Gamble
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
11
Views:
1,344
Reviews:
217
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
1
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Neji is Perfect
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. I don’t own a single part of it.
“One day you’ll open your eyes and realize you’re a superstar.”
Gamble
A Holiday Special
Neji is a patient man, a gracious, man, a respected man, and above all else he is an incredibly poised man. He believed himself to be the most ultimately perfect creature on this planet. Besides being somewhat vain he had all the qualities of a perfect person. Yet perfect people do tend to be a tad to vain. So Neji was perfect, besides everybody idolized Neji for being just that perfect.
Neji is perfect.
Neji gets good grades, does well in sports, and doesn’t mind cleaning or cooking for himself, he doesn’t even mind showing his romantic side. Neji is a perfect man. He makes the women love him and the men hate him. Neji couldn’t even complain spending time at his uncle’s house for the holidays. Although Neji does have a deep disrespect for the main branch of the family he wasn’t going to lower his level by showing disrespect in their household.
That’s just how perfect Neji is.
Now Neji even holds his teacup properly with all the poise and grace of your ancient historical statues. His hand did not shake at the weight difference nor did one silky strand of hair move on his gorgeous face. He sat on the ground with as much dignity as the emperor. There wasn’t a crease or wrinkle in sight on his immaculate clothing.
Neji’s stuff is perfect.
Now he did not mean to do it. Nor did he at all intend this disgrace to befall him especially with his cousin Hinata two feet to his left.
The none-to-graceful, main houses fool.
He didn’t mean for his very delicious yet scalding, (yes scalding that’s what he would say!) tea to make a wonderful arching spurt (which was done with all the grace of a fountain) out of his finely sculpted mouth to fall onto the very nice polished wood table. He did not mean for his eyes to widen and his composure to snap. He didn’t mean to yell harsh obscenities at the television and wish for the death of a certain blonde idiot who could rot in hell for all he cared. (Neji would join him there eventually)
Neji WAS perfect.
On the screen of the Hyuuga main house big screen television was Neji himself in his shower, using shampoo. Not just any shampoo, this was Herbal Essences Vanilla. He watched on in absolute horror as his mouth opened to moan and groan and yell yes like the sexually depraved man that he actually was. (Against popular belief)
Neji was ruined!
Neji face turned about nine different shades of red before becoming very pale when he realized his whole family had entered the room at the very obscene sexual noises coming from the living room. Hinata’s face was covered by her short hair as she tried to hide her blush and eyes from the (what appeared to be naked) image of her cousin. Every person’s mouth in the room was hanging agape like cave dwellings.
Neji is still perfect.
Neji didn’t know it but at that moment every single female and some males were on the exact same station watching this beautiful thing of nature take place. Neji was one popular man but he would never expect the onslaught of mail that would befall his dorm room or the thousands of offers for work and sexual favours.
Neji was a god.
And the commercial ended with the Herbal Essences Vanilla logo and all was silent in the house.
Neji just had to crack a smile, a perfectly beautiful smile.
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Well the special is complete. Sorry for all those that thought it was the new chapter I just hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. Have a very good holiday everybody!
Happy Holidays,
Nexus
“One day you’ll open your eyes and realize you’re a superstar.”
Gamble
A Holiday Special
Neji is a patient man, a gracious, man, a respected man, and above all else he is an incredibly poised man. He believed himself to be the most ultimately perfect creature on this planet. Besides being somewhat vain he had all the qualities of a perfect person. Yet perfect people do tend to be a tad to vain. So Neji was perfect, besides everybody idolized Neji for being just that perfect.
Neji is perfect.
Neji gets good grades, does well in sports, and doesn’t mind cleaning or cooking for himself, he doesn’t even mind showing his romantic side. Neji is a perfect man. He makes the women love him and the men hate him. Neji couldn’t even complain spending time at his uncle’s house for the holidays. Although Neji does have a deep disrespect for the main branch of the family he wasn’t going to lower his level by showing disrespect in their household.
That’s just how perfect Neji is.
Now Neji even holds his teacup properly with all the poise and grace of your ancient historical statues. His hand did not shake at the weight difference nor did one silky strand of hair move on his gorgeous face. He sat on the ground with as much dignity as the emperor. There wasn’t a crease or wrinkle in sight on his immaculate clothing.
Neji’s stuff is perfect.
Now he did not mean to do it. Nor did he at all intend this disgrace to befall him especially with his cousin Hinata two feet to his left.
The none-to-graceful, main houses fool.
He didn’t mean for his very delicious yet scalding, (yes scalding that’s what he would say!) tea to make a wonderful arching spurt (which was done with all the grace of a fountain) out of his finely sculpted mouth to fall onto the very nice polished wood table. He did not mean for his eyes to widen and his composure to snap. He didn’t mean to yell harsh obscenities at the television and wish for the death of a certain blonde idiot who could rot in hell for all he cared. (Neji would join him there eventually)
Neji WAS perfect.
On the screen of the Hyuuga main house big screen television was Neji himself in his shower, using shampoo. Not just any shampoo, this was Herbal Essences Vanilla. He watched on in absolute horror as his mouth opened to moan and groan and yell yes like the sexually depraved man that he actually was. (Against popular belief)
Neji was ruined!
Neji face turned about nine different shades of red before becoming very pale when he realized his whole family had entered the room at the very obscene sexual noises coming from the living room. Hinata’s face was covered by her short hair as she tried to hide her blush and eyes from the (what appeared to be naked) image of her cousin. Every person’s mouth in the room was hanging agape like cave dwellings.
Neji is still perfect.
Neji didn’t know it but at that moment every single female and some males were on the exact same station watching this beautiful thing of nature take place. Neji was one popular man but he would never expect the onslaught of mail that would befall his dorm room or the thousands of offers for work and sexual favours.
Neji was a god.
And the commercial ended with the Herbal Essences Vanilla logo and all was silent in the house.
Neji just had to crack a smile, a perfectly beautiful smile.
--
Well the special is complete. Sorry for all those that thought it was the new chapter I just hope you enjoyed this as much as I did. Have a very good holiday everybody!
Happy Holidays,
Nexus