Tsunade's Secret Lesson

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto of course.

Rating: M – Very adult. TsunadexKakashi and some very adult situations.

Summary: Tsunade wants some special attention. She cons Kakashi into supplying it.

Tsunade's Secret Lesson by Yojami

Chapter 9 – Underneath the Underneath

Control. In every relationship it was there. Between a parent and a child, a teacher and a student, and between lovers, there was always a fight for it. Between Tsunade and Kakashi, she had most of it. But Kakashi would not accept this. He was determined to take some of it; he was struggling for control.

He wasn't quite sure how she got under his skin. Surely he had other women, but this one, this one was special. Maybe it was because she was HIS boss, his superior. Maybe it was because she could actually kill him. Maybe it was her glorious breasts. Or maybe, her temper. That violent temper that translated into her wild sexual nature. Or was it her beauty? Her brains? Her medical expertise? Whatever it was, it was driving him crazy with obsession.

Thanks to her, he was ordered to rest for a couple of days. Thanks to her, he couldn't sleep peacefully. To top it off, his books weren't as interesting. So, he decided to have a talk with Shikamaru.

"Shikamaru, I'd like a word with you." Kakashi said as he approached the Nara Chuunin.

"Kakashi-sensei? I hope it's not something troublesome." The lazy Chuunin responded.

Kakashi asked with a serious face, "How do you control the shadow bind technique?"

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At the Jounin meeting, people were acting strange towards Kakashi. Everyone in the room was staring at him, but he didn't know why.

"What?" He asked, looking uninterested and a little annoyed. He was too busy reminiscing about Tsunade to care.

"Well, two reasons. One, everyone's heard how you were masturbating at the hospital, and two, you aren't reading your perverted book." Genma explained, counting it off his fingers.

"Oh." He said, followed by several seconds of silence and more stares. Someone cleared their throat. Since it was obvious that Kakashi wouldn't explain, the meeting continued.

Genma knew better. He moved closer to Kakashi so only he would hear. "What's her name?" He asked in a vulgar tone.

"Godaime Hokage-sama." He answered truthfully, knowing full well that Genma wouldn't believe him.

"Yeah, right, in your dreams. The day you get her is the day you show up on time for once.” Genma shook his head in disbelief and focused his attention to the meeting. ‘No freaking way that he could land a hot babe like her. Kakashi was too quiet and reserved. A woman like that needs someone more experienced and adventurous, someone like me.’

Genma didn't know that Kakashi was being honest. He didn't know a lot of things. He also didn't know that Kakashi just revealed the name that the Hokage loved to be called during sex.

When Kakashi left the meeting room, a couple of female Jounins stared at him with disgusted looks; he heard the words, "pervert" and "hairy palms" and "blind" being thrown about in the conversation. It didn't bother him since he had such colorful memories stored in his Sharingan. It was like he had his own private, dirty video library stored in his brain; he wondered if the other Uchiha had ever used the Sharingan for this. It would be a shame if they hadn't - what a waste!

"Oh! My dear rival!" Gai's loud voice pierced his thoughts. Kakashi closed his eyes and inhaled a deep breath to brace himself from the oncoming verbal onslaught. He hoped Gai wouldn't mention his masturbation in that loud baritone. Gai appeared in front of him to declare, "When I first heard that you fainted from intense training, my first impression was that I was saddened by how the springtime of youth has failed you!"

The copy ninja lifted his eyebrow, pretending not to have heard him initially. "Oh Gai, did you say something?"

Unperturbed, the taijutsu master continued, "But now when I think that there exists some training that can leave even you exhausted, I must correct myself, and I must join you in this demanding training! I can't let you surpass me. Let's train together! Together, I believe that we can regain the youthfulness of spring! What do you say?"

'NOOOOOOOO!' Kakashi screamed inwardly. There was NO way in hell that he would do that 'training' with Gai. Yuck! Fortunately, the copy genius knew how to handle this and pointed behind the taijutsu master, "Oh? Is that Rock Lee, your favorite student?"

Gai turned around to scan for his beloved student, but failed to locate him. When he glanced back, Kakashi was gone. 'Hmmm... Why is Kakashi keeping this training a secret? It must be too good to share. I have to find out more; there is no way that he will beat me. Next time I see him, I will challenge him to reveal his training secrets.' Konoha’s Prideful Green Beast jogged away to train.

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Throughout the day, Kakashi dodged the women of Konoha, since they mostly had an adverse reaction to the gossip concerning his self-pleasuring at the hospital. Although, Anko looked at him with an amused and interested snarl; she was the exception. The men were quite sympathetic to his plight, but they still hazed him about it. Lost in thought, he remembered Gai mentioning more training. Maybe that is what he needed? Tsunade had already experienced his best sexual move, he didn't want her to be bored with that. He went over Nara's instructions in his head, committing them into memory. Although Kakashi had copied the skill, he had yet to perfect the shadow techniques before using it on Tsunade.

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Anko stomped towards Shizune with a cut on her arm and a light bruise on her cheek. "Well, it's not Ibiki." She informed her, fuming. Anko was so pissed that she wasn't able to discover the identity of the Hokage's lover. "I tried to coax it out of him, but nothing. Then we 'discussed' it. Then we fought about it. In short, I'm confident that he's not the one." Anko nibbled on her finger as she started thinking about who they missed.

"Here, let me heal you." Shizune offered. The medic raised her hand to Anko's face, then her arm, removing the traces of the scuffle. "I was so sure it was him. Who could it be? Who did we leave out? By the process of elimination, he was the only one left." Shizune was stumped.

"Well, we DID leave out the women you know." The Tokubetsu Jounin winked suggestively.

Visibly uncomfortable, Shizune covered her face with her hand. "No, no... she's not like that. I’ve been with her for years and never once has she tried…" She couldn't even bring herself to mentioned Tsunade's name in that context, she was so embarrassed.

Tilting her head, Anko agreed and bit her bottom lip in contemplation as she assessed the evidence. She was sure no one lied to her or Shizune, since they could usually tell. The only other explanation was that it was a civilian. She shook her head in resignation. "If it isn't a ninja, it could be any of the many males here. The possibilities are endless." She stated the obvious.

The Hokage’s assistant let out a low breath. "Well, I guess I have no choice but to trick her to reveal it somehow and to snoop. That's the only way." She was hoping she didn't have to resort to that method. Tsunade was a hard one to fool.

"You know, you aren't alone. I'll gladly help. Hell, I'm dying to help! There's no way you can have all the fun." Anko opened her hand, offering her assistance.

"You're on, we're partners." Shizune said as she shook Anko's hand in acceptance.

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Across town, the Godaime sat behind her office desk in silence as she held a little debate in her head. 'Should I? Or shouldn't I?' Shizune was gone, hanging out with Anko and for once, the Hokage had finished all her work early. She looked down at her desk and noticed that she had doodled over one of the scraps of paper overflowing her desktop. They were mostly nonsensical sketches of spirals, the necklace she gave to Naruto, the Konoha leaf symbol, and to her surprise, she had drawn a masked ninja with a Konoha forehead protector cocked to the side to cover an eye, with spiky hair.

She picked up the paper and a frown formed on her flawless face. 'So he's invaded my subconscious thoughts now, has he?' She sighed out loud. 'Should I? Or shouldn't I?' The internal debate raged on as she crumpled the paper and discarded it in the trash.

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After a couple of hours of shadow training, Kakashi returned home. He would relax for the rest of the day and the next morning, since he had to report to the Hokage tomorrow afternoon for a mission assignment. Naturally, his attention turned towards the Hokage, his Hokage. A few weeks ago, some male Jounin were discussing the hot babes in Konoha. Naturally, they named Kurenai, Anko, Hana, Shizune, and of course, the Hokage. However, no one ventured to think that the Hokage was fair game. Tsunade was like the untouchable goddess that was to be admired, but never attained. Maybe it was ludicrous of Kakashi to dream of the Hokage; he was just going to get hurt. He frowned at this thought. Was he setting himself up for disappointment? He convinced himself that this was just about lust, so he couldn't get hurt. Just like in a battle, as long as he kept himself at a certain distance, he was safe.

A knock on the door interrupted the silver haired ninja out of his reverie. A young boy asked to enter and Kakashi let him in, sensing nothing dangerous. Immediately, the youth created a Kage Bunshin clone and excused himself. The original stayed inside and announced, "I have a message for you from the Hokage."

Intrigued by all the covertness, Kakashi replied, "Oh?"

The Jounin watched as the young boy disappeared and was replaced by a very attractive woman dressed in Hokage robes. Kakashi's gaze traveled slowly upward from her slender feet to her long legs that were provocatively exposed through the slits in her robe. His eyes rested appreciatively on her chest as he watched her breasts move up and down in rhythm with her breathing.

"AHEM," Tsunade cleared her throat. "I'm up here Kakashi." She said, trying to avert his eyes from her breasts to her eyes.

"Oh, sorry, Godaime Hokage-sama, you caught me off guard. What is your message for me?" He replied, with an impish look.

"Before you leave for the mission, I need to give you another lesson." She stated.

Her choice of words was not lost on him. 'She needs to give me a lesson, huh?' He reflected inwardly. For once, he had the upper hand here. This was the closest thing to an admission of affection (or lust) that Tsunade had ever given him thus far. He was going to milk this and play hard-to-get. He can’t make himself too accessible to her since she would start to lose interest.

“Must it be today? I’m not fully recovered yet.” He was not going to make this easy for her.

‘Damn, he’s playing me now. After all the genjutsu and ninjutsu I had to do to shake off the ANBU watching me, and now he’s being difficult.’ The Hokage considered leaving, rather than give him the upper hand, but her feet wouldn’t move. It was a battle of pride today. If she stayed, she was revealing that she wanted him, possibly more than he wanted her. If she left, it was a draw or a win. Was she willing to show her true feelings to him?

She calculated the risks and decided that she couldn’t forgive herself if she walked away now. As prideful as she was, she was still a woman with needs. ‘I’ll have to make it appear that I’m doing him a favor for being here. I am his commanding officer. He should be happy to see me and honored to train with me. How dare he?’ Wryly she explained, “Kakashi, I’m here to train you. Are you going to turn down your Hokage?” It was a thinly veiled threat as she removed the ties on her hair to let her golden locks hang freely.

Kakashi recognized the maneuver. ‘She’s pulling rank. As a ninja, it would be insubordinate of me to refuse. Heh, she’s getting desperate.’ “Of course not, Godaime Hokage-sama. I am honored to serve you and train with you.” He responded obediently.

With a careful smile, the Hokage determined that Kakashi was not going to allow her to use him as easily as she had before. ‘Since when was seduction so difficult?’ She asked herself in frustration. ‘I’ve never had to try this hard before.’ As she continued this line of thought, she started to get pissed at the silver haired ninja. She was going to make him pay for practically making her beg.

She ran her fingers through her silky blonde hair. “Alright, Kakashi, today we will try something new. This will test how good you are at maintaining your focus and control. You are going to follow every command I have and you are NOT to move unless I allow it. Understand?” Her eyes flashed with anger briefly as she recited the instructions.

‘Crap, she’s getting even with me. What the hell is she going to do?’ He put on a brave face. “Understood, Godaime Hokage-sama.” ‘Damn she looks hot when she’s angry.’

The Sannin was going to extort as much excitement from this as she could. “Call me Tsunade-hime tonight.” She walked towards him, ripped off his mask, and kissed him forcefully.

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Shizune went back to the Hokage’s office for clues. In the guise of cleaning and working late, she poured over her boss’s desk for any hint of the identity of her lover. She considered leaving after almost an hour's worth of fruitless searching. Sitting in Tsunade’s chair, she placed her forehead on her hand and found herself staring at the trashcan next to the desk. Looking around to make sure she was alone, she grabbed a few crumpled sheets of paper, and straightened them. On them, she recognized the Hokage’s handwriting and drawing style. Her eyes widened and she gasped out loud in surprise as her face reddened. Tsunade had drawn a picture of Kakashi. Except for his mask, he was naked. Very naked.

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A/N: I know, I cut it before a lemon. Patience is a virtue.