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Getting It Right

By: Reyn
folder Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 10
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Yondaime: Caught singing...in nothing but an...apron

Character: Yondaime
Prompt: Caught singing showtunes in nothing but a pink frilly apron
Word Count: 300
A/N: Weee! Nekkid!

Check out the song here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=x5aWMvy7KJQ
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He had the day off and the house to himself.

And so, he did what any normal man would do on such an occasion.

He spent the day naked.

That’s right. Naked.

Kakashi had taken Naruto out to the park for the day, booby traps were set to avoid any peeping toms; Yondaime was set.

Deciding to cook himself some lunch, the blond slipped on his pink frilly apron to avoid any potentially painful oil splatters and started to fry up some fish.

It was times like these, watching frozen food slowly defrost on the stove, that the mind tended to wander – often choosing to entertain itself with a song.

The problem?

Minato was a parent.

And like all parents, the first songs to enter his brain were from some of Naruto’s current favorite TV shows.

Thus, ten minutes later, the kitchen was filled with…

“Go! Go! Go!Go!Go!Go!
Lights! Camera! Action! WIGGLES!!
Welcome our TV show!
Lights! Camera! Action! WIGGLES!!
Everybody let’s go!”

These being the only lines he knew, Yondaime continuously sung them over and over again, each time getting more and more into it until he was dancing around the kitchen and throwing his arms in the air with flourish.

With a wave of the elbows, an exaggerated two-step, and a vigorous thrust of hips accompanied by an immediate butt wiggle, the spatula was brought back to his lips as the mental intro started up once again.

“LIGHTS! CAMERA! ACTION! WI-!”

WIGGLES!

Yondaime whirled around to see his son standing by the door, hands raised above his head as he decided to join in on the fun.

And next to little Naruto, with a brow raised in extreme amusement, stood Kakashi, with obvious thoughts of blackmailing his sensei’s cute little tush on the brain.

Crap. He was doomed…


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Owari...
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