Hard Love Life

Hidan awoke an hour later and prepared Kakuzu and himself some food. Returning to their room Hidan gently shook his partner. "Kakuzu. I made you something to eat."

Kakuzu slowly woke up from his nap, groaning quietly. "Thank you," he murmured, looking up at his lover.

"Are you going to eat it?" Hidan asked, showing Kakuzu a simple BLT, "I ate a bit. It's good."

Kakuzu looked up that sandwich with utter disgust. Bacon was practically crispy fat. And he didn't maintain his fit, skinny body by eating things like that. "Thank you, but no thank you, I'm not hungry."

Hidan huffed and took the bacon off, stuffing the two pieces in his mouth. "Will you eat it now? The fat is gone."

Kakuzu shook his head, "I'm still not hungry." He placed a hand on his stomach, not feeling it grumble.

"Please eat it? I made it for you." Hidan pleaded, "One sandwich won't hurt you. Please?"

Kakuzu stared at him, "Fine..." He took the sandwich from Hidan and slowly ate it.

Hidan smiled, kissing Kakuzu's cheek. "Thank you. Does it taste good?" he slicked his hair back, "I love you. Sorry I say it so much but I feel fucking great when I say it."

Kakuzu nodded, "Yes, it taste good, but a moment on the lips, forever on the hips." He began to scrutinize his weight, poking at some non-existent love handles. "I love you too." He sighed, it was getting easier to say now.

"What? Kakuzu you’re not fat. I weigh more then you do." Hidan hugged Kakuzu, kissing him again, "You're perfect. Even if you get fat I'll still love you."

Kakuzu sighed, he needed to keep his weight down in order to do his jutsu, so getting fat was never an option. "I can't get fat, plus getting fat is bad for the heart."

"You can get more hearts you know." Hidan sighed, "You want me to turn into a woman to cheer you up?"

Kakuzu ran his fingers over Hidan's abs. "But could you really imagine me fat?" He shrugged, "If you want."

"Your cloak makes you look bigger then you are." Hidan said, "So I can imagine you being fatter." Hidan smiled performing the jutsu and became a woman again. He liked being a woman some times. The breasts were kind of heavy but that was okay. Hidan grasped Kakuzu's chin and gave him a kiss. "I adore you sometimes." he said.

Kakuzu frowned when Hidan said that his cloak made him look fatter than he actually was. His arms wrapped around Hidan's waist when he preformed the jutsu, pulling him closer so he could felt his soft breasts pressing against his chest through their clothes. He tried to ignore the comment about how Hidan adored him sometimes, and looked off to the side.

Hidan frowned slightly. "Is something bothering you? You look upset. Is it because of what I said about you looking fat or that I adore you?"

Kakuzu shook his head, "I'm not upset. Don't worry. Let's focus on you, I would really prefer that."

“Alright. I love you so you can trust me. Tell me anything you need to." Hidan ran his fingers threw his hair, "Do I look better with my hair short like this? Long hair is such a drag."

Kakuzu sighed, "Do you always have to tell me you love me?" He chook his head, "You look better with longer hair."

"You don't like me telling you? Why not?" Hidan grabbed Kakuzu's head and made him nod, "Oh I'm glad you like it short, because I'm never making it long again."

"The words will start to loose their meaning." Kakuzu almost hit Hidan when he made his head nod. "Humph, you look like a man with it short." He had to put that in for a little affect. "Not very attractive."

"No they won't. Are you afraid I don't mean it?" If only Hidan knew that it was Kakuzu who didn't mean it, but he was oblivious. Maybe albinos were just as bad as blonds. "Well I like it short and slicked back. If you love me you should like me the way I am. Man or woman."

Kakuzu shook his head and began to avoid the question. Hidan was so stupid. "You look old with it slicked back. I do love you the way you are... With a few minor adjustments."

"I'm not changing the way I style my hair. I like it. That's all that matters. Stop trying to change me." Hidan kissed Kakuzu, "Are you afraid I don't really love you?"

Kakuzu huffed and looked away from Hidan, "I'm not trying to change you as a male… Your hair look great slicked back a male… But as a female… Eh, not so much." Kakuzu moved away from the kiss. "No, I'm not afraid of that."

Hidan mussed up his hair, making hit lay every which way. "Is that better? he asked. Hidan frowned as Kakuzu pulled and looked away from him. "What's wrong? I don't get it. You said you loved me but..." Hidan shook his head. That was stupid. Kakuzu wasn't one to lie.

Kakuzu kissed Hidan, "Yes, much better." He sighed when Hidan asked him what was wrong, He couldn't tell him. "I don't know… I just haven't been feeling well," Kakuzu lied once more, digging himself deeper into the trench of lies.

"Would you like another massage then?" Hidan asked, "It will make you feel better."

Kakuzu nodded. "Sure, I'd like a massage." He stripped of his clothes and laid back on the bed.

"Lay on your stomach this time." Hidan said prodding Kakuzu's side to make him roll over, "This is a little different. It's not Tantric. I’m making it up."

Kakuzu rolled onto his stomach, using a few pillows to prop himself up so he could watch Hidan slightly.

Hidan climbed onto Kakuzu's back and straddled Kakuzu's back. "I'm taking of my shirt." Hidan said quietly, pulling the article of clothing off his shoulders and freeing his breasts, "Now guess what's touching you." He slid down Kakuzu's body, only his soft breasts touching him.

Kakuzu yawned as Hidan climbed on him. He shivered when he felt Hidan's breasts ran over his skin. "Ah.. Hidan that's nice."

Hidan used his breasts to massage Kakuzu's feet. He did that for several minutes before he stopped. "On your back now."

Kakuzu rolled over, "Where'd you learn this one?" He asked.

"I told you. I am now making this up." Hidan grasped Kakuzu's member and put it in his mouth, sucking on it for a while before placing it in between his breasts. He moved them up and down against the organ, "Do you like this?"

Kakuzu nodded when Hidan said he had just heard about it. His back arched when Hidan began to suck on his member and he finally moaned when his lover put it between his breasts, using them to massage it. "Yea… I really like this."

Hidan smiled. "Good. I'm glad." he giggled as the head of Kakuzu's member began to poke up from between his breasts, "Some one wants more stimulation." Hidan cooed, leaning his head down to lick the head before taking it into his mouth and sucking softly.

Kakuzu's hips began to buck up a bit into Hidan's breasts when his lover took the head of his member into his mouth. "Ah, shit Hidan, that feels amazing." It only took a few moments before he was pulling back at Hidan’s head and cumming all over Hidan's face and breasts.

Hidan sputtered, wiping Kakuzu's cum off and out of his currently watering eye. "Damn it." he muttered cleaning off his fingers after he wiped off his face. Hidan lifted his breasts to his lips, slowly licking them clean while he looked at Kakuzu seductively.

Kakuzu smirked, watching Hidan wipe the cum out of his eye. "I hope you like the taste of my cum, because next lesson you're going to taste a lot of it." He licked his lips as Hidan licked off the cum from his breasts. "Come here, I want to taste."

"I told you I did." Hidan said, not really looking forward to the next lesson. Hidan scooted to Kakuzu and held his breasts out to him. "There is still a lot left."

Kakuzu frowned at Hidan, not really believing that Hidan did in fact like his cum. "I think you're lying." He began to lick at Hidan's breasts, getting off a bit of the cum before going farther down and licking at his lover's nipple for a moment. "Hm, what position do you want to try this time?"

"I do like it. But eating a whole lot doesn't sound to great." Hidan ran his fingers threw Kakuzu's hair as he licked his breasts, "I'm small enough, lets do it standing."

"I think my cum tastes somewhat disgusting, honestly," Kakuzu mumbled, sucking on Hidan's nipple, nodding and getting out of bed. "How about we do it in the shower? The standing sex I mean."

"It's a matter of taste." Hidan said, getting up and walking to the bathroom, his hips swaying, "Come on."

Kakuzu followed after Hidan, covering himself up with his hand, feeling slightly embarrassed all of a sudden.

"Don't cover yourself Kuzu." Hidan said, grabbing both of his hands and pulling him along, passing a seething Kisame, "You're beautiful." Hidan walked into the bathroom. "Water on or off?"

Kakuzu turned three shades of red when Kisame passed them in the hallway. "B-but I'm naked. And I'd rather have my dignity and cover up." He shook his head, "Water on, obviously."

"I love seeing you naked." Hidan said. He turned the shower on and stepped in. "Come on. I need a bit of stimulation from your mouth first."

"You might, but other people don't. Like Kisame." Kakuzu dropped to his knees as soon as he got into the shower and began to suck on Hidan's clit.

Hidan grasped Kakuzu's head, moaning. "Kakuzu~! Mmm!" He leaned over Kakuzu, panting, "Wonderful. I'm all ready. Fuck me into the wall."

Kakuzu stood up and positioned himself at Hidan's entrance before forcing himself into it, feeling a lot of resistance. "Gah, did you make yourself a virgin again?" He grabbed Hidan's hips and tried to force him down farther before thrusting out and back in trying to get fully into Hidan.

Hidan cried out, wrapping his legs around Kakuzu's waist. "I made myself super tight, and super sensitive. Oh this feels fucking great." Hidan clung to Kakuzu desperately, "Put my legs on your shoulders."

Kakuzu grabbed Hidan's hips and tried to force more of himself into his lover, he could feel Hidan's skin tearing around him and blood running down his member. "Why would you make yourself this tight, I can't even fit in you." He pulled up Hidan’s legs to his shoulders, trying to get himself fully into Hidan still.

Hidan hissed, the added nerve endings made it feel far better then it hurt. "Doesn't it feel nice? Me so tight?" he asked running his fingers through Kakuzu's hair again.

Kakuzu finally fit himself in with one last thrust. There, now the real fun could start. "Not when I can't fit into you." He began to rock his hips into Hidan slowly, before picking up his speed to outrageously fast.

Hidan moaned again, Kakuzu hitting his now over sensitive g-spot over and over. "You fit -oh~! You fit now. So do you like it now? Mmm! Kakuzu~ don’t ever le-ah-leave me." Hidan screamed, coming hard. "Don't stop. Please."

Kakuzu was now thrusting into Hidan with speeds that would make any normal person cry out for mercy. "N-no I don't like it. I pr-practically had to rip you in half to fit in." His head fell to Hidan’s shoulder. "I won't ever leave you. And I wasn't planning on stopping, slut, I haven't come yet." He sped up his thrusts.

"I d-don't care if you ripped me in half, I-I love it." Hidan kissed Kakuzu's head, "H-harder. Fuck me harder Kakuzu..." Hidan tossed his head back, listening the their skin meeting.

Kakuzu began to pound into Hidan harder at his wish. He was seconds away from cumming when all of a sudden he heard a pop sound and felt crippling pain. He dropped to one knee, slipping out of Hidan along the way. He should've known that an old battle injury would surface now. He dropped Hidan, hissing softly in pain. "Ah- ouch. I'm s-sorry." Kakuzu could still remember the battle that he got this injury in too, and couldn't believe it would choose to surface while they were having sex.

"K-Kakuzu? Are you okay?" Hidan asked while grasping Kakuzu's member and pumping it, bringing him to orgasm, "Where are you hurt?"

Kakuzu winced as he arched his back out of instinct after Hidan pumped his member. "Right, because making me cum was the most important thing right now," He muttered sarcastically. "My lower back and hip are killing me right now."

"Here, I'll help you back to our room Hidan said, helping Kakuzu to his feet. He shut off the water and helped him step out. "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked you to fuck me while we were standing."

Kakuzu winced as he was helped to his feet, trying to keep all weight off the left side of his body. "Ugh, it's not your fault. You didn't know about this injury." Kakuzu grabbed a towel and moved out of Hidan's grasp, beginning to limp slowly to their room.

Hidan rushed to Kakuzu's left side helping him walk. "What happened? How did you get it?”

Kakuzu opened the door once he got to their room, laying down gingerly on Hidan's bed. "Katana wound, it destroyed my hip and almost nicked my spine."

"How long ago was it? Who gave it to you?" Hidan asked, covering Kakuzu's waist with the electric blanket, turning it on to sooth the pain, "Were you in the Akatsuki?"

Kakuzu looked away, not wanting to answer Hidan's questions. They were painful to remember. "Yes... I was in the Akatsuki..."

Hidan's face fell. "Was it when she died?"

Kakuzu looked away, running his fingers along the wound. "...She gave it to me."

"I thought she liked you! Why did she do that?!" Hidan grew angry, how dare that bitch hurt Kakuzu. Hidan rubbed Kakuzu's chest softly. "She didn't deserve your love."

Kakuzu smirked and shook his head. "It was when we first became partners, she reminds me of you, always threatening to kill me, though once she actually tired to. When we finally start to get... Involved, I couldn't have sex with her at first because my body would give out on me... But the last time... Before she died, we finally had a full intimate session... And... Our first time she en-- Ah, I'm sorry, you don't care…"

"I think you mean I remind you of her." Hidan said sadly, "She had a body like this didn't she?" Hidan cupped his breast and ran his hands down his female body, "You're trying to make me look like her. That's why you don't like my hair short when I'm like this." Hidan hugged himself tightly.

"She looked nothing like you." Kakuzu shook his head. "No, she was petite, her breasts were very small, hair was very short, and she was tall." He looked over Hidan." I modeled you as her exact opposite, so when I look at you, it reminds me of you, not her."

Hidan wiped his eyes. "Kakuzu, Do you really love me?"

Kakuzu nodded, now actually meaning it. "I do love you."

Hidan look over his shoulder, slicking his hair back. "I love you too." Hidan crawled to Kakuzu and kissed him softly. "Why did she hurt you?"

Kakuzu held Hidan close to his body when he crawled closer. "She hurt me because I called her fat."

"That's stupid. I wouldn't do that. I'd just slap you." Hidan rested his head on Kakuzu's chest, "I love you. Is your hip and back feeling better?"

"She was very violent, especially after she got pregnant," Kakuzu choked up after that. Damn it. He just had to say that, didn't he? "Not really, it'll take a couple hours for them to feel better."

Hidan pulled away and smack Kakuzu's left hip, getting off the bed. "I see. You were going to keep it?" he grabbed another blanket and laid down on Kakuzu's bed, "That's fine. Maybe I won't turn back into a man. I could still get pregnant even if you didn't come inside me. As long as some semen is there." Secretly Hidan turned back into a man to see how Kakuzu would react.

Kakuzu winced and grabbed at his hip. "That was unnecessary." He looked over Hidan. "Yes. We were going to keep it." Kakuzu shrugged, "Fine, stay a woman."

Hidan started laughing. "Oh crap. I just thought of something. When I turn back into a man, what happens to your semen when I become a man again? Does it just sit there?" Hidan kicked the blankets off and went back to Kakuzu, laying next to him, "I was going to be all pissy at you but that thought cheered me up."

Kakuzu shrugged, "It probably goes to your stomach. Or something. Maybe you keep the female organs. Who knows." He wrapped his arms around Hidan's waist when he climbed into bed. "I should be pissy at you for hitting my hip." Kakuzu glared at Hidan a bit, "So much for staying in your female form, eh?"

"If I kept the female parts I'd be pregnant. I don't want kids." Hidan said, kissing Kakuzu's cheek, "Fuck your hip. You can fix it yourself right?" He paused. "You could have my hip."

Kakuzu frowned, it seemed that there would be no way to have Hidan even consider having kids with him. How disappointing. "I can not fix my own hip." He shook his head. "I can't take your hip, it's too small, I'd be extremely disproportioned."

Hidan thought for a bit. "I won't get pregnant, but if you change my mind about kids, I will consider adopting one." Hidan sighed, rubbing his temples, "If I do agree, I want a girl."

Kakuzu ran his fingers through Hidan's hair. "I think it's impossible to change you mind about anything, Hidan." He kissed his lover temple. "A girl? Why a girl?"

"Fine! We'll adopt a kid." Hidan said, huffing, "I want a girl because.... I don't know. I want a girl. Where do we go to get a kid?"

Kakuzu blinked. "Wait. What are we doing? You don't even want a kid!" He shrugged, "I don't know where we'd adopt kids."

"Well if having a kid will make you happy then lets get a kid." Hidan said, "I'll go find one then. I'll find some miserable village and get a little girl and bring her here. I know a good village actually."

"You don't even want one, so why bother? It'll make you miserable." Kakuzu sighed and ran a hand through his hair.

"I don't hate little girls that much. Girls are great." Hidan said, "So I'll get girl."

Kakuzu paused. "You sound like a pedophile when you said that."

"I'm not. Girls are just so..." Hidan huffed, "Do you want a kid or not?"

"I know you're not... Yes, I want a kid..." Kakuzu looked down at his hip and tried to readjust it so it wasn't in pain anymore.

"Well when your hip is better we'll both go and find the perfect daughter for us." Hidan said, "You want me to get something from Zetsu to help with the pain?"

"That sounds nice..." Kakuzu nodded, biting his lip in pain. "Yea, that'd be nice. I need to go to a doctor about this though... As soon as I can walk."

Hidan kissed Kakuzu's cheek. "My poor Kakuzu." he sighed, "I think I can get you something to help." Hidan rushed off and returned half-an-hour later. "I got you some herbs to help with the pain, and a brace for your hip. It will let you walk, sit and heal." Hidan handed the herbs to Kakuzu. "Take these. Then I'll put this on when they start working."

Kakuzu took a nap while Hidan was out doing things, having a pleasant dream about what his and Hidan's lives were going to be like very soon. He awoke once Hidan returned, practically ripping the herbs out of Hidan's hands, pouring them into his mouth and swallowing. "Thank you Hidan..."

"Was the pain that bad?" Hidan asked, his eyes wide, "I'm sorry for hitting you." Hidan sighed, smiling. "You were smiling. Can you remember that dream?"

"Yes, the pain is unimaginable," Kakuzu muttered. "You should be sorry." His eyes widened when Hidan said he was smiling. "Yea... I can."

"Can you tell me about it?" Hidan asked, slicking Kakuzu's hair back and kissing his forehead, "Please?"

Kakuzu looked off to the side. "No… I don't want to tell you about it."

"Oh please. It was a good dream wasn't it?" Hidan huffed, "Fucking heathen tell me."

Kakuzu gave Hidan a flat look, "You know, calling me a heathen won't get me to tell you."

"Come on! Tell me. Please?" Hidan kissed Kakuzu softly, his tongue licking his lips softly, "Please?"

Kakuzu shook his head, "I refuse to tell you!"

"Why?" Hidan sighed sadly, "Don't you love me?"

"Telling you about my personal dreams has nothing to do with love, I like to keep my privacy." Kakuzu ran his hand through Hidan's hair, "Why don't you help me put that hip brace on?"

"Was it about me being a fucking house wife or something? Taking care of our kid?" Hidan asked, gently lifting Kakuzu's hips and sliding the brace on. He purposely brushed against Kakuzu's member as often as possible. "Okay. Is it on comfortably?"

"It was just about our life together, just… I don't want to talk about it." Kakuzu growled, glaring at Hidan whenever he brushed against his member. "Look, you horny little shit, I hope you know you're not getting sex any time soon."

"I'm touching you to torture you into telling me what you dreamed about. Tell me about what you want our life to be like." Hidan said, "Now are you comfortable in the god damned brace."

"You'll get angry," Kakuzu muttered, fearing that Hidan would hit his hip again. He nodded, "Yes, it is very comfortable."

"Tell me anyway." Hidan huffed.

"Well, I had a dream that you were permanently stuck in your female form... And you ended up getting pregnant." Kakuzu covered his left hip more.

Hidan pursed his lips. "That's never happening. You see Kakuzu, a woman who worshiped with me was raped and she got pregnant. She was struck dead the moment she new." he petted Kakuzu's head, "Do you want me to die? I would die even if I got a woman pregnant."

Kakuzu listened with wide-eyes as Hidan told him, "No… I don't want you to die." Well, Hidan could've told him that at first, then this whole scenario wouldn't have been awkward. He looked to the side and coughed.

Hidan nodded. "Think you can sit up?" he asked, petting Kakuzu's cheek, "The brace is very good. You should be able to walk."

Kakuzu sat up slowly, wincing as he did so. "I feel so old..." He swung his feet over the edge of the bed and stood.

"Well.... Now don't hit me! You are. I don't care however." Hidan rubbed Kakuzu's chest, "Can you walk. We could get our daughter right now if you can with out much pain."

"You may not, but my body does." Kakuzu took a few steps, barely feeling any pain, "You seem eager to get our daughter..."

"Well when you get better you will feel better." Hidan grabbed a few clothes for Kakuzu to slip into, "So no pain? Any way, it will make you happy right? Having a kid?"

Kakuzu rolled his shoulders, "I certainly hope so." He took the clothes from Hidan and slipped into them before pulling on his cloak and mask. "No pain. It won't make me happy if you're not happy."

Hidan gently wrapped his arms around Kakuzu's waist. "I'll try to be happy. What do you want her to look like?"

Kakuzu kissed Hidan a bit forcefully. "I don't want you to do this if it's going to make you unhappy."

"I won't be. If you wanted to get a boy I wouldn't be going." Hidan sighed, "What do you want her to look like?"

Kakuzu pulled Hidan close, resting his chin on top of Hidan's head. "I don't know... we'll just have to browse for one."

"I want her to be like me. Albino. Super cute, sweet, and she needs to grow up to be pretty." Hidan nuzzled the underside of Kakuzu's neck, "Does that sound nice?"

"I want her to have green eyes though... And she has to be smart. I don't want some dumb child running around, wasting my money. I want one that can earn some herself when she gets older. So, she has to be strong too," Kakuzu buried his face into Hidan's hair.

"Albinos get either red, pink, or blue eyes. Smart is good too." they stepped out into the rain and Hidan turned into a woman again, in order not to attract attention, "The bottom levels in Amegakure are the slums. We'll find kids there that are unwanted."

"Pink is a good eye color too... But why does she have to be albino?" Kakuzu thought for a moment, "What do you want to name her if she doesn't already have a name?"

Hidan shrugged. "How about Seiun? It means nebula. Those things that make solar systems." He huffed as they headed down to the ghettos, "Do you like that name? It will give her potential."

Kakuzu nodded, "I like it, but I don't know, I was thinking we could do something... Foreign… I was thinking about naming her Acheron. It's the river of woe in Greek mythology."

"Isn't woe a word that means sad? You want her to be named after a sad river?! What the fuck?" Hidan huffed, "Lets get two girls then. One like me, and one like you. I can name the one that looks like me Seiun."

"It's a very lyrical name, I don't see what you have against it." Kakuzu choked. "Do you really think we can raise two girls Hidan?"

"Woe means sad! I think they're be sad enough." Hidan hugged Kakuzu, "Yes. I'm sure we could."

"They don't have to know what they're name means!" Kakuzu wrapped his arm around Hidan's waist. "Then we'll get two."

"Two girls then." Hidan sighed, "How old should they be? Two or three?"

"They should be two, they're easier to train at two. And I want to get them as early as I can so they don't become spiteful." Kakuzu looked up as they entered the ghetto.

"Do you see any one?" Hidan asked, looking around at the some of the people leaning against the walls of the buildings, "Any little girls that look promising?"

Kakuzu tightened his grip on Hidan as he saw a few men leering at his lover. "Why couldn't you have worn your cloak? We're in a dangerous part of town for you to be dressed like that." He looked towards an alley where a little girl was wrapped in a thin shawl, shivering heavily, who looked like she couldn't be older than two and a half. He could tell from here that her hair was black and he began to walk towards her, keeping Hidan very close to him still. Kneeling next to the little girl, Kakuzu watched as she gave him a scared look and she backed away slightly. She had the greenest eyes he'd ever seen. Trying to be as friendly as he could, he held out his hand to her, smiling as she took it and moved closer, desperate for some form of love. Kakuzu pulled her closer and took the small girl into his arms, feeling her relax completely. "Oh… Hidan… I like her..."

Hidan tilted his head to the side at the little girl, reaching out and touching her face. "Come here sweetie." Hidan said, and expert at sounding nice. How else was he supposed to kill unsuspecting people? The girl looked cautiously at him before moving slowly to him holding her arms out for a hug. "I like her too." Hidan said simply, picking her up and holding her. "She looks like you a little."

Kakuzu smiled and took the young girl from Hidan when his lover picked her up. "Yea… She does." He held the girl on his good hip, wrapping his arm around Hidan's waist once more. He looked over at the little girl. "Do you have a name?" The girl looked confused for a few seconds, but then shook her head, "How about a mommy and a daddy?" Another no. Perfect.

"Do you want us to be your mommy and daddy?" Hidan asked, smiling as the girls face lit up with glee, nodding her head. Hidan could not believe he was doing this. "Do you know of another little girl who looks like me?" Hidan asked, hoping that there was.

Kakuzu realized something. "Hidan… How are we going to tell her that you're not a woman? Don't you think that if she sees you as a man, she'll get scared." He held the little girl closer when she was happy to become their daughter. He felt wrong doing this, but oh well. "Hidan, just look through the alley ways."

Hidan huffed. "Do you know what a ninja is?" he asked the little girl, who nodded, "I'm one. Do mind if you have two daddies?" The girl shook her head no. "Good. There, you see Kakuzu? It’s fine. And you need to come with me. I don't want to get attacked." They wandered around for a while, getting cold and wet until Hidan caught site of a little girl watching him from behind a rotten fence, her face and hair pure white. "Oh look. Kakuzu."

Kakuzu tightened his grip on Hidan. "I wouldn't let anyone put their filthy hands on you. You're too good for them. You don't have to worry about getting raped." He looked over when Hidan said his name, looking at the little girl. "She's… Cute, but it looks like she has a family."

"Where? I don't see anyone." The girl looked back into the hovel where she lived and dashed over to them, hiding behind Kakuzu. "Let's just take her. Please?"

Kakuzu looked down and the little girl when she hid behind him. "Fine, we can take her, just pick her up and let's get out of here already, the filth of this place is getting outrageous and it's seeping into my skin."

Hidan picked the girl up and headed back the way they came. "Come on Kakuzu." he called over his shoulder, "Do you have a name?" Hidan asked the girl in his arms. She shrugged in response before hugging Hidan around the neck. "Are you happy Kakuzu?"

Kakuzu followed close behind Hidan as they left the slum with their new daughters. He nodded, "I really am, I think these girls have a lot of potential, too bad they have almost no potential of becoming kunoichi. I don't sense any chakra running through their bodies."

"They're tired and under fed Kakuzu." Hidan said, looking over his shoulder, "They may just be low on chakra." Hidan slowed down so he and Kakuzu were walking together. "I can't believe I did this. I just can't."

"I just doubt a ninja family would live in a place like that though." Kakuzu kissed Hidan's temple as they continued back to the base. "You're the one who suggested it. I would've dropped the whole kids thing after you said that woman was killed after getting pregnant."

"You never know." Hidan said, "You don't need a ninja background to have chakra." He kissed Kakuzu's cheek. "I can't take part in making a baby. I can adopt. I think... I'm not dead yet." They arrived back to base and Hidan kicked Tobi out of his room, giving their new daughters the orange-masked man's room. "Here we go. This is your room. You two don't mind sharing a bed do you?"

Kakuzu looked at Hidan, "What do you think we should do first? Feed them, bathe them, or let them sleep?" He frowned when Hidan kicked Tobi out of his room. "They could've had my office. And the two beds as soon as we bought a cheap king size."

"Lets give them a bath." Hidan said, turning back into a man, "Hey what are you doing?" The moment the soft cushy breasts were gone the white haired girl began to grab at Hidan's chest, wanting them back. "Haha! Now stop that. Anyway, Tobi's room is the only one that suits a child."

Kakuzu turned his attention to the girls. "We have no clothes for them. We are extremely ill-prepared." He frowned, "This was a bad idea, we are not meant to be parents." Mentally, he began to beat himself for even suggesting that they should have kids. "I have to agree with you… Tobi is so childish, it's scary."

"I think some of the clothes Konan gave me could fit them. Just a second. You get them to the bathroom. "I'll meet you there." Hidan dashed off, leaving the girls in his care.

Kakuzu picked up the white haired girl as well, carrying them into the Akatsuki bathroom and setting the down on the floor as he prepared a bath. Once the water was to the half way mark, he turned off the water and stripped the girls, placing them into the tub.

"Okay! I'm here!" Hidan said, wearing a pair of Kakuzu's pants, a pair of pants and shirts in hand, "They are really small. What is she thinking...? Do you think she knew this would happen?" Hidan sat down on the side of the tub, smiling at the two girls. "They look like us don't they?"

Kakuzu looked over at Hidan when he entered. "Those pants look huge on you Hidan. How do you keep them on?" He shrugged, "She probably did. I mean. She knew I'd sleep with you." He took a bar of soap and lathered it into a loofa, before beginning to scrub at the black haired girl's skin, seeing the layer of filth come off her skin. 'Yea... They really do."

Hidan smirked and ushered the white hair to him. He whispered something to her and she giggled. Cupping water in her hands she slurped the water into her mouth before squirting it at Kakuzu, bursting out in giggles. "That's my girl." He said, laughing as his other daughter did the same, "Correction; girls."

Kakuzu wiped the water off his face and glared at Hidan, and gave a playful glare to the girls, and splashed them gently, earning another chorus of giggles. Looking back over at Hidan, an evil plan came to mind. Kakuzu ushered the black hair to him, whispering something in her ear this time. It only took a few moments before she was dripping wet and in Hidan's lap, getting him soaking wet. The other girl climbed into him as well. He began to laugh at his lover.

Hidan growled as the to girls crawled on him, gritting his teeth he reached into the tub and splashed large amounts on Kakuzu, "Take that!" Hidan snapped placing the girls back into the tub and drew more water.

Kakuzu shook the water out of his hair like a dog, and glared at Hidan, stopping their fight now, because he knew if his hip was better and if the girls weren't there, this would just end in sex. He took the shampoo and began to scrub the black haired girl's hair.

Hidan smirked in triumph, "We need to give them their names." he said, scrubbing the white haired girls arm, "Do you like the name Seiun sweetie?" The girl nodded, smiling. "Good. Then that's your name." Seiun giggled and plopped her thumb into her mouth.

Kakuzu nodded, glaring at Hidan still. "You're lucky that the girls are here and my hip is messed up or your ass would've been mine." He meant that literally. He looked over at the black haired girl. "And your name shall be Acheron." Acheron gave a nod before closing her eyes at the feeling of Kakuzu massaging the shampoo into her scalp.

"It was a playful game. Don't get upset." Hidan finished up washing Seiun's body and began washing her hair, "Keep your eyes closed now alright? We should get some of that Johnson's Shampoo. The stuff that doesn't hurt eyes if it gets in them." He scrubbed his daughters scalp before rinsing, "Oh your hair is so white and pretty. You're just darling. You both of you are." Hidan was inwardly gagging, after they were fed and put to bed he would go be mean to Tobi. "Ugh. Look at the water. It's filthy. They're so thin too. Lets feed them after this."

Kakuzu leaned over towards Hidan and pressed his lips against Hidan's cheek. "I didn't mean what I said in the way you thought I did." He gave his partner a perverted smirk before turning his attention back to Acheron. "Well, we'll go out tomorrow for supplies, I think Tobi left his money in his room, so I don't have to pay. Hmm, so we need clothes... Shampoo... What else do little kids like?" Kakuzu nearly choked on spit when he heard Hidan being so… Nice. "Well. That's unusual for you Hidan." He nodded, "What do they eat though?"

"Oh. I see." Hidan said. He snorted, "They like toys stupid. How about a nice doll for each of you, hm?" Seiun and Acheron smiled and nodded together, nether had ever had a pretty doll before. "They eat what adults eat. They are tiny humans after all. Chicken noodle soup should be good." Hidan lifted Seiun out of the tub and set her on the counter, padding her white skin dry with a towel.

Kakuzu ran his hand through Acheron's hair, smiling down at her. "Well, I'm not the best with things that deal with girls." He pulled Acheron out of the tub and set her next to Seiun. "Ah.. I guess I'm not a good parent at all."

"Oh be quiet. You're doing fine. You've never been a parent. I haven't either." Hidan sighed, petting the girls' hair, "Alright. I know I'm a boy, but just... Call me mommy okay?" He picked up a shirt and slid it over Acheron's head. "Oh! Where did you go?" Hidan pulled the shirt collar over her head, "Oh there you are! Now put your arms in the sleeves, that’s it. Can you put your pants on yourself?" Acheron nodded and hopped off the counter and tugged one of the pants on, biting her tongue in concentration.

Kakuzu smiled at Hidan when he saw his lover treat Acheron like you would see a parent would do on TV. "Do you think it's necessary for them to call you mommy? I mean… They could just call me Kakuzu and you could be daddy." God, he felt like a child once more, when he used words like mommy and daddy. He tugged the shirt over Seiun's head. Taking a towel, he began to gently towel dry her hair. "Maybe, if Tobi has enough money in his room, I'll take you both out for ice cream does that sound nice?" He smiled as they nodded.

"I am uke. I should be mommy. I'm a woman sometimes so it would be odd for them to call me daddy outside when I'm like that." Hidan picked up Acheron and kissed her cheek. The girl wrapped her thin arms around his neck and whispered 'mama', and kissed Hidan back. "I have ten-thousand ryo. Lets go out to eat."

"That's so true... But why do you always go out as a woman? I mean, when we first went out, I just wanted to show you off, but now, you're always going out as a woman..." Kakuzu placed Seiun on the floor and help her put on her pants. He pulled the white hair girl so she was standing. "Okay… Where do you think we should go?"

"Well let’s look threw my closet and find some thing that a man could wear." Hidan said sarcastically walking out of the bathroom to his room, turning in to a woman again, "Now you hide mommy's breasts until we get to our room okay?" Acheron nodded and covered them as best as she could. The two of them walked past Itachi who actually showed some pure shock. Not at Hidan being a woman, but Hidan having a little girl in his arms. "Come on Kakuzu. Help me find something nice to wear. We're going to a pizza place. You can get a salad."

"No need to be a sarcastic ass about it." Kakuzu picked up Seiun and had her rest on his good hip. "You couldn't have worn a shirt? I don't like other people seeing your breasts..." He began to follow Hidan to the bedroom, glaring at Itachi and moving closer to Hidan. "Why are you asking me to find you some clothes?"

"Don't cuss." Hidan said, setting Acheron down when they entered their room, "I didn't think about it." He went to his closet and opened it. "How about this?" Hidan asked, pulling out a kimono, "What do you think girls?" Seiun and Acheron nodded. "Oh good this it is then." He undressed completely and slipped the out fit on.

Kakuzu sighed, "Sorry." He placed Seiun on the bed and sat next to her. "You could've waited until we got into the room at least." Kakuzu frowned at the kimono, "Isn't that a bit formal for going out to get pizza though?"

"It's what a good wife would wear. I need to pretend to be your wife. Unmarried and two kids?" Hidan put his hair up completely, "There, now I look like the wife of an old fashioned man. How do I look?"

Kakuzu looked at Hidan. "An old fashioned family eating at a pizza place?" He raised a brow. "Well, it's not completely uncommon anymore to be unmarried and have two kids. At least I’m not one of those dad's who run out, that's a plus." Kakuzu looked at Hidan. "You look wonderful."

"Then lets go to a cheep traditional restaurant." Hidan said, "Lets go now. Come here Seiun, I'll carry you." Seiun squealed and dashed to him waving her arms around, giggling. Hidan kneeled over and picked her up, kissing her cheek. "Now come on Kakuzu. No more complaining."

Kakuzu picked up Acheron and stood up, walking over to Hidan. "You make a good mother Hidan, and it's scary. Did you have younger brothers and sisters?" He smiled and he felt a sloppy, wet kiss being pressed into his neck from Acheron and he pat her head.

"A little sister." Hidan said, "That's why I like little girls. Being nice is hard. I'm going to pick on Tobi after they go to bed." They did not walk to far from base when they came upon a small inexpensive place to eat. "Her we go. Lets find a seat." Hidan kneeled in front of an empty, low set table and sat on one of the cushions.

Kakuzu nodded, "Ah, that makes sense. I just couldn't think you could've pulled parenting from nowhere. You've had training." He followed Hidan into the place and set Acheron on a cushion across from him.

"We'll get the sampler. It has a bit of everything and it's only about nine thousand ryo. We'll have enough left for ice cream." Hidan ushered Kakuzu to him, "A kiss please?"

Kakuzu nodded, that was a bit pricy, but it would do. "Okay. That sounds fine." He leaned to the side and kissed Hidan softly. "Maybe tonight, depending on how my hip feels, would you like to have a lesson?"

"Oh good." Hidan said softly, leaning into the kiss. "How about I ride and that way you're hips won't be strained to badly hm? We will need to lock the door however. A few more of Zetsu's herbs would be good as well." Hidan placed the order and turned back to his family. "Is everyone happy?" He asked, smiling as his daughters nodded, eating their steamed rice with a spoon.

Kakuzu slipped one of his arms around Hidan's waist. "I think I would like it if you rode me. But you're gonna need to be quite too, I don't want to scar the girls for life." He looked over his family and smiled softly. This life was going to be… Very different, but maybe change would be good."

"I'll try. I don't think they would know what would be going on however. I love you. And I love you two as well." He felt awkward, telling his children that. Hidan smiled as he kissed Kakuzu's cheek and laughed as the food was set in front of them. Acheron and Seiun had never seen so much food before, their little eyes wide in delight. "Now don't eat to fast or to much okay?" The girls said 'yes mama' and began get a bit of what looked good to them.

"I think it would be odd for them, hearing those noises, it might bring back memories of the streets again. I love you too Hidan. And you too girls." Kakuzu nuzzled Hidan's neck and looked over the girls. "Can we actually call them ours yet?" He let the girls pick their food before grabbing a little food and began to eat slowly.

"Maybe it would. But don't you like hearing me?" Hidan asked, grabbing Kakuzu's knee and squeezing it. "They're ours Kakuzu, all ours. We'll take good care of them. I'm sure... I hope." Hidan took some food for himself and began eating as well. "It's pretty good."

"I love hearing you." Kakuzu took Hidan's hand and kissed it, setting his lover's hand back onto his own thigh. "Do you think… It was too early to get them?" He asked, looking over at their daughters eating a bit messily.

"To early to get them?" Hidan echoed, "What do you mean by that? Are you having second thoughts?"

Kakuzu shook his head, "It's too late to have second thoughts. We can't just put them back. But, I don't know, I just think we shouldn't have rushed out there and got a kid."

“We’re doing fine so far.” Hidan said, “An they like us already." Hidan kissed Kakuzu's cheek in reassurance.

Kakuzu looked over at Hidan, "How can you be so sure of yourself when you didn't even want them?"

Hidan shushed Kakuzu, glancing at Acheron and Seiun, who were now watching them with interest, "Don't say that. You'll make them think that we don't want them, and we do." The last part was directed at the girls, "If I can be this nice with out breaking out into swears then we can handle this fine. They are well behaved to."

Kakuzu sighed and practically pulled Hidan onto his lap and then pushed away his food, staring at the girls. 'How much do you think they can understand?" He reached across the table and brushed a hair out of Acheron's eyes.

"We shouldn't take them for stupid." Hidan whispered, "They are smarter then any other two-year-old. They live on the streets. I'm sure they under stand a good deal of what we were saying." he took his chopsticks and snatched a bit of fish, plopping it into his mouth, "I just hope they don't take after me." Hidan laughed softly, and ushered the girls to them. Acheron and Seiun rushed to them and hugged Kakuzu as best they could, giving him a look that screamed 'don't get rid of us'.

Kakuzu nodded slowly in agreement with what Hidan said. He had nearly forgotten that the streets were a tough place to live and you may not get book smarts as fast, but you definitely got street smarts fast. He chuckled when the girls had come and gave him a hug, wrapping both of his arms around them and placing a kiss on both of their foreheads.

Hidan smirked. "There. Feeling more confident in yourself?" he ask, kissing his daughters before kissing Kakuzu roughly. Acheron and Seiun looked at each other knowingly and went back to their seats, letting their new mommy and daddy make out. Hidan pulled away and smirked, "Look at that. Now that is smart."

Kakuzu nodded, "Somewhat, but this will take a long time to get used to." He leaned into the kiss that Hidan planted onto his lips. Kakuzu frowned when Hidan pulled away, hoping to get a bit more action. "I have to agree with you there."

"Oh I know. I feel like gagging every time I say something nice." Hidan went back to kissing Kakuzu, his tongue forcing it's way into his lover's mouth. He felt the other customers staring at them, but he could care less. They were just jealous that they didn't have a wonderful family like he and Kakuzu did. "Should I be a man or woman for this lesson?"

"Well, that's not what I meant, but that works too." Kakuzu wrapped his arms around Hidan, and began battling for dominance in the kiss. His hand began to massage his lover's thigh and his eyes looked over to their daughters who were scowling somewhat. Kakuzu pulled back from the kiss, leaving a string of spit connecting them.

Hidan whined when Kakuzu pulled away. "Oh. I wasn't finished." he stood up and fixed his kimono before sitting down again, continuing to eat, "I love you. All of you. Tomorrow we'll get you two some clothes, toys, and move you out of Tobi's room. Don't want to make Zetsu mad."

Kakuzu realized he had never answered Hidan. "You can be whatever you want for the next lesson." He continued to eat as Hidan did. "We should probably let them pick out some paint colors if we're going to move them into my office... Maybe purple or pink would suit them."

"Maybe I could make it a.... Uh... Threesome?" Hidan whispered, not very sure if he got it right, "I can do shadow clones to. I can make one really good flesh and blood clone." He slurped up some noodles, "See? You're doing fine." Hidan watched as Acheron and Seiun yawned. "We should put the food in a 'to go' box and head back. They look tired. Oh we need some toothpaste and brushes too."

"A threesome… That sounds… Extremely fun." Kakuzu mumbled in reply to his lover. "You're quite talented when it comes to jutsu that can help with sex." He shook his head, "I just figured lighter colors would be better than white." Kakuzu nodded and called over a waitress for their check and a to-go box. "We can get those tomorrow."

"Only for the foreplay. I'm not kissing or touching myself. Got it?' Hidan huffed, "Maybe I some how knew that I would be using it for you." Hidan for once paid the bill and picked Seiun up, kissing the top of her head. "You take the food and Acheron, alright?"

Kakuzu looked at Hidan. "I didn't want to see you kiss you." He stood once Hidan paid and picked up Acheron, trying to balance her and the food. Walking up beside Hidan, he smirked at him. "It seems the girls are too tired for ice cream, doesn't it?" He could feel Acheron struggling in his arms and shaking her head.

"Good." Hidan said, sighing. "It could go several ways. To of me for foreplay or two of you for the actual act." a dreamy look came over Hidan's face, "Two of you, lavishing me. In side of me... Oh I want to say more but the girls are here" Hidan smiled as Seiun reacted the same way as Acheron. "Lets get them a little. We said we would didn't we?"

Kakuzu could feel a bit of arousal pool in the pit of his stomach as Hidan said the situations. "Or maybe we could do both, but my shadow clones aren't that great because I don't need that jutsu since I have my hearts." He nodded, "I was planning on it, I just wanted to tease them a bit."

"Both sounds nice. And start practicing then. I want to do that." They strolled back, but did not get the Ice cream. Seiun and Acheron had fallen asleep by that time, so they headed back to base and tucked them into bed. "Carry me to our room Kakuzu? Please?"

"We can try doing it, I'm not too horrible at shadow clones." Kakuzu felt slightly bad about not getting them ice cream, but soon got over it when he saw how cute the girls were when they were asleep. "Fine… I’ll carry you." He picked up Hidan bridal style and nuzzled his face into his hair. "This will be the best lesson yet."

"We are doing it." Hidan said, squealing as Kakuzu picked him up, "How is your hip?" When they got to their room Hidan slid out of Kakuzu's arms and pushed him onto the bed. Several hand signs later two female Hidans were looking down at him. "Hello Kakuzu-sama." they both said, letting the necks of their kimonos fall and show off their perky breasts. They moved onto the bed lingering at Kakuzu's hips. "What do you want us to do first?"

Kakuzu shrugged and looked down at his hip. "It should hold up. I don't feel it hurting anymore." He looked at the two Hidan's at the foot of them bed. Clones; they were a beautiful thing. "Mm, surprise me," he murmured, taking off the brace and throwing it across the room.

The real Hidan smirked, he and his clone pulled Kakuzu's shirt of and began to lap at his chest. They kissed the skin softly, biting at the elder’s stitches, and attacking his nipples. The real Hidan moved up and kissed Kakuzu firmly as the clone carefully pulled down his pants. "You need to tell us what to do Kakuzu. Order us. Don't be shy."

Kakuzu shivered when the two Hidan's began to attack his chest with their tongue and kisses, only gasping the slightest when they both latched onto a nipple. He leaned into the kiss and thought a bit. "I want one of you to blow me... While the other ... Hmm." Ah.. He couldn't think of anything else for the other to do.

Hidan smirked. "How about we both blow you?" he turned around and laid on Kakuzu's body so his heat was only several inches from Kakuzu's face. The clone gently grabbed Kakuzu's member and began to lick it, Hidan joining the menstruations soon after. They moved in perfect harmony as their lips, tongue, and teeth moved over the stiff flesh.

Kakuzu's body arched when he felt two pairs of lips and tongues on his rapidly hardening member. Dipping his head down, his tongue began to lap at Hidan's heat, before playing with his clit. He took the clit into his mouth and sucked violently on it while his fingers began to thrust in and out of Hidan quickly.

Hidan pulled away and let out a soft cry as Kakuzu sucked on his clit. "Oh~! Harder... Ah~ suck ha-harder... Finger... Harder~..." He lowered his head back down to Kakuzu's member as his clone lavished attention on Kakuzu's scrotum. He took the whole length into his mouth and deep throated his lover.

Kakuzu began to suck and finger Hidan harder at his lover's commands. Soon switching his hand and mouth's position, sliding his tongue into Hidan while he rubbed roughly at Hidan's clit. He moaned, loving the attention his member was getting, arching his back a bit more, trying to force more of himself into Hidan's mouth.

Hidan pulled away so he would not bite Kakuzu, sobbing as he approached climax. His clone took over the blowjob, moving fast as to make him come. Hidan really wanted to get to the next part

Kakuzu swallowed and pulled away when Hidan reached his climax, only taking a few moments before he reached his own climax. Moving away from the bed and the two Hidan's, he preformed several hand signs and another Kakuzu appeared next to him. "So how do you want to do this?"

Hidan's clone vanished and he got onto his knees, pulling the real Kakuzu onto the bed and crawling on top of him. "Both of you... Inside of me." he said, grabbing Kakuzu's member and slid it inside of his tight channel, "You in here and the other you in my ass..." He kissed his lover tenderly.

Kakuzu used a few pillows to sit up when Hidan pushed him against the bed and put his member into him. He made the clone get behind Hidan and thrust quickly into Hidan's ass. "Just like that?" Kakuzu leaned into the kiss.

Hidan tossed his head back, his mouth wide. "Oh-oh my god, yes. Move my hips... Use your hands to move them." Hidan was in heaven. It felt wonderful to be so filled. "Kakuzu... I love you." He clenched his muscles around the two organs and shifted a bit. "Move please~!"

Kakuzu took a hold of Hidan's hips, bobbing them at an angle so that his clone could thrust in and out of Hidan's ass. His finger twined into his lover's silver hair, and pulled him into a kiss. "I-love you too." He was so glad that is wasn't a random man they were having this threesome with, he liked having his clone there instead, that way only he would ever touch Hidan.

Hidan shoved his tongue into Kakuzu's mouth to keep himself from making to much noise. "M-more~! Give me more. So good~!" Hidan knew it now. He was addicted. He would never get enough of Kakuzu's sex now. He clung to Kakuzu's arms as he was penetrated, loving the feeling. "Do something for me... Take your threads and make them touch my... clit."

Kakuzu began to speed up his thrusting, having the clone go faster along with him. Kakuzu moaned quietly and buried his face into Hidan's neck, biting down roughly onto it while a few threads came out and penetrating his lover's skin. He reached down with his own hand and rubbed at Hidan's clit roughly.

"A-are you enjoying this?" Hidan asked, now doing his best to move his hips. He hissed as Kakuzu's bit him. "Kakuzu... I can't live without you now that I have you. Stay with me forever... U-until the world ends, p-please..." Hidan moaned as Kakuzu rubbed his clit. "Oh~ I'm close... Fuck. I’m sounding like a wimp…"

"God yes." Kakuzu moaned, laying his head back against the table. "Hidan... I can't promise that. I’m not immortal and you know it. I'll try though. I really will try." His clone began to pound into Hidan's ass harder when he said he was close.

Hidan whined pitifully, burying his face in Kakuzu's chest. "Ah~! That cl-clone has a mind of his own." he said, flashing his trademark smirk before it melted away into a look of bliss. Hidan bit Kakuzu's shoulder, muffling his scream as he came.

Kakuzu stared at Hidan and smirked. "Why do you think I failed cloning?" He winced as his lover bit painfully into his shoulder, but groaned when he felt Hidan's walls convulse around him. Kakuzu and his clone came at the same time, filling Hidan with semen in both holes.

"I'm glad you... did. Hopefully it won't try to become the real Kakuzu." Hidan hissed as the clone’s semen burned his insides, moving away and freeing his lovers, "Oh wow. That was... I can't find a word that could to it justice." He turned back into a man and sat himself back in Kakuzu's lap.

Kakuzu did a few hand signs and his clone disappeared and he collapsed against the bed. He hated using a shadow clone because his chakra got depleted faster since he wasn't used to using it. "I would only hope so, but we can't do that again for awhile..." Kakuzu pulled Hidan down so he laid against his chest.

"Alright. Not for a while." Hidan sighed, kissing the bleeding bite mark he left on Kakuzu's shoulder, "That lesson. I don't think they can get any better then that." He placed a firm kiss on his lover's lips. "How much do you like my sex now?"

Kakuzu winced when Hidan kissed to bite mark on his shoulder, the wound shifting and making it bleed more. "Maybe we should stop calling them lessons and just start calling it sex then?" He nuzzled Hidan's skin, "I love your sex."

"Alright. That was the best sex I ever had." Hidan pulled the blankets out from under them and pulled them over, "I love your sex too." He kissed Kakuzu's cheek. "How is your hip holding up?"

Kakuzu snuggled closer to his lover when the blankets were pulled over them, being more tender than he normally would with Hidan. Isn't every cold-hearted bastard allowed a tender moment? "My hips fine, a bit stiff though."

Hidan yawned, rubbing his eyes. "Oh good. You need to put the brace back on tomorrow. You don't heal as fast as I do. Goodnight." He nuzzled Kakuzu's chest softly, falling asleep in seconds.

Kakuzu rested his head on the pillow instead of trying to look down at Hidan. "I will put on the brace tomorrow." He fell asleep soon after Hidan.

Hidan woke up in the middle of the night to pounding on the door. He mumbled and pulled on Kakuzu's shirt before staggering to the door. He opened it and Acheron and Seiun dashed past him and onto the bed. "Oi... Why are you two here? Kakuzu put your pants on before you traumatizes them."

Kakuzu grumbled when he felt Hidan leave the bed, stretching out more onto it before he felt two other bodies enter the bed. Grumbling, he stood up and pulled on a pair of pants, scratching at his side. "We can't fit them into the small bed."

"I know that. Just a sec." Hidan said, walking to his bed and pushed it up against Kakuzu's. "There. Now they can fit." Hidan crawled back onto the bed and tugged Kakuzu back down to lye next to him. "They better not do this every night. I wonder If Zetsu scared them out of Tobi's room."

Kakuzu watched Hidan push the bed together through tired eyes. He crawled into their bed as soon as he could and laid next to Hidan, snuggle up against his lover and felt another body snuggled against his back. "That's what probably happened." He soon fell back asleep after a few moments of turning and trying to get comfortable.