Beware a Kakashi with Dangos

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IkutoForever: Sorry, following canon as closely as possible. And I’m an evil bitch. ^_^

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Kakashi knew when they heard Akatsuki had captured Gaara there was a chance he’d be forced to fight Itachi again. He called up all his resolve; he would fight him and kill him if necessary, but he really didn’t want to.

He was relieved when he found out it was Sasori of the Red Sands and a blond bomber, not Itachi and his blue-skinned partner. He gladly sent out his hounds and chased after the Kazekage with Naruto, Sakura, and Chiyo in tow. He let his guard down.

Suddenly, there in front of them, was Itachi. Oh, fuck me, Kakashi thought. The fates are sadistic bitches [AN: yeah, that’s me ^_^]. And he hated that damn cloak. It was overlarge and destroyed any definition of Itachi’s body. That was probably the point to hide subtle movements. Kakashi was sure he could slither under that cloak with him and no one would know.

“It’s been a while Kakashi-san, Naruto-kun.”

So unlike his brother. Even now, so polite. Itachi was twenty-one now and growing more lovely with every year.

Somehow it didn’t feel like a betrayal to give his analysis of Itachi’s jutsu to the others, especially since he did it within Itachi’s hearing. But really, what was Itachi waiting for? He could have killed them all before Kakashi said anything to the others. They were just jerking each other off at this point. Metaphorically speaking.

Kakashi’s tone changed as he raised his headband. “Itachi, just how far has your eyesight deteriorated?”

Itachi was surprised enough to break through that mask of emotionlessness. He looked down. His toned changed as well.

“Kakashi-san, impossible, you . . .”

More for his team’s benefit, Kakashi said, “Last time I was unprepared; this won’t go the same way it did last time.” He asked Naruto to cover him.

“I’ll kindly ask for you to come with me, Naruto-kun,” Itachi said as he raised a finger to point at the blond.

Kakashi and Naruto attacked. Or so Kakashi thought. He realized he was leaping toward Itachi alone. Their kunai touched, Itachi countering Kakashi’s weight and momentum masterfully, repealing Kakashi as he used Kakashi’s momentum to gain a little more distance from Kakashi and his team.

Sakura and Chiyo woke Naruto from Itachi’s genjutsu. Kakashi and Naruto railed, but before they could attack, Itachi used the Uchiha’s favorite technique: the Grand Fireball. Naruto and the kunoichi dodged, but Kakashi used the momentary blind spot caused by the fireball to dive into the ground. Itachi saw the hole Kakashi’s descent caused in enough time to dodge the uppercut from underground. Itachi grabbed his arm and aimed his fist for a knockout blow, but when battling another Sharingan, such blatant moves would never work; Kakashi ducked his head out of the way. Instead, Itachi grabbed Kakashi’s shoulder and looked him straight in the eye. Something felt off to Kakashi. That wasn’t Itachi’s scent.

Within Itachi’s illusionary realm the shadow clone was paper. Itachi set him on fire out of spite.

“Impressive, sempai. Your use of jutsu is still as excellent as I remember. You hid yourself behind the fireball so it took me a while to notice.”

Even being a shadow clone, Kakashi gazed at Itachi’s lovely features. He’d called him ‘sempai.’ Was he being sincere or trying to hurt him?

The clone gripped Itachi tighter in the real world.

“That explains why my genjutsu didn’t work. You’re a shadow clone.”

“Hit him and my clone together, Naruto!” Kakashi called from the original hole in the ground.

Was that surprise on Itachi’s face? Fuck, he was beautiful. Forgive me, Itachi, but you really leave me no choice.

Naruto and his clone flew out from the trees with a Giant Rasengan, hitting Itachi squarely in the chest. But Kakashi noticed something with his Sharingan that Naruto saw as well. Blood coming from Itachi’s softly smiling lips.

They gathered around the body.

“Guh . . .”

“Th . . . this is . . .”

“Their . . . jutsu of some kind . . .”

Everyone else was struck stupid by the sight of the corpse in front of them. But Kakashi . . . “I sensed something off while fighting him.”

Laying before them was a spy that Itachi was able to possess and use like his own body.

“Did he change into Itachi using a transformation jutsu?” Naruto asked.

“No. This isn’t that low level of jutsu. The Grand Fireball was created and used often by the Uchiha. That was the real thing. This was just a delaying tactic. I’m not even sure if he was trying to kill us. He just wanted to stall us. The real Itachi is probably in their hideout.”

I’ll see you soon, Itachi-kun.

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Of course Itachi was not with Sasori, Deadera, and Gaara. Kakashi preferred it that way.

It wasn’t long after Team Kakashi’s mission to rescue Gaara that Kakashi saw Itachi again. He was out in the forest training by himself, as he preferred. He’d left Naruto to Yamato, getting too stiff standing around overseeing Naruto make clone after dozen clones attempting to learn how to use elemental chakra.

Kakashi felt a prickling feeling in his spine as he moved through the trees. He leaped up to a higher branch and scanned the area. Nothing. But he was certain there was someone out there. He pushed his headband up and rescanned the area with his Sharingan.

Just as he was turning, someone grabbed his wrist, pushing it into his back, and thrust a kunai just under his chin. When he inhaled, he recognized that scent.

“Itachi?”

Itachi leaned his head against Kakashi’s. “You would have attacked me,” he stated in an utterly flat voice. It was chilling for Kakashi to hear. Itachi retracted the kunai, but held onto his wrist. “You really tried to kill me that time,” Itachi said, referring to their meeting during this mission to rescue Gaara.

“You tried to use your Mangekyo on me. Again.”

“No, not the Mangekyo. I was just going to put you to sleep for an hour.”

“Because you didn’t have the chakra?”

“Don’t be cynical. If I had really wanted to kill, I would have. I had Naruto so firmly under genjutsu I could have easily had him attack you from behind believing you to be me. I was just trying to delay you.”

“Why are you here, Itachi?”

“I needed to see you.”

“Finally going to tell me the truth?” Or just a fuck? he thought sadly.

“What truth?”

“What really happened that night?”

“Sasuke’s statement was the truth.”

“I can’t believe that.”

Itachi’s voice was suddenly sad. “It is, Sempai.”

“Why are you here?”

“I’m so tired, Kakashi. I thought I was finally . . . not getting over you, but it wasn’t hurting as much anymore. Then I saw you again. It hurts. I’m aching just to be near you, Sempai.” Itachi pressed against Kakashi’s back, rubbing his cheek against his shoulder.

Itachi let Kakashi go and Kakashi turned around slowly to embrace Itachi. “I don’t care about what you did. I do resent you for what you did to Sasuke three years ago, but nothing else matters. I love you.”

“I love you, Sempai. Just let me stay here for a while.”

Itachi just felt so right in his arms. Kakashi leaned back a little and pulled his mask down to kiss the side of Itachi’s eye. “Oh, Itachi, I want to keep you here. You’re too thin, baby.”

“That’s to be expected. But you’re awfully thin too, Sempai.”

“That’s to be expected.”

“Fuck you, Kakashi.”

“Is that an offer?”

“Damn, I’ve missed you.”

“Let’s get out of this tree.” Kakashi tightened his grip on Itachi and fell backward, landing on his feet with Itachi’s comfortably in his arms. “I want to take you home.”

“Under the circumstances I consider that a death threat.”

Kakashi couldn’t take the banter anymore; he kissed Itachi hard. He didn’t want this to be just about sex, but what did they have to talk about? What else was there for them really? And he did love Itachi’s body. He’d not have sex with anyone else all this time. Is it any wonder he enjoyed erotic novels?

They started tearing at each other’s clothes. Itachi pushed him to the ground. “I hate this, Itachi. I hate the fact the last time and this time has been on a forest floor. I want so much more for you, Itachi.”

“The way I’ve lived since I left has been like this. Beds are rare for Akatsuki. We get to inns rarely.”

“You deserve so much more.” He kissed Itachi’s throat.

“Don’t tell me that, Kakashi. You always had the ability to make me cry. I don’t want to cry.”

“I hate making you cry, but I love you so much.”

“I know it. And I love you too. Never doubt that.” Itachi snaked a hand down Kakashi’s body to stroke Kakashi’s cock as he kissed him again. Itachi was positioned in such a way that it was difficult for Kakashi to return the favor. Rather, Kakashi stroke Itachi’s arm gently, the skin just as smooth and soft as ever.

When Itachi pulled away for breath, Kakashi said, “You have wonderful technique for someone’s who been abstinent for a few years.”

“It’s the way I touch myself when thinking about you. I’m rarely outside of Kisame’s company and there’s nothing between us. He’s straight and knows better than to think of me as a woman. He’s wanted to though.” Itachi was still stroking him as he spoke.

“I’ve never thought of you that way, not even when admiring your hair.”

Itachi smiled and moved to assist his hand with his mouth, taking the head in his mouth and tasting the welling precum before doing his best to tongue-fuck Kakashi’s cock while he pumped the shaft with his hand. After a little bit of teasing, Itachi let his hand take over on Kakashi’s cock again and dipped his head lower to mouth his scrotum.

“Itachi,” Kakashi pleaded.

“All I’ve got is saliva for lube,” Itachi said.

Kakashi performed a jutsu to make syrupy fluid in his mouth. He pulled Itachi fingers to his mouth to coat them. Itachi got a mischievous look in his eye and moved up to straddle Kakashi’s chest and present his cock to him. He slipped his cock into Kakashi’s mouth to coat it that way. He pulled out and dipped his fingers in Kakashi’s mouth again and then used his fingers to open Kakashi’s body.

“Still no one else?”

Kakashi spit out the remnants of the syrup. “Never.”

Itachi looked somewhere between sad and exasperated. He eased into his lover’s tight body. Kakashi hardly felt the pain, too happy to see and feel his lover. He was glad Itachi’s eyes were black and not red. Itachi stayed upright as started to move within him.

Kakashi appreciated the view, loving how lithe Itachi’s body still was. He wanted to touch him, but he was out of reach. Story of their relationship really. Itachi was watching him too. Itachi hadn’t fallen in love with Kakashi’s face, but he really was beautiful. He even loved that scar through his left eye. Kakashi saw that love in Itachi’s eyes before Itachi shut his eyes and threw his head back.

Itachi had to grab one of Kakashi’s upraised knees to steady himself as he desperately moved his cock into Kakashi’s tight tunnel. They cam at the same time.

Itachi braced himself with his arms over Kakashi. After they recovered a little, Kakashi reached up to play his fingers in Itachi’s long hair.

“I love your hair. You’re so beautiful.”

“So are you. I don’t think I ever told you how attractive you are. Even if you looked like Kisame, I’d still love you. Up for a second round? I want you to make love to me.”

“Give me a second. Just cuddle up with me for a minute.”

Itachi was happy to comply. Just holding Itachi to him was bliss. He wished he would die in this moment so that he never had to face losing Itachi again and—though it was cliché—he could die happy right now.

Kakashi remembered Sasuke. “You’re not angry with me? About losing Sasuke?”

“No. That was my fault. I should have known better. Orochimaru attacked me first while we were in Akatsuki. I cut off his arm. I knew he’d go for Sasuke. I know I pushed him beyond your influence. I the one who’s sorry. I took him from you.”

“Yeah, that was too much, Itachi. He and I were in the hospital for weeks. The first thing he did when woke up was challenge Naruto to fight that could have killed them both. I could have done more. I’m sorry too.”

“Sasuke’s his own man now. He’ll deal with Orochimaru. Don’t worry about that. It’s once he defeats Orochimaru that you have to begin to worry.”

The cool, invigorating breeze was doing nothing to bring back Kakashi’s erection. He turned over onto Itachi and kissed him again. He pulled back to create and spit that syrupy liquid onto his cock and hand. Itachi gasped and moaned like he used to as Kakashi entered him. Kakashi made love to him slowly, in no rush after their first orgasms.

They both sensed someone approaching. Kakashi pulled away and Itachi transformed into a woman and hid his face and breasts behind his hands and pulled his thighs up to hide his—or rather her—genitalia. Kakashi looked over his shoulder, also hiding his face. A fellow Konoha shinobi appeared.

“Oh,” the man stopped dead. “Sorry, Kakashi-san.” He backpedaled away.

Itachi couldn’t help but laugh a little. He let the transformation drop. Kakashi looked back at him, amazed as Itachi’s giggles turned into a hearty laugh.

“It’s been eight years since I heard you laugh or seen you really smile.”

“It’s been eight years since I really laughed or smiled.”

Kakashi kissed him, unable to bare the sad look that had overcome Itachi smile. He pulled only an inch away.

“Leave Akatsuki,” Kakashi said. “Go into hiding where I can come see you. There’s no reason to go on with any of this. I love you too damn much.”

Itachi’s fingers played in Kakashi’s hair. “Sempai . . . I can’t. I’m . . . going to die, Sempai. I will meet Sasuke and I’ll fight him.” Itachi gave a small smile. “He’s become very powerful. He will win. Maybe both of our pain will end then. Don’t resent him. Bring him home. You love him too, don’t you? He’s your student after all.”

“Like a son.”

“Bring him home as soon as he kills me. Once I’m dead, he’ll be lost and easily manipulated. You must bring him home. You and Naruto can bring him home.”

“Itachi . . .” Kakashi knew there was no changing Itachi’s mind about this, knew this was the only way to save Sasuke. He nodded. “I’ll bring him home.” He kissed Itachi again, as deeply as he could, hoping it conveyed how much he loved the elder Uchiha. His lips trailed down to Itachi’s supple throat. This was probably the last time. His hands memorized every rib and muscle as they caressed the younger man’s body. When his hands came to Itachi’s bony hips, he reentered him. Itachi’s gasp was of pleasure.

“Sempai,” he sighed.

Kakashi kept his body close to Itachi’s as he slowly made love to him. More than anything, he wanted Itachi to know that his love was genuine, that it wasn’t about fucking him, it was true love. But Itachi knew that or he wouldn’t be here now. It was a long time before they both cam. Again they just lay next to each other afterward, enjoying the other’s presence.

Itachi sat up and started to stand, Kakashi sat up.

“Do you have to leave?”

Itachi momentarily aborted his attempt to get up. “Kisame is expecting me to return.”

Kakashi grabbed Itachi tightly before he could stand, pulling him into his chest. “I’m not letting you go. You’re never leaving again.”

“I wish.” Itachi didn’t really resist, but he pulled his head away from Kakashi’s shoulder. “Please, please let me make you forget me. I don’t want you to suffer. Like I do.”

“Never. Anyway, you need someone in this life to mourn you.”

“I know how much Sasuke loved me. He may be relieved, but he’s also going to be in a lot of pain. Take care of him?”

“I will Itachi, I promise I will.”

“I should go. Thank you for everything, Kakashi.”

Kakashi held Itachi with all his strength. “You’re not leaving.”

Itachi pressed himself even closer to Kakashi. “I love you so much. I’m sorry.” Itachi moved his lips to Kakashi’s neck and bit down. Kakashi collapsed, paralyzed. “I have no choice, Kakashi. I want you to fall in love with someone else. If I had known the pain it would cause us both—you most of all—I never would have fallen in love with you. Find happiness with someone else.” Itachi dressed quickly. “Goodbye, sempai.” He pinched Kakashi’s neck and vanished.

Kakashi was slow to get up. He sat there naked looking at the place on the ground where they’d had sex. Finally, he dressed. He had to get back to Naruto.

TBC