KakaIru Christmas Challenge 2010
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male › Kakashi/Iruka
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Adult
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74
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7
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Candy Cane (Traditional List)
Candy Cane:
“Why does anyone even like those things?” Kakashi eyed the candy in Iruka’s hand. “It was tolerable when they were just peppermint but now they’re all those disgustingly sweet flavors and they’re not even the right colors anymore.”
Iruka snickered and set another candy cane on top of the desk. “Peppermint gets boring and the kids like the different colors. They also like sweets no matter what so they could probably be any flavor and the kids would eat them.”
“They’re wrong though.” Kakashi picked up one of the candy canes and looked it over. “No food should be blue. It’s wrong.”
“It’s blue raspberry so it’s blue,” Iruka laughed, taking the candy away and returning it to it’s place on the table top.
Eyeing the ‘thing’ that he was refusing to acknowledge as a ‘candy cane’, Kakashi wrinkled his nose. “Raspberries are not blue.”
Laughing, Iruka pulled another one from the box and waved it ‘threateningly’ at him. “You don’t even like sweets so why do you care?”
“Because they’re wrong. Candy canes are supposed to be peppermint and they’re supposed to be red and white and most importantly shaped like a cane not some deformed reindeer. You can’t even hang them up like that.” It was wrong and while he didn’t generally go around eating the things other people shouldn’t go around corrupting them. “Couldn’t you have just bought the right kind?”
Iruka rolled his eyes then shook his head. “These were on sale.”
“But they’re wrong,” he protested. Really, why couldn’t Iruka understand that?
“I don’t care. I’m not going and buying new ones just because you think they’re the wrong ones.”
This was going to be a long day if Iruka was just going to refuse to see the facts. Although he could just replace them when the man wasn’t looking... Kakashi smiled, he’d just have to distract Iruka and he was good at that.
“Why does anyone even like those things?” Kakashi eyed the candy in Iruka’s hand. “It was tolerable when they were just peppermint but now they’re all those disgustingly sweet flavors and they’re not even the right colors anymore.”
Iruka snickered and set another candy cane on top of the desk. “Peppermint gets boring and the kids like the different colors. They also like sweets no matter what so they could probably be any flavor and the kids would eat them.”
“They’re wrong though.” Kakashi picked up one of the candy canes and looked it over. “No food should be blue. It’s wrong.”
“It’s blue raspberry so it’s blue,” Iruka laughed, taking the candy away and returning it to it’s place on the table top.
Eyeing the ‘thing’ that he was refusing to acknowledge as a ‘candy cane’, Kakashi wrinkled his nose. “Raspberries are not blue.”
Laughing, Iruka pulled another one from the box and waved it ‘threateningly’ at him. “You don’t even like sweets so why do you care?”
“Because they’re wrong. Candy canes are supposed to be peppermint and they’re supposed to be red and white and most importantly shaped like a cane not some deformed reindeer. You can’t even hang them up like that.” It was wrong and while he didn’t generally go around eating the things other people shouldn’t go around corrupting them. “Couldn’t you have just bought the right kind?”
Iruka rolled his eyes then shook his head. “These were on sale.”
“But they’re wrong,” he protested. Really, why couldn’t Iruka understand that?
“I don’t care. I’m not going and buying new ones just because you think they’re the wrong ones.”
This was going to be a long day if Iruka was just going to refuse to see the facts. Although he could just replace them when the man wasn’t looking... Kakashi smiled, he’d just have to distract Iruka and he was good at that.