Lemony humor in the bathouse
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Lemony humor in the bathouse
Title: Just a day at the bath house…
Rated: Mmmmm… I ranked it NC 17, but it might be R…
Genre: Uhh… Humor and sex?
Description: Kind of a random day, Kakashi and Iruka happen to be in the same pool. Lots of peeping, nosebleeds and strange out-of-character moments. Be prepared for a bit of F/M during the beginning of the M/M.
blah blah: regular text
“blah blah” talking
//blah blah// thinking
(blah blah) author note
Just another day at the bath house…
Kakashi sighed in contentment as he slid into the bath. “Ahhh… This is perfect…” and who else would pop in, but the chunnin Iruka?
“Hey Iruka. The sharigan user turned to face him. “Coming in with me?” he had a somewhat mischievous look on his face.
“I think I’ll just go to another pool…” He hardly even turned when Kakashi gripped his towel from his waist and playfully tried to make the dolphin join him. Yet another fact that was in sight was that he pulled the towel from the crotch area (XD). Grabbing his small rag for his life (…and not to show his you-know-what) to avoid being tormented by the scarecrow jounin.
“What, you got something to hide Iruka-sensei?” Kakashi chuckled “No need to be embarrassed. C’mon, join me.” And so after a short battle, Iruka reluctantly joined the silver-haired one.
“Hmmm… This feels good…” Iruka nodded in agreement. But as the water was slowly melting away his cares, Kakashi brought up one uncomfortable question, “Iruka-sensei, have you ever screwed a woman?” he seemed to just want to raise a conversation, but continued, “Hey, if you haven’t that’s just fine. It’s not like it’s gonna scar you like the mark on your nose.”
Iruka was in both a mix of disgust and embarrassment. “…I…Haven’t…*sigh*…” Kakashi didn’t know why Iruka was depressed. //Maybe he thinks it’s like some kind of macho-man thing…// While this thought ran through his head he was struck with inspiration, thus causing him to stand up and reveal his manhood straight in the dolphin’s face. Practically hit in the face, he hurriedly rushed up onto the rocks and spewed his blood that flowed freely from his nose onto the ground. //HOLY CRAP! DID I JUST SEE WHAT I DID?!// His mind was racing. In fact, his nose only bled stronger due to the extra blood rushing to his Kakashi-filled brain.
Kakashi peered over the bamboo wall over to the women’s side of the bath house. “Come here! Hey Iruka!” Turning to yet again reveal his sex in front of the dolphin, bringing another wave of blood to his sopping nose. He held on his nose tight and walked calmly to the fence, which he also peered over, just as Kakashi. “Heheh, how ‘bout them? You like?” the scarecrow questioned.
//Oh kami… I’m stuck in the bath house with a peeping chikan…(1)// He thought about the ways he could punish Kakashi for his vulgar behavior. Kakashi just stared on, looking quite interested in all the women. Unfortunately, his sharigan couldn’t protect him from a fist heading down onto his head. *THOCK!* a noise ran out of the skull that was hit and Kakashi kneeled down on the flat, stone tiles. “Owwwwww…” the scarecrow looked on innocently as Iruka scolded him for being a perv (Sorry! My muse wanted that really bad! ^^;;;)
“…and furthermore…” Iruka’s words echoed through Kakashi’s bruised head, and thoughts started to take shape, //…hmm…// he started thinking about women //Heheh, maybe I can be the first that Iruka makes love to…// and with that, he started performing seals, and chakra started flowing.
“SEXY NO JUTSU!” and instantly Kakashi now had a woman’s body! The dolphin almost let out another fountain of blood, but the already recent blood loss prevented him from letting out anymore. “Hello Iruka-kun…” Kakashi-chan whispered in Iruka’s ear in a singsong voice. “Do you like?” and there was a small moment of quiet, only broken by the attempt of kissing Iruka. But he obviously held his head back.
“KAKASHI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?” Iruka shouted a bit, but just quiet enough to be heard by the women as a frustrated shout..
“You know you like this…” Kakashi broke it off as he performed sex, allowing Iruka to penetrate his outer-form. Indeed Iruka WAS enjoying every moment of it, but he felt like he was holding back.
“Hey, Kakashi…” the dolphin teacher talked in a voice laced with desire. “Do you think you could change back into a man?” This caught the newly formed Kakashi by surprise. He didn’t want this to end.
“Well… ok…” and changed back into his normal self, only to be tackled by Iruka. “GALCKPLLTH!” and they both landed into the pool of water.
The dolphin was quick to cover Kakashi’s mouth, and spoke gentle words to him, “Hey, you didn’t have to do that for me.” The scarecrow was now starting to blush incredulously. “In fact, you could just stay as you are.” Wiping the water out of his eyes and then licked Kakashi’s neck.
//…he didn’t just do that did he?// he felt Iruka’s warm tongue slowly moving down his chest, licking and nipping his way down until he reached the pebbled flesh of his nipples. He then began a suction, as he simultaneously sucked and nipped at it, and rolling the other nipple between his fingers. Kakashi gasped in delight and caught Iruka’s hair and pressed him to his chest. The dolphin was starting to weary, and both welrealready rock-hard and beginning to ache. So to relieve the mounting pressure between them, he used his one free hand and pressed the two cocks together, simultaneously stroking eachother and grinding the two into orgasmic bliss. Kakashi moaned greatly at the fresh intense feeling of himself being rubbed against Iruka, and pulled him up by the hair and proceeded in giving him a fiery kiss not likely to be forgotten. He then ran his hands down the dolphins back, to his waist where he pulled him closer, increasing the friction by a mile, thus releasing a ragged moan from the pair. Iruka std tod to get a little more horny at this action and then stroked the cocks more quickly and violently, and Kakashi knew what Iruka wanted…
“Iruka…” the scarecrow stared intently on the eager eyes of the dolphin, wondering if he really wanted this. He knew from those eyes, this is what he wanted more than the world itself.. “…go ahead.”
“Are you sure?” Kakashi nodded. “You know you will feel pain right?” he nodded again. Thanks to the water, it was easier to get Kakashi into an easier position, while Iruka crouched underwater, he didn’t even perform the finger test. Simply put, he sheathed himself in, and the pain was mind-blowing for Kakashi, but held it in, experiencing pain worse, thanks to his jounin rank. Trying to find the spot where it would send both into a stellar climax, he repositioned himself at several angles, trying to find that magic spot. Tears rolled down the scarecrow’s cheeks, mingling with the drops that hung when they were submerged in water, and his sweat from pain and the previous pleasure. Thrusting up once more, Iruka heard a mangled moan from the man sitting on his lap, showing him he found Kakashi’s prostate. The thrusts into the scarecrow’s opening were hard enough, but the moans coming from him, the tightening pressure and heat around his engorged staff, and the water were beginning to overwhelm him. Now the thrusts were so hard that they sent medium sized waves across the bath as he rammed into Kakashi with such force the wood behind him made somewhat loud clunking noises. Finally, after giving up the battle with the stuff on its way, the both came at the same time, Kakashi’s swirling around the pool and Iruka’s, filling Kakashi with his seed. Iruka collapsed and fell on the scarecrow’s body and rested in the now lukewarm water.
~Later~
“Rrrrgh! That’s the third time you’ve been seme Iruka! Give me a turn already!” Kakashi stormed out of the bath house followed by a sweating Iruka. Asuma looked questionably “I wonder what they were doing…”
Shino replied “I don’t even want to know.”
~@~END~@~
(1) Lol. I did some research (my friend) and I happened to see this (she used it a HELLUVA lot) and I found the definition (I put 2 and 2 together and found out it meant…) which it means pervert!
YAY! First ficcy! Tell me if you like, and I’ll try and make a sequel! WOO HOO! R and R.
HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES!?
DON’T HIT ME!
Rated: Mmmmm… I ranked it NC 17, but it might be R…
Genre: Uhh… Humor and sex?
Description: Kind of a random day, Kakashi and Iruka happen to be in the same pool. Lots of peeping, nosebleeds and strange out-of-character moments. Be prepared for a bit of F/M during the beginning of the M/M.
blah blah: regular text
“blah blah” talking
//blah blah// thinking
(blah blah) author note
Just another day at the bath house…
Kakashi sighed in contentment as he slid into the bath. “Ahhh… This is perfect…” and who else would pop in, but the chunnin Iruka?
“Hey Iruka. The sharigan user turned to face him. “Coming in with me?” he had a somewhat mischievous look on his face.
“I think I’ll just go to another pool…” He hardly even turned when Kakashi gripped his towel from his waist and playfully tried to make the dolphin join him. Yet another fact that was in sight was that he pulled the towel from the crotch area (XD). Grabbing his small rag for his life (…and not to show his you-know-what) to avoid being tormented by the scarecrow jounin.
“What, you got something to hide Iruka-sensei?” Kakashi chuckled “No need to be embarrassed. C’mon, join me.” And so after a short battle, Iruka reluctantly joined the silver-haired one.
“Hmmm… This feels good…” Iruka nodded in agreement. But as the water was slowly melting away his cares, Kakashi brought up one uncomfortable question, “Iruka-sensei, have you ever screwed a woman?” he seemed to just want to raise a conversation, but continued, “Hey, if you haven’t that’s just fine. It’s not like it’s gonna scar you like the mark on your nose.”
Iruka was in both a mix of disgust and embarrassment. “…I…Haven’t…*sigh*…” Kakashi didn’t know why Iruka was depressed. //Maybe he thinks it’s like some kind of macho-man thing…// While this thought ran through his head he was struck with inspiration, thus causing him to stand up and reveal his manhood straight in the dolphin’s face. Practically hit in the face, he hurriedly rushed up onto the rocks and spewed his blood that flowed freely from his nose onto the ground. //HOLY CRAP! DID I JUST SEE WHAT I DID?!// His mind was racing. In fact, his nose only bled stronger due to the extra blood rushing to his Kakashi-filled brain.
Kakashi peered over the bamboo wall over to the women’s side of the bath house. “Come here! Hey Iruka!” Turning to yet again reveal his sex in front of the dolphin, bringing another wave of blood to his sopping nose. He held on his nose tight and walked calmly to the fence, which he also peered over, just as Kakashi. “Heheh, how ‘bout them? You like?” the scarecrow questioned.
//Oh kami… I’m stuck in the bath house with a peeping chikan…(1)// He thought about the ways he could punish Kakashi for his vulgar behavior. Kakashi just stared on, looking quite interested in all the women. Unfortunately, his sharigan couldn’t protect him from a fist heading down onto his head. *THOCK!* a noise ran out of the skull that was hit and Kakashi kneeled down on the flat, stone tiles. “Owwwwww…” the scarecrow looked on innocently as Iruka scolded him for being a perv (Sorry! My muse wanted that really bad! ^^;;;)
“…and furthermore…” Iruka’s words echoed through Kakashi’s bruised head, and thoughts started to take shape, //…hmm…// he started thinking about women //Heheh, maybe I can be the first that Iruka makes love to…// and with that, he started performing seals, and chakra started flowing.
“SEXY NO JUTSU!” and instantly Kakashi now had a woman’s body! The dolphin almost let out another fountain of blood, but the already recent blood loss prevented him from letting out anymore. “Hello Iruka-kun…” Kakashi-chan whispered in Iruka’s ear in a singsong voice. “Do you like?” and there was a small moment of quiet, only broken by the attempt of kissing Iruka. But he obviously held his head back.
“KAKASHI! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?” Iruka shouted a bit, but just quiet enough to be heard by the women as a frustrated shout..
“You know you like this…” Kakashi broke it off as he performed sex, allowing Iruka to penetrate his outer-form. Indeed Iruka WAS enjoying every moment of it, but he felt like he was holding back.
“Hey, Kakashi…” the dolphin teacher talked in a voice laced with desire. “Do you think you could change back into a man?” This caught the newly formed Kakashi by surprise. He didn’t want this to end.
“Well… ok…” and changed back into his normal self, only to be tackled by Iruka. “GALCKPLLTH!” and they both landed into the pool of water.
The dolphin was quick to cover Kakashi’s mouth, and spoke gentle words to him, “Hey, you didn’t have to do that for me.” The scarecrow was now starting to blush incredulously. “In fact, you could just stay as you are.” Wiping the water out of his eyes and then licked Kakashi’s neck.
//…he didn’t just do that did he?// he felt Iruka’s warm tongue slowly moving down his chest, licking and nipping his way down until he reached the pebbled flesh of his nipples. He then began a suction, as he simultaneously sucked and nipped at it, and rolling the other nipple between his fingers. Kakashi gasped in delight and caught Iruka’s hair and pressed him to his chest. The dolphin was starting to weary, and both welrealready rock-hard and beginning to ache. So to relieve the mounting pressure between them, he used his one free hand and pressed the two cocks together, simultaneously stroking eachother and grinding the two into orgasmic bliss. Kakashi moaned greatly at the fresh intense feeling of himself being rubbed against Iruka, and pulled him up by the hair and proceeded in giving him a fiery kiss not likely to be forgotten. He then ran his hands down the dolphins back, to his waist where he pulled him closer, increasing the friction by a mile, thus releasing a ragged moan from the pair. Iruka std tod to get a little more horny at this action and then stroked the cocks more quickly and violently, and Kakashi knew what Iruka wanted…
“Iruka…” the scarecrow stared intently on the eager eyes of the dolphin, wondering if he really wanted this. He knew from those eyes, this is what he wanted more than the world itself.. “…go ahead.”
“Are you sure?” Kakashi nodded. “You know you will feel pain right?” he nodded again. Thanks to the water, it was easier to get Kakashi into an easier position, while Iruka crouched underwater, he didn’t even perform the finger test. Simply put, he sheathed himself in, and the pain was mind-blowing for Kakashi, but held it in, experiencing pain worse, thanks to his jounin rank. Trying to find the spot where it would send both into a stellar climax, he repositioned himself at several angles, trying to find that magic spot. Tears rolled down the scarecrow’s cheeks, mingling with the drops that hung when they were submerged in water, and his sweat from pain and the previous pleasure. Thrusting up once more, Iruka heard a mangled moan from the man sitting on his lap, showing him he found Kakashi’s prostate. The thrusts into the scarecrow’s opening were hard enough, but the moans coming from him, the tightening pressure and heat around his engorged staff, and the water were beginning to overwhelm him. Now the thrusts were so hard that they sent medium sized waves across the bath as he rammed into Kakashi with such force the wood behind him made somewhat loud clunking noises. Finally, after giving up the battle with the stuff on its way, the both came at the same time, Kakashi’s swirling around the pool and Iruka’s, filling Kakashi with his seed. Iruka collapsed and fell on the scarecrow’s body and rested in the now lukewarm water.
~Later~
“Rrrrgh! That’s the third time you’ve been seme Iruka! Give me a turn already!” Kakashi stormed out of the bath house followed by a sweating Iruka. Asuma looked questionably “I wonder what they were doing…”
Shino replied “I don’t even want to know.”
~@~END~@~
(1) Lol. I did some research (my friend) and I happened to see this (she used it a HELLUVA lot) and I found the definition (I put 2 and 2 together and found out it meant…) which it means pervert!
YAY! First ficcy! Tell me if you like, and I’ll try and make a sequel! WOO HOO! R and R.
HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES!?
DON’T HIT ME!