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One Crazy Night

By: jiraiyamasta
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

One Crazy Night

My first fic, and since I am both an avid fan of Naruto and a super-perv like Jiraiya, I shall begin here. This is a fic about the under appreciated pairing of Shikamaru; who will occasionally be referred to as Shika, and Ino. Seeing as I don’t fully understand the titles like “kand and “san” I will not include them.

WARNING: Story contains Nudity, Implied Intercourse, Actual Intercourse, Alcohol Usage, Homosexuality (lesbianism), and scenes of harsh language. Each chapter will be rated accordingly.

Current Chapter rating: R

Chapter 1: One Crazy Night

Dawn comes and goes everyday. Bringing with it sunlight and bird songs. This morning it brought Shikamaru a head splitting hang over. Almost instinctively the young ninja rolled over shielding his extra sensitive eyes. His hands seized and pulled a pillow over his ears in a futile attempt the din the obnoxious roar in his ears. Shikamaru quickly rolled over to grab the kunai he kept by his bed side so he could sever the strings restraining the blinds from the convenience of his bed. Only problem was that it wasn’t there. He blindly fumbled around before he realized he wasn’t even in his own room. In fact, after a few quick glances he could guess where he was. Ino’s house. The posters, Ino’s outfit hanging on the door, and mainly the fact that Ino was laying stark naked on the bed.
Upon seeing his teammate in the buff he almost fell out the window in shock. Fortunately he stopped his backward stumble. While frantically searching for how he got there he realized that he too was naked; subconsciously he had pulled one of the pink bed sheets over his nether region, and that the whole room smelled on something subtle. After a few seconds Shikamaru made the obvious realization that it was sweat. The young boy made a frantic dash around the room gathering his disheveled garments. In a flash he was dressing himself half assed as his vivid imagination played out the stereotypical scenario of Ino’s mom or someone equally dangerous into the mess, further escalating the problem. As he struggled to get his pants up without making too much noise he fell over and jostled the nearby desk with his foot. Objects came tumbling down, the first of which was a pair of pink panties. Conveniently falling on his face, Shikamaru inhaled a scent foreign to himself. Second came an empty blue bottle, also conveniently falling on his mid-section, sending the foreign scent out of his lungs. As he rolled over he read the label and learned it was sake, very expensivke. ke.
Before making his escape he made sure he had everything. The sunlight had filtered threw Ino’s open window, making her skin glow like some unearthly beauty. The genin boy felt himself getting hard eyeing his close friend, never before had he felt this way, not even when he accidentally spilled a pitcher of ice water on her white shirt last summer. As he was about to make his escape he heard foot steps coming up the stairs. He went to leap out the window and across the roof tops but he realized he couldn’t leave her like this. He grabbed the empty bottle, and the suddenly discovered condoms; which only hardened his member and the ideas of what had happened, and leapt. Only his foot caught the window sill and he went tumbling down two stories into a half-filled dumpster. The sounds of the metal hull reverberated in his skull. Somehow despite the agony he managed to pull himself out and onto the cold cobble street and stumble away.


End of Chapter 1
Sorry for it being short, please send your reviews.