Bootleg Christmas Book volume 1
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
Chapters:
7
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Let Christmas come for you and me
Naruto: Merry Christmas everyone! YaoiS should be here in a sec-
Yaoiloverclause: Merry x-massssssssssssssssssss :crash:
Naruto: Um...are you okay?
Yaoiloverclause: Yeah, yeah! Sorry I didn't review your stories people, I put a notice in my profile that I won't be here for two weeks and now you know why! Well, if you don't then it's because I was working on these stories
Naruto: Anyway since there's 12 days of x-mas, each day there will be a new story posted! (Even though there are only 7 stories...)
Yaoiloverclause: Yay!
Naruto: Yaoiloverclause?
Yaoiloverclause: Yeah, for the next 12 days, I'm going to be Yaoiloverclause! The yaoi Santa that gives the gift of yaoi! And here is my gimp elf!
Naruto: What the hell?! Why am I wearing nothing but leather straps?!
Yaoiloverclause: You're the gimp elf, the uke that I'm giving away to my most favorite author on the twelfth day!
Naruto:...How long do I have to wear this?
Yaoiloverclause: 12 days!
Naruto: WHAT?!
Yaoiloverclause: MERRY X-MAS TO Purrfectly679, Fullmetal Prince, Cutiechibi, Blisteringwhite(SourGrape), Ceci, Shiomi, Shirohane, Negi Ramen, Kyuubi-kun, Anukis-san, Rurouni Linda, Kyuubi no Kitsune, and everyone who likes SasuxNaru!
Naruto: Yeah, you guys were the ones of may that made YaoiS make stories about me, Sasuke-bastard, Kakashi-hentai, Iruka-sensei, Neji-asshole, Haku-kun, Itachi-ass-
Yaoiloverclause: This is a “Bootleg Christmas Book volume 1” not a “Name Those Yaoi Boys That Yaoilover S Made Stories Up For So You Can Waste Peoples Time” you idiot.
Naruto: Shut up!
Yaoiloverclause: You shut up or I’ll make you wear that outfit I drew of you on deviant art! (The picture is called X-mas present)
Naruto: Eep!
Yaoiloverclause: Oh and everyone is about oh…15 or 16 around this time or so. And I know the story is not accurate but I told myself that I should at least make one non-AU this time.
Naruto: YaoiS doesn’t own Naruto. If she did then we all would be doomed.
Yaoiloverclause: bitch! :hits Naruto:
Things you need to know:
“Ho Ho Hoes” = talking
‘Ho Ho Hoes’ = thinking
“-Ho Ho Hoes-”- = translation for when Sasuke and Naruto are talking :puts Sasuke in the room:
For example:
Say that Sasuke and Naruto were arguing and crap. Then some stuff happens and now Sasuke feels bad. This is the way they would say sorry to each other:
Sasuke: “Good job on training” -“-I’m sorry-”-
Naruto: “Yeah, you did good you’re self” -“-I forgive you but you have to buy me ramen-”-
Sasuke:“You could’ve done better on your aiming though” -“-Like fuck I’m buying you ramen-”-
Naruto: “Bastard!” -“-Bastard!-”-
Yaoiloverclause: when you guys see a (t) that means I’m using the thing up there or you can just ignore all of that and just read.
Naruto: Now on with the present!
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Present 1. Let Christmas come for you and me
Team seven was sitting under a big tree on a hilltop. They just finished a C-rank mission when they had to find a missing dog in the snow. It turned out that the dog was in his doggie house that was three feet under the snow. It took them almost the whole day to find that dog, well since Naruto kept on digging holes and making the dog’s owner fall in a few a couple of times. But surprisingly, Naruto was the one who found the dog when he sat on a rock that turned out to be the doghouse. So after writing the report and digging back up the holes Naruto made, the team decided to rest for a while.
“Ah, nothings better than to lay down and rest after a mission.” Naruto sighed as he lies on his back and rested the back of his head on his crossed arms.
“Yeah, but the mission could’ve been easier if you didn’t dig that many holes Naruto,” Kakashi said as he turned a page and continued reading. “But at least the lady said sorry when you gave her the dog,” he finished as he leaned back against the branch he was on.
Sakura hugged her knees as she looked up at the snow-covered leaves. “But Naruto almost killed the dog when he sat on its house,”
Naruto looked at Sakura in the corner of his eye. “But I did save the dog-”
“No you didn’t dobe,” Sasuke said as he crossed his arms and looked at the blonde boy next to him. “I saved him before the house collapsed on it and you snatched the mutt away when you tripped me.”
“Hey, I didn’t trip you, you just walked over my foot,” the blonde said as he took a deep breath of the icy air. “You guys know that we’re freezing our asses off right?” Naruto asked as he looked up at the branch Kakashi was occupying.
“Yeah, but we’re wearing scarf’s and sweaters so we can last until one more minuet then we will be freezing.” Kakashi said as he sat up and put his book away. He paused for a minuet before jumping off the tree. “Okay you guys, you’re dismissed.”
Just as the kids got up, Kakashi stopped them. “Oh, I almost forgot to tell you guys that since Christmas is in one week, there will be no more missions for us until January.”
Naruto spun around and looked at is Sensei. “WHAT?! No mission? But what if anyone needs help?”
“Kids shouldn’t waste family or friends time doing low missions like this one, they should spend time together while they still have a chance.” Kakashi said as he disappeared in a puff of smoke.
‘Now what am I going to do?’ Naruto asked himself as he looked down to the snowy ground.
Sakura looked at Naruto. “Hey Naruto, are you okay?”
Naruto’s head shot up and quickly turned to Sakura. “Oh, I’m okay, you don’t have to worry about me!” he said as he flashed a smile.
Sasuke looked at Naruto before walking away.
“Oh okay then I’ll see you around.” Sakura said as she ran after Sasuke. “SASUKE-KUN! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO LUNCH WITH ME?!”
Naruto looked at his two teammates and smiled. ‘well, at least they’re happy, that’s good enough for me,’ he said to himself as he started walking to his home.
At Naruto’s House…
Naruto walked inside his apartment, he took off his sweater and scarf since he left the heater on before he left. “Damn, it’s too hot,” he said as he took off his pants. He then went to the kitchen to fix himself some ramen. “Ah, nothings better than some nice miso ramen on a winter day-NANI?!” the boy screeched as he opened his cabinet to find nothing but lent inside.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY RAMEN!” Naruto yelled dramatically as he collapsed on his knees. “Oh the damn curl world! Now I have to buy some more!” he said as he got up, put on his cloths, grabbed his wallet, and left his apartment.
As Naruto walked down the snowy streets, he sees Hinata carry a lot of bags all by herself. Feeling that he should do something nice, Naruto walks up to the girl. “Hi Hinata!” he cheered as he tapped the other’s shoulder.
“Eek!” Hinata squeaked as she jumped up and dropped some of her bags. “N-N-Naruto-k-kun…” she said softly. “W-What are y-y-you doing here?” she asked as she fiddled the bag she was holding and looked away.
“Oh, I thought you might need some help with those bags,” Naruto said as he scratched the back of his head.
Hinata looked at Naruto in shock, her face was really red and she was shaking like a leaf. “…um…um…o-ok-kay…th-thank you N-Naruto-kun…” she whispered as she looked down and smiled.
Naruto smiled before he bent down and picked up the dropped bags. “Okay, where do you need to go?”
Hinata snapped out of her daze and dug in her pocket while dropping two more bags. “Oh, sorry…” she said as she dropped the list and picked up the bags. When she managed the bags in her hands, she looked at her empty hand. “Oh no…I lost the list…” she whimpered.
Naruto was already picking up the fallen piece of paper and handed it to Hinata. “Here,” he said as he handed Hinata the little paper. “Let me carry the bags while you tell me where to go,” Naruto said as he took the bags from Hinata’s hands.
“Uh-okay!” she said quickly as she looked at the list.
A few hours later…
Hinata and Naruto exited the last store carry a ton of bags. Hinata stopped and turned to the blond. “Um, a-are you…um…sure y-you can carry those bags N-Naruto-kun?” she asked as she looked down at her feet.
Naruto looked at Hinata and smile. “Yeah, I can handle it. So, do you need anything else?”
Hinata twiddled her fingers and looked down. “…no…that’s a-all the shopping I need to do…”
“Oh, okay then I’ll dropped these off at your house then!” Naruto grinned.
Hinata looked at Naruto before turning away. “…y-yeah,” she said as she started walking.
Naruto turned around. “Hey guys, we’re moving again so hurry up!” he yelled as he started walking away. The other Naruto copies followed right behind the blonde. (Yaoiloverclause: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! Yeah!)
After Naruto helped put the bags in her house, Naruto invited Hinata to get some ramen but she just fainted. So after explaining the bloodlust Neji that he didn’t do anything to her, Naruto left and headed to the store to buy his ramen.
Back to Naruto’s home…
“Well, that took a while to get my ramen-YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT’S TOO HOT!” Naruto screamed as he ran to his heater and turned it off. “Damn it! I keep on forgetting to turn it off!” he yelled as he took off his cloths.
The blonde then went to the kitchen and fixed his precious ramen. As he waited for three minuets to pass, Naruto started to wonder what he’s going to get for his friends. ‘Hmmm I know I already got Kakashi, Iruka, Sakura, Shikamaru, and Hinata a present but who am I forgetting…oh yeah! The bastard! Hmmm, what dose he like anyway? …um…I guess I’ll just ask him tomorrow or something…’ Naruto nodded to himself as he looked at the clock. “Yes, ten more seconds!” he cheered as the started jumping up and down.
Moments later Naruto was sprawled on his couch while holding an empty cup of ramen. He was sleeping peacefully like there was nothing wrong in this world. “Mmmm, ramen…so good…” he purred.
Just then, there was a loud knocking on the door. Naruto shot up and looked around. “Ade?”
“Naruto! Where the fuck are you?! Open up right now!” someone yelled.
Naruto grumbled before opening this door. “What do you want-ah!” he yelled as a giant box was thrown at him. Naruto pushed the box off and glared at the brunet.
“Hinata wanted me to give it to you,” Kiba said as he flicked Naruto off. “And she’s off limits!” he yelled as he slammed the door.
Naruto blinked before looking at the box. He smiled and put it under his small tree that he jacked from Sasuke’s yard. “Speaking of Sasuke…”
At Sasuke’s house…
Sasuke was making himself lunch when someone knocked on his door. The Uchiha ignored the knocking since he thought it was one of his fan girls trying to ask him what he wants for Christmas. ‘Damn it, I thought the tenth one told everyone that I want them to go away.’ He mentally growled as he opened his door. “I want nothing but you all to go away,” Sasuke quickly said as he slammed the door in the person’s face. When he turned to go back to his kitchen, an angry blonde kicked the door down. “What do you mean for me to go away you bastard?!” Naruto yelled.
“Oh yeah, I forgot you’re in my team,” Sasuke said as he walked back to his kitchen. “Put the door back up or you’ll be paying for the damage,”
Naruto growled but put the door back in its place. He then went to Sasuke’s kitchen and sat on the counter. “Oi bastard, what do you want for Christmas?” he asked as he swung his lags back and forth.
Sasuke picked up bowl full of meat and pour half of it in the pot. “I don’t want anything,” he said as he started cutting a carrot.
Naruto stopped swinging his legs and looked at Sasuke. “Why?”
“Because I don’t celebrate Christmas,” he said as he started cutting another carrot.
Naruto turned to Sasuke. “Why don’t you celebrate Christmas?”
Sasuke slammed his knife on the counter and turned to face the shocked blonde. “Because. I. Don’t. Have. To.” He growled as he clench fist.
Naruto jumped off the counter and stood in front of Sasuke. “Why the hell do you always have to act like an ass!” he yelled.
“Why do you always have to bother me?” Sasuke growled.
“Well, I thought that what friends do you fucking ass!” Naruto said as he pushed Sasuke.
“Well friends also mind their damn business!” Sasuke hissed.
“That’s not friends do and you know it!”
“Oh? Then what the hell do they do?”
“They talk and help each other with their issues!”
“Oh thank you Sakura for that lecture!”
“You bastard!”
“You idiot!”
And that’s when Naruto jumped on Sasuke, throwing as much punches as he can. Sasuke blocked some of the blonde’s hits and started fighting back. Kicks, punches, and curses were thrown as furniture, glass, and bones were breaking.
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Sasuke and Naruto were both laying on the ground breathing and groaning in pain. Their fight somehow ended up in Sasuke’s cold yard and they wasted all of their energy from fighting. Naruto could’ve use the fox demon’s charka but the fox refused to let him use for not important battles.
Naruto sighed as he looked over at Sasuke, “Don’t act like a jackass all the time,” -“-Next time, if you have a problem or something just tell me okay?-”-
“Hn.” Sasuke snorted. -“-I will, when I’m ready-”- (t)
“Well, I need to go home and do some stuff,” Naruto said as he slowly got up and brushed the snow off of him. “You need a hand?” he asked as he offered Sasuke a hand.
“Yeah,” Sasuke said as he took the blonde’s hand. Naruto pulled up and Sasuke was on his feet. They both stood in their spots for moments before they realized that they were still holding hands. They both let go immediately.
Naruto scratched the back of his head. “Yeah I should get going,” he said as he turned around and started walking away.
“Naruto…” Sasuke called softly.
Naruto turned around. “Yeah?”
“Next time when you cover, you’re helping me clean up my house,” Sasuke smirked as he pointed at the whole that use to be a wall.
Naruto grinned before he walked away.
Sasuke walked back inside of his hose before smiling to himself. ‘I bet that idiot’s going to buy me a present,”
In the busy streets of Konoha…
“Okay, what should I get for Sasuke?” Naruto asked himself as he looked at the varieties the shops had to offer.
He decided to start going into random shops and look for something Sasuke might like. ‘Hmmm, lets see what he got here? Socks? Glasses? Boots with belt buckles? Weird bumpy rubbery toys? Big Nurse Needles? Giant beads? A Ring? A Whip? Why the fuck dose anyone shop for whip-?’ Naruto thoughts were interrupted when he looked at the sigh by the door.
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“Oh my god!” Naruto screamed as he ran out of the store.
Naruto quickly ran inside of his room. “Oh my god! I actually went into a shop like that!” he screamed as he wiped off the invisible perverted germs off him.
The Next Day…
Naruto was walking down the streets of Konoha once more this time he was looking at the names of the shops so yesterday’s mistake won’t happen again.
He then stopped in front of the store that said: Jiraiya Finest
‘Jiraiya, now that name sounds familiar…’ Naruto thought as he entered the store.
A few minuets later…
Naruto ran out of the store screaming and cursing. He stopped running when he turned a corner. “That pervert have two stores here?!” he yelled as he looked around. The blonde noticed a shore had a shuriken and a kunai in the front. He sighed in relief and walked over to the shop.
When he entered the shop, he saw nothing but light shining on him. He covered his eyes to wait ‘til the brightest went away. When he opened his eyes, he saw nothing but shiny weapons all around. He smiled and started looking around the room for a weapon that reminds of Sasuke.
He looked around until he saw a big display case of a big navy blue Kunai. ‘This one here is screaming Sasuke! This is perfect! Oh I can’t to get it-!’
“Excuse me sir,” Someone said as they tapped Naruto’s shoulder.
“Ah!” Naruto jumped back.
“Is there anything that you would like?” a man wearing a long back coat with a badge hat, and sandals.
“Oh, how much is that kunai right there?” Naruto asked as he pointed at the case.
“Um…lets see…oh, now I remember. It’s 320,000.00 yen.” He smiled.
Naruto slumped over. ‘Too much…but I’m not giving up!’ he straitened back up and looked at the manager. “Hold that for me sir, I need to get the money,” Naruto said before he ran out of the store.
At Shikamaru’s house…
“SHIKAMARU! HEY SHIKAMRU!” Naruto yelled ad he knocked on the door.
“SHI-oh hi!” Naruto waved as Shikamaru opened the door.
“What do you want?” the boy growled.
“Oh, I just wanted to know if you game give me some money or do if you want me to do something for you to get some money?” Naruto smiled brightly.
“…No, now get the hell out,” Shikamaru said as he slammed the door in Naruto’s face.
“Bastard!” Naruto yelled as he flicked the door off and stalked away.
At Iruka’s house…
“IIIIIIRRRRRRUUUUUUKKKKKKAAAAAA-SSSSSSEEEEEENNNNNNSSSSSSEEEEEEIIIIII!” Naruto called as he kicked and punch Iruka’s poor door.
“What?!” Iruka asked worry and annoyance.
“Can I have some money?” Naruto asked sweetly.
“How much do you need?” Iruka asked as he took out his wallet.
“Ohhhhh, about 320,000 yen!” Naruto smiled.
In a blink of an eye, the door mysteriously closed with out a sound.
“Iruka-sensei’s mean!” Naruto cried.
At Sakura’s house…
“SAKURA-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!” Naruto yelled.
“WHAT?” she screamed as she opened her door.
“Can I borrow some money?” Naruto smiled as he held his hands.
Sakura stared at the blonde before she punched him. “Baka! You’re not suppose to ask a girl for money, espshialy if you’re going to use it to buy her a present!” she yelled as she slammed her door.
Naruto sighed before he went to next person he knows…
A few minuets later…
‘I can’t believe that I’m actually going to ask him to give me some money!’ Naruto cursed as he knocked on the wooden door.
The opened to reveal an annoyed Sasuke. “For the last time I don’t want any present you bit-Oh, it’s just you dobe. Come in.”
Naruto entered the house and followed Sasuke to the sitting room.
“So are you her to help me the hole?” Sasuke asked as he sat on his knees on a little pillow.
“No, I want to ask you if I can have some money?” Naruto asked as he gave his best smiles.
“…how much?” Sasuke asked as he raised an eyebrow.
“Why do you need to know?” Naruto asked quickly.
“Because you could’ve asked Iruka and I need to know how much you need.” Sasuke said as he crossed his arms.
“First you must promise that you’ll give me the money!” Naruto said as he held out his hand.
“How much do you need?” Sasuke growled.
“…320,000 yen…” Naruto whispered.
“Fine,” Sasuke said.
Naruto eyes widened. “Really?! Thanks Sasu-”
“But you have to do something for me,” Sasuke interrupted.
“…what do I have to do?” Naruto asked as he took a step back.
“Fix my hole,” he said as he pointed at the wall with a blanket covering it.
Fine Naruto said as he went to go fix the wall.
Five hours later…
Naruto was done fixing the wall. He was now covered in white paint, splinters and some how twigs.
Sasuke was in the kitchen the whole time Naruto fixed the wall, so when he came in with some food he raised an eyebrow. “I understand the paint and splinters but why do you have twigs in your hair?”
“I chased a bird up a tree,” Naruto said as he leaned against the finished wall.
“No really, what happened.” Sasuke said as he offered Naruto some rice with curry.
Naruto took the curry. “I really did, the bird took the paint brush and flew up a tree,” Naruto said as he took a bite of the curry.
“Well I don’t want you to get my floor messy so come in the kitchen and finish eating there,” Sasuke said as he turned to leave.
Naruto grumbled before he followed Sasuke. When Sasuke offered Naruto a chair to sit in, Naruto already finished his bowl and asked for another bowl. Sasuke gave the blonde his and got up to get his wallet.
Naruto finished Sasuke’s bowl when Sasuke came back into the room.
“Well that was fast,” Sasuke said as he gave Naruto his money.
“Yeah, looks like I was hungrier than I thought.” Naruto said as he scratched the back of his head as he took the money.
Sasuke looked at the clock and turned back to the blonde. “It’s late so you might as well stay here,” he said as he walked away.
Naruto paused before he followed Sasuke to his room.
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When the two arrived in Sasuke's room. Naruto looked around to only find one bed. "um....where am I going to sleep?" he asked as he turned to a near by door.
Sasuke looked at naruto before he punched the boy's head.
"Ow!" naruto yelled as he looked at Sasuke. "Why did you do that?"
"You have paint all over you're back, and it's still wet," Sasuke growled as he crossed his arms.
"So, it's not like-" Naruto stopped talking when he realized that the wall that he repaired was still drying from the paint he applied.
"Get in the shower now you idiot!" Sasuke hissed as he pointed at the bathroom near his door.
naruto stuck his tounge out at sasuke before he went to the bathroom.
After twenty minuets...
After cleaning the paint off of the chair Naruto sat in, Sasuke decided to check up on the blonde to see if he's done. "Naruto, what's taking you so long?" Sasuke asked as he knocked on the bathroom door.
No answer.
Sasuke knocked again but no one replyed. "Damn, he might have slipped or Something," Sasuke said as he went to his room and took a kunai from one of his pouch. He then went back to the bathroom door and picklocked the door.
"Oi Naruto!" sasuke called as he entered the bathroom. He paused when he saw Naruto's naked body slumping over the bath tub. Sasuke quickly went over and picked up the blonde and walked back to his room.
Naruto slowly opened his eyes as he felt himself moving. He looked up to see that Sasuke was carrying him, he then looked a head and saw that Sasuke was about to open the door to his room. Naruto then quickly punched sasuke's face and jumped off the boy. "Hentai!" he yelled.
"What?! I saved you from dying and you call me a pervert! Some thank you that was!" Sasuke hissed as he punched Naruto back.
"I wasn't dying you idiot, I slipped and fell when you suprised me!" Naruto yelled as he kicked Sasuke in the face.
"You were lying on the floor while slowly slipping out of the tub! What else shouid I think?!" Sasuke yelled back as he blocked naruto's kick and pushed the boy on to the bed.
Naruto grabbed Sasuke and threw him by his side. "You could've slashed water on me or at least slap me! But nooooo, you decided to rape me!"
"I wasn't trying you rape you, you moron!" Sasuke yelled as he got on Naruto, flipped the boy on to his stomach, and pushed the blonde's face into the blue sheets.
"Mfffff, tuuuuuuuuu!" Naruto muffled as he tried to buck Sasuke off of him.
Sasuke put more wieght on Naruto while trying to stop him from moving. Naruto continued bucking and trashing. "Sasuke, get off!" he yelled as he managed to push his head up to breath.
"I will when you stop saying that I'm trying to rape you!" Sasuke growled.
"But you're on top of me! How the hell can I not accuse you of rape?!" Naruto yelled as he continue trying to get Sasuke off of him.
"You're the one moving!" sasuke yelled as he tried to hold Naruto's hips down.
"You're trying to rape me now!" naruto screamed.
"I'm not even hard!" Sasuke yelled.
"Yes you are, I can fell you on my ass you molester!" Naruto growled as he tried to crawl away from the other boy.
"I'm not a molester! Now stop yelling!" Sasuke hissed as he pulled naruto back and flipped the boy over to face him.
"Yes you are, I know that look!" naruto said as he pointed at Sasuke.
Sasuke looked down at Naruto and smirked. "I'f I'm a molester, then why are you hard?" he asked as he held Naruto's erection.
Naruto looked down, 'Oh my god he's right!' "How the hell-?"
"Oh, I never thought a molester can make you hard," Sasuke mocked as he leaned closer to naruto.
"Shut up! It's not because of you, you pervert!" Naruto yelled as he covered his member.
"Oh? Then who could you be thinking about when you were in here the whole time?" Sasuke asked as he leaned in closer, their noses barely brushing.
Naruto tensed upand tried to move his head back. "Uh...uh...-"
"Well?" Sasuke whispered as he brushed their lips togeher.
Naruto flintched as he felt something stab his hands. He looked down to see that Sasuke was hard. 'What the hell?!'-
"Enjoying the view dobe?" Sasuke teased as he removed naruto's hands and started ginding against the boy's erection.
"S-sasuke? What are you doing?!" Naruto yelled as he tried to get Sasuke off of him. Naruto face turned red as he looked at Sasuke's lust-filled eyes. "You...you...JACKASS!" Naruto yelled as he pushed Sasuke off of him.
Sasuke landed at the corner of his bed, he then lookd at the angry blonde, "What the hell is your problem?"
"My problem is that you're touching me with out permission!" Naruto yelled as he kicked Sasuke off the bed.
Sasuke quickly got back up and glared at Naruto. "Since when did I need any permission from you?!"
"Ever since you tried to rape me," Naruto said as he crossed his arms.
"For the last time, I wasn't trying to rape you!" Sasuke hissed as he tackled Naruto.
"Look at what you're doing right now!" Naruto yelled as he tried to stop Sasuke from pinning him down.
Sasuke kissed naruto while pinning his hands above his head. "You can't rape the willing," Sasuke said as he took Naruto's lips again.
Naruto paused before he gladly retured the kiss. He then opended his mouth and let Sasuke's tounge in. Sasuke slowly pulled away and stared kissing Naruto's neck. Naruto moaned as Sasuke suck and lick his neck. sasuke held Naruto's wrist with one hand while sliding his other hand on Naruto's chest.
Naruto moaned a little louder as Sasuke's mouth started trailing down his chest. Sasuke had to tighten his grip as his tounge stopped at the tiny nipple. He trailed circles around the area before he bit down on it hard. Naruto hissed as he tried to free his hands.
Sasuke then licked the blood away before he went back up and kissed Naruto sofly. Naruto stopped struggling and started responding to the kiss. Sasuke then moved his hand lower so that it was lightly touching naruto's erection. Naruto moaned and tried to move his hips up but he couldn't move them. He looked down and saw that Sasuke had straddled him and is holding him down with that one hand.
"Sasuke! Don't tease me, I need you!" Naruto winded as he tried to free himself once more.
"Shhhh, I know, but I couldn't resist," he smirked as he took off his cloths.
Naruto was in shock when he saw Sasuke naked, all he could do was just stare in disbeliefe.
"Am I that good to look at?" Sasuke teased as he leaned in to capture the blonde's lips.
Naruto growled as Sasuke started nibbling and sucking his bottom lip. He slowly opened his mouth and let Sasuke invade his mouth. Naruto whimpred as he felt Sasuke pumping him harshly. When Naruto started leaking precum, Sasuke stopped and coaxed three of his fingers with the white substance. He then lowered his hand until he was just outside the small entrance.
Naruto felt something cold and broke the kiss. "Sasuke, wha-"
Sasuke kissed naruto again as he incerted a finger. Naruto whimpred as he tried to take sasuke's finger out. Sasuke quickly started pumping Naruto while adding the other two fingers. Naruto moaned loudly, he gripped the sheets as Sasuke's fingers fuck him. Sasuke pulled away and started sucking on Naruto's neck.
naruto cried as he felt Sasuke's fingers go in deeper. "Sasuke, it hurts-Ahhh!... ohh!" naruto moaned as Sasuke's fingers brushed his prostate. Sasuke smirked as he took his fingers out.
Naruto looked down at Sasuke. "What was that?"
"Just your prostate," Sasuke said as he spread naruto's legs wide and poised his erection. "This will hurt for a bit," he said as he slowly entered naruto.
Naruto clentched his teeth as sasuke push in harder.
"Try to relax," he panted.
Naruto nodded and closed his eyes. sasuke bit his lip and slid the rest of his erection in. Sasuke was now shaking and panting. "Naruto...you're so tight...I don't know how long I can hold back," he husked as he started thrusting in slowly.
"S-Sasuke..." Naruto moaned as he started moving against the other boy.
Sasuke shifted his position before he started thrusting faster. He held naruto's hips and stared licking his tiny nipples one more. "Mmmm, you don't know how delisioue you look right now," Sasuke purred.
Naruto's eyes widened as Sasuke slammed into that spot fro before. He screams as white hot pleasure spreads all over his body. "Oh gods Sasuke...faster!"
sasuke nodded as he starts thrushing faster and faster, his Naruto's prostate rappily. "Naruto...I'm going to-to, Ahhh!" Sasuke screamed as he cums indide of naruto.
Naruto tears off the sheets as he cums right after Sasuke. Sasuke thrusts a couple more times before he takes himself out and collasp on Naruto.
Naruto was still dazed from what he had done...He slept with Sasuke...
His teammate...
His rival...
and now...
His love....
(Yaoiloverclause: ...okay that was corny, on with the story now!)
On Christmas day…
Sasuke woke up around six in the morning. He sat up and looked around for Naruto. The blonde was nowhere in sight. ‘He must have left,’ Sasuke thought to himself as he got up to take a shower.
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It was about one o’clock in the after noon, Sasuke finally finished burning his presents he received from all of the girls in the village. Sasuke sighed as he sat down on his couch; he had to burn a lot of presents since they always get bigger each year.
Just then there was a knock on his door. Sasuke growled in frustration as he stomped to the door. “What?”
“MERRY CHRISTMAS SASU-!”
Sasuke slammed the door on the person; he was so irritated that he didn’t even look at the person’s face. But the Uchiha soon regretted what he did when he heard Naruto yelling.
“SASUKE-TEME! YOU BETTER LET ME IN OR ELSE I’LL-AHHHHH!” the blonde never finished due to Sasuke covering his mouth and pulling him in.
When the door closed, Naruto bit Sasuke’s hand and pulled away. “What’s your problem? I came all the way here to give you your present and you go jack ass on me!”
Sasuke wiped his hand before replying. “I had a big problem,” -“-All the girls gave me presents-”-
Naruto frowned. “How big was it?” -“-Did you open any of them?-”-
Sasuke leaned against the wall. “Not that big, I already took care of it,” -“-No, but I burned them, it took me all morning-”- (t)
“That’s good, now close your eyes, and don’t use your sharingon” Naruto said as he opened Sasuke’s door again.
Sasuke sighed but he closed his eyes.
Naruto then pulled in a big box and set it in front of Sasuke. “Okay you can open them,”
Sasuke opened his eyes to see a big box wrapped with orange wrapping paper. “I thought I said I didn’t want a present,” he said as he looked at Naruto.
“Since when did I ever listen to you?” Naruto asked as he stuck his tongue out.
Sasuke sighed and opened the box, his eyes widened as he laid his eyes on a big kunai made out of sapphire. “You actually got this for me dobe?” Sasuke asked as he wrapped his arms around the other’s waist.
Naruto blushed and nodded.
Sasuke then realized something and looked at the kunai again. “How much was it?”
Naruto froze before he buried his head in Sasuke’s shirt. “320,000…yen…”
“You know, I could’ve bought this for myself,” Sasuke said as he petted Naruto’s head.
“Yeah but it’s the thought at counts!” Naruto said as he hugged Sasuke. “So, what did you get me?”
Sasuke sighed. “I said I don’t celebrate Christmas…”
“Yeah, but I know you got me something for me anyway!” Naruto smiled as he kissed Sasuke’s cheek.
“Yeah…” Sasuke sighed once more before he made Naruto let go of him and walked to his closet. He then took out a little golden box with a blue ribbon tied to it. “Here,” he said as he tossed the box to Naruto.
Naruto caught the box and tore the top open. “Ahhhhhhh! Thank you!” he yelled as he jumped on Sasuke, wrapping his arms and legs around him.
Sasuke soon lost balance and fell over with Naruto still clung on him. They both landed on the floor with a thud. Sasuke chuckled as he sat up and messed with Naruto’s golden locks. “You like it that much huh?”
Naruto looked up at Sasuke and nodded. “I love it!” he cheered as he rubbed his head against Sasuke’s chest. “Did you make it yourself?”
Sasuke nodded and took the gift out of Naruto hand so he wouldn’t tear it. “So what are you going to name it?”
Naruto took the gift and the ribbon that was on the box and tied the ribbon around its neck. “His name is Sasuke,” he smiled as he leaned up and kissed the Uchiha on the lips.
And Naruto loved the bear as much as he loved Sasuke…
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Yaoiloverclause: Okay, Naruto’s present was a bear that Sasuke made. And if you ever seen Card Captor Sakura then you would get what I meant about tying a ribbon on the bear and named it after the one you love the most…If you don’t get what I’m saying then Naruto will tell you.
Naruto: Okay, it says that if you make a bear and you give it to the person you love the most and the person ties a ribbon around the bear and name it after you then you will be together…I think…I have to look at the manga again…
Yaoiloverclause: The Hinata part was just added because....Okay I admit, I'm addicted to eggnog!
Naruto:....Okay, that was pointless
Yaoiloverclause: Well yeah so you have it people, the first present done…
Naruto: Now on to the next present!
Yaoiloverclause: Merry x-massssssssssssssssssss :crash:
Naruto: Um...are you okay?
Yaoiloverclause: Yeah, yeah! Sorry I didn't review your stories people, I put a notice in my profile that I won't be here for two weeks and now you know why! Well, if you don't then it's because I was working on these stories
Naruto: Anyway since there's 12 days of x-mas, each day there will be a new story posted! (Even though there are only 7 stories...)
Yaoiloverclause: Yay!
Naruto: Yaoiloverclause?
Yaoiloverclause: Yeah, for the next 12 days, I'm going to be Yaoiloverclause! The yaoi Santa that gives the gift of yaoi! And here is my gimp elf!
Naruto: What the hell?! Why am I wearing nothing but leather straps?!
Yaoiloverclause: You're the gimp elf, the uke that I'm giving away to my most favorite author on the twelfth day!
Naruto:...How long do I have to wear this?
Yaoiloverclause: 12 days!
Naruto: WHAT?!
Yaoiloverclause: MERRY X-MAS TO Purrfectly679, Fullmetal Prince, Cutiechibi, Blisteringwhite(SourGrape), Ceci, Shiomi, Shirohane, Negi Ramen, Kyuubi-kun, Anukis-san, Rurouni Linda, Kyuubi no Kitsune, and everyone who likes SasuxNaru!
Naruto: Yeah, you guys were the ones of may that made YaoiS make stories about me, Sasuke-bastard, Kakashi-hentai, Iruka-sensei, Neji-asshole, Haku-kun, Itachi-ass-
Yaoiloverclause: This is a “Bootleg Christmas Book volume 1” not a “Name Those Yaoi Boys That Yaoilover S Made Stories Up For So You Can Waste Peoples Time” you idiot.
Naruto: Shut up!
Yaoiloverclause: You shut up or I’ll make you wear that outfit I drew of you on deviant art! (The picture is called X-mas present)
Naruto: Eep!
Yaoiloverclause: Oh and everyone is about oh…15 or 16 around this time or so. And I know the story is not accurate but I told myself that I should at least make one non-AU this time.
Naruto: YaoiS doesn’t own Naruto. If she did then we all would be doomed.
Yaoiloverclause: bitch! :hits Naruto:
Things you need to know:
“Ho Ho Hoes” = talking
‘Ho Ho Hoes’ = thinking
“-Ho Ho Hoes-”- = translation for when Sasuke and Naruto are talking :puts Sasuke in the room:
For example:
Say that Sasuke and Naruto were arguing and crap. Then some stuff happens and now Sasuke feels bad. This is the way they would say sorry to each other:
Sasuke: “Good job on training” -“-I’m sorry-”-
Naruto: “Yeah, you did good you’re self” -“-I forgive you but you have to buy me ramen-”-
Sasuke:“You could’ve done better on your aiming though” -“-Like fuck I’m buying you ramen-”-
Naruto: “Bastard!” -“-Bastard!-”-
Yaoiloverclause: when you guys see a (t) that means I’m using the thing up there or you can just ignore all of that and just read.
Naruto: Now on with the present!
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Present 1. Let Christmas come for you and me
Team seven was sitting under a big tree on a hilltop. They just finished a C-rank mission when they had to find a missing dog in the snow. It turned out that the dog was in his doggie house that was three feet under the snow. It took them almost the whole day to find that dog, well since Naruto kept on digging holes and making the dog’s owner fall in a few a couple of times. But surprisingly, Naruto was the one who found the dog when he sat on a rock that turned out to be the doghouse. So after writing the report and digging back up the holes Naruto made, the team decided to rest for a while.
“Ah, nothings better than to lay down and rest after a mission.” Naruto sighed as he lies on his back and rested the back of his head on his crossed arms.
“Yeah, but the mission could’ve been easier if you didn’t dig that many holes Naruto,” Kakashi said as he turned a page and continued reading. “But at least the lady said sorry when you gave her the dog,” he finished as he leaned back against the branch he was on.
Sakura hugged her knees as she looked up at the snow-covered leaves. “But Naruto almost killed the dog when he sat on its house,”
Naruto looked at Sakura in the corner of his eye. “But I did save the dog-”
“No you didn’t dobe,” Sasuke said as he crossed his arms and looked at the blonde boy next to him. “I saved him before the house collapsed on it and you snatched the mutt away when you tripped me.”
“Hey, I didn’t trip you, you just walked over my foot,” the blonde said as he took a deep breath of the icy air. “You guys know that we’re freezing our asses off right?” Naruto asked as he looked up at the branch Kakashi was occupying.
“Yeah, but we’re wearing scarf’s and sweaters so we can last until one more minuet then we will be freezing.” Kakashi said as he sat up and put his book away. He paused for a minuet before jumping off the tree. “Okay you guys, you’re dismissed.”
Just as the kids got up, Kakashi stopped them. “Oh, I almost forgot to tell you guys that since Christmas is in one week, there will be no more missions for us until January.”
Naruto spun around and looked at is Sensei. “WHAT?! No mission? But what if anyone needs help?”
“Kids shouldn’t waste family or friends time doing low missions like this one, they should spend time together while they still have a chance.” Kakashi said as he disappeared in a puff of smoke.
‘Now what am I going to do?’ Naruto asked himself as he looked down to the snowy ground.
Sakura looked at Naruto. “Hey Naruto, are you okay?”
Naruto’s head shot up and quickly turned to Sakura. “Oh, I’m okay, you don’t have to worry about me!” he said as he flashed a smile.
Sasuke looked at Naruto before walking away.
“Oh okay then I’ll see you around.” Sakura said as she ran after Sasuke. “SASUKE-KUN! DO YOU WANT TO GO TO LUNCH WITH ME?!”
Naruto looked at his two teammates and smiled. ‘well, at least they’re happy, that’s good enough for me,’ he said to himself as he started walking to his home.
At Naruto’s House…
Naruto walked inside his apartment, he took off his sweater and scarf since he left the heater on before he left. “Damn, it’s too hot,” he said as he took off his pants. He then went to the kitchen to fix himself some ramen. “Ah, nothings better than some nice miso ramen on a winter day-NANI?!” the boy screeched as he opened his cabinet to find nothing but lent inside.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY RAMEN!” Naruto yelled dramatically as he collapsed on his knees. “Oh the damn curl world! Now I have to buy some more!” he said as he got up, put on his cloths, grabbed his wallet, and left his apartment.
As Naruto walked down the snowy streets, he sees Hinata carry a lot of bags all by herself. Feeling that he should do something nice, Naruto walks up to the girl. “Hi Hinata!” he cheered as he tapped the other’s shoulder.
“Eek!” Hinata squeaked as she jumped up and dropped some of her bags. “N-N-Naruto-k-kun…” she said softly. “W-What are y-y-you doing here?” she asked as she fiddled the bag she was holding and looked away.
“Oh, I thought you might need some help with those bags,” Naruto said as he scratched the back of his head.
Hinata looked at Naruto in shock, her face was really red and she was shaking like a leaf. “…um…um…o-ok-kay…th-thank you N-Naruto-kun…” she whispered as she looked down and smiled.
Naruto smiled before he bent down and picked up the dropped bags. “Okay, where do you need to go?”
Hinata snapped out of her daze and dug in her pocket while dropping two more bags. “Oh, sorry…” she said as she dropped the list and picked up the bags. When she managed the bags in her hands, she looked at her empty hand. “Oh no…I lost the list…” she whimpered.
Naruto was already picking up the fallen piece of paper and handed it to Hinata. “Here,” he said as he handed Hinata the little paper. “Let me carry the bags while you tell me where to go,” Naruto said as he took the bags from Hinata’s hands.
“Uh-okay!” she said quickly as she looked at the list.
A few hours later…
Hinata and Naruto exited the last store carry a ton of bags. Hinata stopped and turned to the blond. “Um, a-are you…um…sure y-you can carry those bags N-Naruto-kun?” she asked as she looked down at her feet.
Naruto looked at Hinata and smile. “Yeah, I can handle it. So, do you need anything else?”
Hinata twiddled her fingers and looked down. “…no…that’s a-all the shopping I need to do…”
“Oh, okay then I’ll dropped these off at your house then!” Naruto grinned.
Hinata looked at Naruto before turning away. “…y-yeah,” she said as she started walking.
Naruto turned around. “Hey guys, we’re moving again so hurry up!” he yelled as he started walking away. The other Naruto copies followed right behind the blonde. (Yaoiloverclause: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! Yeah!)
After Naruto helped put the bags in her house, Naruto invited Hinata to get some ramen but she just fainted. So after explaining the bloodlust Neji that he didn’t do anything to her, Naruto left and headed to the store to buy his ramen.
Back to Naruto’s home…
“Well, that took a while to get my ramen-YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT’S TOO HOT!” Naruto screamed as he ran to his heater and turned it off. “Damn it! I keep on forgetting to turn it off!” he yelled as he took off his cloths.
The blonde then went to the kitchen and fixed his precious ramen. As he waited for three minuets to pass, Naruto started to wonder what he’s going to get for his friends. ‘Hmmm I know I already got Kakashi, Iruka, Sakura, Shikamaru, and Hinata a present but who am I forgetting…oh yeah! The bastard! Hmmm, what dose he like anyway? …um…I guess I’ll just ask him tomorrow or something…’ Naruto nodded to himself as he looked at the clock. “Yes, ten more seconds!” he cheered as the started jumping up and down.
Moments later Naruto was sprawled on his couch while holding an empty cup of ramen. He was sleeping peacefully like there was nothing wrong in this world. “Mmmm, ramen…so good…” he purred.
Just then, there was a loud knocking on the door. Naruto shot up and looked around. “Ade?”
“Naruto! Where the fuck are you?! Open up right now!” someone yelled.
Naruto grumbled before opening this door. “What do you want-ah!” he yelled as a giant box was thrown at him. Naruto pushed the box off and glared at the brunet.
“Hinata wanted me to give it to you,” Kiba said as he flicked Naruto off. “And she’s off limits!” he yelled as he slammed the door.
Naruto blinked before looking at the box. He smiled and put it under his small tree that he jacked from Sasuke’s yard. “Speaking of Sasuke…”
At Sasuke’s house…
Sasuke was making himself lunch when someone knocked on his door. The Uchiha ignored the knocking since he thought it was one of his fan girls trying to ask him what he wants for Christmas. ‘Damn it, I thought the tenth one told everyone that I want them to go away.’ He mentally growled as he opened his door. “I want nothing but you all to go away,” Sasuke quickly said as he slammed the door in the person’s face. When he turned to go back to his kitchen, an angry blonde kicked the door down. “What do you mean for me to go away you bastard?!” Naruto yelled.
“Oh yeah, I forgot you’re in my team,” Sasuke said as he walked back to his kitchen. “Put the door back up or you’ll be paying for the damage,”
Naruto growled but put the door back in its place. He then went to Sasuke’s kitchen and sat on the counter. “Oi bastard, what do you want for Christmas?” he asked as he swung his lags back and forth.
Sasuke picked up bowl full of meat and pour half of it in the pot. “I don’t want anything,” he said as he started cutting a carrot.
Naruto stopped swinging his legs and looked at Sasuke. “Why?”
“Because I don’t celebrate Christmas,” he said as he started cutting another carrot.
Naruto turned to Sasuke. “Why don’t you celebrate Christmas?”
Sasuke slammed his knife on the counter and turned to face the shocked blonde. “Because. I. Don’t. Have. To.” He growled as he clench fist.
Naruto jumped off the counter and stood in front of Sasuke. “Why the hell do you always have to act like an ass!” he yelled.
“Why do you always have to bother me?” Sasuke growled.
“Well, I thought that what friends do you fucking ass!” Naruto said as he pushed Sasuke.
“Well friends also mind their damn business!” Sasuke hissed.
“That’s not friends do and you know it!”
“Oh? Then what the hell do they do?”
“They talk and help each other with their issues!”
“Oh thank you Sakura for that lecture!”
“You bastard!”
“You idiot!”
And that’s when Naruto jumped on Sasuke, throwing as much punches as he can. Sasuke blocked some of the blonde’s hits and started fighting back. Kicks, punches, and curses were thrown as furniture, glass, and bones were breaking.
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Sasuke and Naruto were both laying on the ground breathing and groaning in pain. Their fight somehow ended up in Sasuke’s cold yard and they wasted all of their energy from fighting. Naruto could’ve use the fox demon’s charka but the fox refused to let him use for not important battles.
Naruto sighed as he looked over at Sasuke, “Don’t act like a jackass all the time,” -“-Next time, if you have a problem or something just tell me okay?-”-
“Hn.” Sasuke snorted. -“-I will, when I’m ready-”- (t)
“Well, I need to go home and do some stuff,” Naruto said as he slowly got up and brushed the snow off of him. “You need a hand?” he asked as he offered Sasuke a hand.
“Yeah,” Sasuke said as he took the blonde’s hand. Naruto pulled up and Sasuke was on his feet. They both stood in their spots for moments before they realized that they were still holding hands. They both let go immediately.
Naruto scratched the back of his head. “Yeah I should get going,” he said as he turned around and started walking away.
“Naruto…” Sasuke called softly.
Naruto turned around. “Yeah?”
“Next time when you cover, you’re helping me clean up my house,” Sasuke smirked as he pointed at the whole that use to be a wall.
Naruto grinned before he walked away.
Sasuke walked back inside of his hose before smiling to himself. ‘I bet that idiot’s going to buy me a present,”
In the busy streets of Konoha…
“Okay, what should I get for Sasuke?” Naruto asked himself as he looked at the varieties the shops had to offer.
He decided to start going into random shops and look for something Sasuke might like. ‘Hmmm, lets see what he got here? Socks? Glasses? Boots with belt buckles? Weird bumpy rubbery toys? Big Nurse Needles? Giant beads? A Ring? A Whip? Why the fuck dose anyone shop for whip-?’ Naruto thoughts were interrupted when he looked at the sigh by the door.
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SEX TOYS
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“Oh my god!” Naruto screamed as he ran out of the store.
Naruto quickly ran inside of his room. “Oh my god! I actually went into a shop like that!” he screamed as he wiped off the invisible perverted germs off him.
The Next Day…
Naruto was walking down the streets of Konoha once more this time he was looking at the names of the shops so yesterday’s mistake won’t happen again.
He then stopped in front of the store that said: Jiraiya Finest
‘Jiraiya, now that name sounds familiar…’ Naruto thought as he entered the store.
A few minuets later…
Naruto ran out of the store screaming and cursing. He stopped running when he turned a corner. “That pervert have two stores here?!” he yelled as he looked around. The blonde noticed a shore had a shuriken and a kunai in the front. He sighed in relief and walked over to the shop.
When he entered the shop, he saw nothing but light shining on him. He covered his eyes to wait ‘til the brightest went away. When he opened his eyes, he saw nothing but shiny weapons all around. He smiled and started looking around the room for a weapon that reminds of Sasuke.
He looked around until he saw a big display case of a big navy blue Kunai. ‘This one here is screaming Sasuke! This is perfect! Oh I can’t to get it-!’
“Excuse me sir,” Someone said as they tapped Naruto’s shoulder.
“Ah!” Naruto jumped back.
“Is there anything that you would like?” a man wearing a long back coat with a badge hat, and sandals.
“Oh, how much is that kunai right there?” Naruto asked as he pointed at the case.
“Um…lets see…oh, now I remember. It’s 320,000.00 yen.” He smiled.
Naruto slumped over. ‘Too much…but I’m not giving up!’ he straitened back up and looked at the manager. “Hold that for me sir, I need to get the money,” Naruto said before he ran out of the store.
At Shikamaru’s house…
“SHIKAMARU! HEY SHIKAMRU!” Naruto yelled ad he knocked on the door.
“SHI-oh hi!” Naruto waved as Shikamaru opened the door.
“What do you want?” the boy growled.
“Oh, I just wanted to know if you game give me some money or do if you want me to do something for you to get some money?” Naruto smiled brightly.
“…No, now get the hell out,” Shikamaru said as he slammed the door in Naruto’s face.
“Bastard!” Naruto yelled as he flicked the door off and stalked away.
At Iruka’s house…
“IIIIIIRRRRRRUUUUUUKKKKKKAAAAAA-SSSSSSEEEEEENNNNNNSSSSSSEEEEEEIIIIII!” Naruto called as he kicked and punch Iruka’s poor door.
“What?!” Iruka asked worry and annoyance.
“Can I have some money?” Naruto asked sweetly.
“How much do you need?” Iruka asked as he took out his wallet.
“Ohhhhh, about 320,000 yen!” Naruto smiled.
In a blink of an eye, the door mysteriously closed with out a sound.
“Iruka-sensei’s mean!” Naruto cried.
At Sakura’s house…
“SAKURA-CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!” Naruto yelled.
“WHAT?” she screamed as she opened her door.
“Can I borrow some money?” Naruto smiled as he held his hands.
Sakura stared at the blonde before she punched him. “Baka! You’re not suppose to ask a girl for money, espshialy if you’re going to use it to buy her a present!” she yelled as she slammed her door.
Naruto sighed before he went to next person he knows…
A few minuets later…
‘I can’t believe that I’m actually going to ask him to give me some money!’ Naruto cursed as he knocked on the wooden door.
The opened to reveal an annoyed Sasuke. “For the last time I don’t want any present you bit-Oh, it’s just you dobe. Come in.”
Naruto entered the house and followed Sasuke to the sitting room.
“So are you her to help me the hole?” Sasuke asked as he sat on his knees on a little pillow.
“No, I want to ask you if I can have some money?” Naruto asked as he gave his best smiles.
“…how much?” Sasuke asked as he raised an eyebrow.
“Why do you need to know?” Naruto asked quickly.
“Because you could’ve asked Iruka and I need to know how much you need.” Sasuke said as he crossed his arms.
“First you must promise that you’ll give me the money!” Naruto said as he held out his hand.
“How much do you need?” Sasuke growled.
“…320,000 yen…” Naruto whispered.
“Fine,” Sasuke said.
Naruto eyes widened. “Really?! Thanks Sasu-”
“But you have to do something for me,” Sasuke interrupted.
“…what do I have to do?” Naruto asked as he took a step back.
“Fix my hole,” he said as he pointed at the wall with a blanket covering it.
Fine Naruto said as he went to go fix the wall.
Five hours later…
Naruto was done fixing the wall. He was now covered in white paint, splinters and some how twigs.
Sasuke was in the kitchen the whole time Naruto fixed the wall, so when he came in with some food he raised an eyebrow. “I understand the paint and splinters but why do you have twigs in your hair?”
“I chased a bird up a tree,” Naruto said as he leaned against the finished wall.
“No really, what happened.” Sasuke said as he offered Naruto some rice with curry.
Naruto took the curry. “I really did, the bird took the paint brush and flew up a tree,” Naruto said as he took a bite of the curry.
“Well I don’t want you to get my floor messy so come in the kitchen and finish eating there,” Sasuke said as he turned to leave.
Naruto grumbled before he followed Sasuke. When Sasuke offered Naruto a chair to sit in, Naruto already finished his bowl and asked for another bowl. Sasuke gave the blonde his and got up to get his wallet.
Naruto finished Sasuke’s bowl when Sasuke came back into the room.
“Well that was fast,” Sasuke said as he gave Naruto his money.
“Yeah, looks like I was hungrier than I thought.” Naruto said as he scratched the back of his head as he took the money.
Sasuke looked at the clock and turned back to the blonde. “It’s late so you might as well stay here,” he said as he walked away.
Naruto paused before he followed Sasuke to his room.
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When the two arrived in Sasuke's room. Naruto looked around to only find one bed. "um....where am I going to sleep?" he asked as he turned to a near by door.
Sasuke looked at naruto before he punched the boy's head.
"Ow!" naruto yelled as he looked at Sasuke. "Why did you do that?"
"You have paint all over you're back, and it's still wet," Sasuke growled as he crossed his arms.
"So, it's not like-" Naruto stopped talking when he realized that the wall that he repaired was still drying from the paint he applied.
"Get in the shower now you idiot!" Sasuke hissed as he pointed at the bathroom near his door.
naruto stuck his tounge out at sasuke before he went to the bathroom.
After twenty minuets...
After cleaning the paint off of the chair Naruto sat in, Sasuke decided to check up on the blonde to see if he's done. "Naruto, what's taking you so long?" Sasuke asked as he knocked on the bathroom door.
No answer.
Sasuke knocked again but no one replyed. "Damn, he might have slipped or Something," Sasuke said as he went to his room and took a kunai from one of his pouch. He then went back to the bathroom door and picklocked the door.
"Oi Naruto!" sasuke called as he entered the bathroom. He paused when he saw Naruto's naked body slumping over the bath tub. Sasuke quickly went over and picked up the blonde and walked back to his room.
Naruto slowly opened his eyes as he felt himself moving. He looked up to see that Sasuke was carrying him, he then looked a head and saw that Sasuke was about to open the door to his room. Naruto then quickly punched sasuke's face and jumped off the boy. "Hentai!" he yelled.
"What?! I saved you from dying and you call me a pervert! Some thank you that was!" Sasuke hissed as he punched Naruto back.
"I wasn't dying you idiot, I slipped and fell when you suprised me!" Naruto yelled as he kicked Sasuke in the face.
"You were lying on the floor while slowly slipping out of the tub! What else shouid I think?!" Sasuke yelled back as he blocked naruto's kick and pushed the boy on to the bed.
Naruto grabbed Sasuke and threw him by his side. "You could've slashed water on me or at least slap me! But nooooo, you decided to rape me!"
"I wasn't trying you rape you, you moron!" Sasuke yelled as he got on Naruto, flipped the boy on to his stomach, and pushed the blonde's face into the blue sheets.
"Mfffff, tuuuuuuuuu!" Naruto muffled as he tried to buck Sasuke off of him.
Sasuke put more wieght on Naruto while trying to stop him from moving. Naruto continued bucking and trashing. "Sasuke, get off!" he yelled as he managed to push his head up to breath.
"I will when you stop saying that I'm trying to rape you!" Sasuke growled.
"But you're on top of me! How the hell can I not accuse you of rape?!" Naruto yelled as he continue trying to get Sasuke off of him.
"You're the one moving!" sasuke yelled as he tried to hold Naruto's hips down.
"You're trying to rape me now!" naruto screamed.
"I'm not even hard!" Sasuke yelled.
"Yes you are, I can fell you on my ass you molester!" Naruto growled as he tried to crawl away from the other boy.
"I'm not a molester! Now stop yelling!" Sasuke hissed as he pulled naruto back and flipped the boy over to face him.
"Yes you are, I know that look!" naruto said as he pointed at Sasuke.
Sasuke looked down at Naruto and smirked. "I'f I'm a molester, then why are you hard?" he asked as he held Naruto's erection.
Naruto looked down, 'Oh my god he's right!' "How the hell-?"
"Oh, I never thought a molester can make you hard," Sasuke mocked as he leaned closer to naruto.
"Shut up! It's not because of you, you pervert!" Naruto yelled as he covered his member.
"Oh? Then who could you be thinking about when you were in here the whole time?" Sasuke asked as he leaned in closer, their noses barely brushing.
Naruto tensed upand tried to move his head back. "Uh...uh...-"
"Well?" Sasuke whispered as he brushed their lips togeher.
Naruto flintched as he felt something stab his hands. He looked down to see that Sasuke was hard. 'What the hell?!'-
"Enjoying the view dobe?" Sasuke teased as he removed naruto's hands and started ginding against the boy's erection.
"S-sasuke? What are you doing?!" Naruto yelled as he tried to get Sasuke off of him. Naruto face turned red as he looked at Sasuke's lust-filled eyes. "You...you...JACKASS!" Naruto yelled as he pushed Sasuke off of him.
Sasuke landed at the corner of his bed, he then lookd at the angry blonde, "What the hell is your problem?"
"My problem is that you're touching me with out permission!" Naruto yelled as he kicked Sasuke off the bed.
Sasuke quickly got back up and glared at Naruto. "Since when did I need any permission from you?!"
"Ever since you tried to rape me," Naruto said as he crossed his arms.
"For the last time, I wasn't trying to rape you!" Sasuke hissed as he tackled Naruto.
"Look at what you're doing right now!" Naruto yelled as he tried to stop Sasuke from pinning him down.
Sasuke kissed naruto while pinning his hands above his head. "You can't rape the willing," Sasuke said as he took Naruto's lips again.
Naruto paused before he gladly retured the kiss. He then opended his mouth and let Sasuke's tounge in. Sasuke slowly pulled away and stared kissing Naruto's neck. Naruto moaned as Sasuke suck and lick his neck. sasuke held Naruto's wrist with one hand while sliding his other hand on Naruto's chest.
Naruto moaned a little louder as Sasuke's mouth started trailing down his chest. Sasuke had to tighten his grip as his tounge stopped at the tiny nipple. He trailed circles around the area before he bit down on it hard. Naruto hissed as he tried to free his hands.
Sasuke then licked the blood away before he went back up and kissed Naruto sofly. Naruto stopped struggling and started responding to the kiss. Sasuke then moved his hand lower so that it was lightly touching naruto's erection. Naruto moaned and tried to move his hips up but he couldn't move them. He looked down and saw that Sasuke had straddled him and is holding him down with that one hand.
"Sasuke! Don't tease me, I need you!" Naruto winded as he tried to free himself once more.
"Shhhh, I know, but I couldn't resist," he smirked as he took off his cloths.
Naruto was in shock when he saw Sasuke naked, all he could do was just stare in disbeliefe.
"Am I that good to look at?" Sasuke teased as he leaned in to capture the blonde's lips.
Naruto growled as Sasuke started nibbling and sucking his bottom lip. He slowly opened his mouth and let Sasuke invade his mouth. Naruto whimpred as he felt Sasuke pumping him harshly. When Naruto started leaking precum, Sasuke stopped and coaxed three of his fingers with the white substance. He then lowered his hand until he was just outside the small entrance.
Naruto felt something cold and broke the kiss. "Sasuke, wha-"
Sasuke kissed naruto again as he incerted a finger. Naruto whimpred as he tried to take sasuke's finger out. Sasuke quickly started pumping Naruto while adding the other two fingers. Naruto moaned loudly, he gripped the sheets as Sasuke's fingers fuck him. Sasuke pulled away and started sucking on Naruto's neck.
naruto cried as he felt Sasuke's fingers go in deeper. "Sasuke, it hurts-Ahhh!... ohh!" naruto moaned as Sasuke's fingers brushed his prostate. Sasuke smirked as he took his fingers out.
Naruto looked down at Sasuke. "What was that?"
"Just your prostate," Sasuke said as he spread naruto's legs wide and poised his erection. "This will hurt for a bit," he said as he slowly entered naruto.
Naruto clentched his teeth as sasuke push in harder.
"Try to relax," he panted.
Naruto nodded and closed his eyes. sasuke bit his lip and slid the rest of his erection in. Sasuke was now shaking and panting. "Naruto...you're so tight...I don't know how long I can hold back," he husked as he started thrusting in slowly.
"S-Sasuke..." Naruto moaned as he started moving against the other boy.
Sasuke shifted his position before he started thrusting faster. He held naruto's hips and stared licking his tiny nipples one more. "Mmmm, you don't know how delisioue you look right now," Sasuke purred.
Naruto's eyes widened as Sasuke slammed into that spot fro before. He screams as white hot pleasure spreads all over his body. "Oh gods Sasuke...faster!"
sasuke nodded as he starts thrushing faster and faster, his Naruto's prostate rappily. "Naruto...I'm going to-to, Ahhh!" Sasuke screamed as he cums indide of naruto.
Naruto tears off the sheets as he cums right after Sasuke. Sasuke thrusts a couple more times before he takes himself out and collasp on Naruto.
Naruto was still dazed from what he had done...He slept with Sasuke...
His teammate...
His rival...
and now...
His love....
(Yaoiloverclause: ...okay that was corny, on with the story now!)
On Christmas day…
Sasuke woke up around six in the morning. He sat up and looked around for Naruto. The blonde was nowhere in sight. ‘He must have left,’ Sasuke thought to himself as he got up to take a shower.
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It was about one o’clock in the after noon, Sasuke finally finished burning his presents he received from all of the girls in the village. Sasuke sighed as he sat down on his couch; he had to burn a lot of presents since they always get bigger each year.
Just then there was a knock on his door. Sasuke growled in frustration as he stomped to the door. “What?”
“MERRY CHRISTMAS SASU-!”
Sasuke slammed the door on the person; he was so irritated that he didn’t even look at the person’s face. But the Uchiha soon regretted what he did when he heard Naruto yelling.
“SASUKE-TEME! YOU BETTER LET ME IN OR ELSE I’LL-AHHHHH!” the blonde never finished due to Sasuke covering his mouth and pulling him in.
When the door closed, Naruto bit Sasuke’s hand and pulled away. “What’s your problem? I came all the way here to give you your present and you go jack ass on me!”
Sasuke wiped his hand before replying. “I had a big problem,” -“-All the girls gave me presents-”-
Naruto frowned. “How big was it?” -“-Did you open any of them?-”-
Sasuke leaned against the wall. “Not that big, I already took care of it,” -“-No, but I burned them, it took me all morning-”- (t)
“That’s good, now close your eyes, and don’t use your sharingon” Naruto said as he opened Sasuke’s door again.
Sasuke sighed but he closed his eyes.
Naruto then pulled in a big box and set it in front of Sasuke. “Okay you can open them,”
Sasuke opened his eyes to see a big box wrapped with orange wrapping paper. “I thought I said I didn’t want a present,” he said as he looked at Naruto.
“Since when did I ever listen to you?” Naruto asked as he stuck his tongue out.
Sasuke sighed and opened the box, his eyes widened as he laid his eyes on a big kunai made out of sapphire. “You actually got this for me dobe?” Sasuke asked as he wrapped his arms around the other’s waist.
Naruto blushed and nodded.
Sasuke then realized something and looked at the kunai again. “How much was it?”
Naruto froze before he buried his head in Sasuke’s shirt. “320,000…yen…”
“You know, I could’ve bought this for myself,” Sasuke said as he petted Naruto’s head.
“Yeah but it’s the thought at counts!” Naruto said as he hugged Sasuke. “So, what did you get me?”
Sasuke sighed. “I said I don’t celebrate Christmas…”
“Yeah, but I know you got me something for me anyway!” Naruto smiled as he kissed Sasuke’s cheek.
“Yeah…” Sasuke sighed once more before he made Naruto let go of him and walked to his closet. He then took out a little golden box with a blue ribbon tied to it. “Here,” he said as he tossed the box to Naruto.
Naruto caught the box and tore the top open. “Ahhhhhhh! Thank you!” he yelled as he jumped on Sasuke, wrapping his arms and legs around him.
Sasuke soon lost balance and fell over with Naruto still clung on him. They both landed on the floor with a thud. Sasuke chuckled as he sat up and messed with Naruto’s golden locks. “You like it that much huh?”
Naruto looked up at Sasuke and nodded. “I love it!” he cheered as he rubbed his head against Sasuke’s chest. “Did you make it yourself?”
Sasuke nodded and took the gift out of Naruto hand so he wouldn’t tear it. “So what are you going to name it?”
Naruto took the gift and the ribbon that was on the box and tied the ribbon around its neck. “His name is Sasuke,” he smiled as he leaned up and kissed the Uchiha on the lips.
And Naruto loved the bear as much as he loved Sasuke…
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Yaoiloverclause: Okay, Naruto’s present was a bear that Sasuke made. And if you ever seen Card Captor Sakura then you would get what I meant about tying a ribbon on the bear and named it after the one you love the most…If you don’t get what I’m saying then Naruto will tell you.
Naruto: Okay, it says that if you make a bear and you give it to the person you love the most and the person ties a ribbon around the bear and name it after you then you will be together…I think…I have to look at the manga again…
Yaoiloverclause: The Hinata part was just added because....Okay I admit, I'm addicted to eggnog!
Naruto:....Okay, that was pointless
Yaoiloverclause: Well yeah so you have it people, the first present done…
Naruto: Now on to the next present!