The happy fun joyful fanfic of buttsex
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
2,178
Reviews:
10
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The happy fun joyful fanfic of buttsex
Note from Kameko:Greetings Earthlings! The following story is a fic written by Me(Kameko) and Jisu.((there will be four authors upon it's compleation)) You know what happens when you get two yaoi fans, a notebook, and too much free time on their hands? Crap like this...
Rating:NC-17
Warnings: M/M, Yaoi, Lemon, underage sex, tons of mindless fucking, and in the near future... Flaming Uchihacest. Set pre Itachi homicidal rampage...
Disclaimer: Ok... So me and Jisu obviously don't own Naruto so don't sue us!
The happy fun joyful fanfic of buttsex! featuring the power of love and friendship
By:Kameko & Jisu
Naruto slurped the rest of his 7th bowl of ramen and slapped the money on the counter,
"Arigato!!!", he said as he ran out of the resteraunt.
" and now to train!" Naruto said to himself as he ran off towards the training grounds. SMACK! into another torso Naruto went!
"Itai!", wailed the wiskered fox boy as he rubbed the giant bump on his and looked up to see with whom he had collided. Naruto let a grin creep across his face as he saw who it was,
"Oi! Itachi how's life going?", he said taking a few playful jabs at the Uchiha's... err... stomach(?) ((Compare Naruto's height to Itachi's and think about that for a moment...))
"Well", Itachi shrugged, " I want to kill my clan, my brother won't have sex with me, those damned Chihuahuas of Kakashi's won't stop mooing,... and worst of all", Itachi paused for a moment, "I am now dressed as a giant Taco!".Naruto blinked and took a step back to admire the Itachi's current attire. Itachi who could normally be seen wandering Konohagakure in his ANBU uniform, which even Naruto had to admit made him extremly horney, was now dressed up as a giant Taco and wearing a sombrero. Naruto blinked again.
"well...that's great about killing your clan but... why are you dressed as a Taco?" He poked Itachi's... stomach ((*cough cough*)) Itachi growled,
" Because my father got this really bright fucking idea that I needed a job at a taco stand called 'El Taco', and apparently i'm their new mascot ' Senore Fish Taco'!" Itachi let a disgruntaled groan escape from his mouth and continued on with his tangent, " How will anyone be able to see my extremly well toned and sexy body in this getup?! AND STOP POKING MY STOMACH USURAKONTAICHI!!!!...your making it...hard." Naruto stoped his assault of pokes to notice a rather large object poking threw the Taco suit
"..."Naruto looked at the lump and poked at it twice as if a cat toying with a ball of yarn.
"uhhh...Itachi...what's that?"
As he asked this question Naruto felt a strange tingle in his balls and a lump of his own began to form ((hehehe^^)) Itachi stared blankly at Naruto for a moment until looking down to the long object in his pants ((whether he is wearing pants at all though I have no idea...)) that was straining to be freed. Itachi chuckled and reached into his 'uniform'
"Ohh..you mean this?", Itachi said as he pulled from the confienment of the taco a
long yet slender... katana ((?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!*disapointment*))
" I keep it aroud in case I have the sudden urge to decapitate one of my clan-mates.." Itachi's eyes found there way down to the buldge of Naruto's lump, Itachi reached down and poked it a couple of times.
" Now what's in your pants Naruto-Chan?", asked Itachi as he let a seductive grin cross his face. Naruto blushed and turned away from Itachi's face,
"Uhhh...nothing...uhhh...need to train some more...have to be better than Sasuke." Itachi watched the young Naruto as he ran off like acrazed maniac on crack
"Ohh! that was no fun at all!", Itachi pouted," But i'll fix that.." itachi giggled like a little girl before he made the hand signs of teleportation and dissapeared.
TBC...
Kameko: Oi! I finally typed the first chapter of our ficcy!
Jisu: Yeah! next chapter is filled with tons of mindless fucking!
Kameko:*lechorous giggle* Oh yes.. we can't leave Itachi...unfulfilled...
Next Chapter! Breaking the Ice! filled with tons of uber hot yaoi boy sex!
Rating:NC-17
Warnings: M/M, Yaoi, Lemon, underage sex, tons of mindless fucking, and in the near future... Flaming Uchihacest. Set pre Itachi homicidal rampage...
Disclaimer: Ok... So me and Jisu obviously don't own Naruto so don't sue us!
The happy fun joyful fanfic of buttsex! featuring the power of love and friendship
By:Kameko & Jisu
Naruto slurped the rest of his 7th bowl of ramen and slapped the money on the counter,
"Arigato!!!", he said as he ran out of the resteraunt.
" and now to train!" Naruto said to himself as he ran off towards the training grounds. SMACK! into another torso Naruto went!
"Itai!", wailed the wiskered fox boy as he rubbed the giant bump on his and looked up to see with whom he had collided. Naruto let a grin creep across his face as he saw who it was,
"Oi! Itachi how's life going?", he said taking a few playful jabs at the Uchiha's... err... stomach(?) ((Compare Naruto's height to Itachi's and think about that for a moment...))
"Well", Itachi shrugged, " I want to kill my clan, my brother won't have sex with me, those damned Chihuahuas of Kakashi's won't stop mooing,... and worst of all", Itachi paused for a moment, "I am now dressed as a giant Taco!".Naruto blinked and took a step back to admire the Itachi's current attire. Itachi who could normally be seen wandering Konohagakure in his ANBU uniform, which even Naruto had to admit made him extremly horney, was now dressed up as a giant Taco and wearing a sombrero. Naruto blinked again.
"well...that's great about killing your clan but... why are you dressed as a Taco?" He poked Itachi's... stomach ((*cough cough*)) Itachi growled,
" Because my father got this really bright fucking idea that I needed a job at a taco stand called 'El Taco', and apparently i'm their new mascot ' Senore Fish Taco'!" Itachi let a disgruntaled groan escape from his mouth and continued on with his tangent, " How will anyone be able to see my extremly well toned and sexy body in this getup?! AND STOP POKING MY STOMACH USURAKONTAICHI!!!!...your making it...hard." Naruto stoped his assault of pokes to notice a rather large object poking threw the Taco suit
"..."Naruto looked at the lump and poked at it twice as if a cat toying with a ball of yarn.
"uhhh...Itachi...what's that?"
As he asked this question Naruto felt a strange tingle in his balls and a lump of his own began to form ((hehehe^^)) Itachi stared blankly at Naruto for a moment until looking down to the long object in his pants ((whether he is wearing pants at all though I have no idea...)) that was straining to be freed. Itachi chuckled and reached into his 'uniform'
"Ohh..you mean this?", Itachi said as he pulled from the confienment of the taco a
long yet slender... katana ((?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!*disapointment*))
" I keep it aroud in case I have the sudden urge to decapitate one of my clan-mates.." Itachi's eyes found there way down to the buldge of Naruto's lump, Itachi reached down and poked it a couple of times.
" Now what's in your pants Naruto-Chan?", asked Itachi as he let a seductive grin cross his face. Naruto blushed and turned away from Itachi's face,
"Uhhh...nothing...uhhh...need to train some more...have to be better than Sasuke." Itachi watched the young Naruto as he ran off like acrazed maniac on crack
"Ohh! that was no fun at all!", Itachi pouted," But i'll fix that.." itachi giggled like a little girl before he made the hand signs of teleportation and dissapeared.
TBC...
Kameko: Oi! I finally typed the first chapter of our ficcy!
Jisu: Yeah! next chapter is filled with tons of mindless fucking!
Kameko:*lechorous giggle* Oh yes.. we can't leave Itachi...unfulfilled...
Next Chapter! Breaking the Ice! filled with tons of uber hot yaoi boy sex!