Pin the Tail on the Donkey

Title: Pin the Tail on the Donkey
Author: Moonep
Pairings: SasuNaru
Warnings: Shounen Ai, Yaoi, Lemon! (Boy x Boy Naughtiness)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I only wish I were Masashi Kishimoto…
Summary: Naruto is the Hokage and a very busy man, and Sasuke can't wait any longer to get what he wants.
Author’s Note: This story is sort of an AU, where Sasuke doesn’t turn evil and all that good jazz.


“Hokage-sama!” Naruto looked up from some papers to regard a face with two thick, black eyebrows. It seemed that no matter how often he saw them, he couldn’t get used to the odd look.
“Yes, fuzzy-brows?” The two previously mentioned eyebrows that marked Rock Lee apart from any other shinobi in the village drew together in worry.
“Sasuke is acting strange... very strange.” He put his hand up to his mouth to give a polite cough. “Sakura-chan told me to report to you that quote, ‘Sasuke-kun is calling for you, Naruto, and I highly doubt the encounter will be pretty. He’s grinning like a madman; however, he refuses to tell anyone why he wishes to see you, and he will not allow anyone else but you near him. He nearly chipped on of my nails when I tried to! Anyway, he wishes to see you at his place right now, and I would highly advise it that you go, it seems important.’”
The Hokage stood up and placed the papers on his desk, he hadn’t really been reading them anyway, and gave a devious grin; this is exactly what he needed! An excuse to leave the office! They hardly gave him any breaks, and boy did he need one now. He stood up and suddenly he was out of the room and to Sasuke’s living room.
“Sasuke, are you here? I came, just like you asked!”
Naruto’s whiskered cheeks went up a little bit as he grinned and decided to make it sound like Sasuke had interrupted him, “This better be important, because I was busy.”
All of a sudden the raven haired man stood directly in front of Naruto, only centimeters away from his face. “You called, dobe?”
So called dobe glared at the older man, “I did not call; you called me, now what...” The blonde stopped and stared at Sasuke as he began undressing him with the smile of a madman, a very scary looking smile that made Naruto’s spine shiver, “... what are you doing!? This is no time to be undressing me, I have work to finish!”
Lips met lips, and Naruto closed his eyes as he felt his body melt into Sasuke’s – damn adulthood and hormones – as his clothes were removed one article at a time. A moan escaped his mouth before he could stop it, and a hot, wet tongue slid into his mouth and claimed dominance instantly.
Slowly, agonizingly, after he was naked as the day he was born and the older Jounin had allowed him to break the kiss, he pushed away and looked the other man in the eyes.
“You’re horny,” was all he needed to say. It wasn’t hard to guess, since he had been so busy they hadn’t been able to even see each other for two weeks besides when he had to assign him to missions. Ah, the good ol’ days when they could screw each other silly all day long.
Naruto blinked for an instant when he noticed Sasuke had disappeared, but didn’t have time to look for him as something hard pressed up against him. The blond turned around in surprise and saw the object of his search standing there in nothing but a blindfold to cover his eyes.
“Pin the penis on the Hokage,” Sasuke purred into the younger man’s ear. He blinked, surprised at what Sasuke had said, but didn’t have time to contemplate the words as the other man’s hips jerked forward, his hard member searching for the object of its arousal, Naruto’s ass.
Walking back a little ways he watched as the Jounin ran around, hips thrust forward, and couldn’t help the small laugh that would doubtless give his position away. To his horror, Sasuke used the speed he had acquired from many years of ninja training to get right next to Naruto, and grab him before he could run away again.
“You’re the donkey, and I must pin the tail on the donkey. Only now it’s Pin the Penis on the Hokage. I’ve waited long enough for this, Naruto,” His raven hair fell in silky waves as he pulled the blindfold off. “I’m going to fuck you all night long and then some! You’re going to be so sore tomorrow you won’t be able to move!”

Sasuke grinned maliciously as he pushed his prize against the living room wall and knelt down so he could play with his pet’s manhood. His tongue flicked out like a snake’s to tease the slit of the blonde’s erection. A shiver ran through Naruto’s body at the playful touch, and he grimaced, “Sasuke... please don’t tease me like that!” He felt the man gasp and then begin to whimper as he lightly brushed his index finger against his balls, and smiled knowingly as the penis in front of his face reached full capacity; it seemed his lover did want him, and badly. “Please... Sasuke, you’re right, it’s been too long. I want you... now!”
“Oh no no no, my precious Hokage, I’m going to make you suffer for making me wait so long.” He moved upward slowly, licking, sucking and biting the length of Naruto’s abdomen up to his chest to tease his nipples, and eventually to the dobe’s neck to mark his territory multiple times, to end at his lips in another breathtaking kiss, and finally work his way back down to give his superior a full on blowjob.
“Sa... Sasuke.” Taking the hint that Naruto was reaching his limit, the Jounin licked his fingers and inserted them into the younger mans rectum. He cringed slightly, having to get used to the feel again, and moaned when Sasuke began to move his fingers in and out slowly.
“Ready?” The blonde nodded, eyes closed and panting. Sasuke grabbed Naruto’s left leg and draped it over his right shoulder so he could have easier access, and plunged swiftly into him. “Oh God, so fucking tight!”
The raven-haired man began pumping, his partner returning the thrusts with perfect rhythm. He moaned out loudly as Naruto’s entrance swallowed him whole, and kissed Naruto passionately to absorb the sweet sounds coming from him.
The blonde used the hard, cold wall for support, their bodies rubbing against each other in sweet ecstasy creating enough heat to warm the entire room.
Suddenly Naruto screamed, piercing the room with sound, after Sasuke hit his special spot with one last, powerful thrust. His body convulsed and seed shot out of his erection to cover Sasuke. The sudden orgasm made him tighter, squeezing the older man and bringing him over the edge as well, seed flowing into the Hokage.
He pulled out of the blonde slowly, both falling to the floor, Naruto’s back rested against the wall, and Sasuke rested against the younger man’s chest.

Knock-knock-knock... Knock.

“Hokage-sama, where are you? Why aren’t you answering your door? Did you fall asleep again!?” Kiba opened the door to the Hokage’s office and looked around. “Damn it! You’re skipping out on your duties again aren’t you!?” He growled to himself and walked back out the door, fuming. Where could that damn man have gotten to this time?