Domo Domo Ninja
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,368
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Domo Domo Ninja
Disclaimer: Ok last time we checked we did'nt won Naruto or any of it's characters...but Me and Nekoko do in fact own ((well not really considering the facts that they are live people...)) Six of the characters...you'll know them when you see them...actully...us...oh well don't sue us because we are all poor obssesive fan girls!
Note: ((anything in here is some random thought by the authors...))
*Domo Domo Ninja*
By: Kameko & Nekoko
Footsteps could be heard outside of the classroom, as the members of cell 69 anxiously awaited the arrival of there sensei. Cell 69, which consisted of the semi-retarded Kyuubi vessel, Uzumaki Naruto. The extremly hot yet homicidal Sharingan heir, Uchiha Sasuke.... And Hiromi, who had replaced Sakura as the psychopathic flat-chested perv who lusts after Sasuke, because apparently the pink-haired nut job had met an extremly violent and slow death after she was ingested by a "rabid human-eating wolf".(( Sanami still has indegestion...)) Finally the moment arrived, the door of the classroom swung open and in walked in two large cows((i.e. Kameko and Nekoko...))one of whom had the most insanely tacky dyed hair in the most grotesque shade of blue one could imagine, a brown guinea pig who possesed an orange butt, and a seemingly sick "wolf" whose coat was a sleek siver with splotches of black across her back. The sound shinobi, who happened to be wearing a very risque french maid costume and knee high *faux* leather boots with steel stilettos, smiled at the three newly ordained gennins and started to speak,
"Greetings Idiots, homicidal maniacs, and flaming pervets! You may call me Nekoko-sensei! and that's Kamko-sensei", she said pointing to the ninja form Sunagakure who was dressed in a black floor lenght trench coat.
"Don't forget us!", Cried the orange butted rodent on the sound shinobi's shoulder.
"Ah yes, this is Piggkun and Sanami-chan", she said gesturing first to her furry companion and then the majestic ((but gaseous)) wolf at her silent and mysterious partners side.
" I think i'm gonna hurl! 'cherry blossoms' always make me sick!", Sanami grumbled while Kameko-sensei bent down to patt her on the head.
"Nekoko-sensei", Naruto asked while raising his hand high into the air.
"Yes, my idiot child?" she replied patting him on his little blond head.
"Why are you dressed like a prostitute?", He asked rather blatently.
" DO YOU WANT YOU GENETAILIA IMPALED BY MY STILETTO, GAKI?! ", she growled.
"N-no!", Naruto cried slinking into a far corner of the classroom. Sudddenly Kameko-sensei transformed into Kakashi and said in a ridiculously serious manner:
"My first impression of you is: I hate you."
Hiromi and Sasuke fell over backwards, their legs twitching from the shock while Naruto gaped at the sand-nin as she returned to her normal body.
"What?!", she said not understanding why her technique had not worked, " We needed some comic relief!"
" Okay chitilins!", Barked Nekoko, who was still suprised at her friend's sudden attempt to be 'funny', " It's time for our first 'mission' Come! we sahll now travel to the secret base in the woods!"
"Uh-oh... I know whats going to happen now..." , Piggkun muttered as he glared at his mistress and her partner as they gave each other lecherous grins while nudging each other with their elbows...
TBC...
Nekoko: *grins lecherously*
Kameko: finally chapter one is done hoot!!!!!!!
Nekoko: Stay tuned for ' Kameko and Nekoko's lil peep shack in the woods!'
Note: ((anything in here is some random thought by the authors...))
*Domo Domo Ninja*
By: Kameko & Nekoko
Footsteps could be heard outside of the classroom, as the members of cell 69 anxiously awaited the arrival of there sensei. Cell 69, which consisted of the semi-retarded Kyuubi vessel, Uzumaki Naruto. The extremly hot yet homicidal Sharingan heir, Uchiha Sasuke.... And Hiromi, who had replaced Sakura as the psychopathic flat-chested perv who lusts after Sasuke, because apparently the pink-haired nut job had met an extremly violent and slow death after she was ingested by a "rabid human-eating wolf".(( Sanami still has indegestion...)) Finally the moment arrived, the door of the classroom swung open and in walked in two large cows((i.e. Kameko and Nekoko...))one of whom had the most insanely tacky dyed hair in the most grotesque shade of blue one could imagine, a brown guinea pig who possesed an orange butt, and a seemingly sick "wolf" whose coat was a sleek siver with splotches of black across her back. The sound shinobi, who happened to be wearing a very risque french maid costume and knee high *faux* leather boots with steel stilettos, smiled at the three newly ordained gennins and started to speak,
"Greetings Idiots, homicidal maniacs, and flaming pervets! You may call me Nekoko-sensei! and that's Kamko-sensei", she said pointing to the ninja form Sunagakure who was dressed in a black floor lenght trench coat.
"Don't forget us!", Cried the orange butted rodent on the sound shinobi's shoulder.
"Ah yes, this is Piggkun and Sanami-chan", she said gesturing first to her furry companion and then the majestic ((but gaseous)) wolf at her silent and mysterious partners side.
" I think i'm gonna hurl! 'cherry blossoms' always make me sick!", Sanami grumbled while Kameko-sensei bent down to patt her on the head.
"Nekoko-sensei", Naruto asked while raising his hand high into the air.
"Yes, my idiot child?" she replied patting him on his little blond head.
"Why are you dressed like a prostitute?", He asked rather blatently.
" DO YOU WANT YOU GENETAILIA IMPALED BY MY STILETTO, GAKI?! ", she growled.
"N-no!", Naruto cried slinking into a far corner of the classroom. Sudddenly Kameko-sensei transformed into Kakashi and said in a ridiculously serious manner:
"My first impression of you is: I hate you."
Hiromi and Sasuke fell over backwards, their legs twitching from the shock while Naruto gaped at the sand-nin as she returned to her normal body.
"What?!", she said not understanding why her technique had not worked, " We needed some comic relief!"
" Okay chitilins!", Barked Nekoko, who was still suprised at her friend's sudden attempt to be 'funny', " It's time for our first 'mission' Come! we sahll now travel to the secret base in the woods!"
"Uh-oh... I know whats going to happen now..." , Piggkun muttered as he glared at his mistress and her partner as they gave each other lecherous grins while nudging each other with their elbows...
TBC...
Nekoko: *grins lecherously*
Kameko: finally chapter one is done hoot!!!!!!!
Nekoko: Stay tuned for ' Kameko and Nekoko's lil peep shack in the woods!'