This wasn't in the contract...
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Naruto › Threesomes/Moresomes
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
3
Views:
3,300
Reviews:
85
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
I didn't sign up for this!
Done for the sole purpose of parodying all those Sakura/whoever fics, and for the sake of...well...fangirling over a bunch of nekkid men. XD But fear not! There will be no boy on boy action, for all you male readers (and something of an apology to the yaoi fangirls who clicked on this hoping that I'd just left out the M/M in the description. No boyxboy love for you, sorry.)
But anyway...on to the (humorous) smut!
Chapter One: I didn't sign up for this!
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Sakura groaned, feeling uncomfortable in that way that only it being too warm underneath the blankets could bring. Shifting, she tried to kick the covers off, only to find that her movements were impeded by the fact that someone was lying on top of her. No, scratch that, at least two somebodies. Sakura's eyes snapped open as she realized that not only was she surrounded with someone's arms and legs draped over her, but she was naked.
OhmyGod, what happened last night?! She stifled the urge to scream as she took a moment to look around. A sense of relief overtook her as she recognized her surroundings. She was still at home, so being kidnapped and sold as a sex slave was definitely outruled. But that certainly didn't explain why her bedroom had turned into a mass of sleeping bodies. All of which were definitely male. And naked. She swallowed hard, her brain working furiously to recall the events of the night before.
The one nuzzling up to her side lifted his head, glaring at her from behind dark bangs. "Sakura, 'm trying to sleep..."
That deep rumble could only belong to one person, and Sakura's face flushed crimson as Sasuke rested his head on her shoulder again.
Did she mention he was naked?
Her heart pounded in her throat as he snaked his arm around her waist possessively, upsetting another arm, whose owner was apparently glaring past her sleepily. Sasuke was unfazed by it, but Sakura turned to glance up shyly at the owner of the powerful gaze. Silver-grey eyes reguarded her almost affectionately, and she felt cool fingertips brush across the underside of her breast, making her breath hitch.
"Good morning, Sakura-san." His voice was a deep purr, as smooth as the chocolate color of his hair and just as warm. His pale eyes closed and he let his lips brush across her cheek in such an open display of affection that made her pause, wondering what on earth had gotten into the two prodigies. But it was hard to protest their behaviour when they were lying...so...close...
OHMYGODWE'RENAKED! Sakura jolted into an upright position with an embarrassed squeak, yanking the blanket up to her chin. Her embarrassed squeal woke up the rest of the room's inhabitants, and her hand clamped tightly over her mouth as she tried to remember how to breathe, the blanket still clutched tightly to her chest.
"Sakura-chan, are you alright?" Lee looked much too sexy with his bowl-cut mussed and his eyes barely cracked open as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. Kiba used the bare space opened up to stretch languidly, yawning loudly and baring an impressive array of teeth.
"Che, woman, what's your problem? No need to scream so early in the morning. So troublesome..." Shikamaru scratched the back of his head, his hair down for once, making him look a lot older--and so much more sexy--than usual. Shino adjusted his glasses, a slight frown marring his smooth features as he watched her. Without warning, Sakura found her lap full of a bundle of too-much-energy as Naruto clung to her.
"Ne, ne, Sakura-chan, what's wrong? You okay?" Electric blue eyes so big and worried and oh, wow, when did he get that well-muscled? If her cheeks weren't the color of her favorite dress by now, they would be as she caught herself ogling her teammate. The boy in question was sporting a satisfied smirk at her reaction. Her eyes met his again and she scowled so fiercely that Naruto actually leaned back out of fear of bodily harm.
"What, pray tell, happened last night?" Sakura's tone had hit her no-nonsense level, and suddenly half the boys in the room found something else to look at.
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A/N: Well, hope you all enjoyed it. Comments and crits are always appreciated.
But anyway...on to the (humorous) smut!
Chapter One: I didn't sign up for this!
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Sakura groaned, feeling uncomfortable in that way that only it being too warm underneath the blankets could bring. Shifting, she tried to kick the covers off, only to find that her movements were impeded by the fact that someone was lying on top of her. No, scratch that, at least two somebodies. Sakura's eyes snapped open as she realized that not only was she surrounded with someone's arms and legs draped over her, but she was naked.
OhmyGod, what happened last night?! She stifled the urge to scream as she took a moment to look around. A sense of relief overtook her as she recognized her surroundings. She was still at home, so being kidnapped and sold as a sex slave was definitely outruled. But that certainly didn't explain why her bedroom had turned into a mass of sleeping bodies. All of which were definitely male. And naked. She swallowed hard, her brain working furiously to recall the events of the night before.
The one nuzzling up to her side lifted his head, glaring at her from behind dark bangs. "Sakura, 'm trying to sleep..."
That deep rumble could only belong to one person, and Sakura's face flushed crimson as Sasuke rested his head on her shoulder again.
Did she mention he was naked?
Her heart pounded in her throat as he snaked his arm around her waist possessively, upsetting another arm, whose owner was apparently glaring past her sleepily. Sasuke was unfazed by it, but Sakura turned to glance up shyly at the owner of the powerful gaze. Silver-grey eyes reguarded her almost affectionately, and she felt cool fingertips brush across the underside of her breast, making her breath hitch.
"Good morning, Sakura-san." His voice was a deep purr, as smooth as the chocolate color of his hair and just as warm. His pale eyes closed and he let his lips brush across her cheek in such an open display of affection that made her pause, wondering what on earth had gotten into the two prodigies. But it was hard to protest their behaviour when they were lying...so...close...
OHMYGODWE'RENAKED! Sakura jolted into an upright position with an embarrassed squeak, yanking the blanket up to her chin. Her embarrassed squeal woke up the rest of the room's inhabitants, and her hand clamped tightly over her mouth as she tried to remember how to breathe, the blanket still clutched tightly to her chest.
"Sakura-chan, are you alright?" Lee looked much too sexy with his bowl-cut mussed and his eyes barely cracked open as he rubbed the sleep out of his eyes. Kiba used the bare space opened up to stretch languidly, yawning loudly and baring an impressive array of teeth.
"Che, woman, what's your problem? No need to scream so early in the morning. So troublesome..." Shikamaru scratched the back of his head, his hair down for once, making him look a lot older--and so much more sexy--than usual. Shino adjusted his glasses, a slight frown marring his smooth features as he watched her. Without warning, Sakura found her lap full of a bundle of too-much-energy as Naruto clung to her.
"Ne, ne, Sakura-chan, what's wrong? You okay?" Electric blue eyes so big and worried and oh, wow, when did he get that well-muscled? If her cheeks weren't the color of her favorite dress by now, they would be as she caught herself ogling her teammate. The boy in question was sporting a satisfied smirk at her reaction. Her eyes met his again and she scowled so fiercely that Naruto actually leaned back out of fear of bodily harm.
"What, pray tell, happened last night?" Sakura's tone had hit her no-nonsense level, and suddenly half the boys in the room found something else to look at.
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A/N: Well, hope you all enjoyed it. Comments and crits are always appreciated.