ICHA ICHA KITSUNE

INTRO

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto

Okay people I have some bad news. Because of my own stupidity I couldn’t figure out a good story line for the Shizune/Naruto pairing I promised you. Yeah I know I’m a dumbass. And I’m also sorry for not updating lot of shit happen and not to mention having writers block. But this doesn’t mean I going to stop writing stories, and fulfill your requests. Now I’m going to explain what this is about for the ones who don’t what the hell is going on. I’ve created Icha Icha Kitsune to fight all the Naruto yaoi fic’s in this site because there is too damn much of it.

This is how it’s going to work on chapters:

Ch. I = if you see this it means this story is only one chapter.

Ch. II a = if you see a letter next to the numeral this means this story is going to have multiple chapters. How many I don’t know let it be a surprise.

Dialogue:

“ ” = talking

‘ ’ = thinking

( ) = action

Now here’s the fun part of Icha Icha Kitsune. Not only will I put pairings that I thought of. But you the fans can request what pairings you want to see and I will fulfill your request. In other words you the fans ask what you want to see and I will put it on Icha Icha Kitsune. As for your choices you have…ANY WOMAN YOU FUCKING WANT!!! I also will do threesomes, foursomes, and other goodies. But there might not be a Sakura/ Naruto pairing because to tell the truth I think Sakura is slut that should be burned in the stake. However if there is a high demand for this pairing I will swallow my pride and make it.

Again I am sorry for not coming up with a Shizune/ Naruto pairing. But I can promise you a Naruto/ Kin ,the sound girl from the chunnin exams, by the weekend.

But don’t wait for me my perverted allies. Create your own Naruto pairing’s to fight the overwhelming yaoi’s.

Remember it’s you, me against the yaoi world.

(Puts on army helmet)

We attack in dawn.