One fucked up exam

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OK! My first time uploading anything I've written to the www. Hope you'll like it.
This here is the first chapter of a series im going to start, hoppefully I'll get to... Maybe 10 chapters or something.
Most influenses come from redslivers amazing lemon "The Next Exam" (recomended reading!), which you'll
see by yourself as this progresses. If you really liked redsilvers lemon, you'll (hopefully)
like mine too, since their pretty much the same setting.
Im not very fast at writing and coming up with things fast, so expect uppdates at least once a weak, and if im on a roll, twice.
So without any further delay, I present to you... "One fucked up exam" (Yeah I know it's a ripp off)

I do not own Naruto or any characters within it, It's just pure coinsidece that I fuck around with someone named Hinata, all, day, long.
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One fucked up exam - by brighty

Chapter 1 - Eetchi and itching

He had invited her months ago, and this was how she had ended up spending her Saturdays ever since the day Naruto had left Konoha village, with one of the three legendary Saninns as his new master and teacher.
The Hyuuga kunoichi looked at her opponent in anticipation.

He sat under a tree, forming something that looked like a box with his hands.
She was bathing in sweat from all the exhausting running and constant dodging. They had started at noon and soon the sun would stand in zenith.

”That's my best chance” The Hyuuga heiress thought, with the eyes which signified her as that, directed at the boy.

Her attacks so far had been proven worthless, If she tried to confront the shadows master, she would immediately be chased off by the creeping shadows at his control. If she could come as far as proximately ten feet from him, then she could use her not fully mastered form of the 64 Divination. Since she couldn’t seem to master it as good as her cousin Neji or her little sister Hanabi (which had both helped her greatly getting as far as she had), she could only get 16 accurate hits in the tenketsu system, and only use it at half the range.

That’s mostly what this was all about, mastering the Divination.
But with this kind of fighting, that required some kind of range type attacking, she had developed something that maybe made her more special that Neji. Trough rigorous training she could now inflict damage to the tenketsu a little more than 15 inches from her palms, like invisible darts she could eject chakra from her fingertips.

However… Shikamaru was well aware of that and kept his eyes on her hands at all time.
It was he who had offered her help with training all those months ago, but he didn’t think she would take it this seriously. She had accepted the help, knowing that it could be good to get some tips from the newly promoted chuunin.
Knowing that she usually sneaked around following Naruto and Iruka-san eating at Ichiraku’s at Saturdays, had made him doubt her potential as well.

”What could he be thinking all of the time, sitting like that.”
It had felt almost taunting the first times she fought him, thinking that Temari must have felt the same way fighting him in the finals of the chuunin exams.
But she had got used to it, respecting his way of thinking everything through, Shino was usually the same, but she had never dared to fight him.

He looked directly up into the sky, facing the sun.
”It will come soon. That’s your chance.”

”I know…” Was all she had to say, nodding slightly at the same time.

She acted casual, but without warning she charged an offence against his resting spot under the tree, thinking doing something unexpected would probably get her a bigger advantage.

Slightly taken off guard Shikamaru didn’t react until Hinata had gained several steps of land between them in her advance.

”Kage mane no jutsu!” The shadows quickly crept out of the trees and aimed at the assailant.

She had to be extremely swift in dodging and jumping. The training had given her 100% knowledge about where her shadow would fall in all angles of the sun, full concentration was required to go against someone like Shikamaru in a fight.
Hinata was a few steps away from the required minimum of her Divination, again, Shikamaru was well aware of that.
A pearl of sweat was forming on his forehead, even if they were only training, they usually kept going on until one of them dropped uncusious or couldn't move.

”Man how bothersome… I have to get this over with.”

Twelve feet away from her she saw the boy reaching for his kunai holster. Readying herself to dodge maybe one or three daggers that would come slicing trough the air toward her.
But they never came, only thing she saw was a small light in the distance, and suddenly couldn’t move.

”A flashlight, It’s so God damn stupid. Why didn’t I ever think of this before?
Maybe too obvious…”

Shikamaru held the flashlight in one hand and the other one in front of it, forming thin, long shadows all around the panting girl.
Her Byakugan forming a face of shock and disbelief.
He walked closer to her, so that he wouldn’t need the flashlight anymore.

”Can we call It a day? I have some other plans.” The shadows user said and scratched the back of his head, not thinking about that his partner did the same because of him.
He looked down for a moment and used his hand down front to please another itch he had, looking up again at Hinatas female form, touching herself and looking slightly embarrassed, maybe a little pleased as well.

”What the hell are you doing!?” He exclaimed.

”Shi… Shika-kun. I-I... I’m, I-I mean… You… mmmhhh…” A soft moan slipped past her small lips.

He looked surprised but still lazy like only he could, his eyes traced down slowly to his crotch, where his balls was still itching.

”HOly Hokage and his three Sannins!”
The ninja boy exclaimed, jumping backwards as if trying to escape his own hands.
As if to check everything was fine, he looked upon Hinata once more, finding her almost groping her right breast.

”Poor Shika-kun…” The Hyuuga tought… Right before she slapped herself in the face, hard enough to almost knock her of her feet, then starting to punch the knuckles of her right hand at her forehead.

”Um… *ouch!* Shika-kun… *ow!* … The jutsu… *ouch again!*”

Shikamaru stopped his knuckles inches from his forehead, a string of pink spread across his face as he thought:
”How come I get stupid in these kind of situations?”
The second time Temari had asked him for a rematch he had given in. That fight also was ended with his shadow skills, something… a lot like this situation had occurred, and as he freed Temari she had jumped him, leaving him one virginity short.

The typical seal was formed in his hands.
”Kai!”

Hinata fell to her knees, feeling the overwhelming sense of embarrassment flushing trough her face.

He could see that she wanted to disappear into the ground, and he didn’t want the conversation that probably would come next.

”Damn! how bothersome, It’s that late already.”

Hinata looked into his eyes as he spoke once again.

"Eeehmmm… Look, Hinata… I’m in a rush. You think we can take this later, tomorrow?”

Her face once again turned to the ground, studying something that made her think of Shino for a short while. Ants carrying away a larger dead bug to their ant hill to feed on. Shino loved to look at insects and thier social habits. Getting of the situation at hand had made her stop flushing.

”Look, even if it is troublesome. I’d like to clear this misunderstanding up… But I don’t have time now.” His voice was low on the last sentence, even if she couldn’t dare to look at them, his eyes had a tone of pleading-for-forgiveness to them.

”I. It’s… I-I’m…” She cursed the way she always stuttered when she got nervous, and tried to spit it out, but couldn't.

”Sorry Hinata, gotta go.” Like a gust of wind he was gone.

It was commonly known that Shikamaru couldn’t talk to the opposite sex about anything except strategies, board games and battle jutsus.
”He probably just wanted to shrug this off.” She thought as she rose to her feet, looking around herself.

”Byakugan!” She scanned the nearest 500 meters for anyone but herself, Shikamaru was already far off, and the only thing left was two deer’s and other small wildlife.


She walked slowly to where Shikamaru had been sitting earlier and sat down leaning against the tree. The grass was still green and soft, uncommon at this time of the year. Summer was almost over, and autumn stood waiting for the first leaf to lose its green colour, soon the grass would be grey and lifeless as concrete.

It felt awkward considering this, but she needed it, badly. Shikamarus ”itching” had taken effect on her hormones, her hands had already given in to them, caressing along her thighs, seeking the dampness between her legs.
She eagerly unbuttoned her sweaty training pants and reached inside her white cotton underwear, past the small patch of black pubic hair, starting to rub with her entire hand at her wet clit. Drifting away into her favorite, and only, sexual fantasy.

Naruto had her pinned to the ground in the meadow with tall, green grass. They where both panting heavily after the fight.
He whispered her name in her ear as he licked at the lobe of it, worked his lips down her neck, to the hollow in her throat. His left hand buried itself into the hair of her neck, his lips kissed it’s way over her chin, to finally connect their mouths in a deep, passionate kiss.

”Naruto-kun…” She whispered to herself, the grass beneath, and the tree at her back. Forcing her hand to stop it’s ministrations, and instead used a finger to work in circles at the small nub over her opening.

The boy with whiskers striped cheeks used his free hand to pull down the zipper at her thick jacket. He slid the hand under the mesh, and the dark purple long-sleeve she used while training, his hand felt rough and hard from all the rigorous training he had endured since childhood.

”Oohhmmmn…” Her free hand worked the zipper of her jacket down, she did as she had fantasized and slid under her clothing to envelop her right breast.

He played with it and lightly pinched at the nipple.

”Aaahh!”

The blond genin advanced his kissing by licking over her lips, begging to enter them,
she welcomed his tongue to explore every corner of her mouth.
His tongue was so soft, and tasted slightly of ramen and pork ((She knew it was his favorite, so she had always imagined him tasting like that.)).

His hand stopped it’s groping of her breast, the fingers floating slowly over her belly, stopping only shortly as it came into the hollow of her navel, then snaked It’s way into her panties, touching her most sensitive spot.

”Aaahh… Aahhh… Aaaammnnn…” She slid her index finger past her lips as she had imagined him doing several times before. The last moan died out into a purr of ecstasy.

Her moans were muffled by his lips over hers, he inserted another finger to caress at the inner walls of her wetness. Her back arched upwards and her eyes shot open...
...Someone was standing there, watching the two lovers. Naruto wasen't bothered, and continued his ministrations. This wasn’t like she used to imagine it, why was he there? Why couldn’t she get him out off her head? Why did it feel so good knowing he was watching them? As she screamed in ecstasy her eyes never left the tall, dark haired silhouette. His eyes was fixed onto hers as well.

”Shika-kun… Naruto-kun… Aaahh!” The words just spilled out of her (Why did she say Shika-kun? Had she been fooling herself all this time? Sure, he looked good. But had she always felt like this about him?) She quickened the pace of her fingers that pummeled into herself, finding it feeling even better knowing Shikamaru was there in her fantasy.

Shikamaru bent down over her form. Grabbing one of the lonely breasts to caress it trough the cloths, and pinched the nipple of it hard, almost to the brink of painfully.

”Aaah, haah, aaah, haaaaaaaahhh, aaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!”
The orgasm was the most intense and long-lasting she had experienced under her short time with masturbation. As her fingers kept on moving inside her with a will of their own, she soon came a second time screaming the name of her childhood love, a third time screaming the name of her new found fetish.

Her hips and back arched in spasms against her fingers as the warm, fuzzy, tingling feeling left her body, to be replaced with drowsiness and exhaustion.
She stayed lying like that for a while, letting the whole experience sink into her memory forever.

After five minutes of almost falling asleep, she slid out the hand from her undergarments and licked them clean of her love fluids. It was probably totally sick, she knew that. But ever since the first time she had tasted herself, she always found great pleasure in knowing how good she tasted.

"It could be dangerous to fall asleep here, better get going." The Hyuuga thought as she stood up, pulled her pants back up and checked them for visible wet spots.

"I’m all good." she told herself and jumped of into the woods, heading for the Hyuuga compound.

(Maybe… *Gulp* Maybe… I should go to Shikamaru?) The girl asked herself, getting nervous just thinking about it.
(He wanted to talk and… and... no..... Yes! I will definitely go to him tonight! He might just disappear like Naruto-kun did, without me having the guts to say goodbye or tell him how I feel.
I’ve told myself now, and I can’t go back on my words. Because that’s mine, and Naruto-kuns way of the ninja!)

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Authors notes: So? What did you all think? Godly? Devine? Extravagant?
Plz rewiew, tell me what totally sucked/rocked (hmm.. that rhymes, mental note to self.).
Also big thanks to redsliver for proofreading this chapter. Some elements of the story would
have sucked or been non-understandable without his help (Think I got the sentences better now, no?).
Stay tuned, second instalment almost done, which will feat. (Puts on circus managers hat)
The three sand! Ino! An old hoe and her brat! Myssstery... A tequila race and a blowjob!
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