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Strip Tease

By: theyaoifairie
folder Naruto › General
Rating: Adult +
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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Strip Tease

Title: Strip Tease
Pairing: Sasuke X Naruto
Author's Note: This is funnier if you picture it in your head.
Rating: Depends on how much you picture!!
Warnings: OOC, for Sasuke at least. M/M.
Disclaimer: Naruto and Sasuke own each other, but the guy who stares at them is me. I mean, the guy who owns himself is Kashimoto Masashi, and the guy who watches them is Naruto and Sasuke. I mean, Sasuke owns me. No. I own Sasuke and Naruto watches while Kashimoto Masashi fucks himself. Okay, this time I got it. Naruto and Sasuke fuck each other, Kashimoto Masashi owns them, and I watch. Yes!

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"You ready?"

"Yes."

Naruto pushed the button on the boom box, and "Kinky Hot-Hot Beat in C Minor" began to pulse through the room.

Sasuke started, with great flair and seductive undulations, by taking off his headband and running his hands along his forehead like it was the naughtiest part of his body. Naruto laughed and rocked back and forth on his heels. He took off his, too, and held it between his teeth like a rose, but spat it out at the sweaty taste.

Still swaying back and forth, Sasuke slid his shirt over his head and let it slither down his back. Naruto shrugged off his jacket with a sexy pout, and then flung it off his body like a badass biker.

Sasuke couldn't think of anything really sexy to do while unbuckling his sleeves, but he thrust his hips a lot while he did it and then used his teeth to pull them off. Meanwhile, Naruto shimmied his undershirt off, swirled it in the air and flung it at Sasuke, grazing the top of his head.

They both unfastened their sandals and hurled them at each other.

They managed to synchronize unwrapping the bandages that held the throwing stars to their thighs fairly well, though the argument would continue for a long time afterwards over who had to slow down for the other one. They twirled the bandages around their heads and then both shoved down their pants/shorts at the same moment. For the next minute, they undulated their hips in time to the music in perfect sync with each other while gyrating their arms seductively above their heads. Then Naruto kicked his pants aside, and Sasuke did the same, aiming for Naruto.

Sasuke sat down on the bed and began to unwrap the bandages from his legs. Naruto took the opportunity to wash up in the bathroom and make some tea. He returned just in time for Sasuke to whip at him with the second bandage.

Naruto put down his teacup and ran his thumbs suggestively along the waistband of his underwear. Sasuke stood and mimicked the move, then on a silent one-two-three, they both whipped off their underwear and gave each other the full, circle-swinging monty.

Swaying their hips emphatically and waving their arms to the music, the two naked boys danced towards each other and then tangoed to the bed. They wrapped around each other on top of the blankets and began to make out. It seemed rather half-hearted, however, and after a few moments they pulled away from each other.

"Something wrong?"

"Naah, I'm just a bit tired."

"Me, too. Taking off all my clothes sure took a lot outta me!"

"Wanna sleep?"

"Sure."

The two naked boys curled up in each other's arms and were soon sound asleep.


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AHAHAHA! That's the first fic I've ever posted!! Please review, and don't be gentle-- constructive criticism will help me write better! :)