Dirty Girl Stories
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Adult ++
Chapters:
8
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4,011
Reviews:
60
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Dirty Girl Stories
Title: Dirty Girl Stories
Author: Roushutsu
Summary: When Ino throws a slumber party, she challenges the girls into writing smut of the boys.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Gaara/Lee, Kankurou/Naruto, Shino/Shikamaru, Chouji/Neji, Sasuke/Kiba
Feedback: desired
Characters: All the rookie characters, Gai's team, Sand Sibs, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Shizune
Author’s notes: It’s hard to think of ideas for yaoi stories and trying to stay away from the cliché’s, and this idea randomly came into my head when I was on my way to pick up candy. :P Ah, what sugar can do for a yaoi fangirl. Granted, this first chapter is introduction, but the next five will be nothing but lemons. For sake of argument, Ino, Sakura, and Hinata are 15, Tenten 16, and Temari 18, and Sasuke never left Konoha (none of them would want to write Sasuke lemons if he betrayed like the little bastard he is, IMO). ^_^ ENJOY!
*Disclaimer: “Naruto” is property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is non-profit fan work.
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Dirty Girl Stories
It was midnight at the Yamanaka home, and the home was filled with high-pitched giggling. It was the anniversary of Ino’s parents and they decided to take a week-long trip out to the Wave Country to celebrate. As a result, Ino was left to watch over the house and flower shop, and just like any teenager would do, she took advantage of this opportunity to throw a big sleepover.
Ino was telling perverted jokes, which caused Haruno Sakura to choke on her drink. Tenten and Hyuuga Hinata were giggling, the white-eyed girl’s cheeks a bright red. Even Temari was there; the golden-haired Jounin was making another trip to Konoha for peace reports and ran into Tenten, who told her of the sleepover. Temari, who should have acted like the proper adult that she was, was howling along with Ino.
Soon the girls went from telling perverted jokes to talking about the boys—more like an argument over sexy qualities they each held. “Sasuke-kun is the hottest one out of the whole bunch!” Sakura said.
“He’s got competition,” Tenten replied. “He may be brooding, but Neji just radiates sensuality.”
“No, no, no. Sasuke-kun is way cooler than Neji.”
“You’re delirious!”
The pink-haired girl turned to her yellow-haired friend. “Ino, who’s hotter?”
The Yamanaka scratched her head. “That’s…a tough choice. Both are pretty damn hot.” She then hung her head. “At least you girls have at least one hot guy on your team. Chouji and Shikamaru don’t have the most ideal qualities a woman can look for in a man.”
“Who would you consider to be hot on our teams, Ino?” Sakura asked.
“Well, Sasuke-kun and Neji are no brainers! Kiba is pretty hot too, when he doesn’t have that damn hood up.” Hinata blushed at the comment towards her teammate. “Gaara is quite the looker, and Rock Lee’s got a hot body on him.”
“You’ve got that right!” Tenten replied. “I always thought it was a dumb of Gai-sensei to give Lee that jumpsuit, but I’m glad he did now. Watching him train is a nice sight.” Tenten and Ino giggled at that.
Hinata gulped. “What about Naruto-kun? He’s got good qualities. And Shino-kun is kind to me.”
Ino shrugged. “Shino keeps a lot to himself, and now that I think of it, I’ve never seen his actual face. And Naruto…well….he’s Naruto.”
Hinata blushed once more. “But…I think he’s hot.”
Sakura eyed the girl. “I’ll admit that Naruto’s cute, but he’s no match Sasuke.”
The girls continued their conversation when Ino suddenly came up with an idea—a really dirty idea. “Girls, I just thought of something fun we can do tonight.” They looked at the yellow-haired girl. “We can settle this argument easily, but you’ve gotta be willing to put the effort into it. What if…we wrote about the guys?”
“What do you mean?” Temari questioned.
“Write the guys…” She then smirked, “having sex with each other.” The girls were silent for a moment, until Sakura began to laugh.
“I’ll take you up on that challenge! And I can write a better smut story than you!”
Ino smiled maniacally. “Mine’ll be so good, Kakashi-sensei will prefer mine over that blasted book he reads all the time!”
“If Sakura’s up for it, then it shouldn’t be too bad,” Tenten finally said.
“I can give it a try,” Temari replied.
Hinata gulped. “I-I hate being left out, so…I’ll try.”
Ino then grinned. “How about this? Let’s do a contest and see who can write the best sex scene. I’ll bake cookies for the winner!”
Temari looked at the girl. “Well, how do we decide on whom to write?”
“How about a box draw?” Sakura suggested. With that, Ino brought out two boxes, both filled with pieces of paper.
“In this box are names. We each pull out two names, then reach into the second box. In that box is a place for the sex.” Ino then reached into the first box and pulled out a name, “Lee.” Tenten squeaked at that. Ino pulled out a second name, “Gaara.” All the girls squealed at that when Ino reached into the second box. “And they are going to do it on the floor!”
Temari sighed in relief. At least she didn’t have to write about her scary younger sibling. Surely he would kill her if he found out about their new game. Ino then passed the boxes to Sakura. “I’ve got Naruto and Kankurou.” Temari cried in joy, relieved about not writing her other brother. “And I’ve got them doing it on a table.”
Hinata then took the box with trembling hands. “S-Shino-kun…!” Her face flushed red at that, while the others giggled. “A-And Shikamaru-kun…o-on a wall.” Sakura whistled at that, sending all the girls into yet another fit of laughter. Hinata then curled up in a ball, her face sweaty and beet red.
Tenten then took the box, then froze. “Neji…and…CHOUJI?!” All the girls, save for the flustering Hinata, were rolling on the floor, laughing.
“And where will they be getting nasty?” Ino asked between laughs.
“B-Bathtub?!” The laughing girls began to cry at that. “I demand a redraw!”
“You can’t! You gotta write what you drew, no matter what!” Ino replied.
Tenten sat in a huff while Temari looked at the last pieces of paper. “Sasuke and Kiba.” All the girls cooed at that. “And they’re on a bed.”
“That’s the most boring place of them all!” Sakura exclaimed.
Ino calmed herself down to grab sheets of paper and pencils. She handed the girls their writing supplies, then grabbed a timer. “Does one hour sound good for writing?” They all nodded as she wound the timer. “Alright, begin!”
The girls all began their writing, and before they knew it, the timer went off. Ino stood up, her writing in hand. “Alright, we’ll all read our stories, then judge how we did.” The girls all nodded as Ino cleared her throat.
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Yep, these are going to be interesting. And all the choices that the girls drew, I drew out of a box. My roomie and I were just cracking up with Chouji and Neji. That’s going to be a challenge. And we squealed with Lee and Gaara, cause we love that couple and found it ironic that we got that. :P
So here’s how it’s going to work. Each chapter from here on out is going to be the stories that the girls write. Once I write all the stories, you lovely reviewers can choose which story you liked the best, and Ino will make cookies for the girl who wins. ^_^ I’ll write smut for cookies any day, so it’s a fair prize to me.
So I hope you enjoyed this intro chapter, cause Lee and Gaara are coming up next! ^_^
Author: Roushutsu
Summary: When Ino throws a slumber party, she challenges the girls into writing smut of the boys.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing(s): Gaara/Lee, Kankurou/Naruto, Shino/Shikamaru, Chouji/Neji, Sasuke/Kiba
Feedback: desired
Characters: All the rookie characters, Gai's team, Sand Sibs, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Shizune
Author’s notes: It’s hard to think of ideas for yaoi stories and trying to stay away from the cliché’s, and this idea randomly came into my head when I was on my way to pick up candy. :P Ah, what sugar can do for a yaoi fangirl. Granted, this first chapter is introduction, but the next five will be nothing but lemons. For sake of argument, Ino, Sakura, and Hinata are 15, Tenten 16, and Temari 18, and Sasuke never left Konoha (none of them would want to write Sasuke lemons if he betrayed like the little bastard he is, IMO). ^_^ ENJOY!
*Disclaimer: “Naruto” is property of Masashi Kishimoto. This is non-profit fan work.
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Dirty Girl Stories
It was midnight at the Yamanaka home, and the home was filled with high-pitched giggling. It was the anniversary of Ino’s parents and they decided to take a week-long trip out to the Wave Country to celebrate. As a result, Ino was left to watch over the house and flower shop, and just like any teenager would do, she took advantage of this opportunity to throw a big sleepover.
Ino was telling perverted jokes, which caused Haruno Sakura to choke on her drink. Tenten and Hyuuga Hinata were giggling, the white-eyed girl’s cheeks a bright red. Even Temari was there; the golden-haired Jounin was making another trip to Konoha for peace reports and ran into Tenten, who told her of the sleepover. Temari, who should have acted like the proper adult that she was, was howling along with Ino.
Soon the girls went from telling perverted jokes to talking about the boys—more like an argument over sexy qualities they each held. “Sasuke-kun is the hottest one out of the whole bunch!” Sakura said.
“He’s got competition,” Tenten replied. “He may be brooding, but Neji just radiates sensuality.”
“No, no, no. Sasuke-kun is way cooler than Neji.”
“You’re delirious!”
The pink-haired girl turned to her yellow-haired friend. “Ino, who’s hotter?”
The Yamanaka scratched her head. “That’s…a tough choice. Both are pretty damn hot.” She then hung her head. “At least you girls have at least one hot guy on your team. Chouji and Shikamaru don’t have the most ideal qualities a woman can look for in a man.”
“Who would you consider to be hot on our teams, Ino?” Sakura asked.
“Well, Sasuke-kun and Neji are no brainers! Kiba is pretty hot too, when he doesn’t have that damn hood up.” Hinata blushed at the comment towards her teammate. “Gaara is quite the looker, and Rock Lee’s got a hot body on him.”
“You’ve got that right!” Tenten replied. “I always thought it was a dumb of Gai-sensei to give Lee that jumpsuit, but I’m glad he did now. Watching him train is a nice sight.” Tenten and Ino giggled at that.
Hinata gulped. “What about Naruto-kun? He’s got good qualities. And Shino-kun is kind to me.”
Ino shrugged. “Shino keeps a lot to himself, and now that I think of it, I’ve never seen his actual face. And Naruto…well….he’s Naruto.”
Hinata blushed once more. “But…I think he’s hot.”
Sakura eyed the girl. “I’ll admit that Naruto’s cute, but he’s no match Sasuke.”
The girls continued their conversation when Ino suddenly came up with an idea—a really dirty idea. “Girls, I just thought of something fun we can do tonight.” They looked at the yellow-haired girl. “We can settle this argument easily, but you’ve gotta be willing to put the effort into it. What if…we wrote about the guys?”
“What do you mean?” Temari questioned.
“Write the guys…” She then smirked, “having sex with each other.” The girls were silent for a moment, until Sakura began to laugh.
“I’ll take you up on that challenge! And I can write a better smut story than you!”
Ino smiled maniacally. “Mine’ll be so good, Kakashi-sensei will prefer mine over that blasted book he reads all the time!”
“If Sakura’s up for it, then it shouldn’t be too bad,” Tenten finally said.
“I can give it a try,” Temari replied.
Hinata gulped. “I-I hate being left out, so…I’ll try.”
Ino then grinned. “How about this? Let’s do a contest and see who can write the best sex scene. I’ll bake cookies for the winner!”
Temari looked at the girl. “Well, how do we decide on whom to write?”
“How about a box draw?” Sakura suggested. With that, Ino brought out two boxes, both filled with pieces of paper.
“In this box are names. We each pull out two names, then reach into the second box. In that box is a place for the sex.” Ino then reached into the first box and pulled out a name, “Lee.” Tenten squeaked at that. Ino pulled out a second name, “Gaara.” All the girls squealed at that when Ino reached into the second box. “And they are going to do it on the floor!”
Temari sighed in relief. At least she didn’t have to write about her scary younger sibling. Surely he would kill her if he found out about their new game. Ino then passed the boxes to Sakura. “I’ve got Naruto and Kankurou.” Temari cried in joy, relieved about not writing her other brother. “And I’ve got them doing it on a table.”
Hinata then took the box with trembling hands. “S-Shino-kun…!” Her face flushed red at that, while the others giggled. “A-And Shikamaru-kun…o-on a wall.” Sakura whistled at that, sending all the girls into yet another fit of laughter. Hinata then curled up in a ball, her face sweaty and beet red.
Tenten then took the box, then froze. “Neji…and…CHOUJI?!” All the girls, save for the flustering Hinata, were rolling on the floor, laughing.
“And where will they be getting nasty?” Ino asked between laughs.
“B-Bathtub?!” The laughing girls began to cry at that. “I demand a redraw!”
“You can’t! You gotta write what you drew, no matter what!” Ino replied.
Tenten sat in a huff while Temari looked at the last pieces of paper. “Sasuke and Kiba.” All the girls cooed at that. “And they’re on a bed.”
“That’s the most boring place of them all!” Sakura exclaimed.
Ino calmed herself down to grab sheets of paper and pencils. She handed the girls their writing supplies, then grabbed a timer. “Does one hour sound good for writing?” They all nodded as she wound the timer. “Alright, begin!”
The girls all began their writing, and before they knew it, the timer went off. Ino stood up, her writing in hand. “Alright, we’ll all read our stories, then judge how we did.” The girls all nodded as Ino cleared her throat.
*~*~*~*~*~*~
Yep, these are going to be interesting. And all the choices that the girls drew, I drew out of a box. My roomie and I were just cracking up with Chouji and Neji. That’s going to be a challenge. And we squealed with Lee and Gaara, cause we love that couple and found it ironic that we got that. :P
So here’s how it’s going to work. Each chapter from here on out is going to be the stories that the girls write. Once I write all the stories, you lovely reviewers can choose which story you liked the best, and Ino will make cookies for the girl who wins. ^_^ I’ll write smut for cookies any day, so it’s a fair prize to me.
So I hope you enjoyed this intro chapter, cause Lee and Gaara are coming up next! ^_^