When Icha Icha Got Banned...
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,161
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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When Icha Icha Got Banned...
Title: When Icha Icha Got Banned
Summary: Kakashi got a new hobby when Icha Icha Paradise got banned!
A/N: Oh woe! I finally cracked and wrote a totally meaningless and stupid crack fic. All thought up and done within 30 mins which is a record for a person like me.
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It was a fine day, warm and yet cooling, with the breeze kissing the earth, and the sky walking the clouds. The endless blue was reflected in one boy's similarly beautiful eyes as he gazed longingly into the heaven's distance, mesmerized for a moment before returning his peripheral vision to the ground with a long sigh. He kicked listlessly at the dirt floor, and whined to his listeners. "Anyone think Kakashi-sensei is going to come? He seemed devastated yesterday when Tsunande-baba officially banned Ero-sennin's hentai novels. What if he can't take the blow and decided to...!"
A neat blow was delivered to the blond's head before the sentence was completed. "Don't be stupid!" Sakura screeched, towering over the kyuubi-boy who had doubled over in pain.
"Sakura-chaaaan..." the loudmouth nin cried woefully with a baleful pout. "Itai naa..."
"Hn..baka." a stoic figure sitted under some trees commented.
"Nani? What did you say, Sasuke-teme!" Naruto whirled around to glare at the offender. His body tensed, muscles readying themselves for a fight when...
"Yo..." Two heads swiveled immediately to the familiar greeting, as the third team-mate just coolly looked up from under his lashes.
"You're late!" the only female present screamed habitually, and pointed an accusing finger at their sensei.
Simultaneously, the hyperactive blond yelled. "YOU'RE ALIVE!"
"You see, I was mourning for my beloved Icha Icha series..." the silver-haired jounin replied.
"..."
"..."
"..."
A crow flew by.
"Ah...sou desu ne, eh heh heh!" Naruto broke the silence, laughing uncomfortably at the tense atmosphere.
Minutes later, Kakashi finally recovered from his trance and sent the three chuunins to train. He then disappeared shortly after.
The whole afternoon soon seeped away to a dusky evening, and soon it was time to call it a wrap. However, the three nins were not dismissed without their shisou's permission.
"Search for him." Sasuke finally spoke his first complete sentence of the day.
Naruto was about to protest about the Uchiha's arrogant command, but then decided to let it go since they really have to find their perverted sensei if they want to go home.
Going separate paths, the three split up and went scouting for the said jounin.
Soon after, Naruto heard some familiar giggling near the stream and he went over to check it out. Lo and behold, he found Kakashi who was bent over in a crouch, gaze fixated on something on the ground. Unable to see clearly what was amusing the silver-haired guy, the kyuubi-host quietly walked about for a closer look. What he saw made his eyes went wide and his jaw dropped dramatically. He meeped and went running off to find the others.
"Oh. My. Gawd. Kakashi-sensei has lost his sanity!" Naruto rushed out his words to his team-mates after re-uniting with them. "He was down by the stream, giggling while watching two crickets mate!"
"..." Sakura fainted.
And Sasuke solemnly headed in the direction of the Sound Village.
"Oi, Sasuke-teme, take me with you!" the blond yelled desperately and went chasing after the Uchiha.
A/N: It could be longer but I got bored. Nevertheless, I know you're itching to feed me...Review!
Summary: Kakashi got a new hobby when Icha Icha Paradise got banned!
A/N: Oh woe! I finally cracked and wrote a totally meaningless and stupid crack fic. All thought up and done within 30 mins which is a record for a person like me.
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It was a fine day, warm and yet cooling, with the breeze kissing the earth, and the sky walking the clouds. The endless blue was reflected in one boy's similarly beautiful eyes as he gazed longingly into the heaven's distance, mesmerized for a moment before returning his peripheral vision to the ground with a long sigh. He kicked listlessly at the dirt floor, and whined to his listeners. "Anyone think Kakashi-sensei is going to come? He seemed devastated yesterday when Tsunande-baba officially banned Ero-sennin's hentai novels. What if he can't take the blow and decided to...!"
A neat blow was delivered to the blond's head before the sentence was completed. "Don't be stupid!" Sakura screeched, towering over the kyuubi-boy who had doubled over in pain.
"Sakura-chaaaan..." the loudmouth nin cried woefully with a baleful pout. "Itai naa..."
"Hn..baka." a stoic figure sitted under some trees commented.
"Nani? What did you say, Sasuke-teme!" Naruto whirled around to glare at the offender. His body tensed, muscles readying themselves for a fight when...
"Yo..." Two heads swiveled immediately to the familiar greeting, as the third team-mate just coolly looked up from under his lashes.
"You're late!" the only female present screamed habitually, and pointed an accusing finger at their sensei.
Simultaneously, the hyperactive blond yelled. "YOU'RE ALIVE!"
"You see, I was mourning for my beloved Icha Icha series..." the silver-haired jounin replied.
"..."
"..."
"..."
A crow flew by.
"Ah...sou desu ne, eh heh heh!" Naruto broke the silence, laughing uncomfortably at the tense atmosphere.
Minutes later, Kakashi finally recovered from his trance and sent the three chuunins to train. He then disappeared shortly after.
The whole afternoon soon seeped away to a dusky evening, and soon it was time to call it a wrap. However, the three nins were not dismissed without their shisou's permission.
"Search for him." Sasuke finally spoke his first complete sentence of the day.
Naruto was about to protest about the Uchiha's arrogant command, but then decided to let it go since they really have to find their perverted sensei if they want to go home.
Going separate paths, the three split up and went scouting for the said jounin.
Soon after, Naruto heard some familiar giggling near the stream and he went over to check it out. Lo and behold, he found Kakashi who was bent over in a crouch, gaze fixated on something on the ground. Unable to see clearly what was amusing the silver-haired guy, the kyuubi-host quietly walked about for a closer look. What he saw made his eyes went wide and his jaw dropped dramatically. He meeped and went running off to find the others.
"Oh. My. Gawd. Kakashi-sensei has lost his sanity!" Naruto rushed out his words to his team-mates after re-uniting with them. "He was down by the stream, giggling while watching two crickets mate!"
"..." Sakura fainted.
And Sasuke solemnly headed in the direction of the Sound Village.
"Oi, Sasuke-teme, take me with you!" the blond yelled desperately and went chasing after the Uchiha.
A/N: It could be longer but I got bored. Nevertheless, I know you're itching to feed me...Review!