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Arrgh! I dunno!
Waiting At A Bus Stop
I don’t know where they came from, I don’t where they’re going, all I know is…they’re waiting for a bus.
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Iruka wandered down the road miserably. The sky was spitting raindrops on him and there were no buses in sight.
Iruka moaned, his feet were soaked and muddy and he hated being dirty.
The area was deserted and Iruka trudged over to the bus stop feeling cold and damp, wishing that the government would build a bus shelter there, so that he would not have to risk catching the flu again.
Iruka waited and waited, the harder droplets of rain lulling him into daydream mode.
“Yo! Iruka!” A familiar voice called out, startling Iruka.
“Oh, hello Kakashi.” Iruka said dryly as the jounin walked over, with his usual ‘Icha Icha Paradise’ in hand.
“Aren’t you worried your books gonna get wet?” Iruka asked as Kakashi joined him in waiting for a bus.
“Nah! This is the laminated water proof edition.” Kakashi said happily, propping himself up against the bus stop sign.
Iruka stared off into the distance, wondering why the bus was taking so long and Kakashi continued reading his book.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
Iruka sighed and took off his bobble so that his hair fell limp around his ears.
Kakashi glanced up from his book, Iruka looked a bit like a girl…a very pretty girl.
Iruka ran his fingers through his hair and then tried squeezing it, to get the water out.
Kakashi shuffled over to Iruka and held his book over Iruka’s head.
“Heh…some rain shelter for you…” Kakashi mumbled smiling.
Iruka frowned, the book wasn’t really shading much except for his head, and the rest of him was still getting drenched.
“It’s okay Kakashi, its just rain.” Iruka grumbled, still looking out for the bus.
However, Kakashi didn’t move, he kept his book held over Iruka’s head, until his arms started to ache.
“Aww…man my arms ache…” Kakashi moaned, leaning his hand and book on Iruka’s head.
“Hey! You’re just gonna make my neck ache!” Iruka said pushing Kakashi away.
Kakashi grinned and slipped his book back into his pocket.
“Your neck aches?” Kakashi asked softly, “Want me to kiss it better?”
Iruka narrowed his eyes, “No thank you.”
Kakashi leaned over anyways and planted a few kisses on Iruka’s neck, before Iruka shrieked and ran over to the other side of the road.
“Kakashi! I said NO!” He grumbled, rubbing his neck.
Kakashi watched Iruka in amusement; “You look sexy with your hair down…especially ‘cause it’s wet.”
Iruka blushed and crossed his arms, “You stay away from me…Y-You sex fiend!”
“Ooh…I quite like the ring to that.” Kakashi smirked and took out his book to read again.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
It was still raining, Iruka was shivering and Kakashi was still reading.
“Damn it, where the hell is the bus?!” Iruka grumbled hugging himself, as goose pimples appeared on his skin.
“Are you cold Iruka?” Kakashi asked, without looking up from his book.
“N-No!” Iruka stuttered as he cursed himself for being so weak against Mother Nature’s weather.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
Itachi appeared, wearing that huge hat of his.
“Hn.” He said, as if mocking the other ninjas for not having a hat as nice as his to shelter them from the rain.
“Um…hi…” Kakashi said, as Itachi went and stood next to him, “…You waiting for the bus too?”
Itachi turned to face Kakashi and looked at him from under his hat, “I am waiting for Kisame and yes, I am also waiting for the bus.”
“O….kay….” Kakashi said, turning his attention back to his book.
Itachi peered over Kakashi’s shoulder and read some of the book.
“You’re into that sort of thing?” He asked monotonously.
“Um…well I suppose.” Kakashi replied, turning the page and reading some more.
“You like that pleasure?” Itachi said, his eyes boring into Kakashi.
“Well…that’s what pleasure is isn’t it? Y’know…enjoyable?” Kakashi, Itachi wasn’t blinking, that was creepy.
“You want that pleasure now?”
Kakashi raised an eyebrow, “What do you mean?”
“I can give you that pleasure.”
Kakashi gulped, “You what?”
Itachi raised his hat up at a slight angle, so Kakashi could see his eyes and those characteristic ‘Itachi lines’ around them.
“Happy mangekyo sharingan…” Itachi muttered.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
Iruka watched worriedly from the other side of the road as Kakashi dropped his favourite book and slumped to his knees in a mud puddle.
“Kakashi?” Iruka crossed the road cautiously, “Kakashi?!”
Itachi lowered his hat again and turned to face Iruka, “Hello Iruka.”
Iruka shivered and went over to Kakashi.
“Kakashi?” Iruka shook him by the shoulders, “Kakashi? Are you okay?”
“Hn.”
“What did you do to him?!” Iruka asked angrily.
“I used mangekyo sharingan…”
“YOU TORTURED HIM?!” Iruka said shocked, and desperately shook Kakashi.
“No.”
“Then what?” Iruka asked exasperated.
The rain finally stopped.
“I gave him 72 hours of pleasure…in the space of one second.”
Iruka sweat dropped and ripped Kakashi’s mask off.
Kakashi had a weird expression on his face, kind of a smirk missed up with shock, as his eyes were frozen open.
“Aah…Kisame…you made it.” Itachi mumbled as his shark comrade arrived.
Iruka frowned and tried to bring Kakashi back to consciousness.
“What did you do to the copy-ninja?” Kisame asked, sucking on a lollipop.
“I stuck my cock up his ass repeatedly for 72 hours.” Itachi said bluntly.
“Oh.”
“Why are you so late?”
Kisame shuffled his feet, “They were giving away free lollipops at the sweetshop…so I got one.”
“Where’s mine?” Itachi said in that monotonous voice again.
“Um…sorry, I didn’t get you one…” Kisame apologised, taking a red lollipop out of his mouth, “…um, you can have mine.”
Itachi’s eyes widened a fraction, “Strawberry?”
Kisame grinned and gave it to him, “Yeah.”
Iruka was now slapping Kakashi lightly in the face, “You idiot! Why’d you have to pass out? You left me alone with these two!”
“Hmm…Itachi-kun…” Kisame whispered to Itachi who was really enjoying his lollipop, “…now I’ve got nothing to suck on…”
Itachi said, “Hn.” and continued tasting the sweetness of his lollipop.
Kisame walked closer to Iruka, which startled him.
“Wh-What do you want?” Iruka looked up and asked worriedly.
Kisame bent down, “I want a replacement for my lollipop.”
Iruka backed away as he Kisame licked his massive shark mouth and moved closer.
“N-No! Get away!” Iruka yelled.
Kisame pressed Iruka against the wet concrete and ripped his pants off.
“N-No! No!”
Itachi smirked, the first sign of a real expression from him today.
“NO!” Iruka wailed as Kisame swooped down on him.
“N-N…” Iruka lost his words and gurgled instead.
“Ah…Ah…Aaaaaaaah…” Iruka moaned, he wasn’t feeling cold anymore.
Kisame stood up and licked his lips again.
“I think Iruka’s lollipop tasted better than that strawberry one.” Kisame smirked.
“Hn. the bus is coming.” Itachi said, moving the lollipop round in his mouth.
Itachi and Kisame got on the bus and left Iruka and Kakashi lying in the dirt.
O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o
I don’t know where they came from, I don’t where they were going, all I know is…the bus went without them.
I don’t know where they came from, I don’t where they’re going, all I know is…they’re waiting for a bus.
O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o
Iruka wandered down the road miserably. The sky was spitting raindrops on him and there were no buses in sight.
Iruka moaned, his feet were soaked and muddy and he hated being dirty.
The area was deserted and Iruka trudged over to the bus stop feeling cold and damp, wishing that the government would build a bus shelter there, so that he would not have to risk catching the flu again.
Iruka waited and waited, the harder droplets of rain lulling him into daydream mode.
“Yo! Iruka!” A familiar voice called out, startling Iruka.
“Oh, hello Kakashi.” Iruka said dryly as the jounin walked over, with his usual ‘Icha Icha Paradise’ in hand.
“Aren’t you worried your books gonna get wet?” Iruka asked as Kakashi joined him in waiting for a bus.
“Nah! This is the laminated water proof edition.” Kakashi said happily, propping himself up against the bus stop sign.
Iruka stared off into the distance, wondering why the bus was taking so long and Kakashi continued reading his book.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
Iruka sighed and took off his bobble so that his hair fell limp around his ears.
Kakashi glanced up from his book, Iruka looked a bit like a girl…a very pretty girl.
Iruka ran his fingers through his hair and then tried squeezing it, to get the water out.
Kakashi shuffled over to Iruka and held his book over Iruka’s head.
“Heh…some rain shelter for you…” Kakashi mumbled smiling.
Iruka frowned, the book wasn’t really shading much except for his head, and the rest of him was still getting drenched.
“It’s okay Kakashi, its just rain.” Iruka grumbled, still looking out for the bus.
However, Kakashi didn’t move, he kept his book held over Iruka’s head, until his arms started to ache.
“Aww…man my arms ache…” Kakashi moaned, leaning his hand and book on Iruka’s head.
“Hey! You’re just gonna make my neck ache!” Iruka said pushing Kakashi away.
Kakashi grinned and slipped his book back into his pocket.
“Your neck aches?” Kakashi asked softly, “Want me to kiss it better?”
Iruka narrowed his eyes, “No thank you.”
Kakashi leaned over anyways and planted a few kisses on Iruka’s neck, before Iruka shrieked and ran over to the other side of the road.
“Kakashi! I said NO!” He grumbled, rubbing his neck.
Kakashi watched Iruka in amusement; “You look sexy with your hair down…especially ‘cause it’s wet.”
Iruka blushed and crossed his arms, “You stay away from me…Y-You sex fiend!”
“Ooh…I quite like the ring to that.” Kakashi smirked and took out his book to read again.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
It was still raining, Iruka was shivering and Kakashi was still reading.
“Damn it, where the hell is the bus?!” Iruka grumbled hugging himself, as goose pimples appeared on his skin.
“Are you cold Iruka?” Kakashi asked, without looking up from his book.
“N-No!” Iruka stuttered as he cursed himself for being so weak against Mother Nature’s weather.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
Itachi appeared, wearing that huge hat of his.
“Hn.” He said, as if mocking the other ninjas for not having a hat as nice as his to shelter them from the rain.
“Um…hi…” Kakashi said, as Itachi went and stood next to him, “…You waiting for the bus too?”
Itachi turned to face Kakashi and looked at him from under his hat, “I am waiting for Kisame and yes, I am also waiting for the bus.”
“O….kay….” Kakashi said, turning his attention back to his book.
Itachi peered over Kakashi’s shoulder and read some of the book.
“You’re into that sort of thing?” He asked monotonously.
“Um…well I suppose.” Kakashi replied, turning the page and reading some more.
“You like that pleasure?” Itachi said, his eyes boring into Kakashi.
“Well…that’s what pleasure is isn’t it? Y’know…enjoyable?” Kakashi, Itachi wasn’t blinking, that was creepy.
“You want that pleasure now?”
Kakashi raised an eyebrow, “What do you mean?”
“I can give you that pleasure.”
Kakashi gulped, “You what?”
Itachi raised his hat up at a slight angle, so Kakashi could see his eyes and those characteristic ‘Itachi lines’ around them.
“Happy mangekyo sharingan…” Itachi muttered.
Drip. Drip. Drip.
Iruka watched worriedly from the other side of the road as Kakashi dropped his favourite book and slumped to his knees in a mud puddle.
“Kakashi?” Iruka crossed the road cautiously, “Kakashi?!”
Itachi lowered his hat again and turned to face Iruka, “Hello Iruka.”
Iruka shivered and went over to Kakashi.
“Kakashi?” Iruka shook him by the shoulders, “Kakashi? Are you okay?”
“Hn.”
“What did you do to him?!” Iruka asked angrily.
“I used mangekyo sharingan…”
“YOU TORTURED HIM?!” Iruka said shocked, and desperately shook Kakashi.
“No.”
“Then what?” Iruka asked exasperated.
The rain finally stopped.
“I gave him 72 hours of pleasure…in the space of one second.”
Iruka sweat dropped and ripped Kakashi’s mask off.
Kakashi had a weird expression on his face, kind of a smirk missed up with shock, as his eyes were frozen open.
“Aah…Kisame…you made it.” Itachi mumbled as his shark comrade arrived.
Iruka frowned and tried to bring Kakashi back to consciousness.
“What did you do to the copy-ninja?” Kisame asked, sucking on a lollipop.
“I stuck my cock up his ass repeatedly for 72 hours.” Itachi said bluntly.
“Oh.”
“Why are you so late?”
Kisame shuffled his feet, “They were giving away free lollipops at the sweetshop…so I got one.”
“Where’s mine?” Itachi said in that monotonous voice again.
“Um…sorry, I didn’t get you one…” Kisame apologised, taking a red lollipop out of his mouth, “…um, you can have mine.”
Itachi’s eyes widened a fraction, “Strawberry?”
Kisame grinned and gave it to him, “Yeah.”
Iruka was now slapping Kakashi lightly in the face, “You idiot! Why’d you have to pass out? You left me alone with these two!”
“Hmm…Itachi-kun…” Kisame whispered to Itachi who was really enjoying his lollipop, “…now I’ve got nothing to suck on…”
Itachi said, “Hn.” and continued tasting the sweetness of his lollipop.
Kisame walked closer to Iruka, which startled him.
“Wh-What do you want?” Iruka looked up and asked worriedly.
Kisame bent down, “I want a replacement for my lollipop.”
Iruka backed away as he Kisame licked his massive shark mouth and moved closer.
“N-No! Get away!” Iruka yelled.
Kisame pressed Iruka against the wet concrete and ripped his pants off.
“N-No! No!”
Itachi smirked, the first sign of a real expression from him today.
“NO!” Iruka wailed as Kisame swooped down on him.
“N-N…” Iruka lost his words and gurgled instead.
“Ah…Ah…Aaaaaaaah…” Iruka moaned, he wasn’t feeling cold anymore.
Kisame stood up and licked his lips again.
“I think Iruka’s lollipop tasted better than that strawberry one.” Kisame smirked.
“Hn. the bus is coming.” Itachi said, moving the lollipop round in his mouth.
Itachi and Kisame got on the bus and left Iruka and Kakashi lying in the dirt.
O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o
I don’t know where they came from, I don’t where they were going, all I know is…the bus went without them.