Phone Call Confessions

This is mainly a one shot based on the phone conversation had between Shikamaru and Chouji during the time of 'Do Over' Chapter 8, I hope you like it. Reviews as always are appreciated.


Disclamer: I don't own Naruto that honor is held by Masashi Kishimoto, I also don't own Harry Potter, Mr Malfoy, Spongebob, Squidward or Mr. Krabs they belong to their own awesome creators. I'm just a fanfiction writer doing this for fun.


Phone Call Confessions



Shikamaru lay down into the cushions of the couch in the office as he dialed Chouji's number. After a couple of rings he could hear the sound of his boyfriend's voice, "Hello, Chouji speaking?"

"What are you wearing?" he asked huskily into the phone.

Chouji chuckled at the question before asking, "Shika, is that you?"

The genius growled in annoyance at the delay, "I'll ask it again, WHAT are you WEARING?"

There was a pause on the other end of the line, "Hmm....is this about Naruto again...?" At the pause this time on Shikamaru's end, he sighed, "I see... One minute..." He got up, locked the door, and lowered the shades so that he could have some uninterrupted privacy in his room as he talked to his boyfriend. "Ok," he lay down onto his bed, "I'm ready, shoot!"

"Chouji!" Shikamaru growled at the long delay.

Chouji sighed, "Right... You wanted to know what I'm wearing," he paused to look down at himself in thought, "Do you want the truth or something made up, Shika?"

"Chouji..." Impatience was somewhat new to the genius, so he tended to not take it very well.

"Fine, fine..." Chouji grumbled, "I'm wearing my ‘Spongebob Squarepants’ pajama bottoms and a blue tank top. You?" he shrugged.

Shikamaru paused at the image that presented since he wasn't fond of watching cartoon shows like Chouji, "You DO know how unsexy that is right...?"

"What?" the bigger boy laughed, "Would you have preferred I said it was Squidward or Mr. Krabs?"

Shikamaru pounded the back of his head against a pillow in annoyance, "Forget it..." he sighed trying to replace the image of his boyfriend in cartoon sleepwear with that of black silk boxers. He sighed again in pleasure this time, 'Much better...’. "Well, I'm wearing a white t-shirt and jeans."

Chouji snorted in laughter at the image presented to him of his boyfriend’s normal work attire, "And you called my outfit unsexy? What...? No apron?"

Shikamaru growled in challenge, "You didn't complain about my outfit when we had sex last Friday in the back of your mother's van..."

The bigger boy blushed bright red at the memory, "Ok... That was sexy..."

The genius grinned at winning the small argument, "Tsch...of course. Now imagine my hand is moving up under your shirt and is massaging your nipple."

Chouji moved to caress himself under his shirt as Shikamaru directed, "Well, then I'm leaning in to kiss and suck at your neck.." He smiled remembering that his boyfriend liked him kissing there the most.

Shikamaru removed his shirt as he remembered how it felt to have his boyfriend's talented mouth move against his neck, "I see... Then let’s step it up a notch," he purred into the phone causing Chouji's toes to curl.

"Do tell..." he managed to say.

"Well, instead of just massaging your chest and tweaking those pink, delicious nipples of yours," Chouji moaned at the thought while closing his eyes and massaging his chest further, "I decide to take off your shirt," Chouji took off his shirt at the direction, "then I'll lick and suck at them like a Tootsie-pop," the genius purred suggestively.

Chouji gasped, "No, not the tootsie-pop..."

Shikamaru smirked hearing the gasp he moved to unbuckle his black belt and unbutton his pants, "Oh, yes... Then I decide to move down your body slowly paying attention to licking the crevices and sucking on that lovely innie button of yours." Chouji groaned at the words as he moved to caress the parts that Shikamaru was supposedly kissing. "Then I'll pull down those naughty undies of yours."

Chouji almost laughed at Shikamaru's naming of the aforementioned 'Spongebob' pajama bottoms but decided that if he wanted to finish this sex-capade he'd better not ruin the fantasy Shikamaru was making, "Go on..."

His boyfriend smirked not knowing what he'd avoided, "Well, what do you say about giving 'Mr. Potter' some attention?"

"Shika..." he moaned moving to massage his member at the genius’s words.

"Now 'Mr. Potter' has been very naughty and needs a good whipping and maybe a tongue bath..." Shikamaru smiled as he moved to give his own ‘Mr. Malfoy’ some attention, since he seemed to be up and begging for it since the incident in the kitchen and had only intensified since the talk with Chouji over the phone despite the mentioning of his pajama bottoms and whatever their design held earlier. He stroked the length in tune with his imagination as he told Chouji that he was slowly licking the tip of 'Mr Potter' as he gently pumped the bottom. Chouji gasped as his stroked his member at the images directed to him. They continued in this manner, each gasping and moaning to the combined images and touches both given and received between them while they were on the phone. Then in one glorious combined shout as their orgasms hit them, they cried each others’ names.

Chouji managed to recover his voice first, "Damn, Shika... You have to stop calling me like this..."

Shikamaru grumbled, "Blame Naruto," causing his boyfriend to laugh.

"Should we conference call next time then?" Chouji continued to laugh.

Shikamaru snorted at the obviously 'made just to be annoying’ comment, "You do, and 'Mr. Potter' can forget about Naked Twister Night with 'Mr. Malfoy’..."

And with that comment another phone sex-capade between the two was finished to be followed by more interesting times between the two later.

Well, that's the End of the One-shot of Phone Call Confessions. I may make one in the future involving the other characters or couples in 'Do Over', but not sure when that will be. As always thanks to LadyChimera for all her Excellent Beta help. Thanks again. Ja Ne.