Hook Line and Sinker
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
Chapters:
2
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Reviews:
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
2
Views:
1,086
Reviews:
15
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Hook Line and Sinker
Primary disclaimer: I do NOT own the Naruto-verse, its’ characters or clans, I merely utilize them for my own (and hopefully your) entertainment. I have precious little money to take, and I am making none on this endeavor anyways, so it’s not worth your time to sue me.
Secondary disclaimer: This story is 100% on crack and has boy on boy-turned-into-girl relations. You have been warned.
Hook, Line, and Sinker
“I like girls, Sasuke. I’m sorry.” The dark haired boy pouted and then slid into his normal demeanor, “Whatever. You barely even know what way is up on a girl. I bet you don’t even know where to stick…” Naruto blushed, “I do too! I just…haven’t…yet, that’s all!” Sasuke smirked, “So you’re a virgin?” Naruto’s blush darkened, “No! I mean, yes, I mean…” “So you don’t know for sure which you like better if you haven’t tried either, do you?” “I…! Shut up!” Then the blonde stormed off as Sasuke leered at his back. Oh yes, he would have him.
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“Ah! Excuse me!” Naruto bent over to pick up the nectarines that had fallen out of their arms when he had run into them. A lithe hand joined his in collecting the fruit, as a sweet, satiny smooth voice intoned, “No, it was my fault forgive me?” He looked up slowly. It was like one of those romance comics he read…er…made fun of. She was beautiful, all slim graceful curves and flowing ebony hair braided behind her. Her eyes were the color of the night sky, so blue as to appear black except in the right light, and her kimono that was dyed to match…it gaped open in the front ever so slightly as she bent over giving him an excellent view of the inner edge of her small firm breasts. He ripped his gaze away from her cleavage with great effort and gave her his cheesiest grin, “No problem, really.” She smiled shyly at him, a blush evident on her ivory-pale completion, “Maybe you’ll allow me to buy you lunch to make up…?” Naruto shook his head, “It’s no problem, honest. You don’t have to go spending your money on me.” She looked put out, “Oh, are you sure?” she looked at him, hope reflecting in her glistening eyes, “I know this great little ramen place…” she left the statement open as Naruto perked up “Ramen?” Sasuke smiled to himself as he led the idiotic blonde to the ramen stall. Bingo: hook, line and sinker.
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Secondary disclaimer: This story is 100% on crack and has boy on boy-turned-into-girl relations. You have been warned.
Hook, Line, and Sinker
“I like girls, Sasuke. I’m sorry.” The dark haired boy pouted and then slid into his normal demeanor, “Whatever. You barely even know what way is up on a girl. I bet you don’t even know where to stick…” Naruto blushed, “I do too! I just…haven’t…yet, that’s all!” Sasuke smirked, “So you’re a virgin?” Naruto’s blush darkened, “No! I mean, yes, I mean…” “So you don’t know for sure which you like better if you haven’t tried either, do you?” “I…! Shut up!” Then the blonde stormed off as Sasuke leered at his back. Oh yes, he would have him.
*
“Ah! Excuse me!” Naruto bent over to pick up the nectarines that had fallen out of their arms when he had run into them. A lithe hand joined his in collecting the fruit, as a sweet, satiny smooth voice intoned, “No, it was my fault forgive me?” He looked up slowly. It was like one of those romance comics he read…er…made fun of. She was beautiful, all slim graceful curves and flowing ebony hair braided behind her. Her eyes were the color of the night sky, so blue as to appear black except in the right light, and her kimono that was dyed to match…it gaped open in the front ever so slightly as she bent over giving him an excellent view of the inner edge of her small firm breasts. He ripped his gaze away from her cleavage with great effort and gave her his cheesiest grin, “No problem, really.” She smiled shyly at him, a blush evident on her ivory-pale completion, “Maybe you’ll allow me to buy you lunch to make up…?” Naruto shook his head, “It’s no problem, honest. You don’t have to go spending your money on me.” She looked put out, “Oh, are you sure?” she looked at him, hope reflecting in her glistening eyes, “I know this great little ramen place…” she left the statement open as Naruto perked up “Ramen?” Sasuke smiled to himself as he led the idiotic blonde to the ramen stall. Bingo: hook, line and sinker.
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