A day in a life of a jounin
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Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
4
Views:
1,103
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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A day in a life of a jounin
Chapter 1
I dropped my kunai…
”Good morning, my dearest comrades on my way of life at the springtime of my youth”
Lee shouted as he ran towards Ten Ten and Neji who were already sitting next to the memory stone in the training field.
“Where is Gai-sensei?” he asked after reaching his team mates, “He is usually firs to arrive, especially when it is such a youthful morning. The sun is shining brightly like a…”
“Shut up, you freaking workaholic”, Neji said to Lee with a mean gaze in his empty eyes.
“Well, good morning to you too, my lovely friend”, Lee answered. “Ten Ten, do you know where is our instructor in this hard yet hopeful path of our youth?”
“I don’t know”, the girl answered, “Neji said he wouldn’t come today.”
“But why!” Lee shouted from the bottom of his newly depressed heart, “Then who will guide us trough this hard and lonely day?”
“I don’t know”, she answered, “Do you, Neji?”
“It’s that ah-so-cool guy who’s usually teaching that bunch of workaholic brats team of Naruto and co. But it seems to me that he is running late, so I guess…”
“What?” Ten Ten shouted, “Why didn’t you tell me this before!”
“Why should I have? It seems to me that it doesn’t matter who will teach us as long as it isn’t Gai-sensei…”
“Neji, you idiot!” The girl yelled. “I’ll be back in a moment”, she said to Lee, “I live nearby so it shouldn’t take long to get changed.”
“But why”, Lee asked, “I thought those are your training clothes.”
Ten Ten obviously didn’t answer, as she was already running far away.
“What was that about?” Neji asked.
“I don’t know”, Lee answered, already missing Gai horribly in his heart. He sat down and they waited. And waited.
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After an hour Ten Ten came rushing back.
“He hasn’t arrived yet?” She asked.
“No”, Lee and Neji said, shaking their heads and trying to suppress their bleeding noses.
“What?” Ten Ten asked.
“I didn’t know you have a miniskirt”, Lee pointed out.
“I didn’t know anyone could have a top as small as the one you’re wearing now”, Neji pointed out.
”I thought you didn’t even own any make-up”, Lee said, “And that your hair would be shorter when it’s falling open.”
“And I though you were gay”, Ten Ten said and sat on the ground far from her team mates, who moved immediately closer.
“What made you think so, you beautiful flower in full bloom?” Lee asked. Ten Ten rolled her eyes and shook her head.
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After few hours Hatake Kakashi finally arrived, looking like something a cat had brought in.
“At last we have a sexy sensei”, Ten Ten whispered to Neji, who was now trying to look trough her shirt.
“See any interesting chakra points”, she asked with an extremely annoyed voice.
“No, but a very nice bra”, Neji answered, “A bra so amusing that I think I needn’t have to use byakugan to see it trough your shirt. I just wanted a closer look.”
It was now Lee’s turn to roll his eyes.
“Are you tired, sensei?” Ten Ten asked with a soft-spoken voice.
“Is that why you were five hours late?” Lee asked.
Ten Ten kicked him in the nuts.
“Don’t you dare to make fun of him, he’s obviously tired”, Ten Ten whispered as Lee was now lying on the ground.
Kakashi cleared his throat.
“As I mentioned Neji yesterday in the bar…” he started, “Your teacher Gai has challenged me to a competition.”
They all rolled their eyes, except Lee who was the only one besides Gai who thought that the eternal rivalry thing made any sense.
“As much as I’ve tried to avoid his suggestions…” (At this point Lee was nearly crying because of the violated honour of his beloved mentor. )“He spotted me yesterday and claimed that there isn’t anything new that I could teach to his team. I said that he was absolutely right, and he insisted me to prove it. So here I am, trying to teach you something new and trying to fail it at the same time. If I can’t teach you guys anything new, your sensei will do something totally stupid and completely unnecessary, I can’t recall what it was. So let’s get started. What’s the first thing in the morning that you guys do?”
“Five hundred sit-ups”, Lee sniffed.
“He’s lying”, Neji said, “We usually start by taking a nap. It’ll help us to concentrate later.”
“Okay…” Kakashi started only to realize that Lee was already doing sit-ups and Neji was already snoring.
“Ten Ten”, he said, “Your name is Ten Ten, right?”
Ten Ten nodded and Lee shook his head.
“Are you sure you can train with that skirt? I mean… I thought you would all be wearing green jumpsuits or something.”
“Oh, no sensei…” Ten Ten nearly moaned and shook her head so that her brown hair was moving on her
shoulders, “Green jumpsuits are for idiots.”
Lee fell down bursting into tears.
“Are you okay, Lee”, Kakashi asked. “I want Gai-sensei!” Lee cried banging the ground.
“He’s okay, he’s always like that at this time of the month”, Ten Ten said, “And I guess you are right about my outfit, sensei. I mean, I could train in a miniskirt, but I left in such a hurry that I forgot to put on my panties. Can you imagine?”
Kakashi nodded as his nose started to bleed.
“Oh, sensei, you are bleeding. How’s that possible?”
Ten Ten moved closer to Kakashi.
“Oops, I dropped my kunai”, she whispered throwing one knife over her shoulder. Kakashi’s nosebleed continued more rapidly when she turned over to pick up her kunai. “Oh, how clumsy of me”, Ten Ten continued, “I accidentally cut my blouse. And I’m usually so skilled with knives and bondage and such. I guess I have to get to my home, which is now completely empty, to take off my clothes.”
She crabbed Kakashi’s hand and started to pull him with her.
“You come too, sensei. Let’s get something cold or something hot for your bleeding nose. Your vest is blooded all over. And I do need you to teach me something I haven’t learned before…”
“But Ten Ten”, Kakashi started in his horror, “It seems to me that you are trying to seduce me…”
“Oh, how’s that, sensei?” She asked ripping her clothes more with her kunai.
“You are a bit too young, don’t you think?” Kakashi asked.
“I’m a year older than your students. It makes me nearly an adult, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, I guess you are right”, Kakashi
smiled. The girl grinned.
I dropped my kunai…
”Good morning, my dearest comrades on my way of life at the springtime of my youth”
Lee shouted as he ran towards Ten Ten and Neji who were already sitting next to the memory stone in the training field.
“Where is Gai-sensei?” he asked after reaching his team mates, “He is usually firs to arrive, especially when it is such a youthful morning. The sun is shining brightly like a…”
“Shut up, you freaking workaholic”, Neji said to Lee with a mean gaze in his empty eyes.
“Well, good morning to you too, my lovely friend”, Lee answered. “Ten Ten, do you know where is our instructor in this hard yet hopeful path of our youth?”
“I don’t know”, the girl answered, “Neji said he wouldn’t come today.”
“But why!” Lee shouted from the bottom of his newly depressed heart, “Then who will guide us trough this hard and lonely day?”
“I don’t know”, she answered, “Do you, Neji?”
“It’s that ah-so-cool guy who’s usually teaching that bunch of workaholic brats team of Naruto and co. But it seems to me that he is running late, so I guess…”
“What?” Ten Ten shouted, “Why didn’t you tell me this before!”
“Why should I have? It seems to me that it doesn’t matter who will teach us as long as it isn’t Gai-sensei…”
“Neji, you idiot!” The girl yelled. “I’ll be back in a moment”, she said to Lee, “I live nearby so it shouldn’t take long to get changed.”
“But why”, Lee asked, “I thought those are your training clothes.”
Ten Ten obviously didn’t answer, as she was already running far away.
“What was that about?” Neji asked.
“I don’t know”, Lee answered, already missing Gai horribly in his heart. He sat down and they waited. And waited.
________________________________________
After an hour Ten Ten came rushing back.
“He hasn’t arrived yet?” She asked.
“No”, Lee and Neji said, shaking their heads and trying to suppress their bleeding noses.
“What?” Ten Ten asked.
“I didn’t know you have a miniskirt”, Lee pointed out.
“I didn’t know anyone could have a top as small as the one you’re wearing now”, Neji pointed out.
”I thought you didn’t even own any make-up”, Lee said, “And that your hair would be shorter when it’s falling open.”
“And I though you were gay”, Ten Ten said and sat on the ground far from her team mates, who moved immediately closer.
“What made you think so, you beautiful flower in full bloom?” Lee asked. Ten Ten rolled her eyes and shook her head.
________________________________________
After few hours Hatake Kakashi finally arrived, looking like something a cat had brought in.
“At last we have a sexy sensei”, Ten Ten whispered to Neji, who was now trying to look trough her shirt.
“See any interesting chakra points”, she asked with an extremely annoyed voice.
“No, but a very nice bra”, Neji answered, “A bra so amusing that I think I needn’t have to use byakugan to see it trough your shirt. I just wanted a closer look.”
It was now Lee’s turn to roll his eyes.
“Are you tired, sensei?” Ten Ten asked with a soft-spoken voice.
“Is that why you were five hours late?” Lee asked.
Ten Ten kicked him in the nuts.
“Don’t you dare to make fun of him, he’s obviously tired”, Ten Ten whispered as Lee was now lying on the ground.
Kakashi cleared his throat.
“As I mentioned Neji yesterday in the bar…” he started, “Your teacher Gai has challenged me to a competition.”
They all rolled their eyes, except Lee who was the only one besides Gai who thought that the eternal rivalry thing made any sense.
“As much as I’ve tried to avoid his suggestions…” (At this point Lee was nearly crying because of the violated honour of his beloved mentor. )“He spotted me yesterday and claimed that there isn’t anything new that I could teach to his team. I said that he was absolutely right, and he insisted me to prove it. So here I am, trying to teach you something new and trying to fail it at the same time. If I can’t teach you guys anything new, your sensei will do something totally stupid and completely unnecessary, I can’t recall what it was. So let’s get started. What’s the first thing in the morning that you guys do?”
“Five hundred sit-ups”, Lee sniffed.
“He’s lying”, Neji said, “We usually start by taking a nap. It’ll help us to concentrate later.”
“Okay…” Kakashi started only to realize that Lee was already doing sit-ups and Neji was already snoring.
“Ten Ten”, he said, “Your name is Ten Ten, right?”
Ten Ten nodded and Lee shook his head.
“Are you sure you can train with that skirt? I mean… I thought you would all be wearing green jumpsuits or something.”
“Oh, no sensei…” Ten Ten nearly moaned and shook her head so that her brown hair was moving on her
shoulders, “Green jumpsuits are for idiots.”
Lee fell down bursting into tears.
“Are you okay, Lee”, Kakashi asked. “I want Gai-sensei!” Lee cried banging the ground.
“He’s okay, he’s always like that at this time of the month”, Ten Ten said, “And I guess you are right about my outfit, sensei. I mean, I could train in a miniskirt, but I left in such a hurry that I forgot to put on my panties. Can you imagine?”
Kakashi nodded as his nose started to bleed.
“Oh, sensei, you are bleeding. How’s that possible?”
Ten Ten moved closer to Kakashi.
“Oops, I dropped my kunai”, she whispered throwing one knife over her shoulder. Kakashi’s nosebleed continued more rapidly when she turned over to pick up her kunai. “Oh, how clumsy of me”, Ten Ten continued, “I accidentally cut my blouse. And I’m usually so skilled with knives and bondage and such. I guess I have to get to my home, which is now completely empty, to take off my clothes.”
She crabbed Kakashi’s hand and started to pull him with her.
“You come too, sensei. Let’s get something cold or something hot for your bleeding nose. Your vest is blooded all over. And I do need you to teach me something I haven’t learned before…”
“But Ten Ten”, Kakashi started in his horror, “It seems to me that you are trying to seduce me…”
“Oh, how’s that, sensei?” She asked ripping her clothes more with her kunai.
“You are a bit too young, don’t you think?” Kakashi asked.
“I’m a year older than your students. It makes me nearly an adult, doesn’t it?” “Yeah, I guess you are right”, Kakashi
smiled. The girl grinned.