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Get Well Soon!
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
990
Reviews:
8
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Get Well Soon!
Title: Get Well Soon!
Description: I wrote this to make Dead Uchiha feel better when she was hideously ill. This fic may have wound up being sicker than her. Naruto tries to drag Sasuke into cheering Dead Uchiha up.
Warnings: Once again, I am at a loss for what sort of warnings this qualifies for, because there isn't hardcore sexual stuff, but the sexual stuff it does have is very, very disturbing. Umm, I guess we're looking at stuff that borders on M/M, NaruSasu, bondage, and Uchihacest. Lemon.
Author's Note: I wrote this for Dead Uchiha when she was sick. We're talking headache and frequent vomiting followed by dry heaves. Just in case you wanted to know the details of her private life. ^___^
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"I'm not playing your fucking games, Dead Last."
"C'mon! Bastard! Don't you have any idea how much better this will make her feel?"
"I don't care! She can take some DayQuil like everybody else! I am NOT doing this!"
"Come ON! Unnnh! You---- are---"
"Leggo of me!"
"coming--- with--- OW!"
"I'm out of here."
"Kage Bunshin!"
"I'm killing your weak clones and then I'm out of here."
"Oh, they aren't attacking you. They're getting... the video."
"."
"Yeah, that's right, Bastard. I'm going to show her SOMETHING good, and if it's not you doing this, it's going to be the video."
"."
Naruto walked into the bedroom with Sasuke fuming behind him on a leash. "Hi Dead Uchiha!" he said, waving at the sky. "Me and Whiney Assed Bastard are going to put on a little show for you while you're swimming in pain and puking your guts out!"
"That, by the way," growled Sasuke, glaring up at the sky, "Is a TERRIBLE name."
Naruto tugged on the leash. "Let's do it!"
"I still don't see why I need to wear the fucking leash," grumbled Sasuke, and the two boys stood next to each other in the centre of the room and each took out a piece of paper.
Silence ensued.
"YOU'RE singing the first verse, Sasuke."
He sighed, then held up the paper and read in a flat monotone, "I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts." He took off his shirt.
Next to him, Naruto wiggled enthusiastically to some invisible music and continued as he worked off his shirt with a flair, "I'M too sexay for mah LOVE, too sexay for mah LOVE, Love's going to leave meeeeeeee... ba-doo doo, ba-doo doo, ba-doo doo dododododododo"
Sasuke watched him silently in open disgust, then turned his eyes back to the paper and read, "I'm too sexy for my hat. Too sexy for my hat. What do you think about that." He untied his forehead protector and let it drop.
Naruto belted out while wiggling out of his pants, "I'M too sexay for your BODay, too sexay for your BODay, the way I'm disco daaanciiiiiiiiinggggg!" He disco danced furiously.
Sasuke paused, and, gritting his teeth, read, "And I'm a model, don't you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk. On the catwalk. Yeah. And I shake my little tush on the catwalk." He turned around and his ass gave an almost imperceptible twitch.
Naruto strutted his legs up and down and repeated, "And I'm a MODEL don't you know what I mean," he posed ludicrously, "And I do my little turn on the CATWALK," and he practically hopped the full 360 degress, "Yeah, on the CATWALK, on the CATWALK, YEAH!!!" He danced like crazy. "And I shake my little TUSH on the CATWALK!" Sasuke had to take a step sideways to avoid getting bumped by Naruto's flailing rear.
Sasuke placed his hand on the button of his shorts and started to read, "I'm too sexy for my cat-- God fucking damn it Naruto, I've done enough of this damn song!"
Naruto promptly said, "I'll show her the--"
"That threat is really fucking low, Naruto. Look, just make me do something else, okay?"
Naruto pouted. "Well, you DID do some of the song... and you got your shirt off... Okay, why don't you just let me tie you to the bed and take your shorts off-- however I want-- and we'll call it even."
Sasuke grimaced extremely sourly, but then growled tightly, "Fine. Take off my shorts. But this is IT, alright?"
"Okay!" beamed Naruto. He hustled Sasuke over to the bed, where Sasuke obligingly held out his wrists and let Naruto tie him to the bed frame.
"There ya go," Naruto smiled, patting his crotch affectionately. "Now stay comfortable while I show her the video."
"WHAT?!!"
"You didn't finish the song. I'm showing her the video. I knew I'd have to tie you down to keep you from stopping me." As he spoke, a Kage Bunshin hopped into the room and handed the video to Naruto.
"NO! NARUTO YOU ARE NOT SHOWING HER THAT! I'M SERIOUS! YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE, HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SHOWING THAT DAMN THING AROUND?!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY CONCEPT OF HOW FUCKING TRAUMATIZED I AM?!?!!!!!"
Naruto pulled a ball gag out of a drawer next to the bed and secured it in Sasuke's mouth, reducing his protests to muffled shouts. He dragged the TV to the centre of the room.
"Ready?" grinned Naruto happily as he popped in the video and tipped the TV on its back so the screen faced the sky.
He hit Play.
Sasuke was sitting at the edge of his bed; there was a black magic marker next to him. His shorts were unzipped and he was holding his penis and mumbling.
The camera zoomed in, and after a few faint clicking sounds, Sasuke's voice became more audible.
"... weak little body in my powerful hands, Itachi," he was saying with a chillingly sinister voice.
"No... Sasuke... let me go..." he said in a high-pitched, tiny voice, shaking his penis slightly as he spoke. Its head had been colored black with the marker.
"Beg me. Beg me, Itachi." He punctuated by giving his dick a firm shake.
"Nnn... Sasuke, I won't--"
Sasuke squeezed his penis hard and let out a little high-pitched gasp.
"Beg me, you pathetic little bastard." He began to tightly move his hand up and down.
"Guwaaaaah! Ah! No, please, stop it-- unnnnnn...."
Sasuke loomed over his crotch and moved his hand harder and faster. "Beg me HARDER, Itachi! HARDER!"
"Sa-sasuke! Please! Please, stop! Just- just kill me! Please! I can't, augh, I can't take it... Sass- uuuuu..."
Sasuke twisted around his erection, beating himself off hard, waving his penis all over the place while it made screaming noises. "You can't take it, can you? You're too weak, Itachi, my stupid brother! I'm going to squeeze your helpless body until you burst!"
"N- nnn- AUUGH! No, please-- AHHHHHHHHHH!!--"
A jet of creamy white burst out from the tip of Sasuke's penis. He leaned, panting, almost all the way down to his crotch and grinned maniacally at the shriveled little thing.
He slowly licked the cum off his fingers. "Your blood tastes so sweet, Itachi... sweet like revenge..."
He mumbled as he sucked sensually at his fingers, "Sweet like jam..."
With his other hand, he gently lifted his limp penis, holding it in his open palm so that the little terrified face he had drawn on it with the marker was clearly visible. He said in a musing voice, "You were so weak, Itachi... now look at your body, all dead and pathetic. You're tiny compared to--"
The video abruptly stopped.
Naruto grinned up at the sky apologetically. "Sorry, that's where I ran out of tape. It was really fucking funny when he tried to get the magic marker off his dick."
Naruto suddenly screamed, and a moment later there was nothing in his place but a burst of blood that showered down over his attacker. Sasuke stood panting over the pieces of his body for a moment, then lashed into the television, smashing it and the VCR. He got at the tape, shook it violently in his mouth, and ate it.
He stared furiously at the sky.
"You had better hope that whatever disease you have kills you quickly," growled Sasuke, "Because you do not want to be alive when I find you."
The End! ^________^
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Poll:
What did you think of the penis sex?
1. It felt strangely good. Give me more.
2. *cries inconsolably*
3. I want an Itachi penis.
4. I want a Sasuke penis.
5. That is sicker than Aborted Fetus Cafè.
6. Magic markers make me high.
7. Other _______
8. P is for Penis and Penis is for Me.
9. ... he ATE the video tape??
10. Less penis, more of Sasuke telling me he's too sexy.
Description: I wrote this to make Dead Uchiha feel better when she was hideously ill. This fic may have wound up being sicker than her. Naruto tries to drag Sasuke into cheering Dead Uchiha up.
Warnings: Once again, I am at a loss for what sort of warnings this qualifies for, because there isn't hardcore sexual stuff, but the sexual stuff it does have is very, very disturbing. Umm, I guess we're looking at stuff that borders on M/M, NaruSasu, bondage, and Uchihacest. Lemon.
Author's Note: I wrote this for Dead Uchiha when she was sick. We're talking headache and frequent vomiting followed by dry heaves. Just in case you wanted to know the details of her private life. ^___^
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"I'm not playing your fucking games, Dead Last."
"C'mon! Bastard! Don't you have any idea how much better this will make her feel?"
"I don't care! She can take some DayQuil like everybody else! I am NOT doing this!"
"Come ON! Unnnh! You---- are---"
"Leggo of me!"
"coming--- with--- OW!"
"I'm out of here."
"Kage Bunshin!"
"I'm killing your weak clones and then I'm out of here."
"Oh, they aren't attacking you. They're getting... the video."
"."
"Yeah, that's right, Bastard. I'm going to show her SOMETHING good, and if it's not you doing this, it's going to be the video."
"."
Naruto walked into the bedroom with Sasuke fuming behind him on a leash. "Hi Dead Uchiha!" he said, waving at the sky. "Me and Whiney Assed Bastard are going to put on a little show for you while you're swimming in pain and puking your guts out!"
"That, by the way," growled Sasuke, glaring up at the sky, "Is a TERRIBLE name."
Naruto tugged on the leash. "Let's do it!"
"I still don't see why I need to wear the fucking leash," grumbled Sasuke, and the two boys stood next to each other in the centre of the room and each took out a piece of paper.
Silence ensued.
"YOU'RE singing the first verse, Sasuke."
He sighed, then held up the paper and read in a flat monotone, "I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts." He took off his shirt.
Next to him, Naruto wiggled enthusiastically to some invisible music and continued as he worked off his shirt with a flair, "I'M too sexay for mah LOVE, too sexay for mah LOVE, Love's going to leave meeeeeeee... ba-doo doo, ba-doo doo, ba-doo doo dododododododo"
Sasuke watched him silently in open disgust, then turned his eyes back to the paper and read, "I'm too sexy for my hat. Too sexy for my hat. What do you think about that." He untied his forehead protector and let it drop.
Naruto belted out while wiggling out of his pants, "I'M too sexay for your BODay, too sexay for your BODay, the way I'm disco daaanciiiiiiiiinggggg!" He disco danced furiously.
Sasuke paused, and, gritting his teeth, read, "And I'm a model, don't you know what I mean. And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk. On the catwalk. Yeah. And I shake my little tush on the catwalk." He turned around and his ass gave an almost imperceptible twitch.
Naruto strutted his legs up and down and repeated, "And I'm a MODEL don't you know what I mean," he posed ludicrously, "And I do my little turn on the CATWALK," and he practically hopped the full 360 degress, "Yeah, on the CATWALK, on the CATWALK, YEAH!!!" He danced like crazy. "And I shake my little TUSH on the CATWALK!" Sasuke had to take a step sideways to avoid getting bumped by Naruto's flailing rear.
Sasuke placed his hand on the button of his shorts and started to read, "I'm too sexy for my cat-- God fucking damn it Naruto, I've done enough of this damn song!"
Naruto promptly said, "I'll show her the--"
"That threat is really fucking low, Naruto. Look, just make me do something else, okay?"
Naruto pouted. "Well, you DID do some of the song... and you got your shirt off... Okay, why don't you just let me tie you to the bed and take your shorts off-- however I want-- and we'll call it even."
Sasuke grimaced extremely sourly, but then growled tightly, "Fine. Take off my shorts. But this is IT, alright?"
"Okay!" beamed Naruto. He hustled Sasuke over to the bed, where Sasuke obligingly held out his wrists and let Naruto tie him to the bed frame.
"There ya go," Naruto smiled, patting his crotch affectionately. "Now stay comfortable while I show her the video."
"WHAT?!!"
"You didn't finish the song. I'm showing her the video. I knew I'd have to tie you down to keep you from stopping me." As he spoke, a Kage Bunshin hopped into the room and handed the video to Naruto.
"NO! NARUTO YOU ARE NOT SHOWING HER THAT! I'M SERIOUS! YOU FUCKING ASSWIPE, HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SHOWING THAT DAMN THING AROUND?!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY CONCEPT OF HOW FUCKING TRAUMATIZED I AM?!?!!!!!"
Naruto pulled a ball gag out of a drawer next to the bed and secured it in Sasuke's mouth, reducing his protests to muffled shouts. He dragged the TV to the centre of the room.
"Ready?" grinned Naruto happily as he popped in the video and tipped the TV on its back so the screen faced the sky.
He hit Play.
Sasuke was sitting at the edge of his bed; there was a black magic marker next to him. His shorts were unzipped and he was holding his penis and mumbling.
The camera zoomed in, and after a few faint clicking sounds, Sasuke's voice became more audible.
"... weak little body in my powerful hands, Itachi," he was saying with a chillingly sinister voice.
"No... Sasuke... let me go..." he said in a high-pitched, tiny voice, shaking his penis slightly as he spoke. Its head had been colored black with the marker.
"Beg me. Beg me, Itachi." He punctuated by giving his dick a firm shake.
"Nnn... Sasuke, I won't--"
Sasuke squeezed his penis hard and let out a little high-pitched gasp.
"Beg me, you pathetic little bastard." He began to tightly move his hand up and down.
"Guwaaaaah! Ah! No, please, stop it-- unnnnnn...."
Sasuke loomed over his crotch and moved his hand harder and faster. "Beg me HARDER, Itachi! HARDER!"
"Sa-sasuke! Please! Please, stop! Just- just kill me! Please! I can't, augh, I can't take it... Sass- uuuuu..."
Sasuke twisted around his erection, beating himself off hard, waving his penis all over the place while it made screaming noises. "You can't take it, can you? You're too weak, Itachi, my stupid brother! I'm going to squeeze your helpless body until you burst!"
"N- nnn- AUUGH! No, please-- AHHHHHHHHHH!!--"
A jet of creamy white burst out from the tip of Sasuke's penis. He leaned, panting, almost all the way down to his crotch and grinned maniacally at the shriveled little thing.
He slowly licked the cum off his fingers. "Your blood tastes so sweet, Itachi... sweet like revenge..."
He mumbled as he sucked sensually at his fingers, "Sweet like jam..."
With his other hand, he gently lifted his limp penis, holding it in his open palm so that the little terrified face he had drawn on it with the marker was clearly visible. He said in a musing voice, "You were so weak, Itachi... now look at your body, all dead and pathetic. You're tiny compared to--"
The video abruptly stopped.
Naruto grinned up at the sky apologetically. "Sorry, that's where I ran out of tape. It was really fucking funny when he tried to get the magic marker off his dick."
Naruto suddenly screamed, and a moment later there was nothing in his place but a burst of blood that showered down over his attacker. Sasuke stood panting over the pieces of his body for a moment, then lashed into the television, smashing it and the VCR. He got at the tape, shook it violently in his mouth, and ate it.
He stared furiously at the sky.
"You had better hope that whatever disease you have kills you quickly," growled Sasuke, "Because you do not want to be alive when I find you."
The End! ^________^
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Poll:
What did you think of the penis sex?
1. It felt strangely good. Give me more.
2. *cries inconsolably*
3. I want an Itachi penis.
4. I want a Sasuke penis.
5. That is sicker than Aborted Fetus Cafè.
6. Magic markers make me high.
7. Other _______
8. P is for Penis and Penis is for Me.
9. ... he ATE the video tape??
10. Less penis, more of Sasuke telling me he's too sexy.