Blondes Have More Fun

Blondes Have More Fun

I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters...

It was a breezy evening. Kisame and Sasori had returned to the Akatsuki headquarters for the evening. It had been a long day of research and intense planning. It seemed as though Itachi’s brain ached from the elaborate plot that was taking shape. He and Deidara were rarely traveling partners, but this time it was different. They were both tired and ready for a break.

“Want to stop off for a quick meal and a shot of sake? We could both use it, yeah.” Deidara said as he and Itachi walked along the dirt road away from the town they had been scoping for the day.

“Okay.” Itachi said, his voice sounding fatigued. It wasn’t long before they had stumbled upon a small dimly lit tempura shop nestled in between some of the other buildings. They walked inside, there were very few customers, most of them sitting at the counter in the back of the shop. Itachi and Deidara stuck out, with their long robes and long flawless hair. Some of the people at the counter turned around to see who had just entered the shop. The two Akatsuki’s sat near the door.

“Hello. What will you have tonight?” The shop owner walked over to them and asked.

“ Miso and vegetable tempura.” Itahci answered.

“I’ll have the same and we’d like a bottle of sake yeah.” Deidara answered.

“ A bottle?” Itachi questioned after the owner had gone to fill the order, raising his eyebrows in an expression bordering on surprise and disgust.

“We both need something to make us relax a little...yeah. It’s been a long day, yeah.” The owner immediately brought the sake to them. Deidara poured Itachi’s for him and Itachi did the same.
“Itidakimasu!” they said nearly simultaneously. Itachi swallowed it quickly and sat back. He let out a long sigh. He stared around the small restaurant absently.

“Want some more?” Deidara asked watching Itachi with his alluring eye. Deidara sipped his sake much slower. Deidara didn’t give him a chance to answer. He poured Itachi another saucer full. It wasn’t long the shop owner brought their meals.

“Arigato.” Itachi said. He poured Deidara some more sake before they ate. “Itidakimasu!” The food was delicious to them. They ate slowly, savoring the only meal they were able to eat that day.

“You like it, yeah?” Deidara asked, almost a little too peppy for Itachi’s taste.
“It’s fine.” He answered monotone.

“You really shouldn’t eat so fast, Itachi, yeah. It’s not good to drink miso that quickly.” Itachi glared at Deidara over the top of his miso bowl.

“I want to get back to headquarters, Iwant to go to bed. The faster we get out of here the faster we get back to headquarters. Deidara just smiled pleasantly. It wasn’t much longer before both Deidara and Itachi had eaten their meals and had polished off the sake…all the sake.

“See, yeah, I told you that you’d want all the sake.” Deidara said as he and Itachi drained the last drops from the bottle. They laid money on the table and left the shop. The night was still warm outside. It was one of those evenings where a gentle breeze set the tone for a perfect mid summer evening. Itachi felt hot all over, he blamed the sake. He and Deidara began to walk towards their headquarters, it wasn’t far from the edge of the town, of course, that was still two miles away. Neither Itachi or Deidara were drunk, but the edge of the day’s work was off and both of them had let their defenses down. They walked for a while in silence, noticing the stars overhead and the crescent moon that hung high in the sky. Deidara suddenly stopped walking.

“Why did you stop?” Itachi asked. Deidara smiled.

“Come here...yeah” He motioned for Itachi to come closer. Itachi gave Deidara a peculiar look. But, nonetheless, he moved closer to Deidara. He wouldn’t have done that on a completely sober day. Deidara reached out and stroked the side of Itachi’s face and ran his fingers down his neck, down the front of his robe and then finally, wrapping his hand around Itachi’s waist. Itachi’s eyes grew wide. He wasn’t certain what Deidara was up to. For a moment he wondered, if Deidara were going to try and kill him. But Deidara and the tiny merciless mouth in his hand meant no harm. Deidara leaned in towards Itachi’s ear, so close that Itachi could feel Deidara’s sake soaked breath on his neck. “Kiss me.” Deidara said very softly and playfully. Deidara had inched closer to Itachi, he pushed Itachi’s long black layers of hair away from his face. Itachi was in a state of disbelief. Had he just heard Deidara say what he thought Deidara said? “Well what are you waiting for yeah?” Deidara’s voice was soothing and a little on the sensual side.

“Nothing… I’m…not …I mean…” Deidara didn’t let Itachi finish. He wondered often about Itachi…if he had ever been with a woman..if he had ever been with a man…if he had ever been with both…or…anyone at all. Deidara leaned forward and let his lips sink into Itachi’s. Itachi was a little shocked and wasn’t certain how to respond. Deidara quickly pulled his lips away.

“Hmmm…you’ve never been kissed, Itachi. I can tell, yeah.”

“So, I guess..you…well….uh…you…” Itachi had no clue what to say.

“No, I’ve never kissed anyone, yeah. At least not like that.” But, I figured it would be fun, yeah…to kiss you like that.” Deidara slid his hand up to Itachi’s face again. Itachi finally managed to snap to his senses.

“Why did you just kiss me?” It was the first intelligent thing Itachi had said.

“Why didn’t you stop me, yeah?” Didara flickered his sapphire eye. Neither Deidara or Itachi had moved away from each other. “Girls experiment with each other all the time, yeah, so why does it bother you that I kiss you?” Deidara said leaning Itachi up agasint a tree. Deidara could feel Itahci’s body tense up. “Would you just relax? You’re so tense, why are you always so tense, yeah?” Deidara asked. He gazed at Itachi with his alluring eye once again. Itachi looked back at him. He could feel his heart racing in his chest, he could feel his entire body tightening and remaining tense. Was this Deidara talking, or the sake? Deidara leaned in and pressed his soft lips into Itachi’s once more. Itachi trembled, but soon he kissed him back. He allowed his lips to taste Deidara’s. He had no idea why he didn’t stop Deidara from kissing him. He felt Deidara’s hand on his face again, his lips pressing firmer into Itachi’s. For a moment, he wondered if Deidara’s feared mouth would eat him alive, but still the tiny mouth remained docile and harmless. Deidara pulled away, Itachi was breathing into his face.

“See, now that’s not so bad, is it yeah?” Deidara said very softly resting his nose on Itachi’s. Itachi grabbed a hold of Deidara and kissed him forcefully and with passion. Itachi pulled him into his own body. “God, you’re so sexy.” Itachi hissed. Without realizing his actions, Itachi had his hands wandering all over Deidra’s back and around his shoulders and down to his waist. Finally, Itachi was pulling Deidara so tightly into him so that their hips were grinding against each other. Deidara began stroking Itachi’s body. “Yes…yes…” Deidara hissed in between Itachi’s sweet forceful kisses. Itachi parted Deidara’s mouth slightly, quickly snaking his tongue inside. Deidara was so playful as he tempted Itachi’s tongue with his own. He loved the sweet taste of sake that still lingered in Itachi’s mouth. Itachi released his lips from Deidara’s, he was panting. He still squeezed Deidara’s hips into him. He felt Deidara’s mouth on his neck, skillful soft kisses covering him. Deidara continued kissing and licking Itachi’s neck all the while working his hand underneath Itachi’s robe. Itachi’s robe fell to the ground in a small bundle. He could feel light tender bites all over his neck and down to his collar bone. He felt Deidara’s warm hand on his tight chest.

“I always knew you had a tight body under there, yeah.” He said. “Lie down.” He tried to force Itachi to the ground all the while leaving wet kisses and gentle bites all over Itachi’s collar bone. Itachi had relaxed at this point.
“See, I even got you to relax and admit that it feels good, yeah.” Deidara locked lips with him again, shoving his tongue into Itachi’s mouth once again. This time, Itachi teased Deidara with his tongue. “Now, lie down.” Deidara repeated kissing his lips softly and repeatedly.

“No, no…we’ve…Deidara…we’ve gone too far…this is …sake induced.” Itachi insisted trying to slide his hands into Deidara’s robe.

“Itachi, we’re hardly even buzzed, yeah…besides the throbbing bulge in your pants says that maybe you want to keep doing this yeah.” Deidara innocently smiled. Itachi realized that Deidara was right, he indeed had a pounding erection and he had no idea why. Of course, Itachi could feel Deidara’s erection pushing hard into him. Deidara forced Itachi to his knees, he spread Itachi’s robe out behind him on the soft earth. With his robe covering the ground behind him, Itachi laid underneath Deidara, as he felt his hands on his bare chest. “Such nice skin…” Deidara whispered running his fingertips down Itachi’s chest Itachi’s hands had inched their way onto Deidara’s bare back pulling him closer. Itachi’s mind was a blur. He had always guessed that Deidara was quite sexually charged. And he even wondered himself how passionate a lover Deidara would make. But why was this such an incredible turn on to him? Afterall, Itachi had always felt numb to such lustful impulses. Itachi felt Deidara’s hands sneaking into his pants. This startled Itachi.

“What are you doing!” Itachi’s eyes were wide. Deidara simply smiled sweetly.

“Itachi, it’s okay yeah. Let me.”

“No, we’ve gone too far, we’re over the line.”

“Shhhh…” Deidara kissed him tenderly again. “Itachi, please, relax. For a moment you were peaceful, then you got tense again, yeah. Surrender, Itachi. I feel so good right now, yeah, I want you to feel good. And belive me…I can make you feel really good, yeah.” Deidara pulled Itachi’s shirt over his head and admired his lean beautiful body. Deidara stripped his shirt off as well and allowed his body to sink into Itachi’s once more. Skin on skin. Wow…Itachi couldn’t understand why he liked the feeling of Deidara’s body so much.

“I surrender.” Itachi whispered deeply kissing Deidara. Deidara said nothing. Instead he allowed his hands to slide into the band on Itachi’s pants. He unbuttoned his pants and slowly worked his hands between Itachi’s legs. Itachi moaned when he felt Deidara’s hand gently rubbing him. Deidara smiled.

“Mmmm…you’re so big yeah. Doesn’t that feel good?” Deidara’s sweet voice begged.

“Yes…yes….yes.” Itachi moaned. “Wait…what if someone’s watching us?” Itachi said just as Deidara was inching Itachi’s pants off his slender hips. Itachi performed a jutsu that poofed them just inside the woods that lined the town streets. They were surrounded now, by lush trees. “Feel better, yeah?” Deidara said with a pouting eye. Itachi gazed back at him. He shook his head. Deidara pushed Itachi backwards and kissed him tendely. Itachi felt long lenths of silky blonde hair cover his neck and face. He smelled good and clean. Itachi wondered why he was now terribly turned on by Deidara’s scent. Deidara lightly licked and bit his way down Itachi’s chest. Itachi dug his hands into Deidara’s smooth tresses.

“Call me baby…baby, yeah.” Deidara whispered working his way lower and lower down Itachi’s perfect body.

“Aaaah….ahhh Deidara…why….aaahh.” Itachi moaned through gritted teeth as he Felt Deidara’s warm mouth around his throbbing length.

“Suck me baby.” Itachi said giving in to Deidara completely. Deidara sucked and sucked until Itachi’s breathing had become heavy. “Mmmmm…” Itachi could hear Deidara moan in delight at the taste of his hard length. Itachi felt himself nearly ready to cum.

“Stop….oh stop…stop…” Itachi begged. For the first time since Deidara had made his initial advances, Itachi became aggressive grabbing Deidara and shoving him underneath his own aroused body.

“Itachi, you’re so forceful, yeah.” Deidara said with sparkle in his eye. Deidara let his hand play all over Itachi’s chest, but Itachi constricted Deidara’s hand and sunk his lips into his once more. But, the kiss didn’t last long, Itachi was working his way between Deidara’s legs. Deidara caressed Itahci’s long black locks.
“Oooooooh…oooooooh, uhhhh….uuuhhhhhh…..baby…” Deidara was so desperate and longing his breathing heavy and hot.
“Baby…baby…” Deidara started to squirm underneath him. “Itachi…Itachi…you have to stop yeah…I…I’m getting too close… yeah.” Deidara was squirming more. Deidara finally managed to push Itachi away from his swollen, aching cock. Deidara practically pounced over Itachi’s aroused body and gazed at him. They were both fighting back orgasm. Deidara playfully tickled Itachi’s chin. “Let me fuck you, yeah. Let me fuck you senseless.” Itachi was speechless at first But, in his head he had to admit to himself how good this felt.

“Deidara I don’t know…I…”

“Itachi…please, yeah. Please, please please please…” Deidara’s blue eye pouted again. It was one of those pouty looks that no one…not even Itachi…could resist.

“Deidara, don’t look at me like that.” Itachi said stroking Deidara’s body. Deidara continued gazing at him with the same pouty, lusty eyes. Itachi gave in. He had surrendered once, what was so bad about going all the way with him.

“Fuck me Deidara.” He whispered, kissing him hard. Deidara smiled, overjoyed. He quickly forced Itachi face down on their robes. He began licking the back of Itachi’s neck all the while caressing every curve of him. Deidara nearly buried his face in Itachi’s soft black hair. He licked his ear softly. “You smell so good, yeah.” He whispered. Itachi felt Deidara’s fingers slowly creep down his back. “Relax baby, yeah.” Deidara calmed him as slowly inserted one finger inside Itachi. Itachi quickly tightend up but Deidara calmed him by rubbing his face against Itachi’s.
“Are you okay? “ he asked. Itachi let out a choked yes. Deidara giggled like a little girl and inserted another finger. His movements were slow and rhythmic. Itachi released all his tension when he felt Deidara’s other hand over his hard length. “Aaaaaah…” Itachi sighed. Deidara inserted three fingers into Itachi, every time he added a finger he flinched. Of course, Itachi had never been invaded like this before. Finally, Deidara removed his fingers and kissed Itachi’s neck once more. “Tell me if it hurts, because it will, but just at first, yeah.” Deidara positioned himself at Itachi’s entrance. Deidara grabbed his cock and began to push his tip in. He pushed slowly as more of his big length entered Itachi.

“Baby…are you okay, yeah?” Deidara’s voice was soothing. Even though Itachi had tears forming in his eyes he answered him with a weak yes. “It’s okay.” Deidara rubbed him some more trying to reassure him. Deidara pushed deeper and deeper into him. Itachi’s body swallowed up Deidara in his entirety. Deidara began to thrust ever so slowly. Itachi felt a tearing pain shoot through him. “Aaaaaah…..oh god….” He cried out digging his fingers into the ground underneath him. Itachi gritted his teeth hoping the pain would become dull.

“Baby…relax.” Deidara whispered. His voice was soft and songlike. Deidara continued to thurst gently, moaning very softly. Itachi finally began to loosen up.

“Ooooh…Deidara…” Itachi moaned, he was actually enjoying himself at this point. The pain has turned into pure bliss. Deidara quickened his thrusting pace. “Aaaaah….aaaaaah.” Deidara let his sighs of pleasure escape him. He wildly stroked Itachi’s arousal.

“Ooooooh…oh…shit…Deidara!” Deidara had just hit his vulnerable spot and was going to pound him into an intense orgasm. His thrusts became harder, faster and much deeper.

“Uuuuuuuh…uuuuuuuh…oh Itachi…” Deidara knew he wouldn’t last much longer. After a few more desperate thrusts into Itachi’s hot spot, Itachi let out a most passionate wail. Itachi had slopped up his robe in hot cum. His arms were shaking. Nearly simultaneousy, Deidara exploded in intense orgasm, releasing his warm seed deep inside Itachi. Deidara quickly tore out of Itachi, only because Itachi was collapsing flat onto the soft robe underneath him. Deidara sat back on his knees. He gazed at Itachi. The pale moonlight glistened off his now sweat covered back. Deidara too was sweating, however he hadn’t noticed that either of them had gotten so hot. He could feel long blonde hair sticking to the back of his neck.
Itachi rolled over on his back, avoiding the messy puddle he had made. Deidara smiled and raised his eyebrows at the sweat that had beaded up on Itachi’s abdomen. They were both panting so heavily that they couldn’t speak. Itachi could feel his heart racing in his chest, his mind was a whirlwind and he was dizzy. Deidara hung his head back allowing the night breeze to cool him down. His long blonde hair fluttered around in the breeze. Itachi gazed at Deidara. “That was…well…it was great.” Itachi reached out for Deidara’s hand. Deidara smiled and gently put his hand on Itachi’s.

“It was more than great, yeah. It was hot and lusty…and I enjoyed every moment, yeah.” Deidara lightly touched Itachi’s face, that poutful look glazed his eyes once more. “See, Itachi. I told you I could make you feel good, yeah.” Itachi shook his head. The two quickly got dressed. “Itachi, your robe is a mess, you’ll have some explaining to do if you don’t hide that, yeah.” Deidara said. Deidara had gotten dressed first. He leaned on the nearby tree waiting for Itachi to get up from the ground. Itachi’s ass was still burning with dull pain. Once Itachi had wrapped his cloak around his shoulders, Deidara clung to his arm.

“We should go, yeah. It’s late now.” Deidara said.

“Yes, let’s get to headquarters.” Itachi’s voice was distant, as if he were dreaming. He was still in awe of the intense orgasm he had just experienced. Deidara leaned in closely Itachi’s ear. His blonde hair tickled Itachi’s neck.

“You know, we could have some fun again sometime, yeah. We don’t have to wait when you and I go on a scouting report, yeah.” Deidara paused. “Like tomorrow night, yeah. We should have some fun. You could tell me all your dirty fantasies, yeah. You know, we could trade places, yeah. I’ll be on the bottom.” Deidara smiled and laughed lightly at the thought of Itachi behind him. Itachi studied him for a long time as they once again began their journey to the Akatsuki headquarters.

“Okay, but I can sometimes get pretty aggressive.” Itachi said in an almost sinister manner. Deidara’s face lit up once more.

"Oh, Itachi, yeah. You’re such a tease, yeah. Don’t make me wait too long for that.” Itachi noticed that Deidara still had ahold of his arm. He looked at Deidara’s hand latched around him. He said nothing. They walked in silence for the remainder of their journey.