Blondes Have ALL the Fun

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It was a restless night for Uchiha Itachi. The rain was falling tenderly outside and it beat on the tent with a sweet patter. He wasn’t certain why he and Deidara had gotten into the same tent for this scouting mission. Besides, Itachi always traveled with Kisame and Deidara always traveled with Sasori, so why were they together in the same tent tonight?

Itachi decided not to dwell on it. He had to get some sleep. He stared at Deidara, his long blonde hair fell loosely and perfectly all around him. Itachi wondered how Deidara could sleep so peacefully. Itachi continued to watch him. He could see Deidara breathing from under his blanket. After a few moments of watching Deidara sleep in pristine solitude, Itachi tried to think about everything he hated about Deidara, like the way his silky blonde mane fell over his eye and he never bothered to move it. The way his visible blue eye would shimmer when he watched some stupid birds flutter about.

He thought about his porcelain skin and how brilliant it must be to the touch. Itachi had to stop thinking because the truth was…these were the things that he loved about Deidara. He didn’t hate him at all, but he wasn’t in love with him by any means. However, Itachi found Deidara sexy in a very peculiar way.
Itachi heard Deidara take a deep breath, this shifted his blanket around and exposed his bare shoulder. A few chunks of blonde hair danced over it, but aside from that, his flawlessly smooth flesh was visible in all its majesty. This made Itachi want to sleep even less; it made him want more and more to touch him, just touch him to see what he felt like. Itachi knew he would not be able to sleep until he did this so he scooted over to his fellow Akatsuki. Itachi was careful not to wake him.

He wiggled his hand out of the cover he was under and slowly reached his fingertips towards Deidara’s shoulder. His fingertips made light contact with Deidara’s skin. Itachi moved his fingers in a small, light circular motion. Itachi gently brushed Deidara’s hair away from his shoulder and let it fall down his back. What began as his fingertips caressing his shoulder, turned into Itachi’s palm cupping his shoulder. Itachi kept telling himself “just a moment longer.” But every lingering moment he spent touching Deidara, made him want to stay longer. Itachi scooted in closer feeling a growing bulge in his pants. Itachi decided he hadn’t had enough and softly slipped his hand under Deidara’s warm blanket.

He wondered if this would wake him. Itachi exhaled as softly as he could as he trailed down Deidara’s arm and over to his chest. He let his hand travel across the waistband of his pants wanting so terribly to take his journey downward, but instead he crept up his stomach slowly, feeling every stroke of Deidara’s body. By the time, Itachi’s hand had reached Deidara’s nipple, he squirmed slightly and took a deep breath. Deidara opened one sleepy blue eye only to see luscious black tresses intertwine with his own.

“Itachi-san.” He said wearily and barely audible.

“Sshhhh.” Itachi hushed him and then tenderly pressed his lips into Deidara’s.

“Mmmmm..” Deidara hummed as Itachi kissed him, and he didn’t resist either, instead he kissed back with just as much tenderness. Itachi kissed him repeatedly so gently. Deidara moved his body around so that he was facing Itachi, He got his arms untangled from the covers and pulled Itachi’s body as close to him as he could get. Itachi wasn’t certain why Deidara was so receptive to his advances, but he didn’t question it either. He felt Deidara force him underneath his blanket. Itachi’s smooth bare chest was now rubbing against his. Itachi’s tongue was warmly stroking Deidara’s. Their tongues intertwined in absolute bliss. Itachi pulled his face away, his long hair falling around Deidara.

“Your lips are sweet. I’m sorry I woke you.” Itachi said his voice low and soothing.

“It’s okay, Itachi-san. I like it, yeah.” Deidara was caressing Itachi’s back. Itachi could now invade Deidara’s pants as he previously wanted to do. Itachi snaked one hand down Deidara’s pants only to take hold of his already aroused length. Itachi stroked him a bit. “Aaaaaah…” Deidara wasn’t expecting that. “Itachi-san…” his voice was soft and pleading.

“Oh, you’re so horny…” Itachi whispered, licking Deidara’s ear.

“Itachi, yeah. You make me horny, you make me want you, and you make me want to… yeah.” Itachi was even more aroused. Deidara was enjoying the sensation in his pants far too much to speak coherently.
Deidara reached up for Itachi’s pants. He wanted to pull them off, for he wanted what was inside. Itachi helped him in that he pulled his hands out of Deidara’s pants and removed his own. He pulled the cover away from Diedara exposing his sizzling body. “Is all of that for me, yeah?” he asked licking his lips and sitting up to take Itachi’s manhood into his mouth. Deidara was practically drooling over Itachi’s aroused form. Itachi pushed him back down.

“Yes, it’s for you, gorgeous, but not just yet.” Deidara smiled and lay back down. Itachi stripped Deidara of his pants and dove down on his cock before Deidara could say anything. Deidara squirmed and arched his back in pleasure, flipping blonde hair all over him.

“Aaaah…Itachi…yeah…feels good…yeah.” Deidara whined. Itachi continued sucking on him hungrily, furiously, touching all his hot spots. Deidara was enjoying himself a little too much; he dug his hands into Itachi’s black hair and pulled his face away. He grabbed Itachi’s shoulders and slammed him underneath him. The rain was falling a little harder outside. Deidara kissed Itachi passionately and then began bathing his body with his tongue. Itachi found himself in paradise as Deidara’s soft tongue lapped all over him…all over him. Deidara was licking between Itachi’s thighs while rubbing his ultra sensitive cock.

“Oooooh….that’s it….that’s it…” Itachi was lost in his own moment. Deidara merely teased him. He quickly inched his way up Itachi’s body peering longingly at him with a sulking blue eye.

“Have some fun with me, yeah? Come on…I’m yours, yeah.” Deidara said in his poutiest voice. Itachi didn’t want to waste another moment. He was going to take Deidara right here and now, but he had to loosen him up first. Itachi forced Deidara face down into his blankets. Itachi crept over to his pack and dug through it. For whatever reason, Itachi had brought lubricant on this excursion. He was glad now that he had it. He smeared it all over his fingers and slowly, inserted one finger into his beloved.
Deidara cringed and his shoulders tensed up. He hadn’t felt this kind of sensation before.

“Aaaw, its okay, gorgeous, just relax.” Itachi caressed Deidara’s back tenderly, indulging in his smooth porcelain skin. Deidara began to release all his tension as Itachi inserted another finger into his blonde toy. Deidara sighed.

“Itachi-san, give me something bigger, yeah” he begged in desperation. Itachi slid his fingers out of him. Deidara rolled over to his back and Itachi rested his ankles around is neck. Long black hair tickled the tops of Deidara’s feet. Itachi pulled his legs up higher until Deidara’s shoulders were resting close to his knees.

“It will be more comfortable for you like this…although I’m going to be pretty rough with you anyway.” Itachi told him. Deidara smiled…rough sex? Bring it on…the thoughts twirled through Deidara’s mind. Itachi parted Deidara’s legs and inserted his very slippery manhood inside him…slowly…slowly. Deidara wasn’t ready for it, he was so tight and Itachi was so…much bigger than what he had expected. Deidara closed his exposed eye as tightly as he could. Itachi could sense how much pain he was in at the moment. “Don’t worry….relax…it’ll get better.” Itachi reassured him. The rain outside the tent was falling hard now. “No one will know what we’re doing. Just enjoy it.” Itachi said. Itachi thrust into his tight entrance gently and repeatedly. He was trying to make this as easy on Deidara as he could, but for Deidara it was quite literally a pain in the ass. He knew if he would just let Itachi have his way with him, the pain would subside and the reward would be indescribable.
After a few tender, deep thrusts into Deidara, Itachi picked up his pace a little. He had established a rhythm with Deidara. Itachi glided in and out of him in a forceful, steady motion.

“Oooooooh…” Deidara was relaxing, the pain was fading. “Itachi-san…” Itachi watched as the muscles in Deidara's chest relaxed. The tension was gone.

“Do you like that?” Itachi demanded of him.

“Yes, oh yes…don’t stop, yeah.” Deidara whispered. Itachi continued his rhythm trying the match the steady beat of the raindrops on the tent. Then Deidara did something Itachi hadn’t expected…

“Harder, harder, harder…ooooooh Itachi-san…do it harder. You said you were going to play rough with me.” Deidara gave Itachi one of those innocent yet dirty smiles. Itachi felt himself become instantly harder inside of him. Itachi changed the position of Deidara’s hips a little and thrust into him deep, hard…aggressive.

“Aaaaah…aaaaaah….yeah…yeah.” Deidara hissed. Itachi could see sweat starting to pool on Deidara’s rock hard body. This only made him get rougher and more aggressive with him. Itachi moaned in ecstasy at the sensations running through his entire body. He let out deep aggressive moans from his throat, he sounded like a hungry beast with an insatiable appetite. Itachi pounded into Deidara’s hot spot and listened as he wailed in pure bliss. Itachi could feel himself climbing to his peak faster and faster. He reached down and grabbed Deidara’s hard arousal and stroked him wickedly. Deidara had to bite down on a pillow to keep from moaning too loudly. This was truly the most divine thing he had ever felt. He was being assaulted with pleasure from every angle. Deidara screamed Itachi’s name into his pillow as Itachi’s breath was so heavy he could hardly control himself. Itachi was determined to climax before Deidara so he thrust into him with untamed rage. However, between Itachi rubbing on Deidara’s manhood so vigorously and the incredible force slamming into him from behind, Deidara couldn’t hold back any more. He came with a deep masculine groan slopping Itachi’s hand in his seed. Of course, the sight and feel of this made Itachi spill inside of Deidara. It was an orgasm known only to the rain.

Deidara was sensitive all over. He had an exhausted and satisfied look on his face. His blue eye practically wept for Itachi. Itachi pulled out of him and Deidara felt burning sensations run through his backside. He didn’t care. What he had just experienced was the most blissful thing he had ever felt. Itachi gazed back at Deidara in post-orgasmic delight.

“Deidara…” he gasped. “You’re…you’re even better than I dreamt you would be.” Itachi laid down over Deidara. It didn’t even bother him that both of them had made a gooey mess of the sheets around them.

“You’ve spoiled me, Itachi-san, yeah. You’re going to have to do that to me every night now, yeah.” Deidara said pushing wet lack hair behind Itachi’s ears.

“Well, this scouting trip is supposed to last two weeks…you’re going to be pretty fucking sore by the end of it. Itachi said resting his hand on either side of Deidara’s head. Deidara smiled like the flirty angel that he was.

“That better be a promise you’re wiling to keep, yeah.” He said. Deidara reached his arms around Itachi’s neck and kissed him. The two of them fell asleep to the steady rhythm of the rain.