How Neji Acquired Fan boys

How Neji Acquired Fan boys

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto and never will. I don’t even live in Japan. I am merely borrowing without permission. I promise no Nejis were hurt in the making of this fic.

Summary: Neji is invited to Sasuke's sleepover. What will happen when Truth or Dare is mixed with sake?


“NEJIIIIII!!!”
Blinking the moonstone eyed-youth looked up not expecting the orange blur which tackled him to the ground. He struggled till he realized this ramen scented person could only be…
“Naruto”
“hehe,” Naruto mumbled while grinning bashfully, but not for long. Suddenly Naruto leapt up and started bouncing around Neji like a…. bouncy thing on crack. Neji was a little too shocked to think up a good analogy. “Kami, is this what Sasuke has to put up with, no wonder he’s so grumpy,” thought Neji, paying no attention to Naruto’s excited ramblings.
“NEJIIII!!!”
Blinking once again, Neji signed and questioned, “What?”
Pouting cutely, Naruto continued with his speech,” Sasuke is having a sleepover thingy at his house, but it’s not a sleepover ‘cause that’s for girls and…”
“I understand Naruto” Neji interrupted.
“Okay, so do you want to come or what?” said Naruto who had resumed his cute little pout paired with sparkling puppy eyes.
‘Did I just think he’s cute?’ Neji froze and just stood there looking alarmed till Naruto muttered, “it’s not a life or death choice, if ya don’t wanna go…”
Neji shook his heand and said, “I’d love to go.”
“REALLY?!?!. That’s great. See you at 10 at the Uchiha Mansion. Ja ne,” and then Naruto was speeding down the streets to ambush his next victim.
Neji sighed and then smiled, ‘well, this might be fun, I wonder who else will be there?’
Neji smiled and decided to end his training for the day so he could get ready for the party. His hair would require extra conditioning today. He wondered what to bring to the party. What did other boys wear to bed?!? Neji was quite sure that not all families were as traditional as his. He wore a white yukata to bed, but knew that Lee wore pajamas. His face screwed up in thought, appearing as if he had activated the Byakugan. Suddenly he bolted for Shikamaru’s house wanting to ask him what he wore and still have time for that extra conditioning.


**Random knocking noise**

Shikamaru looked down from his cloud-watching position on his roof.
“How troublesome,” he muttered as he spotted the harried looking Hyuuga.

Neji knocked again hoping Shikamaru would get up off his lazy ass to answer the door and not his scary mother. Again Neji wondered why all girls were either scary beyond belief (Sakara) or shy beyond belief (Hinata). He was dreading the day his uncle decided to marry him to some random girl he’d probably only spoken 3 words to in his life. Before Neji could work himself into one of his ‘It’s destiny’ speeches, Shikamaru yelled down from the roof.
Looking up Neji blushed. He hadn’t thought till now how weird it would be to ask Shikamaru what he wore to bed, what if he thought he was a stalker? A gay stalker? Neji stood there staring at Shikamaru blushing for about 4 minutes until Shikamaru who wanted to get back to his clouds asked, “What?.”
“Umm..what do you wear to bed,not that I’m personally interested, but I have to go to a sleepover and I need to know what to wear.’
Neji was very put-out when Shikamaru started laughing.
“Whats so funny!?” he hissed
“Hehe..*gasp* Oh kami, are you sure you weren’t a girl in another life?
“Not funny.”
“Just wear whatever you normally wear.”
“I normally wear a yukata and I don’t think Naruto would ever own one much less wear one to bed,” growled Neji who was quite embarrassed and wished he’d asked Shino.
“Oh, well in that cause, just ear boxers and a t-shirt, that’s what I’m doing,” answered a still giggling Shikamaru. Still giggling of corse because he’d imaged Neji in a fluffy pink dress and had decided he’d look even better then Sakura or Ino.
“You’re coming too?” queried Neji.
“Yep, so is Kiba, Shino, Chouji, and Lee.”
Neji nodded and thanking Shikamaru, turned and went home. Leaving behind a still grinning and beginning to be confused Shikamaru. ‘Damn,’ thought Skikamaru, “did I just think his ass was hot?”

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Later That Night... At 10 o’clock

Walking through the deserted Uchiha Manor at night was definitely now on Neji’s List of Things Never to Do Again. This list also included curling his hair (made him look ultra-girly) and letting Lee convince him to wear green spandex. Every little noise freaked him out and HE was a trained shinobi. ‘Hmmp, I’m not scared, merly wary of any Naruto ambushes. Yeah that’s it.’ Neji convinced himself.

Finally he reached Sasuke’s House. Knocking on a wooden door with the Uchiha fan symbol, Neji was surprised when a wobbling Naruto opened the door.
“Hiya Neji,” the blond slurred, grinning widely the whole time. Neji frowned as he realized Naruto was stone drunk. Naruto giggled as pale arms wrapped around his waist pulling him close. Neji stared as Sasuke peeked over Naruto’s shoulder smirking.
“Oi dobe, go bug some one else. Maybe something that will eat you.”
“Mmmmm…that would be nice, huh Sasuke?” giggled Naruto while managing to look both innocent and perverted. ‘Kakashi-sensei must be wearing off on him. Ewww, I wonder if they shared those nasty orange books. Not that I know what is in them’ thought Neji with shifty eyes like he *hadn’t* tried to steal Kakashi-sensei’s books with Tenten.
“Come on in Neji, you’ll freeze outside dressed like that,” said Sasuke. Neji startled, realizing he’d been lost in thought once again. A blushing Neji followed both Sasuke and the drunk Naruto inside. ‘Why was he blushing?,’asked Neji, ‘everyone wore fishnets all the time even him. Why was he blushing over the fact that Sasuke had noticed his fishnet, which meant he noticed his chest?’ Neji resisted the urge to pick at his white fishnet which was draped over a shiny opalescent fabric. His black jeans combined with his hair kept the white of his eyes and shirt from being overwhelming.

Sasuke led both boys into another room. A living room if the 2 couches and widescreen TV were any hint. Everyone but Kiba, who was on the floor with Akamaru and Shino hiding in the corner, were on the couches. Lee, upon seeing Neji, hopped up and ran over yelling, “Yosh, the power of youth has led you to this most wonderful of parties!! We though you had been misled by the enemies of youth!!”
Neji blinked, “What?”
*giggle*”You’re late by an hour. We’ve been *hic*waiting for you so the fun can start,” piped up Naruto.
“What!?! But it was YOU that told me it was 10 o’clock” stated Neji who was horribly embarrassed and starting to become pissed off at the drunken boy.
“Oh” Naruto looked at him confused, giggled, and blushed sweetly while suggestfully batting his lashes. Before he can say anything, Kiba chimes in, “Sorry about the idiot here” “I’m not an IDIOT” “He got bored and found Sasuke’s dad’s old liquor cabinet,” finished Kiba. Neji nodded, understanding and figuring Naruto just forgot the time and didn’t want to ask Sasuke for it. Neji wouldn’t want to either if he got ridiculed each time he said anything.
“Well, now that everyone is here, its time for….games,” announced Sasuke with his trademark smirk, “And since it’s MY party, I get to chose the game.”
“Hey, I wanted to get more of that sake. My parents never let me try any even on special occasions,” growled Kiba, “What losers, I’m 16.” “Arrf,” added in Akamaru.
“The sake is part of the game,” points at Sasuke, “The game will be so much more risky and entertaining when drunk.”
“What game is it?” questions Chouji around a month of chips.
“Ewwww, say it, don’t spray it” cried Naruto before ducking to the floor.
As if nothing had happened, Sasuke declared “Truth or Dare.”

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Well, that’s the end of chapter one. I hope you liked it. There will be a lemon in the next chapter. Wo0T Wo0T!! Lovely citrus goodness. Please be gentle in your reviews or my muse might die of fright.