Everyone's Crazy 'Bout A Sharp Dressed Man

A/N: Yesterday
was Naruto’s birthday, and I couldn’t let my favorite
boy celebrate without some drabble lovin’. XD

Pairing: class=SpellE>Naruto/Shizune with a side helping of the dynamic duo

Disclaimer: I do
not own Naruto, nor can I vouch for my sanity at the
point.

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“EH??!!!”

“You heard me. She’s been giving me hell all week,” she
explained with a quick nod toward her assistant who was hiding in the corner
behind her, head in her hands and seemingly hoping the wall would swallow her
whole. “I need someone to take care of that and seeing as how you have nothing
else to do at the moment, that someone is you.”
Tsunade gave him a look that said ‘well, what are you
waiting for?’ over her folded hands.

His brain was screaming What? How?
Huh? but all he could say was, “You’re serious?”

“Deathly.”

He nodded slowly in one of those
I’m-not-quite-sure-what-alternate-dimension-I-just-fell-into-but-I’ll-try-my-best-to-not-get-killed-while-I’m-here
ways as he continued to stare at her in confusion.

With a sigh, Tsunade added, “Look,
consider it a normal mission with pay and everything. Just. Get. class=GramE>It. Done. I’m about to lose my freaking mind!”

“Okay!” Naruto finally agreed as
he quickly grabbed Shizune by the wrist and dragged
her into the next room.

“Izumo. class=SpellE>Kotetsu.
Make sure he doesn’t screw up.”

“Hai!”
The duo answered in unison and went about their newest mission.

As Naruto’s protests began echoing
throughout the floor, Tsunade poured herself a drink
and smiled.