Tripp NYC
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Naruto AU/AR › General
Rating:
Adult +
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1
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1,072
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2
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Tripp NYC
The delicious scent of coffee and clove cigarettes surrounded Temari as she snaked her arm around the Taijutsu master. It had been one of the more peaceful days so far, and she intended to keep it that way. She took another drag of the cancer stick, inhaling the smoke deeply into her perpetually virgin lungs.
"Lee-san. I wanted to thank you..." The taijutsu master turned and faced his date.
"Hm? What for?"
"...Just for being my friend, however wierd that sounds."
And it WAS wierd; Lee wasn't sure what to say. So he just sent the Kunoichi a smile and nod.
"Um...Yeah. So what kind of coffee did you order, Temari-san?"
Temari examined her cup closely and sniffed it.
"Just plain coffee. Anything more exuberant than that--"
"Temari-neechan!!" A familiar blonde Puppet-nin had shattered the already fragile peace. Fuck him!
"--Pisses...me...off." And did it ever. The two interlopers, Kankurou and Gaara, sat down beside the Kunoichi and her date. She would kill them both. Very. Very. Violently. And no one would tell her not to. They were her foster brothers, after all. Kankurou threw his arm around Temari's shoulder, pulling her close.
"Temari-neesan! You didn't tell me you were coming here today! Why...?"
"Because of what you're doing right now. What the fuck do you think you're doing?" A fox-grin spread across the blond Puppet-nin's charming face.
"Gettin' coffee. Pestering my older sister...speaking of which..." Kankurou reached out for Temari's plain Arabic liquid--which was still in the process of cooling off. After eagerly taking a sip, he then realized how volcanically hot it was!
"Ah, Hot!! Dammit! It burns!!"
The entire cafe was staring at him, with his arms flailing and...other things. It was not a pretty sight at all. And it was even worse for the Kunoichi, who, in her mind was plotting out ways to kill her brother and not be suspected. Nothing successful came to mind. She'd be screwed if she went through with the plans...Damn. Suddenly, to everyone's greatest terror, the scorching hot liquid was spilt all over Temari's lap.
A horrible gasp echoed throughout the tiny shop; Lee and Gaara's eyes grew so large and fearful that it looked like they were bulging out of their skulls...which in Lee's case, did not matter, for his eyes were already monstrously large. The Kunoichi, on the other hand, appeared very placid, green eyes still hidden behind that shaggy, sandy blonde mop of hair. Hot liquid seeped through her clothes and down onto the seat. It was the calm before the storm.
Temari suddenly raised her chin, all fury alive in her face. Hell hath no fury like a woman's wrath. She would kill them ALL.
"Kankurou...you poured coffee on my new pants!! These are Tripp NYC pants! Eighty-six dollars at Hot Topic, you little fucker!!! EIGHTY. SIX. DOLLARS. Of my own fucking MONEY!!" The Dragon drew her claws, threatening to make her assault. Kankurou was doing his very best to reserve the peace...but not doing a very good job.
"Ah, I'm-I'm...I'm sorry, Neechan!! I didn't--"
"Eighty-six dollars!!" Temari continued.
"That was the goddamn rent for the apartment, you stupid woman!!" Gaara shook his fist at the assailant, who then cast him a very demonic glare...The pants obviously meant a lot to her. The Tanuki then whispered gentley into Lee's ear.
"You've got to do something, BushyBrow! She'll kill us all!"
"Me? What do you want me to do?!"
"Use the Power of Youth. I've heard that cures possesion..." The Taijutsu master had never been more insulted!
"What?!"
"Please Lee...You're our only hope! Think of what Gai-sensei would do..." The name exploded inside Lee's head, an image of Gai-sensei making the nice-guy pose, wearing a cape and a big "G" on his chest burned bright in the darkness. Lee would save them all from Temari's menace! Suddenly, the Taijutsu master leapt onto the coffee maker with amazing agility.
"In the name of all that is good and moral...I say, YOSH!!"
With the Taijutsu master's fist held high in the air, he summoned his teacher with their sacred cry of "YOSH!! The Power of Youth!!" Temari changed back into human form and raised an eyebrow at the now glorified Lee.
"Lee, get down from there. If you want attention, fine--but don't make a goddamned ass of yourself."
//Fin//
"Lee-san. I wanted to thank you..." The taijutsu master turned and faced his date.
"Hm? What for?"
"...Just for being my friend, however wierd that sounds."
And it WAS wierd; Lee wasn't sure what to say. So he just sent the Kunoichi a smile and nod.
"Um...Yeah. So what kind of coffee did you order, Temari-san?"
Temari examined her cup closely and sniffed it.
"Just plain coffee. Anything more exuberant than that--"
"Temari-neechan!!" A familiar blonde Puppet-nin had shattered the already fragile peace. Fuck him!
"--Pisses...me...off." And did it ever. The two interlopers, Kankurou and Gaara, sat down beside the Kunoichi and her date. She would kill them both. Very. Very. Violently. And no one would tell her not to. They were her foster brothers, after all. Kankurou threw his arm around Temari's shoulder, pulling her close.
"Temari-neesan! You didn't tell me you were coming here today! Why...?"
"Because of what you're doing right now. What the fuck do you think you're doing?" A fox-grin spread across the blond Puppet-nin's charming face.
"Gettin' coffee. Pestering my older sister...speaking of which..." Kankurou reached out for Temari's plain Arabic liquid--which was still in the process of cooling off. After eagerly taking a sip, he then realized how volcanically hot it was!
"Ah, Hot!! Dammit! It burns!!"
The entire cafe was staring at him, with his arms flailing and...other things. It was not a pretty sight at all. And it was even worse for the Kunoichi, who, in her mind was plotting out ways to kill her brother and not be suspected. Nothing successful came to mind. She'd be screwed if she went through with the plans...Damn. Suddenly, to everyone's greatest terror, the scorching hot liquid was spilt all over Temari's lap.
A horrible gasp echoed throughout the tiny shop; Lee and Gaara's eyes grew so large and fearful that it looked like they were bulging out of their skulls...which in Lee's case, did not matter, for his eyes were already monstrously large. The Kunoichi, on the other hand, appeared very placid, green eyes still hidden behind that shaggy, sandy blonde mop of hair. Hot liquid seeped through her clothes and down onto the seat. It was the calm before the storm.
Temari suddenly raised her chin, all fury alive in her face. Hell hath no fury like a woman's wrath. She would kill them ALL.
"Kankurou...you poured coffee on my new pants!! These are Tripp NYC pants! Eighty-six dollars at Hot Topic, you little fucker!!! EIGHTY. SIX. DOLLARS. Of my own fucking MONEY!!" The Dragon drew her claws, threatening to make her assault. Kankurou was doing his very best to reserve the peace...but not doing a very good job.
"Ah, I'm-I'm...I'm sorry, Neechan!! I didn't--"
"Eighty-six dollars!!" Temari continued.
"That was the goddamn rent for the apartment, you stupid woman!!" Gaara shook his fist at the assailant, who then cast him a very demonic glare...The pants obviously meant a lot to her. The Tanuki then whispered gentley into Lee's ear.
"You've got to do something, BushyBrow! She'll kill us all!"
"Me? What do you want me to do?!"
"Use the Power of Youth. I've heard that cures possesion..." The Taijutsu master had never been more insulted!
"What?!"
"Please Lee...You're our only hope! Think of what Gai-sensei would do..." The name exploded inside Lee's head, an image of Gai-sensei making the nice-guy pose, wearing a cape and a big "G" on his chest burned bright in the darkness. Lee would save them all from Temari's menace! Suddenly, the Taijutsu master leapt onto the coffee maker with amazing agility.
"In the name of all that is good and moral...I say, YOSH!!"
With the Taijutsu master's fist held high in the air, he summoned his teacher with their sacred cry of "YOSH!! The Power of Youth!!" Temari changed back into human form and raised an eyebrow at the now glorified Lee.
"Lee, get down from there. If you want attention, fine--but don't make a goddamned ass of yourself."
//Fin//