A Naruto Christmas Special
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
1,111
Reviews:
11
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The Send Off (aka A Christmas Song for Sasuke)
Okay here goes a little something from the most dorky recesses of my brain, the first chapter is utter rubbish but it got me going, the second is much better and the third very silly and kinda raunchy.
Warnings: If you're one of those people who take christmas really seriously and can't joke about it, don't read this, it's very irreverent.
Part 1: The Send Off (aka A Christmas Song for Sasuke)
Naruto:
I MISS YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
BUT I STILL MISS YOU; MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
ASS-KICKINGS I'LL BRING TO YOU AND YOUR KIN
ASS-KICKINGS FOR CHRISTMAS, I'LL BRING YOUR ASS HOME!
And the Rookie 9 Chorus:
OH, BRING US A TRUSSED UP SASUKE
YES, BRING US A TRUSSED UP SASUKE
HURRY AND BRING BACK A TRUSSED UP SASUKE,
SO WE CAN KICK HIS ASS TOO!!
and back to Naruto:
I WON'T STOP UNTIL I GET HIM BACK
NEVER STOP UNTIL I GET HIM BACK
WATCH ME BRING HIS ASS KICKING AND SCREAMING BACK HOME.
(A/N: Try and fit that into the song, Heh!)
Now Everybody:
WE MISS YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
BUT WE STILL MISS YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
BASTARD, GET YOUR STUBBORN ASS BACK HOME!!
Coming soon: Twas the Night Before Christmas!
Warnings: If you're one of those people who take christmas really seriously and can't joke about it, don't read this, it's very irreverent.
Part 1: The Send Off (aka A Christmas Song for Sasuke)
Naruto:
I MISS YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
BUT I STILL MISS YOU; MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR
ASS-KICKINGS I'LL BRING TO YOU AND YOUR KIN
ASS-KICKINGS FOR CHRISTMAS, I'LL BRING YOUR ASS HOME!
And the Rookie 9 Chorus:
OH, BRING US A TRUSSED UP SASUKE
YES, BRING US A TRUSSED UP SASUKE
HURRY AND BRING BACK A TRUSSED UP SASUKE,
SO WE CAN KICK HIS ASS TOO!!
and back to Naruto:
I WON'T STOP UNTIL I GET HIM BACK
NEVER STOP UNTIL I GET HIM BACK
WATCH ME BRING HIS ASS KICKING AND SCREAMING BACK HOME.
(A/N: Try and fit that into the song, Heh!)
Now Everybody:
WE MISS YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
AND WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
BUT WE STILL MISS YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
BASTARD, GET YOUR STUBBORN ASS BACK HOME!!
Coming soon: Twas the Night Before Christmas!