A Konoha Christmas
folder
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,008
Reviews:
17
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Category:
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,008
Reviews:
17
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
A Konoha Christmas
A/N: it's not going to make any sense, so be forewarned! Merry Christmas!
side note: i couldn't fit it in the poem, but Team 7 is having a Christmas Eve sleepover at the Uchiha's house!
enjoy!!
_________________________
A Konoha Christmas
_________________________
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Uchiha Sasuke was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of killing Itachi danced in his head.
Sakura in her nightie and Naruto in his cap
Had just themselves settled for a long winter’s nap.
When out at the gates there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.
Away to the windows they flew like flashes,
Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sashes.
There in the night, on the new-fallen snow,
They saw ninja jumping to the wet ground below.
When what to their wondering eyes should appear?
But Orochimaru and a man held in fear.
Team 7 stopped; they knew he was a dick!
For they saw in a moment that it was St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles, the Hokage, she came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, Kakashi! Now, Neji! Now, Genma and Gai!
On, Sasuke! On, Naruto! On, Sakura and Sai!
“To the top of the gates! He’s gone over the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away, all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
The ninja went after that snake-bastard guy.
So through the dense forest the chasers they flew
After Orochimaru and St. Nicholas, too.
And then, in a twinkling, Orochimaru stopped,
And there a shaken St. Nick was plopped.
As Naruto drew in his hand, a swirling Rasengan,
The Uchiha activated his deadly Sharingan.
The other shinobi all circled the fight,
Not wishing to be maimed this Christmas Eve night.
The snake sannin laughed and flicked out his tongue,
And Sasuke and Naruto attacked with a lunge.
Sasuke’s eyes – how they twirled! His temple how strained!
As Naruto powered up, his chakra, how it pained!
His usually loud mouth became wicked and sharp,
His razor claws ready to tear out the snake’s heart.
A senbon needle Genma held in his teeth,
Waiting for Kakashi’s signal to leap.
A hand held up to tell them to lie,
Kakashi watched with his Sharingan eye.
His kids were fast and graceful, good shinobi stock,
Their every single move the sannin couldn’t block.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his wrist,
The circled shinobi moved as Sasuke made a fist.
St. Nick was recovered as chirps of birds filled the air,
And when the flashes died down, to look, no one dared.
“You two saved Santa!” people cheered as they returned.
But the two boys didn’t care, as, soon, they all learned.
Adrenaline in their veins and energy to spend,
They entwined their hands and gave Sakura to a friend.
Sakura complained, “It’s Christmas!” and together they scoffed,
“Well, Happy Christmas to all, and to all, fuck off!”
~owari~
________________________________________
any guesses on how they spent their Christmas? ^.~ i told you it made no sense!
i hope you liked this, and thank you for reading!
special notice: the next chapter of "Kitsune no Yomeiri" will be posted after the holidays, if it stops kicking my ass.
side note: i couldn't fit it in the poem, but Team 7 is having a Christmas Eve sleepover at the Uchiha's house!
enjoy!!
_________________________
A Konoha Christmas
_________________________
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Uchiha Sasuke was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of killing Itachi danced in his head.
Sakura in her nightie and Naruto in his cap
Had just themselves settled for a long winter’s nap.
When out at the gates there arose such a clatter,
They sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.
Away to the windows they flew like flashes,
Tore open the shutters, and threw up the sashes.
There in the night, on the new-fallen snow,
They saw ninja jumping to the wet ground below.
When what to their wondering eyes should appear?
But Orochimaru and a man held in fear.
Team 7 stopped; they knew he was a dick!
For they saw in a moment that it was St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles, the Hokage, she came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, Kakashi! Now, Neji! Now, Genma and Gai!
On, Sasuke! On, Naruto! On, Sakura and Sai!
“To the top of the gates! He’s gone over the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away, all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
The ninja went after that snake-bastard guy.
So through the dense forest the chasers they flew
After Orochimaru and St. Nicholas, too.
And then, in a twinkling, Orochimaru stopped,
And there a shaken St. Nick was plopped.
As Naruto drew in his hand, a swirling Rasengan,
The Uchiha activated his deadly Sharingan.
The other shinobi all circled the fight,
Not wishing to be maimed this Christmas Eve night.
The snake sannin laughed and flicked out his tongue,
And Sasuke and Naruto attacked with a lunge.
Sasuke’s eyes – how they twirled! His temple how strained!
As Naruto powered up, his chakra, how it pained!
His usually loud mouth became wicked and sharp,
His razor claws ready to tear out the snake’s heart.
A senbon needle Genma held in his teeth,
Waiting for Kakashi’s signal to leap.
A hand held up to tell them to lie,
Kakashi watched with his Sharingan eye.
His kids were fast and graceful, good shinobi stock,
Their every single move the sannin couldn’t block.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his wrist,
The circled shinobi moved as Sasuke made a fist.
St. Nick was recovered as chirps of birds filled the air,
And when the flashes died down, to look, no one dared.
“You two saved Santa!” people cheered as they returned.
But the two boys didn’t care, as, soon, they all learned.
Adrenaline in their veins and energy to spend,
They entwined their hands and gave Sakura to a friend.
Sakura complained, “It’s Christmas!” and together they scoffed,
“Well, Happy Christmas to all, and to all, fuck off!”
~owari~
________________________________________
any guesses on how they spent their Christmas? ^.~ i told you it made no sense!
i hope you liked this, and thank you for reading!
special notice: the next chapter of "Kitsune no Yomeiri" will be posted after the holidays, if it stops kicking my ass.