Naruto: the Musical
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Bohemian Rhapsody
A/N: i know this is not one of the two stories that i talked about, but i wanted to do this with weiss kreuz, and now naruto's got me, so i had to do this, especially when inspiration struck me like a soap opera star. this is written in play format, so the chapters might not be so quick in coming. some will be long, some will be short. but i assure you, with the songs i'm using, it'll be worth it.
anything in italics is emphasis or song lyrics.
this story is sasuke-centric, but every character i use will get to 'sing'. just wait till i get to kakashi. heh heh... oh, and the smut will be interesting, to say the least. enjoy!!
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Act I, Scene I: Bohemian Rhapsody
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[The curtain opens, but the lights do not go up. The audience is looking at a black stage, the darkness too deep to penetrate. Then sounds are heard offstage, groans and the squeaking of metal. Someone is breathing heavily, and then an ear-shattering scream is heard.]
[Offstage] “Your body is so delicious, Sasuke-kun. And even after all this time, you’re so tight and arousing.”
[Whispered] “Thank you, Orochimaru-sama.”
[A gun shot is heard, followed by a sickening thud and muffled shouts. The audience hears the rustle of clothes, and as the lights finally illuminate the stage, the main character of the story runs onto the bare stage, his head turned back to the wings, and his hands at his pants zipper. In his right hand, the audience sees a gun. The shouts are heard more clearly now, and the character turns to face the audience. His raven hair is damp and clinging to his face, the pale skin of which is splattered with blood. Footsteps are heard nearing the stage, and the character runs off. Three men enter stage right.]
“Kabuto-san, what are we going to do?”
“Orochimaru-sama is dead. Whatever leverage he had over the Uchiha family is gone with him. All we can do now is find Sasuke and kill him.”
“He couldn’t have gotten far.”
“Do not underestimate him. He is Itachi’s brother, after all.”
“And that is something Orochimaru-sama should have kept in mind.”
[The stage goes dark once again. A spotlight is cast upon the figure of Uchiha Sasuke, the protagonist of the story, as the scenery is changed silently in the background. He’s fully clothed and staring at the gun in his hand, his body language clearly stating that he cannot believe what he has just done. Singing is heard offstage.]
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
[Sasuke sings.] “I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.”
Because I’m easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
[Sasuke joins.] Anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me, to me.
[The stage lights have come up to show inside the Uchiha house, a small two-story. Stage left is a flight of stairs leading up to the second story of the house. Across the platform, stage right, is a bed, skewed so that the audience can see a woman asleep in it. Sasuke climbs the stairs slowly.]
“Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead. Mama, life had just begun, and now I’ve gone and thrown it all away. [Sasuke reaches his mother’s side and runs his hand gently over her cheek, and then returns down the stairs.] Mama, ooo~, didn’t mean to make you cry. If I’m not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters. [The spotlight engulfs Sasuke once again for another scenery change.]
“Too late, my time has come. Send shivers down my spine; body’s aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooo~, I don’t want to die. I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.”
[The lights come back up to reveal Sasuke in an alleyway between two brick buildings at stage left, trash thrown everywhere. He shivers from a sudden breeze, and he looks around. A shadow is thrown across the side of one of the brick buildings, and Sasuke startles.]
“I see a little silhouetto of a man.” [His backup sings offstage.]
Scaramouche, scaramouche
Will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me
[Sasuke is moving his head frantically, looking for the ‘man.’]
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo figaro
Magnifico
[People in dark outfits enter stage left, crowding Sasuke.]
“But I’m just a poor boy, and nobody loves me.”
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
[Sasuke puts his hands out, imploringly.] “Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?”
Bismillah!
No, we will not let you go (Let him go~)
Bismillah!
We will not let you go (Let him go~)
Bismillah!
Will not let you go (Let me go)
Will not let you go (Let me go)
Will not let you go
Let me go~
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me~
For me~
For me~!
[Sasuke takes off running. People entering stage right cut him off. Sasuke smirks and stands his ground.]
“So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? [Sasuke throws his head to the heavens.] So you think you can love me and leave me to die? [The people on stage join in as they begin to gang up on the Uchiha.] Ooo~ baby, can’t do this to me baby. Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.”
[Sasuke fights them off. They pick themselves up and slowly leave the stage. The spotlight comes up, sending the background into darkness once again.]
Ooo~, ooo~, ooo~
Ooo, yeah
Ooo, yeah
Ooo~
[The stage lights come up, and Sasuke is now outside someone’s window, a large tree right out side. He starts to climb it as he sings.]
“Nothing really matters, anyone can see. Nothing really matters. Nothing really matters to me~.” [Sasuke is on a branch next to the window. As he extends a fist, he turns back to look up into the sky.]
(Any way the wind blows~)
[Sasuke taps lightly on the glass.]
TBC
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song: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
how was that? it was short because it's just an introduction. i'll try to go into more detail in the next chapter.
next chapter: Act I, Scene II: I'm Just a Girl
anything in italics is emphasis or song lyrics.
this story is sasuke-centric, but every character i use will get to 'sing'. just wait till i get to kakashi. heh heh... oh, and the smut will be interesting, to say the least. enjoy!!
____________________________________
Act I, Scene I: Bohemian Rhapsody
____________________________________
[The curtain opens, but the lights do not go up. The audience is looking at a black stage, the darkness too deep to penetrate. Then sounds are heard offstage, groans and the squeaking of metal. Someone is breathing heavily, and then an ear-shattering scream is heard.]
[Offstage] “Your body is so delicious, Sasuke-kun. And even after all this time, you’re so tight and arousing.”
[Whispered] “Thank you, Orochimaru-sama.”
[A gun shot is heard, followed by a sickening thud and muffled shouts. The audience hears the rustle of clothes, and as the lights finally illuminate the stage, the main character of the story runs onto the bare stage, his head turned back to the wings, and his hands at his pants zipper. In his right hand, the audience sees a gun. The shouts are heard more clearly now, and the character turns to face the audience. His raven hair is damp and clinging to his face, the pale skin of which is splattered with blood. Footsteps are heard nearing the stage, and the character runs off. Three men enter stage right.]
“Kabuto-san, what are we going to do?”
“Orochimaru-sama is dead. Whatever leverage he had over the Uchiha family is gone with him. All we can do now is find Sasuke and kill him.”
“He couldn’t have gotten far.”
“Do not underestimate him. He is Itachi’s brother, after all.”
“And that is something Orochimaru-sama should have kept in mind.”
[The stage goes dark once again. A spotlight is cast upon the figure of Uchiha Sasuke, the protagonist of the story, as the scenery is changed silently in the background. He’s fully clothed and staring at the gun in his hand, his body language clearly stating that he cannot believe what he has just done. Singing is heard offstage.]
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
[Sasuke sings.] “I’m just a poor boy, I need no sympathy.”
Because I’m easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
[Sasuke joins.] Anyway the wind blows doesn’t really matter to me, to me.
[The stage lights have come up to show inside the Uchiha house, a small two-story. Stage left is a flight of stairs leading up to the second story of the house. Across the platform, stage right, is a bed, skewed so that the audience can see a woman asleep in it. Sasuke climbs the stairs slowly.]
“Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead. Mama, life had just begun, and now I’ve gone and thrown it all away. [Sasuke reaches his mother’s side and runs his hand gently over her cheek, and then returns down the stairs.] Mama, ooo~, didn’t mean to make you cry. If I’m not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters. [The spotlight engulfs Sasuke once again for another scenery change.]
“Too late, my time has come. Send shivers down my spine; body’s aching all the time. Goodbye, everybody, I’ve got to go. Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth. Mama, ooo~, I don’t want to die. I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all.”
[The lights come back up to reveal Sasuke in an alleyway between two brick buildings at stage left, trash thrown everywhere. He shivers from a sudden breeze, and he looks around. A shadow is thrown across the side of one of the brick buildings, and Sasuke startles.]
“I see a little silhouetto of a man.” [His backup sings offstage.]
Scaramouche, scaramouche
Will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me
[Sasuke is moving his head frantically, looking for the ‘man.’]
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo figaro
Magnifico
[People in dark outfits enter stage left, crowding Sasuke.]
“But I’m just a poor boy, and nobody loves me.”
He’s just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
[Sasuke puts his hands out, imploringly.] “Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?”
Bismillah!
No, we will not let you go (Let him go~)
Bismillah!
We will not let you go (Let him go~)
Bismillah!
Will not let you go (Let me go)
Will not let you go (Let me go)
Will not let you go
Let me go~
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me~
For me~
For me~!
[Sasuke takes off running. People entering stage right cut him off. Sasuke smirks and stands his ground.]
“So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? [Sasuke throws his head to the heavens.] So you think you can love me and leave me to die? [The people on stage join in as they begin to gang up on the Uchiha.] Ooo~ baby, can’t do this to me baby. Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.”
[Sasuke fights them off. They pick themselves up and slowly leave the stage. The spotlight comes up, sending the background into darkness once again.]
Ooo~, ooo~, ooo~
Ooo, yeah
Ooo, yeah
Ooo~
[The stage lights come up, and Sasuke is now outside someone’s window, a large tree right out side. He starts to climb it as he sings.]
“Nothing really matters, anyone can see. Nothing really matters. Nothing really matters to me~.” [Sasuke is on a branch next to the window. As he extends a fist, he turns back to look up into the sky.]
(Any way the wind blows~)
[Sasuke taps lightly on the glass.]
TBC
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song: Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
how was that? it was short because it's just an introduction. i'll try to go into more detail in the next chapter.
next chapter: Act I, Scene II: I'm Just a Girl