Naruto the Musical, Buffy style

Naruto: The Musical (Buffy Style)

Note from author, this is going to be a long fic.
Theres going to be with many chapters using the song and plot from the Buffy musical episode. Warning?
Probably yaoi somewhere and a lot of angst, and I intend to add spanking as well, don't like, don't read!


“This is terrible Tsunade! There have been three more cases of spontaneous combustion in the village this morning! Have you found out why they combusted yet?” Shizune paced anxiously in front of the female Hokage’s desk, Toto at her heels.
“Hokage?” Shizune was enraged to see that Tsunade had fallen back asleep on her desk among the papers and sake bottles.
“This is important Tsunade! The whole village is in an uproar! Some of them are even blaming Naruto for this!”
“WHAT!” Tsunade bolted upright like someone had lit a fire jitsu under her breasts, and Shizune noticed that some of the scrolls from the desk were still attached to her face by drool.
“WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY BLAME NARUTO? HE’S A GOOD BOY! HE WOULDN’T SET FIRE TO PEOPLE!” Tsunade continued ranting all the way to the library scaring other ninjas into running away from her rage.

Later, Tsunade was sitting in the library pouring over a scroll, when a funny feeling came over her and she could hear the beginnings of a strain of a song and the desire to burst into song came over her. As though the words were being forced out of her she began to sing to the music. ANBU ninjas that were coming to her to report their findings looked on in horror, trapped in the spell as well, waiting for their cue:

Tsunade (pulling out scrolls, looking at them before throwing them over her shoulder:
Every single night
The same arrangement
I go out and research the fight
Still I always feel
This strange estrangement
Nothing here is real
Nothing here is right
I’ve been making shows of throwing blows
Just hoping no one knows
That I’ve been
Going through the motions
Walking through the part
Nothing seems to penetrate my heart
I was always brave
And kind of righteous
Now I find I’m wavering
S-class criminals popping out of graves
You find this fight just
Doesn’t mean a thing
Kakashi, appearing at the window hanging upside down:
She ain’t got that swing
Tsunade:
Thanks for noticing
Dancing ANBU AND Kakashi doing a cancan:
She does pretty well with ninjas from hell
But lately we can tell
That she’s just
Going through the motions
Faking it somehow
Jiraiya popping up next to her and trying to grope her:
She’s not even half the girl she-ow…
He falls to the ground after being kicked hard in the groin
Tsunade looking wistful:
Will I stay this way forever
Sleepwalk through my life’s endeavor
Gai and a fully healed Lee walk in:
How can I repay-
Tsunade with a dismissing wave:
-Whatever
I don’t want to be
Going through the motions
Losing all my drive
I can’t even see if this is really me
And I just want to feel….
Alive!

As suddenly as it had begun, the room went quiet, leaving everyone staring in confused silence. Gai was the first to regain his composure.
“Well the fires of youth compel ye! Let us all join in song again soon!” He walked out of the scroll library with Lee while everyone else sweat dropped.
“Erm, how bout we never speak of this again and your wages will all be substantial this month?” Tsunade asked.