Talented Tongue

Hello there, this is gonna be a two-shot on this site. It was originally a one-shot but no longer. It's rated NC-17 cause of the second chapter. This takes place before Sasuke left and before Sakura became tolerable.

WARNING:This is a SasuNaru and will have a MAJOR lemon in the second chapter so if you don't like gay relationships or SasuNaru then use the very useful back button now please. Please no flaming the pairing.

Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto and never will unfortunately.
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Kakashi had decided that his team needed a break and had set a picnic up. Of course Sakura tried to engineer things so that she was sitting right next to Sasuke, but Kakashi made her sit between himself and Naruto, much to her dismay. Sasuke and Naruto had been getting along amazingly well the entire day. Insults had been down to a minimum, there hadn't been an arguement all day, Sasuke was actually keeping up a conversation without scowling constantly, and Naruto wasn't yelling out every few minutes.
Kakashi was more than pleased by how peaceful the day had been. While Naruto was finishing a story about Jiraya getting caught peeping, the jonin took out a cake that Iruka had made. It had white frosting and a single cherry with a stem on top.
"Okay Team 7 time for dessert."
Naruto looked at the cake, "Ne Kakashi-sensei, can I have the cherry?"
"Sure Naruto."
The blond grinned and plucked the cherry off the cake, popping the whole thing, stem and all, in his mouth. Sakura stared at him in disgust while his mouth was moving, "I know you'll eat anything Naruto, but that's ridiculous."
Sasuke glared at her and Kakashi shot her a disapproving look, but Naruto just looked at her amusedly and stuck out his tongue. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at the object on Naruto's tongue, "Dobe, what is that?"
Naruto took it off his tongue and held it up, "It's the cherry stem."
Kakashi peered at it curiously, "You tied it in a knot with your tongue?"
"Yup!"
Sakura gawked in disbelief, "THAT'S why you wanted the cherry?"
He grinned and nodded.
"You're such an idiot!"
Naruto waited until Sasuke took a sip of his soda, then he said, "Maybe but you should see what else I can do with my tongue."
Sasuke choked and spit soda all over Sakura while Kakashi watched and laughed.
Sasuke glared at Naruto warningly, "Dobe." Naruto, as usual, completely ignored the warning, leaned forward, and kissed Sasuke in front of Kakashi, who raised an eyebrow in mild surprise, and Sakura, who pitched a fit.
As Naruto pulled away, Sakura stared in horror at the string of saliva that stretched between the two boys' mouths. Then she screeched, "Never touch Sasuke-kun like that you freak!," and slugged Naruto, sending him crashing into a tree five feet away. Before Kakashi could reprimand her, Sasuke caught he wrist in a bone-crushing grip, glared at her, Sharingan blazing, and snarled at her in a low viscious tone, "If you EVER hit Naruto again, or even look at him the wrong way, I'll rip your arms off and beat you to death with them. Understand?"
Sakura managed a terrified nod and Sasuke flung her wrist away from him like it was a peice of slimy garbage. He walked over to Naruto, his Sharingan fading.
Sasuke knelt down and helped Naruto sit up, "You okay?"
Naruto winced at the pain in his cheek and side where he'd hit the tree, but said, "I'm fine, just a little bruised."
Sasuke leaned in to whisper seductively, "Then let's go home so I can make you feel better. I'm rather talented with MY tongue as you well know."
Naruto blushed and left with the ravenette, walking towards the Uchiha's apartment.
Kakashi watched them go with amusement before turning towards Sakura and flaying her bloody with well chosen viscious words. It was rather satisfying watching the selfish girl cringe.
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S'okay did you like it?
{ITACHI} Where did that come from?
{T.W.} Well I was practicing tying cherry stems into knots with my tongue when I heard someone in a movie say "You should see what else I can do with my hands" and so a plot dust bunny bit me in the butt and this fic was born.
{SAI} Wait a sec. YOU can tie cherry stems into knots with your tongue?
{T.W.} Yeah and I can also unwrap Starburst candies with my mouth.
{ITACHI} You badly need a hobby.
{T.W.} Considering what your hobbies are, I'll stick to cherry stems, Starburst wrappers, and writing fanfiction thanks.
{ITACHI} You wouldn't jump at the chance to take up one particular hobby of mine?(whispers into T.W.'s ear)
{T.W.} Are you offering?
{ITACHI} No.
{T.W.} Then no, it'd be suicidal.
{SAI} What would be suicidal?
{T.W.} Nothing you need to worry about. Well let me know what you think of this fic. Like it? Despise it? Please review if you can, even flames make me happy. Ja ne!