Icha Icha Crisis
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Category:
Naruto › General
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
1
Views:
1,150
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Icha Icha Crisis
Disclaimer: Naruto and Co. does not belong to me.
Warning: Crack Humor. All that Jazz xDD
Story 1: When Icha Icha Paradise Got Banned
A/N: If you find this story familiar, I must state I did not steal from another author. It was from my old account, and I re-wrote some parts. Hope the humor is better this time round. Enjoy! xD
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“Ahh ahh…” Naruto huffed, toeing a small rock and kicking it off, then sighed in boredom. This was a nice afternoon to waste on waiting. The blond scrunched his face up into an expression of concentration. Hell, he should be training so he can kick that arrogant bastard’s ass soon. “Where is Kakashi-sensei?” a loud whine announced his exasperation as Naruto went back to the task of kicking listlessly at the dirt floor.
“The official word is out that Tsunade-sama has banned Icha Icha Paradise in Konoha. Maybe Kakashi-sensei…” Sakura began to explain but was interrupted by an ear-splitting exclamation.
“EH?! Icha Icha Paradise got banned?! How come I don’t know anything about it? Oh my Hokage! Kakashi-sensei must be devastated! What if he can’t take the blow and decided to kill himself? Wait, he might become a missing-nin! Then…then the next time we meet, I might have to kill him. Oh no, either way he will die! Poor Kakashi-sensei!” the kyuubi retainer shrieked in distress, waving his clenched fists to the sky with tears overflowing those baby blues.
A neat blow was delivered to the Naruto’s head, effectively shutting him up from his rant. “Don’t be stupid!” his pink-haired teammate screeched, towering over the blond who has doubled over from the pain. She could feel a tick on her forehead, twitching.
“Sakuraaaa-chan…” the loudmouth nin cried woefully with a baleful pout. “That hurts…”
“Hn…idiot.“ a stoic figure sitting under the shade of some trees snorted derisively.
“What did you say, Sasuke-bastard?” Naruto whirled around to glare at the offender. Going into a fighting stance, his body readied itself for a fight when…
“Yo.” A familiar greeting has two heads swiveling to meet its owner immediately while the Uchiha just looked up coolly from under his lashes.
“You're late!" the only female present screamed habitually, and pointed an accusing finger at their sensei.
Simultaneously, the hyperactive blond yelled. "DON’T DIE, KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
“You see…I kept losing my way because I can’t see the roads.” The jounin explained and pointed to the top of his head. Three pair of eyes traveled up in the appointed direction and sweatdropped. The thick crown of silver hair which usually defied gravity has flopped over dead, and was barely held back by a bright purple hair-band now. (gay color xD)
“Che…you looked ridiculous.” Sasuke commented, and once again, began to mutter under his breath how he was never going to get stronger while staying in this village and kill Itachi.
“How did this happen?” the pink haired genin could scarcely contained her smile while Inner Sakura was screeching with laughter. In the background, Naruto was rolling back and forth on ground, clutching his aching stomach while howling in glee.
“I have no idea. I only know the moment Tsunade-sama did the-thing-that-must-not-be-named, I start having problems seeing the roads. I never feel so lost in my life before…” Kakashi sighed and stared off into the distance with a misty eye.
“MustHavePowerMumbleGoToMumbleMumblePurpleBowedTransvestiteMumbleMumble…” Sasuke sunk deeper in his thoughts.
“…” Sakura’s lips twitched, releasing a small giggle.
“Bwahahahahahah …” Naruto rolled past, still laughing.
Minutes later, Kakashi finally recovered from his trance and sent the three genins off on a D-rank mission. He then disappeared shortly after.
The whole afternoon went past in a blink of an eye, and the trio soon returned to the third training ground to await their teacher’s dismissal for the day. Tired from the day’s mission, they could not wait to go home but Kakashi was nowhere in sight.
“Search for him.” Sasuke said coolly.
Naruto was about to protest against his rival’s arrogant command, but then decided to let it go for once.
Going separate paths, the three split up and went scouting for the said jounin.
Soon after, Naruto heard some familiar giggling near the stream and he went over to check it out. Lo and behold, he found Kakashi who was bent over in a crouch, gaze fixated on something on the ground. Unable to see clearly what was amusing the silver-haired guy, the kyuubi-host quietly walked about for a closer look. What he saw made his eyes went wide and his jaw dropped dramatically. He meeped and went running off to find the others.
"Oh. My. Hokage. Kakashi-sensei has lost his sanity!" Naruto rushed out his words to his team-mates after re-uniting with them. "He was down by the stream, giggling…WHILE WATCHING TWO CRICKETS MATE!"
"..." Sakura fainted.
Sasuke solemnly hopped off from his perch on a branch and headed in the direction of the Sound Village, mumbling. “MyLifeIsSoSad. ItachiKilledOurFamilyAndLeftMeAloneToFendAgainstFanGirlsAndBoys. IHaveAPervertedFruitCakeOfATeacherAndCan’tBecomePowerfulEnoughToKillItachiStayingHere.NowIAmGoingToSoundAndProbablyGetAssRapedByTheOrochivestiteBecauseIAmTooSexyMumblemumble…”
"Oi, Sasuke-bastard, take me with you!" the blond yelled desperately and went chasing after the Uchiha.
Owari
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Warning: Crack Humor. All that Jazz xDD
Story 1: When Icha Icha Paradise Got Banned
A/N: If you find this story familiar, I must state I did not steal from another author. It was from my old account, and I re-wrote some parts. Hope the humor is better this time round. Enjoy! xD
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“Ahh ahh…” Naruto huffed, toeing a small rock and kicking it off, then sighed in boredom. This was a nice afternoon to waste on waiting. The blond scrunched his face up into an expression of concentration. Hell, he should be training so he can kick that arrogant bastard’s ass soon. “Where is Kakashi-sensei?” a loud whine announced his exasperation as Naruto went back to the task of kicking listlessly at the dirt floor.
“The official word is out that Tsunade-sama has banned Icha Icha Paradise in Konoha. Maybe Kakashi-sensei…” Sakura began to explain but was interrupted by an ear-splitting exclamation.
“EH?! Icha Icha Paradise got banned?! How come I don’t know anything about it? Oh my Hokage! Kakashi-sensei must be devastated! What if he can’t take the blow and decided to kill himself? Wait, he might become a missing-nin! Then…then the next time we meet, I might have to kill him. Oh no, either way he will die! Poor Kakashi-sensei!” the kyuubi retainer shrieked in distress, waving his clenched fists to the sky with tears overflowing those baby blues.
A neat blow was delivered to the Naruto’s head, effectively shutting him up from his rant. “Don’t be stupid!” his pink-haired teammate screeched, towering over the blond who has doubled over from the pain. She could feel a tick on her forehead, twitching.
“Sakuraaaa-chan…” the loudmouth nin cried woefully with a baleful pout. “That hurts…”
“Hn…idiot.“ a stoic figure sitting under the shade of some trees snorted derisively.
“What did you say, Sasuke-bastard?” Naruto whirled around to glare at the offender. Going into a fighting stance, his body readied itself for a fight when…
“Yo.” A familiar greeting has two heads swiveling to meet its owner immediately while the Uchiha just looked up coolly from under his lashes.
“You're late!" the only female present screamed habitually, and pointed an accusing finger at their sensei.
Simultaneously, the hyperactive blond yelled. "DON’T DIE, KAKASHI-SENSEI!"
“You see…I kept losing my way because I can’t see the roads.” The jounin explained and pointed to the top of his head. Three pair of eyes traveled up in the appointed direction and sweatdropped. The thick crown of silver hair which usually defied gravity has flopped over dead, and was barely held back by a bright purple hair-band now. (gay color xD)
“Che…you looked ridiculous.” Sasuke commented, and once again, began to mutter under his breath how he was never going to get stronger while staying in this village and kill Itachi.
“How did this happen?” the pink haired genin could scarcely contained her smile while Inner Sakura was screeching with laughter. In the background, Naruto was rolling back and forth on ground, clutching his aching stomach while howling in glee.
“I have no idea. I only know the moment Tsunade-sama did the-thing-that-must-not-be-named, I start having problems seeing the roads. I never feel so lost in my life before…” Kakashi sighed and stared off into the distance with a misty eye.
“MustHavePowerMumbleGoToMumbleMumblePurpleBowedTransvestiteMumbleMumble…” Sasuke sunk deeper in his thoughts.
“…” Sakura’s lips twitched, releasing a small giggle.
“Bwahahahahahah …” Naruto rolled past, still laughing.
Minutes later, Kakashi finally recovered from his trance and sent the three genins off on a D-rank mission. He then disappeared shortly after.
The whole afternoon went past in a blink of an eye, and the trio soon returned to the third training ground to await their teacher’s dismissal for the day. Tired from the day’s mission, they could not wait to go home but Kakashi was nowhere in sight.
“Search for him.” Sasuke said coolly.
Naruto was about to protest against his rival’s arrogant command, but then decided to let it go for once.
Going separate paths, the three split up and went scouting for the said jounin.
Soon after, Naruto heard some familiar giggling near the stream and he went over to check it out. Lo and behold, he found Kakashi who was bent over in a crouch, gaze fixated on something on the ground. Unable to see clearly what was amusing the silver-haired guy, the kyuubi-host quietly walked about for a closer look. What he saw made his eyes went wide and his jaw dropped dramatically. He meeped and went running off to find the others.
"Oh. My. Hokage. Kakashi-sensei has lost his sanity!" Naruto rushed out his words to his team-mates after re-uniting with them. "He was down by the stream, giggling…WHILE WATCHING TWO CRICKETS MATE!"
"..." Sakura fainted.
Sasuke solemnly hopped off from his perch on a branch and headed in the direction of the Sound Village, mumbling. “MyLifeIsSoSad. ItachiKilledOurFamilyAndLeftMeAloneToFendAgainstFanGirlsAndBoys. IHaveAPervertedFruitCakeOfATeacherAndCan’tBecomePowerfulEnoughToKillItachiStayingHere.NowIAmGoingToSoundAndProbablyGetAssRapedByTheOrochivestiteBecauseIAmTooSexyMumblemumble…”
"Oi, Sasuke-bastard, take me with you!" the blond yelled desperately and went chasing after the Uchiha.
Owari
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