My Yaoi-est Things
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
877
Reviews:
11
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
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Category:
Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
2
Views:
877
Reviews:
11
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
My Yaoi-est Things
I was inspired by an A/N for trulywicked's piece "Why Orange?"
Sing (if you must) to the melody of Rogers and Hammerstien's
Sound of Music song "My Favorite Things"...enjoy!
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Jealous Uchiha and cute dobe whiskers,
Fan girls who scream and gasp as they whisper
About naked boys who cause noses to bleed,
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
Sasuke’s a teme but oh how we love him!
When he’s the seme or uke (that’s bottom),
Just be sure you give the lube a good squeeze;
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
Naruto’s a cutie and we want to see him wrapped
In the arms of the man who deserves him.
All that we ask from Heaven above,
Promise us, please, no Sakura love!
When work sucks,
When class drags,
When the Internet’s slow,
Go read someone else’s yaoi-est dreams
Or better still yet, write your own!
Boy love is greatest when you just add water;
Love scenes like that make yaoi girls hotter.
Just be sure that you review often please,
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams!
**********************************************************************
I luv sappy stuff like this! Let me know what you think and I might do it again!
Sing (if you must) to the melody of Rogers and Hammerstien's
Sound of Music song "My Favorite Things"...enjoy!
**********************************************************************
Jealous Uchiha and cute dobe whiskers,
Fan girls who scream and gasp as they whisper
About naked boys who cause noses to bleed,
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
Sasuke’s a teme but oh how we love him!
When he’s the seme or uke (that’s bottom),
Just be sure you give the lube a good squeeze;
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams.
Naruto’s a cutie and we want to see him wrapped
In the arms of the man who deserves him.
All that we ask from Heaven above,
Promise us, please, no Sakura love!
When work sucks,
When class drags,
When the Internet’s slow,
Go read someone else’s yaoi-est dreams
Or better still yet, write your own!
Boy love is greatest when you just add water;
Love scenes like that make yaoi girls hotter.
Just be sure that you review often please,
These are the best of my yaoi-est dreams!
**********************************************************************
I luv sappy stuff like this! Let me know what you think and I might do it again!