Can I See Your Package
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult ++
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13
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Can I See Your Package
Title: Can I See Your Package?
Rating: NC-17 for language and sex for later chapters
Pairings: Lee/Gaara, Sasuke/Naruto, Shino/Kiba, Shika/Chouji, Gai/Kakashi. Others to be added probably...
Warning: Um this is basically a crack-fic, everyone is ooc to a point and there is character bashing of basically everyone, this is in no way meant to offend, just me going for something a bit different.
A/N: Multi-part...A first for me. Hope you enjoy
It was a calm day in Konoha, well as calm as a village could be with homicidal ninja’s running around with pointy objects... Anyway it was a nice day and the boys of Konoha and two from Suna decided to go to the bath house. Actually it was Neji’s idea, because he was a closet perv and wanted to use his creepy eyes to check out all the boys. So on they went oblivious to the Hyuga’s actual intentions.
They had all decided to leave the girls at home so they could angst about the assorted boys they wanted and couldn’t have. It was quite a blessing for them, dealing with that shit all the time was enough to make someone crack. Hense, Sasuke leaving a few years back to get away from the crap of over-bearing bitches. Anyway not te point of the story so moving on...
Naruto, Sasuke, Lee, Neji, Shikamaru, Chouji, Shino, Kiba, Gaara and Kankuro all headed off to the baths, ready to finally relax. Of course with all the perverts actually in the village, a few of the boys were still a little weary of getting mostly naked in a public place. So finally after much convincing, they made it to the baths and began to relax. They kept conversation to a minimum, well tried to, Naruto wouldn’t shut up even if he was threatened, multiple time in fact. That was were all the problems began.
“So Sasuke and I were in bed last night and I asked him to do something new, cuz lets face it, the same position just gets so ~boring~ after the 30th time ” Sasuke was glaring daggers at the blonde, while Neji, Kankuro, and Kiba looked mighty interested. The rest of the boys were blushing slightly. Gaara actually looked slightly green hearing about it.
“Shut up dobe, no one cares to hear about that Plus I don’t really remember you complaining, or was that between you screaming my name and asking for more?” Naruto glared slightly while blushing, while Kiba and Kankuro were laughing hysterically. Naruto turned to them and while he was slightly scared to start shit with Kankuro, considering Gaara was sitting just to his left, that just left Kiba.
“I wouldn’t be laughing so hard bitch It’s not like you can say anything with Shino bending you over any flat surface available It’s not as if we hadn’t all been awakened by your howling ” Kiba growled and went to attack Naruto, Lee being the kind person he was, didn’t want to see a fight so quickly he jumped up and held a now thrashing dog boy.
“Please Kiba calm yourself ” Suddenly Lee noticed everyone was quiet, disturbingly quiet. Even Kiba who had been throwing a fit seemed dead in his arms, that’s when he noticed.
“Holy Fuck....how the hell do you fit ~that~ into spandex? ” Lee looked down slowly confused at what Kankuro said, that’s when he saw that his towel had fallen and was now floating in the water. He looked around slowly to see all of the boys with nosebleeds except Neji and Gaara. Neji was drooling all over himself while Gaara was frowning. Lee squeaked and dropped a gawking Kiba into the water and quickly picked up his towel. Gaara glared at everyone as Lee jumped out of the bath. Usually he wouldn’t have a problem his nudity but this was embarrassing He quickly went to leave but Naruto as usual had to open his big mouth.
“Can I name it?” Everyone turned to Naruto, most of them were too shocked to actually come up with a reply. “How about King PP or Emperor Head?” Gaara on the other hand wasn’t at all shocked, so it was really no surprise that Naruto was smacked in the face with a giant sand fist.
“Lee...I am absolutely in love with you ” Lee almost whimpered as Neji moved closer to him. Gaara was furious now as the white eyed boy moved closer to ~his~ Lee. He stood up and was about to just kill everyone in the room for having witnessed ~his~ property when Lee, finally having enough of Neji’s staring, kicked the black haired boy in the face sending him across the room.
The others looked on silently as their noses still dripped blood. Shino with his glasses on and a bright blush on his face was holding a now drooling dog-boy. He was actually quite offended and was tempted to dunk the stupid bitch-in-heat into the water and not let him out until he begged, like usual. Shino couldn’t help but smirk at his evil thoughts. Shikamaru and Chouji were blushing but not really paying attention. Shikamaru wiped his nose and looked to Chouji who was busy climbing out of the water and looking in his bag for chips. Shikamaru sighed and leaned back against the rocks.
“So troublesome....”
Sasuke was busy trying to strangle Naruto for opening his big mouth while Naruto kept asking why he wasn’t as gifted as Lee. Gaara looked around at the mess and then turned to his brother who was still in the water now lazing back.
“Gaara, next time tell your boyfriend to wear swim shorts.” Gaara smacked Kankuro in the head as he walked by. Lee was eyeing Neji wearily as he stepped over the now unconscious boy. Lee looked around at the mess they had made and sighed. Gaara wrapped his arms around his lovers waist nuzzling the back of his neck.
“That was fun but I rather you take me home now.” Lee turned slightly and grinned at the possessive hold.
“Ok.” Lee was just tightening his towel around his waist when a bright flash blinded most of the boys in the room. It was then that they noticed the three newcomers. Kakashi’s one visible eye was wide as he looked over to the man standing next to him. Slowly he smiled his eye closing.
“Are you sure you two aren’t related?” Gai blushed and looked down at his feet.
“Shut up Kashi...” Kakashi laughed then looked to his other side where Jiraiya was busy taking notes his smile just radiated perversion as he scribbled notes. Kakashi smirked, he knew it was a good idea to invite the perverted hermit.
Lee sighed and looked down at his towel.
“See Gaara I told you I needed a bigger towel.” Gaara just grinned and pulled at Lee’s hand.
“C’mon I think Emperor Head needs some time to play.” Lee groaned as Gaara laughed and dragged him away.
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TBC..Yay??
Rating: NC-17 for language and sex for later chapters
Pairings: Lee/Gaara, Sasuke/Naruto, Shino/Kiba, Shika/Chouji, Gai/Kakashi. Others to be added probably...
Warning: Um this is basically a crack-fic, everyone is ooc to a point and there is character bashing of basically everyone, this is in no way meant to offend, just me going for something a bit different.
A/N: Multi-part...A first for me. Hope you enjoy
It was a calm day in Konoha, well as calm as a village could be with homicidal ninja’s running around with pointy objects... Anyway it was a nice day and the boys of Konoha and two from Suna decided to go to the bath house. Actually it was Neji’s idea, because he was a closet perv and wanted to use his creepy eyes to check out all the boys. So on they went oblivious to the Hyuga’s actual intentions.
They had all decided to leave the girls at home so they could angst about the assorted boys they wanted and couldn’t have. It was quite a blessing for them, dealing with that shit all the time was enough to make someone crack. Hense, Sasuke leaving a few years back to get away from the crap of over-bearing bitches. Anyway not te point of the story so moving on...
Naruto, Sasuke, Lee, Neji, Shikamaru, Chouji, Shino, Kiba, Gaara and Kankuro all headed off to the baths, ready to finally relax. Of course with all the perverts actually in the village, a few of the boys were still a little weary of getting mostly naked in a public place. So finally after much convincing, they made it to the baths and began to relax. They kept conversation to a minimum, well tried to, Naruto wouldn’t shut up even if he was threatened, multiple time in fact. That was were all the problems began.
“So Sasuke and I were in bed last night and I asked him to do something new, cuz lets face it, the same position just gets so ~boring~ after the 30th time ” Sasuke was glaring daggers at the blonde, while Neji, Kankuro, and Kiba looked mighty interested. The rest of the boys were blushing slightly. Gaara actually looked slightly green hearing about it.
“Shut up dobe, no one cares to hear about that Plus I don’t really remember you complaining, or was that between you screaming my name and asking for more?” Naruto glared slightly while blushing, while Kiba and Kankuro were laughing hysterically. Naruto turned to them and while he was slightly scared to start shit with Kankuro, considering Gaara was sitting just to his left, that just left Kiba.
“I wouldn’t be laughing so hard bitch It’s not like you can say anything with Shino bending you over any flat surface available It’s not as if we hadn’t all been awakened by your howling ” Kiba growled and went to attack Naruto, Lee being the kind person he was, didn’t want to see a fight so quickly he jumped up and held a now thrashing dog boy.
“Please Kiba calm yourself ” Suddenly Lee noticed everyone was quiet, disturbingly quiet. Even Kiba who had been throwing a fit seemed dead in his arms, that’s when he noticed.
“Holy Fuck....how the hell do you fit ~that~ into spandex? ” Lee looked down slowly confused at what Kankuro said, that’s when he saw that his towel had fallen and was now floating in the water. He looked around slowly to see all of the boys with nosebleeds except Neji and Gaara. Neji was drooling all over himself while Gaara was frowning. Lee squeaked and dropped a gawking Kiba into the water and quickly picked up his towel. Gaara glared at everyone as Lee jumped out of the bath. Usually he wouldn’t have a problem his nudity but this was embarrassing He quickly went to leave but Naruto as usual had to open his big mouth.
“Can I name it?” Everyone turned to Naruto, most of them were too shocked to actually come up with a reply. “How about King PP or Emperor Head?” Gaara on the other hand wasn’t at all shocked, so it was really no surprise that Naruto was smacked in the face with a giant sand fist.
“Lee...I am absolutely in love with you ” Lee almost whimpered as Neji moved closer to him. Gaara was furious now as the white eyed boy moved closer to ~his~ Lee. He stood up and was about to just kill everyone in the room for having witnessed ~his~ property when Lee, finally having enough of Neji’s staring, kicked the black haired boy in the face sending him across the room.
The others looked on silently as their noses still dripped blood. Shino with his glasses on and a bright blush on his face was holding a now drooling dog-boy. He was actually quite offended and was tempted to dunk the stupid bitch-in-heat into the water and not let him out until he begged, like usual. Shino couldn’t help but smirk at his evil thoughts. Shikamaru and Chouji were blushing but not really paying attention. Shikamaru wiped his nose and looked to Chouji who was busy climbing out of the water and looking in his bag for chips. Shikamaru sighed and leaned back against the rocks.
“So troublesome....”
Sasuke was busy trying to strangle Naruto for opening his big mouth while Naruto kept asking why he wasn’t as gifted as Lee. Gaara looked around at the mess and then turned to his brother who was still in the water now lazing back.
“Gaara, next time tell your boyfriend to wear swim shorts.” Gaara smacked Kankuro in the head as he walked by. Lee was eyeing Neji wearily as he stepped over the now unconscious boy. Lee looked around at the mess they had made and sighed. Gaara wrapped his arms around his lovers waist nuzzling the back of his neck.
“That was fun but I rather you take me home now.” Lee turned slightly and grinned at the possessive hold.
“Ok.” Lee was just tightening his towel around his waist when a bright flash blinded most of the boys in the room. It was then that they noticed the three newcomers. Kakashi’s one visible eye was wide as he looked over to the man standing next to him. Slowly he smiled his eye closing.
“Are you sure you two aren’t related?” Gai blushed and looked down at his feet.
“Shut up Kashi...” Kakashi laughed then looked to his other side where Jiraiya was busy taking notes his smile just radiated perversion as he scribbled notes. Kakashi smirked, he knew it was a good idea to invite the perverted hermit.
Lee sighed and looked down at his towel.
“See Gaara I told you I needed a bigger towel.” Gaara just grinned and pulled at Lee’s hand.
“C’mon I think Emperor Head needs some time to play.” Lee groaned as Gaara laughed and dragged him away.
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TBC..Yay??