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Naruto AU/AR › General
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Adult +
Chapters:
5
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1,261
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Twisted
Chapter One: "The boy who had the nine tail dick sealed within him!"
Uzumaki Naruto !
12 years ago......in the mist darkness of the konoha leaf village...
Some naked ninja: HOKAGE SAMA!!! The nine tail dick has infiltrated the main gates of the village and is filling our women with cum and is firing cum shot every where! Give us orders Hokage sama!.
4th Hokage: Hmm....I have no other choice left.
-Left with no choice the 4th hokage sama gathered all the ninjas with the best dick and longest and strongest and headed towards the nine tail dick demon. But the nine tail dick demons cum was soo much that not even the hokage could stand up to it and konoha was about to fall in the cumness and be destroyed forever...but the 4th hokage had one last card to play...
Naked ninja dude: It can’t be?! you're not going to use that Jutsu!?! ,are you?!.
4th Hokage: I have no choice left but to use that forbidden jutsu....
Naked ninja dude: But HOKAGE SAMA! IF YOU USE IT YOU YOU....YOU"LL...
4th hokage: YES I KNOW I WONT HAVE A DICK LEFT ANYMORE!. God, do you have to remind me jeez..
-Left with no choice and the horny-ness to protect he’s village he had to use the forbidden jutsu known as " dick no jutsu sealing". finally the nightmare was over as the 4th sealed it inside a new born baby called naruto...many say that the 4th died but no one knows the truth...
And so naruto begins!!!.
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Chapter Two: Naruto!
Current time.
-Naruto is now 12 and is badder than ever!. mischievous and naughty he went and...
Naruto: hehehehe! MUWAHAHAHAHAAH! With this they will surely believe it!.
Ninja's: THERES NARUTO GET HIM!.
Naruto: Oh snap they are here!. ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS GOT HERE! Well I wouldn't blame you since it takes 20 minutes just for your dick to stand up! even in front of a naked lady!
Ninja's: NARUTO!!!!!!!
Naruto : Keep on shouting! oh yea do you like my art piece I just did on the hokage's faces?! Amazing isn't it.
Ninja's: nani?!...omg god..YOU DIDN"T!!
Naruto: BELEIVE IT!~!!
-All the ninja's: ZOMG GOD!!.-
-Naruto excited jumped off and ran away as the ninja's went after him....
-ninja enters hokage's room-
Hokage: What is it?! Can't you see what I'm doing here?!
Ninja: Sorry to disturb you at a time like this but hokage naruto!
Hokage: What has naruto done now?!
Ninja: HE CUMED ON THE HOKAGES FACE SUCLPUTURES!!!
Hokage: NANI?!
-Naruto got caught soon and had to clean it up later......
Naruto: Damn....my cum gets hard soo fast....
-Hokage standing with some other ninja's at a distance watches naruto clean it.-
Ninja: Hmm...it's amazing though that him alone could do all this.
Hokage: Indeed....
-Says it inside of his mind...So this is the power of the Nine tail dick demon."
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The next day at the academy.
Iruka sensi: OKAY NEXT IS....lets seee NARUTO! Your next and please dont fail this time you homo fag unskillful worthless dick user.
Naruto: This time I'll prove it to you all I can do this! BELEIVE IT!
-Naruto performs the shadow illusion dick technique which makes an illusion of your dick basically but able to make replica of other dicks. same goes for females but its the boobs!.
-As always he fails and his dick ended up looking like Michel Jackson dick...
-crowd laughs.. HAHAHAHAHA LLOLOL RMLAO EVEN YO MAMA CAN DO A BETTER JOB THEN THAT AND YOU DONT EVEN HAVE ONE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Naruto : GRRRR. YOU ALL WILL SEE ONE DAY WHEN I WILL BECOME THE HOKAGE!!
Iruka: LOL, you become hokage? LOL...you can't even do one dick illusion jutsu get out of my sight, you fail homo!.
-Naruto all pissed leaves the room...-
Naruto: Damn this one jutsu always makes me fail my class!! GRRRRRRR.
-As naruto walked towards the sunset someone called out!.
Mizuki: Yo naruto, seems like you failed again.
naruto: Get out of my face!
Mizuki: jeez no need to get all upset, Iruka failed you but I can tell you a way to pass your class. /gg
Naruto: REALLY?! HOW?!
Dude: That's the naruto I know... well it's quite simple all you need to do is get the forbidden scroll from the main mansion.
Naruto: Forbidden...scroll....?
Dude: Yes. The forbidden Scroll which contains all the superb jutsu's which can make you so powerful that even Iruka wouldn't be able to fail you then!.
Naruto: REALLY?!
Dude: Heh, As you say, BELEIVE IT!.
Too be continued........
Uzumaki Naruto !
12 years ago......in the mist darkness of the konoha leaf village...
Some naked ninja: HOKAGE SAMA!!! The nine tail dick has infiltrated the main gates of the village and is filling our women with cum and is firing cum shot every where! Give us orders Hokage sama!.
4th Hokage: Hmm....I have no other choice left.
-Left with no choice the 4th hokage sama gathered all the ninjas with the best dick and longest and strongest and headed towards the nine tail dick demon. But the nine tail dick demons cum was soo much that not even the hokage could stand up to it and konoha was about to fall in the cumness and be destroyed forever...but the 4th hokage had one last card to play...
Naked ninja dude: It can’t be?! you're not going to use that Jutsu!?! ,are you?!.
4th Hokage: I have no choice left but to use that forbidden jutsu....
Naked ninja dude: But HOKAGE SAMA! IF YOU USE IT YOU YOU....YOU"LL...
4th hokage: YES I KNOW I WONT HAVE A DICK LEFT ANYMORE!. God, do you have to remind me jeez..
-Left with no choice and the horny-ness to protect he’s village he had to use the forbidden jutsu known as " dick no jutsu sealing". finally the nightmare was over as the 4th sealed it inside a new born baby called naruto...many say that the 4th died but no one knows the truth...
And so naruto begins!!!.
===============================================
Chapter Two: Naruto!
Current time.
-Naruto is now 12 and is badder than ever!. mischievous and naughty he went and...
Naruto: hehehehe! MUWAHAHAHAHAAH! With this they will surely believe it!.
Ninja's: THERES NARUTO GET HIM!.
Naruto: Oh snap they are here!. ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS GOT HERE! Well I wouldn't blame you since it takes 20 minutes just for your dick to stand up! even in front of a naked lady!
Ninja's: NARUTO!!!!!!!
Naruto : Keep on shouting! oh yea do you like my art piece I just did on the hokage's faces?! Amazing isn't it.
Ninja's: nani?!...omg god..YOU DIDN"T!!
Naruto: BELEIVE IT!~!!
-All the ninja's: ZOMG GOD!!.-
-Naruto excited jumped off and ran away as the ninja's went after him....
-ninja enters hokage's room-
Hokage: What is it?! Can't you see what I'm doing here?!
Ninja: Sorry to disturb you at a time like this but hokage naruto!
Hokage: What has naruto done now?!
Ninja: HE CUMED ON THE HOKAGES FACE SUCLPUTURES!!!
Hokage: NANI?!
-Naruto got caught soon and had to clean it up later......
Naruto: Damn....my cum gets hard soo fast....
-Hokage standing with some other ninja's at a distance watches naruto clean it.-
Ninja: Hmm...it's amazing though that him alone could do all this.
Hokage: Indeed....
-Says it inside of his mind...So this is the power of the Nine tail dick demon."
================================================
The next day at the academy.
Iruka sensi: OKAY NEXT IS....lets seee NARUTO! Your next and please dont fail this time you homo fag unskillful worthless dick user.
Naruto: This time I'll prove it to you all I can do this! BELEIVE IT!
-Naruto performs the shadow illusion dick technique which makes an illusion of your dick basically but able to make replica of other dicks. same goes for females but its the boobs!.
-As always he fails and his dick ended up looking like Michel Jackson dick...
-crowd laughs.. HAHAHAHAHA LLOLOL RMLAO EVEN YO MAMA CAN DO A BETTER JOB THEN THAT AND YOU DONT EVEN HAVE ONE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Naruto : GRRRR. YOU ALL WILL SEE ONE DAY WHEN I WILL BECOME THE HOKAGE!!
Iruka: LOL, you become hokage? LOL...you can't even do one dick illusion jutsu get out of my sight, you fail homo!.
-Naruto all pissed leaves the room...-
Naruto: Damn this one jutsu always makes me fail my class!! GRRRRRRR.
-As naruto walked towards the sunset someone called out!.
Mizuki: Yo naruto, seems like you failed again.
naruto: Get out of my face!
Mizuki: jeez no need to get all upset, Iruka failed you but I can tell you a way to pass your class. /gg
Naruto: REALLY?! HOW?!
Dude: That's the naruto I know... well it's quite simple all you need to do is get the forbidden scroll from the main mansion.
Naruto: Forbidden...scroll....?
Dude: Yes. The forbidden Scroll which contains all the superb jutsu's which can make you so powerful that even Iruka wouldn't be able to fail you then!.
Naruto: REALLY?!
Dude: Heh, As you say, BELEIVE IT!.
Too be continued........