Sex Academy
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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
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Naruto › Het - Male/Female
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
3
Views:
23,490
Reviews:
25
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Sex Academy
I do not own Naruto or it’s characters or merchandise. I do however own this story so please don’t redistribute.
Summary: Upon turning 13, all the Genin ninja have to go to a special ninja school to learn about sex for a month. Much hilarity ensues when the many crazy ninja of the village have their own questions and approaches to sex.
Chapter 1- Turning 13.
“You’re sending us to where!?” shouted Naruto as all the Konoha Genin were in the Hokage’s office as she was trying to stifle her laughter.
“I’m sending you all to a one month long ninja academy to learn about sex. You’re all 13 years old starting today so you should learn about puberty and stuff.” said The Hokage, a slight tear of laughter forming on her strained face.
“Is this going to be with all the villages?” asked Kiba as Akamaru barked from his jacket.
“No, just Konoha, and probably just as well, I don’t want to know what sick fantasies Gaara might be having…” said the Hokage as another tear came down her face. She dismissed them as their Jounin team leaders came to escort them to the academy. The moment the door closed behind them, Tsunade’s laughter could be heard through the solid stone walls as she pounded her fists on her desk.
The Jounin team leaders were escorting their genin to their special academy. Those who were attending this academy were the following.
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Rock Lee, Neji, Hinata, Kiba, Ino, Shikamaru, Tenten, and Choji.
The Academy was located within the forest of Konoha, about a mile from the actual village to prevent wandering academy students from finding it since ninja academy was for ages 4 through 12.
“Who exactly is going to be teaching at this academy?” asked Ino as they were approaching it.
“Well that’s easy, Kakashi since he knows about that stuff, Gai since he’s good with kids….and” said Neji before they opened the doors to the academy. This academy was very much like their ninja academy but with no playground.
“Presenting the frog hermit!” shouted a voice.
“Jariah, the biggest pervert in all of Konoha…” said Naruto flatly.
“There is no way I’m letting him teach sex near me!” shouted Tenten as the old man sat atop a giant mountain frog doing his version of a dramatic sexy pose.
“like it or not, I’m one of the sensei, so I suggest you get comfortable, I’m a pervert, not a pedophile…. With Gai, I’m not so sure…” said Jariah. Gai’s mouth dropped a few notches in shock.
“Gai sensei, what is a pedophile?” asked Lee before Gai quickly responded.
“Nothing, nothing. Don’t worry about it.” said Gai before giving a death glare to Jariah.
Once the genin were placed at the academy, all the other Jounin who weren’t teachers left back for Konoha to get missions.
“Okay we’re placing you up in different sensei teams in order to make training a lot easier…” said Kakashi as he for once didn’t have his book out.
“Naruto, Neji, Sakura, and Sasuke will be in my team.” Said Kakashi as he motioned for them to come stand by him which they did.
“Lee, Hinata, Choji, and Ino will be with Gai.” said Kakashi and the indicated genin went to be with their sensei.
“And the rest goes with the frog pervert.” he said rather quickly.
“I am not the frog pervert!” shouted Jariah.
“So basically if you guys have any questions, speak with your sensei unless they are not available then speak to another.” said Gai as the sensei teams headed for different class rooms. Kakashi was in the north wing, Gai was in the west wing, and Jariah was in the east wing. The south wing was the entrance area.
Day 1: Explanations…
Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, and Sakura all watched as on the chock board was a picture of a penis and beneath it in Japanese writing was “Cock goes where?”
Kakashi’s room was a small auditorium much like that of the normal academy.
“Okay you may be calm about this now, but I know that this will become an S class mission by weeks end… good thing I’m an Ex ANBU said Kakashi…
“Kakashi, what’s that on the board?” asked Naruto flailing his arms around and pointing to the penis.
“And it begins…” mutter Kakashi… “That, Naruto, is a penis…. You should know this, I assume you have one.”
“Of course I do, here I’ll show you!” said Naruto. Sakura’s eyes bulged as Naruto pulled down his pants for the class.
“Thank god I have my Sharingan covered….” muttered Kakashi as Naruto pulled his pants back up.
“Sensei, he just took off his pants!” said Sakura.
“Don’t worry, you’ll see a hell of a lot worse before this month is over.” said Kakashi as he held up some papers from his desk.
“This is a test to see what you currently know based on rumors and what you have seen about sex. I don’t expect any of you to even score a 20 on this unless you had a sick childhood….” said Kakashi looking around.
He passed the papers out as the students began reading over them.
Meanwhile with Gai…
“When the male releases himself, what is it called?” read Lee silently on his paper. “That’s easy, Omote Renge….” said Lee as he wrote down the name of his Jutsu on his test.
And with Jariah….
“How is a male supposed to win a female’s love?” read Kiba. He smiled and wrote down his answer. “Growl at her and prove your dominance by pinning her down.”
After an hour the tests were filled out.
Kakashi looked at his tests.
“Okay Naruto you’re going to be a 40 year old virgin, Sakura will probably be a slut, Neji I’m not sure about and Sasuke is a masochist….” he said as he looked at the papers…
With Gai…
“Lee… that’s not the kind of release they mean… and as for you others, I’m a bit surprised by your lack of knowledge. Hinata, you didn’t put anything down at all!” said Gai. Hinata was blushing, she didn’t know any of the answers.
With Jariah.
“Everyone stay away from Kiba…. He’s a rapist…” said Jariah giving clear warning to the other kids of the school.
“What did I do?” asked Kiba in surprise.
“Don’t worry kids, these tests will be given at the beginning and end of each week to make sure you are learning correctly.” said their sensei as they went onto explain more of their studies.
By the time the day one was over, not a single one of the Genin did not have a bright red blush on their faces, not even Sasuke and Naruto.
Summary: Upon turning 13, all the Genin ninja have to go to a special ninja school to learn about sex for a month. Much hilarity ensues when the many crazy ninja of the village have their own questions and approaches to sex.
Chapter 1- Turning 13.
“You’re sending us to where!?” shouted Naruto as all the Konoha Genin were in the Hokage’s office as she was trying to stifle her laughter.
“I’m sending you all to a one month long ninja academy to learn about sex. You’re all 13 years old starting today so you should learn about puberty and stuff.” said The Hokage, a slight tear of laughter forming on her strained face.
“Is this going to be with all the villages?” asked Kiba as Akamaru barked from his jacket.
“No, just Konoha, and probably just as well, I don’t want to know what sick fantasies Gaara might be having…” said the Hokage as another tear came down her face. She dismissed them as their Jounin team leaders came to escort them to the academy. The moment the door closed behind them, Tsunade’s laughter could be heard through the solid stone walls as she pounded her fists on her desk.
The Jounin team leaders were escorting their genin to their special academy. Those who were attending this academy were the following.
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Rock Lee, Neji, Hinata, Kiba, Ino, Shikamaru, Tenten, and Choji.
The Academy was located within the forest of Konoha, about a mile from the actual village to prevent wandering academy students from finding it since ninja academy was for ages 4 through 12.
“Who exactly is going to be teaching at this academy?” asked Ino as they were approaching it.
“Well that’s easy, Kakashi since he knows about that stuff, Gai since he’s good with kids….and” said Neji before they opened the doors to the academy. This academy was very much like their ninja academy but with no playground.
“Presenting the frog hermit!” shouted a voice.
“Jariah, the biggest pervert in all of Konoha…” said Naruto flatly.
“There is no way I’m letting him teach sex near me!” shouted Tenten as the old man sat atop a giant mountain frog doing his version of a dramatic sexy pose.
“like it or not, I’m one of the sensei, so I suggest you get comfortable, I’m a pervert, not a pedophile…. With Gai, I’m not so sure…” said Jariah. Gai’s mouth dropped a few notches in shock.
“Gai sensei, what is a pedophile?” asked Lee before Gai quickly responded.
“Nothing, nothing. Don’t worry about it.” said Gai before giving a death glare to Jariah.
Once the genin were placed at the academy, all the other Jounin who weren’t teachers left back for Konoha to get missions.
“Okay we’re placing you up in different sensei teams in order to make training a lot easier…” said Kakashi as he for once didn’t have his book out.
“Naruto, Neji, Sakura, and Sasuke will be in my team.” Said Kakashi as he motioned for them to come stand by him which they did.
“Lee, Hinata, Choji, and Ino will be with Gai.” said Kakashi and the indicated genin went to be with their sensei.
“And the rest goes with the frog pervert.” he said rather quickly.
“I am not the frog pervert!” shouted Jariah.
“So basically if you guys have any questions, speak with your sensei unless they are not available then speak to another.” said Gai as the sensei teams headed for different class rooms. Kakashi was in the north wing, Gai was in the west wing, and Jariah was in the east wing. The south wing was the entrance area.
Day 1: Explanations…
Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, and Sakura all watched as on the chock board was a picture of a penis and beneath it in Japanese writing was “Cock goes where?”
Kakashi’s room was a small auditorium much like that of the normal academy.
“Okay you may be calm about this now, but I know that this will become an S class mission by weeks end… good thing I’m an Ex ANBU said Kakashi…
“Kakashi, what’s that on the board?” asked Naruto flailing his arms around and pointing to the penis.
“And it begins…” mutter Kakashi… “That, Naruto, is a penis…. You should know this, I assume you have one.”
“Of course I do, here I’ll show you!” said Naruto. Sakura’s eyes bulged as Naruto pulled down his pants for the class.
“Thank god I have my Sharingan covered….” muttered Kakashi as Naruto pulled his pants back up.
“Sensei, he just took off his pants!” said Sakura.
“Don’t worry, you’ll see a hell of a lot worse before this month is over.” said Kakashi as he held up some papers from his desk.
“This is a test to see what you currently know based on rumors and what you have seen about sex. I don’t expect any of you to even score a 20 on this unless you had a sick childhood….” said Kakashi looking around.
He passed the papers out as the students began reading over them.
Meanwhile with Gai…
“When the male releases himself, what is it called?” read Lee silently on his paper. “That’s easy, Omote Renge….” said Lee as he wrote down the name of his Jutsu on his test.
And with Jariah….
“How is a male supposed to win a female’s love?” read Kiba. He smiled and wrote down his answer. “Growl at her and prove your dominance by pinning her down.”
After an hour the tests were filled out.
Kakashi looked at his tests.
“Okay Naruto you’re going to be a 40 year old virgin, Sakura will probably be a slut, Neji I’m not sure about and Sasuke is a masochist….” he said as he looked at the papers…
With Gai…
“Lee… that’s not the kind of release they mean… and as for you others, I’m a bit surprised by your lack of knowledge. Hinata, you didn’t put anything down at all!” said Gai. Hinata was blushing, she didn’t know any of the answers.
With Jariah.
“Everyone stay away from Kiba…. He’s a rapist…” said Jariah giving clear warning to the other kids of the school.
“What did I do?” asked Kiba in surprise.
“Don’t worry kids, these tests will be given at the beginning and end of each week to make sure you are learning correctly.” said their sensei as they went onto explain more of their studies.
By the time the day one was over, not a single one of the Genin did not have a bright red blush on their faces, not even Sasuke and Naruto.