Erection Causing Disorder
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Naruto AU/AR › General
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
1
Views:
2,151
Reviews:
5
Recommended:
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Currently Reading:
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Erection Causing Disorder
ECD
Chapter 1
“Yes, Naruto it’s called, Erection Causing Disorder or ECD. The disorder is incurable.”
“Wait explain to me again how it works I’m sill a little fuzzy.” Dr. Tsunade rolled her eyes. Then gestured for her right hand nurse.
“Nurse Kunai, please explain to the idiot over here how ECD works. And say it slow, if you get what I mean…” Dr. Tsunade stood and walked briskly down the hall.
“Okay Naruto, what do you want to know?” Nurse Kunai asked taking Tsunade’s place in the chair across from Naruto.
“Why do I have ECD?” Naruto asked clearly confused.
“Because there is an error in your DNA, in your body you have too many pheromones and not enough testosterone. Testosterone, is the part that makes you male, and pheromone, is the part that girls have that makes them girls.” Catsura looked at the blond boy who looked a little less confused.
“So, I have an imbalance in my head that makes it so I seem girly?” Naruto asked.
“Close, it’s like reading porn. You’re a guy and you’re reading Playboy or something and you develop and erection, correct?” Naruto nods to show he understands, “so to every guy you’re like walking porn.”
“Ohhhh! Now I get it! Thanks Nurse Kunai!” He gives her a huge smile.
“That’s what I’m here for. And Naruto since you have no relatives or parents- sorry! –You will be staying with friends of the hospital all right? ” Naruto nodded.
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“Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke huh? Naruto looked at the address and assumed that it was near the Kanoha Mansion in the center of town, but he was so, so wrong, it was the Kanoha Mansion. Naruto walked nervously to the gate and noticed an intercom. He pressed the button and waited a few minuets before he heard a voice on the other end.
“Yes?” The voice asked politely. Naruto pressed the button and tried not to stutter, the fucking house was intimidating!
“I’m Uzumaki Naruto, I’m supposed to be staying here.” Naruto stated into the intercom. He was surprised he didn’t stutter.
“Ah, yes. Come on in.” The gates opened. And Naruto said a quick thank you into the intercom before walking up the sidewalk to the house. Naruto walked up a few steps and was about to knock when the door opened for him and a boy, about 18 or 19, stood in dark gray sweat pants and a jersey tee on, smiled and pulled him in.
“Naruto Uzumaki, I presume? I am Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke’s brother. Speaking of Sasuke… Andrea, is Sasuke awake yet?” Itachi said turning to a maid dusting the banister.
“No, he won’t get up. We’ve tried everything but bodily harm.” Itachi rolled his eyes.
“I may have to resort to bodily harm if he doesn’t get his lazy ass up!” Itachi yelled up the stairs. No reply was heard. “Sorry about my brothers rudeness Naruto.”
“It’s not like you’re the one still sleeping…” Then Naruto got an evil smirk on his face. “Mind if I try to get him up?”
“Third door on the left.” Naruto grinned, Itachi shivered.
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Naruto stood in front of Sasuke’s bedroom door. He knocked slightly louder then average. He waited, but heard no reply. No he opened the door.
“I’m coming in!” He warned the still sleeping boy. Naruto looked around the dim room. Clothes covered the floor so you could barely see the carpet underneath. Naruto picked his way over to the bed. The covers were half on and half off of the bed. Sasuke was lying on the bed snoring softly with his face in the pillow. Naruto walked over and poked him in the arm cautiously; Sasuke buried his head deeper into the pillow and mumbled something about socks. Naruto poked Sasuke in the side and Sasuke squirmed.
“Ticklish in the sides huh?” Naruto started to tickle the boy mercilessly. Sasuke tried to kick the irritation away, but failed as Naruto sat on his legs. Naruto tickled harder, Sasuke was trying to shove the hands away and still failed. He opened his eyes to see who was tickling him. Itachi wasn’t the playful type and all the maids and butlers were afraid of him so who had the guts to tickle him? He saw a blond boy with bright blue eyes sitting on him and tickling him.
The minuet Sasuke’s eyes opened Naruto grinned. That is until the raven-haired boy had him on his back under him.
“Who are you?”
TBC!
Sorry this chapter is so short I just thought it’d be good to end it there! Gomen, Review! I love you all!
Chapter 1
“Yes, Naruto it’s called, Erection Causing Disorder or ECD. The disorder is incurable.”
“Wait explain to me again how it works I’m sill a little fuzzy.” Dr. Tsunade rolled her eyes. Then gestured for her right hand nurse.
“Nurse Kunai, please explain to the idiot over here how ECD works. And say it slow, if you get what I mean…” Dr. Tsunade stood and walked briskly down the hall.
“Okay Naruto, what do you want to know?” Nurse Kunai asked taking Tsunade’s place in the chair across from Naruto.
“Why do I have ECD?” Naruto asked clearly confused.
“Because there is an error in your DNA, in your body you have too many pheromones and not enough testosterone. Testosterone, is the part that makes you male, and pheromone, is the part that girls have that makes them girls.” Catsura looked at the blond boy who looked a little less confused.
“So, I have an imbalance in my head that makes it so I seem girly?” Naruto asked.
“Close, it’s like reading porn. You’re a guy and you’re reading Playboy or something and you develop and erection, correct?” Naruto nods to show he understands, “so to every guy you’re like walking porn.”
“Ohhhh! Now I get it! Thanks Nurse Kunai!” He gives her a huge smile.
“That’s what I’m here for. And Naruto since you have no relatives or parents- sorry! –You will be staying with friends of the hospital all right? ” Naruto nodded.
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“Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke huh? Naruto looked at the address and assumed that it was near the Kanoha Mansion in the center of town, but he was so, so wrong, it was the Kanoha Mansion. Naruto walked nervously to the gate and noticed an intercom. He pressed the button and waited a few minuets before he heard a voice on the other end.
“Yes?” The voice asked politely. Naruto pressed the button and tried not to stutter, the fucking house was intimidating!
“I’m Uzumaki Naruto, I’m supposed to be staying here.” Naruto stated into the intercom. He was surprised he didn’t stutter.
“Ah, yes. Come on in.” The gates opened. And Naruto said a quick thank you into the intercom before walking up the sidewalk to the house. Naruto walked up a few steps and was about to knock when the door opened for him and a boy, about 18 or 19, stood in dark gray sweat pants and a jersey tee on, smiled and pulled him in.
“Naruto Uzumaki, I presume? I am Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke’s brother. Speaking of Sasuke… Andrea, is Sasuke awake yet?” Itachi said turning to a maid dusting the banister.
“No, he won’t get up. We’ve tried everything but bodily harm.” Itachi rolled his eyes.
“I may have to resort to bodily harm if he doesn’t get his lazy ass up!” Itachi yelled up the stairs. No reply was heard. “Sorry about my brothers rudeness Naruto.”
“It’s not like you’re the one still sleeping…” Then Naruto got an evil smirk on his face. “Mind if I try to get him up?”
“Third door on the left.” Naruto grinned, Itachi shivered.
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Naruto stood in front of Sasuke’s bedroom door. He knocked slightly louder then average. He waited, but heard no reply. No he opened the door.
“I’m coming in!” He warned the still sleeping boy. Naruto looked around the dim room. Clothes covered the floor so you could barely see the carpet underneath. Naruto picked his way over to the bed. The covers were half on and half off of the bed. Sasuke was lying on the bed snoring softly with his face in the pillow. Naruto walked over and poked him in the arm cautiously; Sasuke buried his head deeper into the pillow and mumbled something about socks. Naruto poked Sasuke in the side and Sasuke squirmed.
“Ticklish in the sides huh?” Naruto started to tickle the boy mercilessly. Sasuke tried to kick the irritation away, but failed as Naruto sat on his legs. Naruto tickled harder, Sasuke was trying to shove the hands away and still failed. He opened his eyes to see who was tickling him. Itachi wasn’t the playful type and all the maids and butlers were afraid of him so who had the guts to tickle him? He saw a blond boy with bright blue eyes sitting on him and tickling him.
The minuet Sasuke’s eyes opened Naruto grinned. That is until the raven-haired boy had him on his back under him.
“Who are you?”
TBC!
Sorry this chapter is so short I just thought it’d be good to end it there! Gomen, Review! I love you all!