Chillin'

A/N: This was written for a contest on y!gallery for the Kakashi club. (I write on y!gallery as RegencyCathy) The theme was sex with Kakashi and any other character and summer fun. It is also dedicated to Allys who wanted an Ibiki/Genma/Raidou threesome, which this story isn't. But, it's almost that!

If you want to see some incredible art by Kristal for Chillin', please check out her page on Y!gallery. The direct link is http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/view/300946/, but you have to login as a member first to get there. It features two scenes from the story (so we get to see Kaka's cock twice).

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Chillin’ by Hestia
Rating: NC-17

It was six o’clock on a hot summer night. Kakashi was just leaving the mission room, looking forward to his air conditioned apartment and a binge of rereading his favorite Icha, Icha novels, and, of course, some serious masturbation. But the hallway was blocked by Genma and Aoba arguing. Of course, Kakashi could have used his chakra to transport, but he was drained from the mission, not in a hurry, and curious.

“Dammit, Aoba, what the hell do you mean you can’t come tonight? You’re blowing us off for a woman again, aren’t you?” snarled Genma.

“Ah, well, ah—“

“It’s Anko, isn’t it?” asked Genma, guessing. Given the fact that Anko had slept with just about every straight and bi ninja in Konoha, her name popped into the senbon-sucking nin’s head.

“How did you know?” demanded Aoba incredulously.

“She’ll eat you up and spit you out! Come on, Aoba, blow her off—beside you can always fuck Anko later.”

“No, Genma, I can’t; this is my one big chance, really.”

“How the hell are Raidou and I going to play poker with two people?”

“Ask Kakashi! Come on, Genma, give me a break! I haven’t been laid in ages,” pleaded Aoba.

“Ah, dammit, if you put it that way,” said Genma, “go ahead. She’s worth a ride. Kakashi, you got to come over to my and Raidou’s place tonight for poker, man.”

“I got a date with some porn,” said Kakashi.

“Fine, bring it! Do you have Kunoichi’s Gone Wild VI?” asked Genma.

“Ah, no,” said Kakashi. “Now, if you let me pass, I’ll go shower and pick out some porn before our little game.”

“No, no way, I know you, Kakashi,” said Genma. “We are going to your place together. You can shower and change while I look over your collection. Come on, man, what are you going to do but wank off in a hot apartment? You’ve been away, and it will take a while for your air conditioning to get working. Our place is icy, and we have plenty of drinks and snacks. Come on, company, cold air, drinks, food, porn, what more do you want?”

“Ok,” said Kakashi with a shrug.

Genma frowned looking over Kakashi’s collection. It wasn’t very interesting. He’d seen just about everything here. He’d expected more from someone that always had a porn novel on him and could recite entire passages verbatim when he got drunk. Hmmm, maybe the good stuff was hidden away? Genma looked at Kakashi’s living room like a ninja on a mission—ah! Jackpot! He pulled out the collection of secret DVDs. Wow! They were bootlegs and labeled with things that positively promised a Grade-A premo porn fest! Genma started salivating. The “Kinky Shit” DVD was a given of course, “Violent Fucks” sounded good too, “Romantic Shit”—well, hmm, that might make for a laugh, but probably wasn’t any good. “Hottest Bodies,” hell, yes! Oh, god, pure gold, “Best of the Best.”

Genma heard Kakashi shut off the shower and quickly tucked the DVDs he had inside his vest. He concealed the evidence that he’d found Kakashi’s secret stash and grabbed a random variety of the “on display” porn. When Kakashi came through the door, Genma responded as he would have if he had not found the stash, “God, Kakashi! This stuff is old shit! I can’t believe someone that worships the Icha Icha series would settle for this tired crap. But, hell, porn is porn,” concluded Genma, checking out Kakashi’s reaction.

As usual the Copy Nin barely responded, but it didn’t bother Genma. He didn’t like high-energy folk and pitied Kakashi for having to deal with Gai so frequently. On the way to Genma and Raidou’s place, they talked about Anko and Aoba—or rather, Genma did. Once there, Genma bided his time. He let Kakashi pick from the lame porno’s he’d taken, got the card game going, drinks poured, snacks out, and let them play a few rounds. He made cutting comments about the porno, and sure enough, after a half an hour or so, both Raidou and Kakashi were urging him to pick another and shut the fuck up about it.

“Fine! As a matter of fact, I do have a little DVD of some porn I really love that I’ve been keeping for a special moment,” said Genma.

“What? I can’t believe you would hold out on me,” said Raidou. “God, you get all the girls anyway, Genma. Do you know that Ino called me Melty Face the other day? Why don’t chicks dig scars? You got a scar, Kakashi—do you have problems with women?”

“Ah, yea,” said Kakashi. “They don’t like my taste in reading.”

“Hmmm, well, that’s a bit of a catch-22, isn’t it?” said Raidou. “Hey, Genma, put this special DVD in, already!”

“OK, but it’s so hot, that you better go get us some popsicles. We’re going to need them,” said Genma.

He slid the “Best of the Best” DVD in and waited for Raidou to return with the popsicles. Holding the remote hostage, Genma sat back at the table and took off his shirt. “Hey, guys, you should strip down a bit, seriously,” joked Genma. “This is going to make you seriously hot.”

Raidou laughed and chucked Genma a cherry popsicle. “Kakashi, do you want cherry or grape?”

Kakashi shrugged, indicated he didn’t care, and Raidou threw him the grape one.

“Come on, you two, strip down a bit!” said Genma as he pulled the wrapper off his popsicle.

“Oh for god’s sake, I’ll do it, just so you turn on the damn DVD and deal,” said Raidou. To Genma’s surprise, Kakashi stood up and peeled off his shirt too. He kept his mask and hitai-ate on which looked a little odd, but somehow it only made him look sexier.

Genma cursed, “Damn, Kakashi, you should look like an ass with that mask on and no shirt, but you just look sexy as shit. It’s just not fair.”

“Yeah, well, you should look stupid with a senbon in your mouth all the time, and you look fucking hot like that,” said Kakashi, surprising Genma even more. Gosh, Kakashi thought he looked hot? Hell, I am a sex god, thought Genma.

“Stop the flirting, guys,” said Raidou. “Now start the damn tape.”

Genma sighed with pleasure. The “Best of the Best” secret porn DVD of the biggest, most notorious porn reader in Konoha! This was going to be awesome! He hit the play button. They all sucked on their popsicles and watched. It started in the middle of a scene. The guy was there alone, and fuck, he was amazing! Genma had to admit the guy was HOT—perfect skin over perfect muscles, a huge erection, and the face was ok. Now, when the hell was the girl going to come in? What? Kinky Kakashi! Another guy walked in—this one just as built, lightly oiled, and packing as well. The only difference appeared to be that while one was a brunette, the other had long black hair. Hmmm—so a little ménage a trois, eh? The two guys started wrestling—ok, maybe, the girl fucks the winner?

But then, then it happened. The brunette went down on the longhaired guy, taking that monster huge cock deep in his throat. Genma was so shocked he lost his balance on his chair and had to grab for the table, pulling his hand away from his popsicle. But the chair slid out from under him completely when another naked guy came on the screen. He fell to the floor, and his popsicle wedged deep in the back of his mouth, almost choking him.

It was at that point that he noticed Kakashi and Raidou looking down at him. Oh fuck! He’d told them he loved this—and it was a gay porno! And here he was deep-throating a popsicle, looking like he’d gotten so into it, he’d fallen off his chair! And he’d asked them to strip! To his horror, Genma looked up to see that the guy giving head on the screen was now getting fucked in the ass as he did so.

Then things got, really, really weird.

“You want to deep-throat something, Genma, I got something better for you,” said Kakashi, unzipping his pants and pulling out his cock, which was fully aroused. Genma tore his eyes away from the sex on the screen, sat up, and spit his popsicle about six feet across the room.

“Oh, gee, you don’t have a popsicle or a senbon to suck do you?” said Kakashi, standing up and starting to pull off his pants completely.

Genma swallowed. “What, what, what happened to your popsicle?” he asked in shock, focusing on the one thing that he felt he could talk about. But he couldn’t take his eyes off Kakashi’s cock. The Copy Nin’s pubic hair was as white as the hair on his head, and his cock was shockingly red against that white hair and skin. It was also damn long—longer than Genma’s—but not as thick.

“Oh, I sucked it all down already,” said Kakashi, now fully nude save for his mask and forehead protector. Genma turned his head away, moaning, wondering how he was ever going to live this down with Raidou and how he was going to survive this without Kakashi killing him.

But when he turned his head, Raidou had his own cock out, too, and was stroking it with one hand while sucking on his cherry popsicle in a way that Genma had never seen him do before—sucking it like a woman sucked cock! Or, Genma turned his head to the screen, like that guy right there! And as he watched, the brunette pulled his cock out and sprayed his cum all over the longhaired guy’s face. Fuck!

The DVD then jumped to a scene with the same three guys, only now the longhaired guy—the bitch, thought Genma--was tied up on a table, sucking cock and getting it up the ass. He opened his mouth, appalled, and turned to look back over Kakashi—and found himself with a cock in his mouth and a hand on the back of his head.

“Yeah, you sexy bitch, suck me,” said Kakashi.

Shocked, Genma’s mouth closed around that cock and sucked. He had to stop this! How the hell do you stop the famous Copy Nin, who knows a thousand jutsus? And then Genma felt his pants being undone. He looked down and saw Raidou lower his head to his cock.

At that point, Genma just stopped thinking and decided to go with the flow. Good god, Raidou sucked cock better than a woman. Maybe it’s because his mouth is bigger? Kakashi pushed Genma down on his back and sunk down on his chest. Genma lay on the floor getting blown by his roommate and sucking the cock of one of Konoha’s most powerful ninjas. One of the sexiest, too. Who just happened to have one of the best looking cocks he’d ever seen. After all, a guy looks to check out the competition, right?

Mother of god! Raidou just deep throated me! Holy shit, that’s good! Genma stopped sucking, lost in what Raidou was doing to him. Kakashi pulled his cock out of Genma’s unmoving mouth moved off him, and Genma felt himself blushing. For some reason that Genma didn’t want to explore, everything was more embarrassing now that Kakashi had pulled his penis out of Genma. But then Kakashi jerked up Raidou’s head from Genma’s cock, pulled down his mask, and kissed him. To his shock, Raidou responded like Genma had never seen him before—and he’d seen him kiss quite a number of kunoichi’s. Oh my god—Raidou’s gay! Or bi! Holy shit, they’re tonguing each other! They are all over each other! And what, what is Raidou doing with that popsicle? For Raidou had reached down with one hand and found his cherry popsicle and was now sliding it down between Kakashi’s asscheeks. No! He isn’t going to!

But he did! Raidou was licking and kissing down Kakashi’s chest while shoving that bright red cherry popsicle up his ass!

Kakashi threw back his head and moaned—and Genma went rock hard. He watched as Raidou worked that popsicle in and out of Kakashi’s ass.

“Fuck me as I blow, Genma,” said Kakashi in a hoarse voice, jerking Raidou’s head from his chest. Raidou and Kakashi kissed again, and then Raidou stood up and stripped. “Use the lube in my pants,” ordered Kakashi. Genma didn’t look to see what Raidou was doing--he couldn’t take his eyes off that little stick coming out of Kakashi’s ass. He had a popsicle in his butt!

And then Kakashi lowered his head to Genma’s cock. It was then that Genma realized that the Copy Nin must have used his Sharingan on the porn videos. For while Raidou had been doing better than any of the many woman who’d given him oral sex, Kakashi was, was—impossibly, unbelievable perfect! Genma moaned as Kakashi’s tongue seemed to twirl around and around him. He groaned as his cockhead was teased, licked, sucked, nibbled on. He cursed as Kakashi sucked and bobbed his head up and down. And when Kakashi took him deep in his throat and then pulsed and hummed around him, he screamed and came harder than he had in years. The last time he’d come like this was when he’d spent the night with those blonde twins in Wave Country! And Kakashi swallowed every bit of it. Genma looked down on him, dazed, and the white-haired nin raised his head up, looked Genma full in the face, and licked his lips.

He’s gorgeous. Really, really gorgeous. Why the hell does he wear that mask? Because everyone, fucking everyone, man or woman would be chasing him if he didn’t, concluded Genma.

And then Kakashi said, “Dammit, Namiashi! Just because you’re name means slow march doesn’t mean you have to fuck slow.” And then the Copy Nin somehow rolled the two of them, so that Raidou was on his back, Kakashi sitting on him, his back to Raidou’s face. He swiveled around to face Raidou and Genma, and then set about riding Raidou into the ground. “Pay attention, Namiashi. There will be a quiz later on to see if you’ve learned how to fuck an ass right!”

Watching Kakashi slam himself down on Raidou’s cock, Genma shivered. Yeah, that was how you fucked. He’d never seen anything like this! Sure, woman had ridden him, ridden him hard, but they weren’t powerful, big, and fast like Kakashi. And the way Raidou was panting and gasping, it seemed likely no woman could be as tight either.

To his shock, Genma felt his cock start to stir once more. Then Kakashi looked over at him and said, “Get that sexy body of yours over here, Shiranui!”

Genma did, rising up on his knees and leaning in to kiss Kakashi. Just as he suspected—the Copy Nin kissed just as good as he gave head. That tongue, fuck, that tongue was lethal! No wonder it was kept hidden behind that damn mask. And Genma gave up trying to hold his own in the kiss and surrendered to the man who clearly was his superior. He felt Kakashi lift him up, felt Raidou’s body under his ass, felt Raidou’s chest hair on his ass, his balls. Then Kakashi pulled, pushed, and moved him until his ass was over Raidou’s face.

It was then, as Kakashi’s tongue thrust in and out of Genma’s mouth, that Raidou put his tongue inside Genma’s ass. Genma screamed into Kakashi’s mouth at the sensation. His cock twitched wildly, and the precum began dripping down it.

Then abruptly, Kakashi was on his feet, holding Genma in his arms. “Quiz time, Namiashi,” he said heading for Genma’s big king-sized bed. “Genma’s such a hot bitch, I’ve got bury myself in his tight little hole. Bring the lube. Once I’m in, you can finish fucking me and show me what you’ve learned.”

Genma cried out and started to thrash in Kakashi’s arms, but it was too late. His back was on the bed, and Kakashi was on top of him, rubbing against him. Oh, god, that was good, really good. So, this was frotting, sword fighting, dick rubbing. Genma arched his back and pushed up into Kakashi. He was close, so close. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah!” he shouted.

But Kakashi pulled away, flipped him over, and thrust a long lubed finger in his ass. Genma kept shouting, “Fuck,” but now in anger, frustration, and a bit of fear. But then that finger hit something, and Genma threw back his head and screamed because it felt so good. Then Kakashi forced a second finger in and hit that spot again. The shockingly weird stretching of his anus combined with that spot that seemed to go right to his pleasure centers droved Genma wild. He bucked, thrashed, and cried out.

And then Kakashi pulled his ass up and pushed his cockhead in. Genma screamed, feeling he was being split apart although he could tell he wasn’t tearing or anything, just being stretched in ways he’d never expected. But Kakashi was talking to him, touching his cock, playing with his balls even as he pushed in deeper. “Oh, god, yes! You’ve got such a tight, sweet ass, Shiranui Genma. Let me in, baby, spread those sexy legs of yours for me.” It was terrifying, painful, humiliating, yet he wasn’t getting soft, and the things Kakashi was doing to his cock felt so amazingly good. Genma couldn’t reconcile the two parts of his body. And then Kakashi’s cock hit that place that had felt so good, his prostate, and Genma started to come—but didn’t. Kakashi’s hand tightened around the base of his cock as he shook and spasmed, so he couldn’t release, couldn’t spray. And Genma felt tears running down his face as he cried out, “Kakashi, please, god, Kakashi.”

“Behave yourself, bitch! Raidou, now!”

It was awful. It was wonderful. There was nothing he could do to stop it, and that somehow made it more erotic. He came almost immediately, screaming, spilling out on his sheets, making a mess of his bed, but the fucking didn’t stop. And the pleasure didn’t either. He shot out more cum than he’d thought his balls could ever hold, but even when there wasn’t a drop left, Kakashi pounded into his prostate and seemed to somehow have his hands all over his body. And then he heard Raidou crying out as he came—and Kakashi took up the cry, and Genma experienced what it was like to have your ass pumped full of cum for the first time. At this point he really couldn’t think coherently, couldn’t describe it, couldn’t explain it, but could only let the experience rip through him as he shuddered, shook, and even, for a second or two, sobbed.

They lay there in a pile for a bit, until Genma felt the bed shift and a body thunk down on his right. Oh, that’s Raidou, yeah. Then Kakashi pulled out of him and settled down on the left. They lay there in silence for a little bit. Then Kakashi got up, saying, “God, it’s hot in here. I’ll go get us some cold drinks, the DVD, and see if you have anymore popsicles.”

Genma whimpered when he was gone and said, “Raidou, please tell me we are out of popsicles, please. I don’t think I’ll survive if he puts a popsicle in my ass.” He managed to turn his head and open his eyes to look at his oldest and best friend.

Raidou grinned at him, panting, and said, “Don’t worry, Gen, I’ll make sure it won’t happen.”

Just then Kakashi shouted out, “Cherry or grape?”

“Cherry!” shouted out Raidou, and Genma’s chest suddenly hurt and his eyes stung. His best friend was betraying him, selling him out.

“Hey, hey, don’t look like that, Gen. Trust me! Come on, I’ve been your teammate for forever, I won’t do you wrong,” said Raidou.

Genma sighed.

Raidou added, “Besides, this is one time, I am really, really looking forward to taking one for the team.”


When Kakashi returned with the DVDs in one hand, a six-pack in the other, and three popsicles held in his mouth by the sticks, Genma and Raidou were rolling around on the bed shouting and thrashing. They’d managed in the process of whatever they were doing to smear Genma’s cum on themselves. Kakashi watched for a few minutes, and then just dropped the beer and the DVDs. There was no point in porn when there were two sexy guys going at it right in front of you. This was so hot, that a cold drink wouldn’t cut it—something icy was called for.

“I didn’t give you two permission to start without me,” he said moving to the foot of the bed. Genma and Raidou broke apart and looked up at him with faces full of fear and desire. “I’m afraid I’m going to have to punish you both by cooling you down. Face down, asses in the air.”

“Raidou!” wailed Genma.

They begged, they bargained, and they pleaded. Kakashi relented and modified their punishment. One of the popsicles was pushed into Raidou’s ass. And then Genma had to fuck him while it was still in there. But after the punishment was over, Genma and Raidou leaned back on the pillows at the head of the bed and sucked on the other two popsicles, enjoying their favorite cherry flavor. As there was no popsicle for Kakashi, he settled for cock instead.

It was a compromise they were all happy with.