Will the real Rock Lee please stand up?
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Naruto › Yaoi - Male/Male
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Adult
Chapters:
1
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2
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Will the real Rock Lee please stand up?
Yamik: Ola peeps!
Yam: Ciao!
Yaki: Hello! This fic is about Lee.
Yamik: Yup, Lee’s problem with fangirls.
Yam: Oh, the horror!
Yaki: Whelp get on with it.
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Sakura and the other girls were lounging around a tree talking about Lee.
"You have to admit, he has gotten a lot cuter." Ten-Ten said.
"Well ya, but he refuses to date any one even Sakura." Ino said pouting slightly.
The other girls sighed dejectedly. They were trying to find a way to get Lee without him saying that he didn’t like them like that and that he already had someone.
“Hello, youthful girls of Konoha!” a voice came from the top of the tree. They looked up and saw Lee.
“Lee!” they all said in unison.
“Yes, it is I!” Lee said.
“No! I’m Lee. You are an imposter!” another voice called over from another tree.
“Wrong again. I am the ever youthful Rock Lee.” Yet another voice called over.
By this time the girls were confused. They were surrounded by three Lees. Suddenly Gai came out of another tree and struck his ‘love-me-I’m-a-nice-guy’ pose, his teeth twinkling in the darkness as though there was a sun or some form of light.
“Gai-sensei?” Ten-Ten asked confused.
The girls sweatdropped when he turned to them and pointed his hand at them, “Yes, it is I.”
Everyone, including the three Lees, smiled forcibly as Gai struck pose after pose. Finally the first Lee jumped down in front of them.
“I’m the real Lee so just let me finish of these guys and then I’ll chose one of you to date.” The Lee said as he struck his own nice guy pose.
“No! I’m the real Rock Lee. And I shall defeat all of you.” The second one said as he jumped and landed on the first Lee.
“No! I am the ever youthful, ever vigilant, ever everything ROCK LEE!” the third one jumped and landed on the other two.
“Hey, um, guys…?”Sakura asked as the Lees started to fight each other.
“You know this reminds me of a song.” Temari said.
“Really? What song?” Hinata asked.
“It’s called ‘Will the real sugar baby please jump up?’” Temari said smiling.
“I know that song. In this case you could ask for the real Rock Lee to jump up.” Sakura said.
“Right.” Ino said smiling. “Will the real Rock Lee please jump up, please jump up?”
“And all you other Rock Lees are just imitations.” (Sakura).
“So will the real Rock Lee please jump up, please jump up?” (Ten-Ten)
Hinata smiled as she watch the other girls sing the song. The Lees and Gai also watched them and started to join while adding the fact that they were each the real Rock Lee.
Each of the Lees and Gai were crying by the time the song was over. They decided right then to prove who the real Rock Lee was.
“Okay,” Sakura said, “to pass the first round you must answer three questions correctly about Lee.”
“The first question is: During the Chunin preliminary exam who did Lee fight and did he win?” Ino asked.
The first Lee thought for moment before deciding on his answer. “It was Shino and he won.”
“Nope, you are dismissed.” Temari said smiling coldly at him.
The first Lee grumbled and then he let a cloud of white smoke envelope him and he reappeared as Naruto.
“You should see the looks on your faces.” He told them.
“Why did you answer incorrectly? You were there.” Sakura asked.
“Cause I got bored.”
“Idiot!” Sakura screamed as she punched and he went flying away.
“Next!” Ino said.
The second Lee flashed a bright smile. “It was his eternal rival Neji and…”
“Wrong.” Temari said as she bopped him on the head.
The second Lee frowned and disappeared behind the smoke and reappeared as Konohamaru. He left as well but not before smiling at them.
“You’re last.” Hinata said.
“It was the non-youthful Chouji…” the last Lee smiled, “Alright so I’m not Lee” He disappeared and reappeared as Kiba. “But ya gotta admit that it was funny watching how ya’ll reacted.” He left too.
“Gai-sensei, why did they do that?” Sakura asked with tears in her eyes. The girls all agreed and looked at him with hopeful eyes.
“Because it was funny.” He said. Then he got all serious, “You may have noticed that I’m not really Gai.” He laughed at them as they watched in horror as he transformed into Kakashi. “See ya.”
Kakashi jumped into the tree and left.
“DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!!” the girls (yes even Hinata) screamed at the sky.
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Meanwhile in a distant part of the woods Lee looked up and frowned. His companion looked at him.
“Did you hear that?” Lee asked.
“No.”
Lee shrugged and then lent down to the other. He smiled as the other looked up at him with loved –filled eyes,"I love you."
“I love you too.” Gaara smiled as Lee kissed him.
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Yamik: Awwww, how adorable.
Yam: Yup.
Yaki: Just too cute.
Yamik: you know I wouldn’t mind dating either boy.
Yam& Yaki: Yeah…
Yam: Ciao!
Yaki: Hello! This fic is about Lee.
Yamik: Yup, Lee’s problem with fangirls.
Yam: Oh, the horror!
Yaki: Whelp get on with it.
**************************************************************
Sakura and the other girls were lounging around a tree talking about Lee.
"You have to admit, he has gotten a lot cuter." Ten-Ten said.
"Well ya, but he refuses to date any one even Sakura." Ino said pouting slightly.
The other girls sighed dejectedly. They were trying to find a way to get Lee without him saying that he didn’t like them like that and that he already had someone.
“Hello, youthful girls of Konoha!” a voice came from the top of the tree. They looked up and saw Lee.
“Lee!” they all said in unison.
“Yes, it is I!” Lee said.
“No! I’m Lee. You are an imposter!” another voice called over from another tree.
“Wrong again. I am the ever youthful Rock Lee.” Yet another voice called over.
By this time the girls were confused. They were surrounded by three Lees. Suddenly Gai came out of another tree and struck his ‘love-me-I’m-a-nice-guy’ pose, his teeth twinkling in the darkness as though there was a sun or some form of light.
“Gai-sensei?” Ten-Ten asked confused.
The girls sweatdropped when he turned to them and pointed his hand at them, “Yes, it is I.”
Everyone, including the three Lees, smiled forcibly as Gai struck pose after pose. Finally the first Lee jumped down in front of them.
“I’m the real Lee so just let me finish of these guys and then I’ll chose one of you to date.” The Lee said as he struck his own nice guy pose.
“No! I’m the real Rock Lee. And I shall defeat all of you.” The second one said as he jumped and landed on the first Lee.
“No! I am the ever youthful, ever vigilant, ever everything ROCK LEE!” the third one jumped and landed on the other two.
“Hey, um, guys…?”Sakura asked as the Lees started to fight each other.
“You know this reminds me of a song.” Temari said.
“Really? What song?” Hinata asked.
“It’s called ‘Will the real sugar baby please jump up?’” Temari said smiling.
“I know that song. In this case you could ask for the real Rock Lee to jump up.” Sakura said.
“Right.” Ino said smiling. “Will the real Rock Lee please jump up, please jump up?”
“And all you other Rock Lees are just imitations.” (Sakura).
“So will the real Rock Lee please jump up, please jump up?” (Ten-Ten)
Hinata smiled as she watch the other girls sing the song. The Lees and Gai also watched them and started to join while adding the fact that they were each the real Rock Lee.
Each of the Lees and Gai were crying by the time the song was over. They decided right then to prove who the real Rock Lee was.
“Okay,” Sakura said, “to pass the first round you must answer three questions correctly about Lee.”
“The first question is: During the Chunin preliminary exam who did Lee fight and did he win?” Ino asked.
The first Lee thought for moment before deciding on his answer. “It was Shino and he won.”
“Nope, you are dismissed.” Temari said smiling coldly at him.
The first Lee grumbled and then he let a cloud of white smoke envelope him and he reappeared as Naruto.
“You should see the looks on your faces.” He told them.
“Why did you answer incorrectly? You were there.” Sakura asked.
“Cause I got bored.”
“Idiot!” Sakura screamed as she punched and he went flying away.
“Next!” Ino said.
The second Lee flashed a bright smile. “It was his eternal rival Neji and…”
“Wrong.” Temari said as she bopped him on the head.
The second Lee frowned and disappeared behind the smoke and reappeared as Konohamaru. He left as well but not before smiling at them.
“You’re last.” Hinata said.
“It was the non-youthful Chouji…” the last Lee smiled, “Alright so I’m not Lee” He disappeared and reappeared as Kiba. “But ya gotta admit that it was funny watching how ya’ll reacted.” He left too.
“Gai-sensei, why did they do that?” Sakura asked with tears in her eyes. The girls all agreed and looked at him with hopeful eyes.
“Because it was funny.” He said. Then he got all serious, “You may have noticed that I’m not really Gai.” He laughed at them as they watched in horror as he transformed into Kakashi. “See ya.”
Kakashi jumped into the tree and left.
“DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!!” the girls (yes even Hinata) screamed at the sky.
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Meanwhile in a distant part of the woods Lee looked up and frowned. His companion looked at him.
“Did you hear that?” Lee asked.
“No.”
Lee shrugged and then lent down to the other. He smiled as the other looked up at him with loved –filled eyes,"I love you."
“I love you too.” Gaara smiled as Lee kissed him.
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Yamik: Awwww, how adorable.
Yam: Yup.
Yaki: Just too cute.
Yamik: you know I wouldn’t mind dating either boy.
Yam& Yaki: Yeah…