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Dateline: Konoha
This is my attempt at a oneshot without a lemon. Sorry to disappoint! If you haven't seen to catch a predtor, you're living in a hole. They've done it at least fifty times people!! Anyway hope you enjoy!!
And now we’re back. Here’s Anne Curry
Anne:Dateline has done many undercover stories about underage children being seduced by adults into sexual situations over the internet. We have done many To Catch A Predator segments and have put away many men preying on young children. Yet, our latest venture into the hidden village of Konoha has produced some of the most disturbing results we have ever seen. Here’s Chris Hansen with more.
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Chris: We’re here in the quiet village of Konoha. After a little research, we found that most of the people here are ninja; sworn to protect the village with their lives. Most villagers here feel safe because of the many shinobi protecting them. None of them even give a second thought about how safe their children are from those very same ninja. We have set up a sting house, in cooperation with Perverted Justice, in order to take down some of the village’s most disgusting shinobi.
Our first target goes by the screename: IchaLover69. Using a decoy with the screename: rAsEnGaNfOx, IchaLover69 believes he’s talking to a 12 year old boy. Here is one of the entry logs from an AIM session.
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IchaLover69: Hey, I see that you want to become a strong shinobi
rAsEnGaNfOx: Yeah!! I totally want to be the next Hokage!!
IchaLover69: Well I can help you with that.
rAsEnGaNfOx: For real? That would be totally awesome!!
IchaLover69: I’ll be your sensei, but it will come at a price.
rAsEnGaNfOx: I really don’t have any money.
IchaLover69: That’s ok. We can find something else to do.
rAsEnGaNfOx: Like what?
IchaLover69: You know how you touch yourself when you get hard?
rAsEnGaNfOx: Yeah… What does that have to do with anything?
IchaLover69: All you have to do is do the same to me. If the training goes farther, we’ll talk about further payment.
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Chris: The conversation continues to set up a time and date as to when IchaLover69 can meet rAsEnGaNfOx in person for some “training”. As we investigate the target, we found that the man’s name is Hatake Kakashi. At 26 years old, he stands and 5’11 and weighs 149lbs. We also found out that he is and elite Jounin of Konoha and that he was once ANBU. He also has a team of Genin that he leads on missions; all under the age of 13.
For our decoy at the house, we will be using Uzumaki Naruto. He is one of Hatake’s Genin and is the appropriate age. The child was never in any danger. Naruto is also a ninja and has taken down stronger shinobi than Hatake. Here’s how it went down.
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The sunlight gave the village of Konoha a serene feeling; like nothing could ruin such a peaceful day. A sudden poof of smoke revealed a tall, slender man. His hair of sliver was spiked to one side; defying every law of physics. The dark mask on his face concealed his slight smirk.
The house in front of the man looked fairly new. The stone walls looked fresh from the quarry and the paint on the door still looked wet. Kakashi knew it was Naruto who he was talking to on AIM, it being obvious from the screename. The smirk on his face faltered, but only for a moment. Why would the boy want to meet him here? Maybe he didn’t want to give him his payment where other people might find him. It made sense to the Jounin. He wouldn’t want anyone walking in on them while it was going on.
Kakashi strode to the door, confidence radiating off of his body. He knocked only once and was surprised to see the boy quickly open the door; his signature smile spilling off of his face.
“Hey Kakashi-sensei! Come in! I was just doing some laundry before we get started with training.” This puzzled Kakashi even more. Why was the blonde washing clothes in a house that clearly wasn’t his. He was going to have to keep his guard up; something about this situation wasn’t sitting right with him. Jamming his hands into his pockets, the silver-haired man stepped through the door. Naruto led him into a kitchenette type area; complete with a table, two stools, a pitcher full of lemonade, and two glasses.
“You can help yourself to a drink. Just stay here and I’ll go finish up doing the wash.” With that, Naruto disappeared around a corner. Kakashi didn’t even make a move to sit; he wanted to be prepared for anything. His focus shifted to a window near the end of the room, waiting for any sign of attack.
“Hello there Mr. Hatake.” Kakashi made a small jump from the man’s voice. His head turned to see who this person was. Kakashi was confused, he had never seen this man before in his life. They were about equal in height and weight from what the Jounin could determine. The man’s suit also told him that he wasn’t ready to attack, let alone a shinobi of any kind. What the hell was going on?
“If you could take a seat, I’d like to talk to you.” Kakashi didn’t budge.
“Where’s Naruto?” The man only smiled; again giving Kakashi the signs that he would like the ninja to sit.
“That’s really not important right now.” Kakashi glared at the man, but followed the silent order; taking a stool.
“Now, I’d like to talk about the AIM conversation you had with rAsEnGaNfOx.” Kakashi was really confused now. What the hell did this guy care about his computer conversation with Naruto?
“What about it?” Smiling, the man continued.
“You do know that you were talking to a minor?”
“Yes, and that minor’s name is Naruto. He’s a member of my Genin squad, Team 7.” The man’s features hardened at Kakashi’s words.
“Then, Mr. Hatake, you do know that it is illegal to have sexual relations with said minor.” Kakashi almost fell off his stool. Was he implying what he thought he was implying?
“Sir, I don’t know who you are, but there is no way in hell I was going to have sex with Naruto.” The stranger just shakes his head, revealing papers from underneath the table.
“I have AIM sessions that seem to say differently.” You could hear Kakashi swallow. He hadn’t said anything perverted, had he? “Near the end of this particular conversation, you asked the boy if he touched himself when he got hard. You then asked the boy to do the same to you as payment for training. It seems like you’re implying that you want him to jack you off, Mr. Hatake.” Kakashi almost wanted to laugh, almost. This was all Naruto’s fault for not just wanting to talk in person.
“I never meant that. I just wanted Naruto to give me a massage. Your muscles get hard after training and I would have wanted him to work out the kinks in my back after we were done.” The man rolled his eyes not believing the shinobi.
“Why would you ask one of your own students for payment?”
“Cause I knew my boyfriend wouldn’t do it for me when I got home after training.” The strange man put his hands flat on the table and looked Kakashi straight in the eye.
“Before this conversation goes any further, I have to tell you something. I’m Chris Hansen and I’m with Dateline NBC doing a story on child predators.” Kakashi was going to kill Naruto. The boy knew that Kakashi was a pervert, but Naruto knew that he wanted nothing to do with children. If he got out of this without any real damage done, he was going to put Naruto through the worst training session of his life. “If you have anything else to say, you can.”
“All I have to say is that Konoha may be short one shinobi when all of this is said and done.” Kakashi stood and left the house. What he wasn’t expecting was ANBU to be waiting for him outside. He also didn’t expect for Iruka, his boyfriend to also be there.
“Kakashi, how could you!” Iruka was in tears, Naruto in his clutches. The boy’s face was hidden in his teacher’s chest. All the Jounin wanted to do was run up to his dolphin and tell him it was all a set up; that he was framed. He never got the chance. ANBU tackled him to the ground and teleported him to a holding cell. Kakashi sat in his cell and plotted every single piece of torture that he was going to use against that damn blonde.
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“Do you have anything to say before I pound you into the ground” Three months after the whole ordeal, Kakashi had appeared in the training grounds in front of Naruto. The blonde didn’t seem fazed, almost as if he was expecting his sensei.
“You should have seen the look on your face when Chris revealed who he was, it was classic.” Naruto said with a smirk.
“Why did you do it? Do you hate me that much?!?” Kakashi was near hysterics. He never thought one of his own students would put him through that sort of degrading situation.
“Just payback for all the times you made us wait hours on the bridge.”Naruto stated. He said it as if the answer was obvious and justified. Kakashi just turned and walked away from the boy, putting his hands in his pockets.
“Where are you going? I thought you were going to kick my ass?” Kakashi just smiled over his shoulder.
“No, I don’t think that would be enough. I’m telling Iruka about what you did.” Naruto turned visibly pale just as Kakashi teleported to his beloved’s house. Naruto sank to the ground, his entire body shaking from fear.
“I’m not going to make it to tomorrow.”
FEAR THE WRATH OF IRUKA. Seriously, I would be afraid of the man if I would piss him off. Give me a psycho Orochimaru any day. Hope I didn't do too badyly. Well, until next time kiddies!
And now we’re back. Here’s Anne Curry
Anne:Dateline has done many undercover stories about underage children being seduced by adults into sexual situations over the internet. We have done many To Catch A Predator segments and have put away many men preying on young children. Yet, our latest venture into the hidden village of Konoha has produced some of the most disturbing results we have ever seen. Here’s Chris Hansen with more.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chris: We’re here in the quiet village of Konoha. After a little research, we found that most of the people here are ninja; sworn to protect the village with their lives. Most villagers here feel safe because of the many shinobi protecting them. None of them even give a second thought about how safe their children are from those very same ninja. We have set up a sting house, in cooperation with Perverted Justice, in order to take down some of the village’s most disgusting shinobi.
Our first target goes by the screename: IchaLover69. Using a decoy with the screename: rAsEnGaNfOx, IchaLover69 believes he’s talking to a 12 year old boy. Here is one of the entry logs from an AIM session.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
IchaLover69: Hey, I see that you want to become a strong shinobi
rAsEnGaNfOx: Yeah!! I totally want to be the next Hokage!!
IchaLover69: Well I can help you with that.
rAsEnGaNfOx: For real? That would be totally awesome!!
IchaLover69: I’ll be your sensei, but it will come at a price.
rAsEnGaNfOx: I really don’t have any money.
IchaLover69: That’s ok. We can find something else to do.
rAsEnGaNfOx: Like what?
IchaLover69: You know how you touch yourself when you get hard?
rAsEnGaNfOx: Yeah… What does that have to do with anything?
IchaLover69: All you have to do is do the same to me. If the training goes farther, we’ll talk about further payment.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chris: The conversation continues to set up a time and date as to when IchaLover69 can meet rAsEnGaNfOx in person for some “training”. As we investigate the target, we found that the man’s name is Hatake Kakashi. At 26 years old, he stands and 5’11 and weighs 149lbs. We also found out that he is and elite Jounin of Konoha and that he was once ANBU. He also has a team of Genin that he leads on missions; all under the age of 13.
For our decoy at the house, we will be using Uzumaki Naruto. He is one of Hatake’s Genin and is the appropriate age. The child was never in any danger. Naruto is also a ninja and has taken down stronger shinobi than Hatake. Here’s how it went down.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The sunlight gave the village of Konoha a serene feeling; like nothing could ruin such a peaceful day. A sudden poof of smoke revealed a tall, slender man. His hair of sliver was spiked to one side; defying every law of physics. The dark mask on his face concealed his slight smirk.
The house in front of the man looked fairly new. The stone walls looked fresh from the quarry and the paint on the door still looked wet. Kakashi knew it was Naruto who he was talking to on AIM, it being obvious from the screename. The smirk on his face faltered, but only for a moment. Why would the boy want to meet him here? Maybe he didn’t want to give him his payment where other people might find him. It made sense to the Jounin. He wouldn’t want anyone walking in on them while it was going on.
Kakashi strode to the door, confidence radiating off of his body. He knocked only once and was surprised to see the boy quickly open the door; his signature smile spilling off of his face.
“Hey Kakashi-sensei! Come in! I was just doing some laundry before we get started with training.” This puzzled Kakashi even more. Why was the blonde washing clothes in a house that clearly wasn’t his. He was going to have to keep his guard up; something about this situation wasn’t sitting right with him. Jamming his hands into his pockets, the silver-haired man stepped through the door. Naruto led him into a kitchenette type area; complete with a table, two stools, a pitcher full of lemonade, and two glasses.
“You can help yourself to a drink. Just stay here and I’ll go finish up doing the wash.” With that, Naruto disappeared around a corner. Kakashi didn’t even make a move to sit; he wanted to be prepared for anything. His focus shifted to a window near the end of the room, waiting for any sign of attack.
“Hello there Mr. Hatake.” Kakashi made a small jump from the man’s voice. His head turned to see who this person was. Kakashi was confused, he had never seen this man before in his life. They were about equal in height and weight from what the Jounin could determine. The man’s suit also told him that he wasn’t ready to attack, let alone a shinobi of any kind. What the hell was going on?
“If you could take a seat, I’d like to talk to you.” Kakashi didn’t budge.
“Where’s Naruto?” The man only smiled; again giving Kakashi the signs that he would like the ninja to sit.
“That’s really not important right now.” Kakashi glared at the man, but followed the silent order; taking a stool.
“Now, I’d like to talk about the AIM conversation you had with rAsEnGaNfOx.” Kakashi was really confused now. What the hell did this guy care about his computer conversation with Naruto?
“What about it?” Smiling, the man continued.
“You do know that you were talking to a minor?”
“Yes, and that minor’s name is Naruto. He’s a member of my Genin squad, Team 7.” The man’s features hardened at Kakashi’s words.
“Then, Mr. Hatake, you do know that it is illegal to have sexual relations with said minor.” Kakashi almost fell off his stool. Was he implying what he thought he was implying?
“Sir, I don’t know who you are, but there is no way in hell I was going to have sex with Naruto.” The stranger just shakes his head, revealing papers from underneath the table.
“I have AIM sessions that seem to say differently.” You could hear Kakashi swallow. He hadn’t said anything perverted, had he? “Near the end of this particular conversation, you asked the boy if he touched himself when he got hard. You then asked the boy to do the same to you as payment for training. It seems like you’re implying that you want him to jack you off, Mr. Hatake.” Kakashi almost wanted to laugh, almost. This was all Naruto’s fault for not just wanting to talk in person.
“I never meant that. I just wanted Naruto to give me a massage. Your muscles get hard after training and I would have wanted him to work out the kinks in my back after we were done.” The man rolled his eyes not believing the shinobi.
“Why would you ask one of your own students for payment?”
“Cause I knew my boyfriend wouldn’t do it for me when I got home after training.” The strange man put his hands flat on the table and looked Kakashi straight in the eye.
“Before this conversation goes any further, I have to tell you something. I’m Chris Hansen and I’m with Dateline NBC doing a story on child predators.” Kakashi was going to kill Naruto. The boy knew that Kakashi was a pervert, but Naruto knew that he wanted nothing to do with children. If he got out of this without any real damage done, he was going to put Naruto through the worst training session of his life. “If you have anything else to say, you can.”
“All I have to say is that Konoha may be short one shinobi when all of this is said and done.” Kakashi stood and left the house. What he wasn’t expecting was ANBU to be waiting for him outside. He also didn’t expect for Iruka, his boyfriend to also be there.
“Kakashi, how could you!” Iruka was in tears, Naruto in his clutches. The boy’s face was hidden in his teacher’s chest. All the Jounin wanted to do was run up to his dolphin and tell him it was all a set up; that he was framed. He never got the chance. ANBU tackled him to the ground and teleported him to a holding cell. Kakashi sat in his cell and plotted every single piece of torture that he was going to use against that damn blonde.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
“Do you have anything to say before I pound you into the ground” Three months after the whole ordeal, Kakashi had appeared in the training grounds in front of Naruto. The blonde didn’t seem fazed, almost as if he was expecting his sensei.
“You should have seen the look on your face when Chris revealed who he was, it was classic.” Naruto said with a smirk.
“Why did you do it? Do you hate me that much?!?” Kakashi was near hysterics. He never thought one of his own students would put him through that sort of degrading situation.
“Just payback for all the times you made us wait hours on the bridge.”Naruto stated. He said it as if the answer was obvious and justified. Kakashi just turned and walked away from the boy, putting his hands in his pockets.
“Where are you going? I thought you were going to kick my ass?” Kakashi just smiled over his shoulder.
“No, I don’t think that would be enough. I’m telling Iruka about what you did.” Naruto turned visibly pale just as Kakashi teleported to his beloved’s house. Naruto sank to the ground, his entire body shaking from fear.
“I’m not going to make it to tomorrow.”
FEAR THE WRATH OF IRUKA. Seriously, I would be afraid of the man if I would piss him off. Give me a psycho Orochimaru any day. Hope I didn't do too badyly. Well, until next time kiddies!