Capital P Uzamaki Style

SONG: Capital P,
Belongs to MSI...I do not own that either.


IMPORTANT AN:

oooooooooooook...First off. The lyrics....are...XDD very dirty...so if u offended by MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence) I suggest you find another fic to read. If you want to hear the song go here:

http://msi.music.mindviz.com/

I hope that link work...and you scroll the list and find "Capital P" and it should play it for you..i suggest listening to the song while reading this... Ummm..... I think thats it. Enjoy and if your having problems listening to the song...and you want it, give me ur email address and i will send it to you ^_^;



Warnings: Oneshot, Dirty Lyrics, air fucking and some bad dancing.SongFic XDDDDD


Not beta'd srry for bad grammer...XDDD
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Naruto grabbed onto the computer mouse, the little arrow double clicking on the volume icon. Taking the bar he shoved it all the way to the top, grinning widely. Hearing the beginning of the song he jumped back away from the computer his head bobbing to the first couple of thumbing notes

“Beat down. I don’t want to be the one Who’s stuck with me when I whip my meat out Trapped in a room when I start to beat it, I don’t want to be the one Who’s touchin’ me when I whip my meat out, Juggling my balls lettin a sucka get a beat down!” Naruto’s shook his ass fingers suddenly going from the zipper of his jacket swiping it down in one dramatic sweep shrugging it off one shoulder and whipping it up over his head, singing the lyrics loudly,

“Perverted, with a capitol P, Convert it, into what you see, Insert it, deep inside of me
Deserted, it won’t happen to me, Happen to me, No it will not happen to me!” Hips swing out he threw the orange jacket to the side fingers going for the black mesh, tugging it off over his head banging, the blond locks flying in every direction, the blue headband untying and falling unnoticed to the floor by the dancing blond.


“Doo doo do! You know I'm really horny, really horny won’t stop” His body jerked in a pose, “You know I'm really horny, Oh, I’m really horny, yo, I'm really horny,yo, I'm really horny,You know I'm really horny, really horny won't stop!” Another pose, one hand grabbing his crotch in a pelvic thrust.

“You know I'm really horny Oh, I’m really horny, yo, I'm really horny,yo, I'm really horny!!”

The music paused for a second and Naruto flipped onto the bed, holding one finger out,

“Excuse me”

When the music started again Naruto's body went into another set of frenzied movement,

“I don’t want to be the one, Who’s stuck with me when I whip my meat out, Trapped in a room when I start to beat it, I don’t want to be the one, Who’s touchin’ me when I whip my meat out, Juggling my balls lettin a sucka get a beat down!” He jumped from the bed his pants making a miraculous disappearance from his body, his sandaled feet landing on his scrubby carpeted floor, the pants landing over his computer console,

“Pre-pre-pre-pre-Perverted!”

“So-so-so-so-so with it!”

“Pre-pre-pre-pre-Perverted!”

“So-so-so-so-so with it!”

At each phrase Naruto’s briefed clad bottom shook back and forth, sporadically adding a few pelvic thrusts emphasizing the songs lyrics.

“Perverted, with a capitol P,Convert it, into what you see, Insert it, deep inside of me
Deserted, it won’t happen to me, Happen to me-” Shaking his head, Naruto echoed the mans words “No, it will not happen to me!” Grinning madly he rose his hands above his fucking the air, while contiueing to sing his lungs out,


“Doo doo do! You know I'm really horny, really horny won't stop” His body stopped moving for a split second before flourishing into motion,

“You know I'm really horny Oh, I’m really horny, yo ,I'm really horny,yo, I'm really horny, You know I'm really horny, really horny won't stop” His fingers delved dangerously along the line of his boxer briefs that clung tightly to his shaking bum,

“You know I'm really horny, Oh, I’m really horny, yo, I'm really horny,yo, I'm really horny, You know I’m really horny, really horny won’t stop!” The background music started to fade leaving the main singer and Naruto’s voice to ring through the small apartment and the boxer brief started making their way down the slim hips revealing his jiggling…assets.


“I don’t want to be the one, Who’s stuck with me when I whip my meat out” Naruto hand made a few vulgar jerks in front of his pelvic area fucking the air in front of him.

“Trapped in a room when I start to beat it, I don’t want to be the one, Who’s touchin’ me when I whip my meat out”

“Juggling my balls lettin a sucka get a beat down, I don’t want to be the one
Who’s stuck with me when I whip my meat out, Trapped in a room when I start to beat it!!” The boxer briefs were flung across the room slapping the window and sliding down and the music came to an abrupt end. Naruto was posed, panting slightly, the still wide grin on his face.

“…Naruto?” The blond whirled around to see Sasuke, Neji, and Kiba staring at him.

“So…this is how you get ready for missions.” Kiba suddenly roared out with laughter doubling up. A large flush flew across Naruto’s face,

“DON’T YOU PEOPLE KNOCK?!” He roared indignantly, trying to cover his now naked self up. Sasuke rolled his eyes even though all he wanted to do was ravish the naked thing in the middle of the room,

“You’re door was open, we could hear the music all the way down to the street moron.” Naruto blinked, suddenly narrowing his eyes,

“…I locked that door.” He said slowly, he watched Sasuke’s eyes dart to Kiba, then to Neji, the other two men looking caught in the slight lie. Naruto saw the warning look Neji sent the dog-nin. A grin spread across the blonds whiskered face, suddenly placing both hands on his hips, baring his wares to the others to see, Kiba had stopped laughing and was staring, as well were the other two at his well endowed area.

“You know if you wanted a free strip show you could just ask.”
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand thats a wrap....i know it sucked didn't it...i was bored and this is what happens XDDDDD -rolls on the floor and dies-....I kinda want to write a foursome....hmmm...that could be interesting...anyone want that???


Edit: If I get enough reviews who want a foursome...I'll write one... =D

I'm a review whore...review and i'll be one happy lady =D