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Akatsuki Chatroom v2.0

By: Hasu
folder Naruto › General
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Akatsuki Chatroom v2.0

AKATSUKI CHATROOM V2.0

Konan has logged on
Pein has logged on

Konan: Love, you've changed your chat name.
Pein: eh? oh yeah that.
Pein: Is that a problem?
Konan: Nope.
Pein: Hang on........since when do you bother using the net?
Konan: I......um.........never?
Konan: So anyway, how did that mission go?
Pein: mission? o.O
Konan: *sigh* The one you sent Deidara, Hidan and Kakuzu on.
Pein: Oh right, that mission.

Konan: Odd choice of a threesome though.
Pein: *snerk*
Konan: Grow up love.
Pein: Gomen, but you have a point I wonder why i sent those three.

Sasori has logged on

Sasori: because you were a drunk SOB at the time.
Konan: Puppeteer don't make me give you a hellish papercut.
Sasori: I'm terrified.
Konan: You should be, you're flesh and blood now.
Pein: um.......
Pein: Anyway that proberly explains why I left Dei-chan to the mercy of those two bastards.
Sasori: .......sometimes I hate being alive.
Konan: Pussy.
Sasori: Whore.
Pein: Oi, oi oi! Stop that you two, we just had the repairs completed from the last argument.
Sasori: Well what do you expect when Hidan's mind snaps like a brittle and dried out twig?

Konan: hehe, nicely described Puppeteer.
Sasori: ^.^ arigato.
Pein: and.......now they're friends again.......I really can't understand you two sometimes.
Konan: we're ninja we're ment to keep people guessing love.
Sasori: So true.
Konan: Arigato. Ooh, ebay has some nice stuff today.
Pein: ebay?
Pein: OH F-CK NO!! Konan sweety, step away from the computer.
Sasori: lol.
Pein: I've gotta go stop her.
Sasori: good luck

Pein has logged off
Konan has logged off

Sasori: ......
Sasori: *singing* I'm all alone! There's no one here to talk to me!

Itachi has logged on

Itachi: ........you're a freakin' nutcase sometimes Sasori.
Sasori: Well at least I'm in the right organisation ne?
Itachi: heh, yeah good point.
Itachi: So what's going on?
Sasori: Little miss blue was on.
Itachi: Konan? What she want?
Sasori: she discovered ebay.
Itachi: that's dangerous.
Sasori: yeah that's why Pein-tan ran off to stop her.

Itachi: I want to see that.
Sasori: ...........
Sasori: come to think of it........so do I.

Sasori status has changed to away
Itachi status has changed to away
Zetsu has logged on

Zetsu: damn.

Kisame has logged on

Zetsu: hey.
Kisame: Yo.
Kisame: lookit I found the shift button thing.
Zetsu: It's not hard to find, you just have to bother using it.
Kisame: That's true.

Kisame: heh Itachi is in the hall laughing his ass off
Zetsu: What about?
Kisame: dunno. Something to do with Leader-tan and Konan i think
Zetsu: Pein didn't piss her off again did he?
Zetsu: last time he did that.......
Kisame: yeah, not pretty.
Zetsu: .......hmm.
Zetsu: we should go watch then.
Kisame: Race ya!

Kisame has logged off
Zetsu has logged off
Konan status has changed to back

Konan: Mwahahahaha~! EBAY!!

Tobi has logged on
Itachi status has changed to back

Itachi: kami she's lost it
Tobi: nani?
Konan: ebayebayebay!!
Tobi: what's wrong with blue?
Itachi: she's been taken over by a internet monster known as ebay.
Tobi: Oh.
Tobi: so Blue has been possessed?
Itachi: seems so.

Sasori status has changed to back

Sasori: She's always been a crazy bitch.
Sasori: just really quiet about it.
Itachi: Suits this joint just fine ne?
Tobi: Akatsuki aren't crazy.
Itachi: you're kidding right?
Sasori: We're some of the craziest Mofos around Tobi.
Tobi: what's a Mofo?
Itachi: *sweatdrop*

Sasori: um......
Sasori: mofo is a short
Itachi: and more polite
Sasori: that too. Way of saying mother f-ckers.
Tobi: Oh.

Tobi: I think senpai is back! Tobi's going to go see.
Sasori: kay. Later.

Tobi has logged off
Konan has logged off

Itachi: Oh shit. She was listening to us?
Sasori: .........Kami I hope not.
Sasori: she's kinda scary at times
Itachi: yeah........though maybe she was too busy on ebay.
Sasori: What in the nine hells could be so interesting on ebay?
Itachi: No idea.
Itachi: maybe she found some sexy underware or something.

Sasori: ...........
Sasori: That is both kinda a turn on and frightening.
Itachi: why?
Sasori: If she gets sexy underware what do you think she's going to do with it?
Itachi: ..........Give it to Dei-chan?
Sasori: Oh kami, one could wish.

Itachi: ............
Sasori: ..........
Itachi: I'm going to pretend I didn't just read that.
Sasori: um, okay. I'll pretend I didn't just type it then.
Itachi: You do that, I've........got something to do.
Sasori: .......same.

Itachi has logged off
Sasori has logged off

[TBC]
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