Summer Lovin'

Warnings: With this oneshot I've officially lost my lemon writing virginity. :]

This is a fic dedicated to my beta, el_gilliath, because she is all kinds of awesome and helped me get my livejournal page going. :hugs!: I also happened to finish it just in time for Naruto's birthday. :D So enjoy your porn, Naruto!

Summer Lovin'

“Marco…” A lazy drawl called, the speaker sounding as if he would rather be anywhere else in the world at the moment.

“POLO!” Seven different and much more excited voices called out from all directions.

A sigh, “Marco…”

“Shikamaru, you have to actually move your lazy ass!! You can’t just stand there the whole time saying Marco!” an annoyed voice to his left shouted.

Shikamaru opened his eyes and turned to gaze at Naruto, who was standing in the shallow end of the pool with Sakura and Ino hiding behind him. Hinata was floating a few feet away, completely soundless. Lee was hiding under the diving board. Kiba was splashing around in the deep end, making as much noise as possible. Shino was loitering near the drain where all the floating June bugs had gathered.

“Why exert myself?” Shikamaru asked, allowing himself to float on his back as he stared up at the sky. Huh, not a cloud in sight.

“This is POOL party!” Naruto declared, pumping his fist in the air. “That means we have to party IN the pool! Alright, NEW GAME!!”

The suggestion was met with cheers, especially from Kiba was tired of his noisy efforts being ignored during Marco Polo. “Chicken!! We gotta play Chicken!!” Kiba shouted.

“YOSH!!” Lee jumped up. “A game that displays our youthful vigor! Yes! We must play chicken!!”

“Chicken it is!” Naruto declared, “Sakura and me versus all you guys!!”

“Naruto, I already told you that Marco Polo would be my last game. Sakura said, placing a hand on his shoulder. “My parents are expecting me home soon.”

“Aa, sorry, I forgot.” Naruto scratched the back of his head, grinning apologetically. Sakura’s parents had gotten really strict about her curfew since she started high school. Somehow, in the past three years they had never found it in their hearts to lighten up.

Ino sighed irritably. She and Sakura were neighbors so they often shared a ride, and the curfew was always cutting her evenings short as well. “Ahh, what do they think is going to happen? Seven is way too early to be going home! It’s still light out!” she complained loudly.

Suddenly Ino turned on Naruto, who backed away from the glare he was receiving. “This is your fault, you know. If you stopped making perverted jokes where they could hear you they wouldn’t be so paranoid.”

A wolfish grin spread across Naruto’s face. “Oh, come now, Ino. We all know that if I wasn’t already spoken for, we’d be having orgies all over the place.” He waggled his eyebrows stupidly and Sakura brought a fist down on his head. “Yowch!”

Kiba barked out a laugh. “You deserved that, man!”

“Shut up, you mutt!” Naruto grouched, rubbing his injured head. He kept telling that girl to go out for the boxing team.

“Later, pervert.” Sakura laughed, following Ino out of the pool. The blonde girl was howling with laugher by now.

Naruto puffed his cheeks in annoyance, turning back to the people who were actually staying. “Fine! Then I’ll take Ki-”

He cut himself off; having just realized Kiba was hovering close to Hinata, the dog boy’s long time crush. For all intensive purposes they were dating. But Kiba wouldn’t call it dating because all he did was sputter and blush when the subject was brought up. Weenie.

It was about then that Naruto realized his problem. Sakura and Ino had just left, Kiba and Hinata were paired up, and Lee had dragged Shino away from the drain. That left him with…

Naruto whipped around to see Shikmaru making his way toward the ladder.

“HEY! Where do you think you’re going?! You have to be my partner!!” Naruto shouted after the lazy genius.

“Troublesome,” was the only answer given before Shikmaru climbed out of the water. He walked over to the table Choji was sitting at, eating hot dogs from their earlier BBQ. Shikamaru picked up one of the hot dogs and took a bite.

“Now I can’t swim for another hour.” Shikamaru took the seat next to Choji, who was nearly choking on his own laugher.

Naruto gaped, “AGH! What kind of party goer are you?! You’re almost at bad as those guys!!” He turned and pointed dramatically at three people sitting on poolside lounge chairs. Two of those three people had been annoying the hell out of him since the party started, being all antisocial and just downright party poopers. Can you guess who they were?

“Hn,” Sasuke gave a sound of acknowledgment but didn’t move from his spot. He was spread out on his pool chair underneath an umbrella, wearing a blue short-sleeved hoodie along with his shades and black swim trucks (which had yet to get wet), a streak of white suntan lotion still visible on his nose.

On the seat next to him was an equally pale boy, except Neji was lying on his chest, shirtless, and fast asleep. The umbrella covering him had been removed and Tenten was crouching next to him with the suntan lotion in her hands, making designs with it on her sleeping friend’s back.

“Hey, I’m having a pretty good time,” she told Naruto, waving the lotion for the others to see.

“When he kills you don’t get any blood in my pool,” Sasuke advised.

The next moment a shadow was blocking his light. Sasuke pulled up his sunglasses to see his scowling blond boyfriend.

“Come on Sasuke!! Get in the water! A little sun isn’t going to kill you, Teme!”

“No,” Sasuke let the glasses drop down to cover his eyes.

Naruto appeared beside the raven-haired teenager, whimpering like a puppy. “But Honey Bunny! Are you saying you don’t want to be my partner?” Naruto made a bunch of fake sniffling noises.

“No. Now even less than before,” Sasuke deadpanned.

“But I thought you liked it when your legs were wrapped around my neck,” Naruto gave a toothy seductive grin, waggling his eyebrow suggestively.

“Hn,” Sasuke grunted in indifference.

“Come on!!”

“No.”

Naruto grumbled and cursed under his breath. He pouted for a few moments before a sly fox-like smirk grew on his face. “Well, I tried,” he sighed in mock defeat, standing up fully.

Sasuke sensed the blond was up to something a moment too late. Naruto pounced, scooping up the raven-haired boy bridal style, nearly falling over as Sasuke kicked his legs out.

“NARUTO!” Sasuke shouted angrily, loosing his sunglasses in the struggle. Naruto was laughing even as Sasuke tried punch his face. He stumbled towards the pool.

“DOBE!! Don’t you dare-” Sasuke practically screeched before he hit the water, the cold momentarily knocking the breath out of him.

He surfaced sputtering and curing. Naruto was laughing so hard he couldn’t even form a taunt about how Sasuke looked like a drowned chicken. So he doubled over, clutching his gut instead. Sasuke growled and grabbed Naruto’s shin in a vise-like grip, violently pulling the blond forward.

Naruto stumbled on the wet concrete and yelped when his shoulder hit the edge of the pool on his way in. Sasuke was pushed under once again by Naruto’s heavy weight and the two thrashed and cursed as Sasuke attempted to strangle the Dobe while swimming.

“I am going to KILL you! Moron!!”

“Guh! Ah! Sasu- ACK! BASTARD!! Can’t take a joke?! ARGHH!!”

Naruto retaliated, pushing both hands on top of Sasuke’s head and dunking him under. Sasuke kicked his stomach.

“Friends, please! Is this any way to express your youthful affection?” Lee shouted over the splashing, trying to pacify the two boys.

Kiba rolled his eyes, “Oi! Maim each other some other time! We’ve got a game to play!”

-:-

An hour later Sasuke announced that the party was over. He was grouchy, cold and tired of being forced to play inane pool games. And just because Itachi wouldn’t be home until eleven didn’t mean he wanted to scoot everyone out at the last minute either, much as Naruto would have loved that.

Sasuke rubbed a towel over his hair and gazed after Naruto as he walked around the house with the last of the party guests, Kiba and Hinata, chatting amiably with the former.

The sun was starting to set now, casting an orange glow over the water. Sasuke hung the towel around his shoulders and walked through the gate and into the yard, heading towards the shed where the pool cover was kept while they were swimming.

As Sasuke was pulling the elastic covering from where it had gotten stuck on the lawnmower a strong hand clapped down on his shoulder.

“You did pretty well today, Teme! I think you met you socializing quota for the year!” Naruto said, face set in a teasing grin.

“You are going to pay for this, Uzumaki,” Sasuke growled as he hauled the pool cover out of the shed, shrugging Naruto’s hand off in the process.

Naruto punched Sasuke on the arm playfully. “Shut up! You know you had fun!” He chuckled and slung an arm over the disgruntled Uchiha’s shoulders. “So what do feel like? Pizza or Chinese? I’m kinda thinking Chinese myself.”

Sasuke turned a pensive glare on the blond. “What makes you think you’re staying after that fiasco?”

Naruto grinned, his lips slowly sliding over his canines until they were set in an almost sinister grin. He leaned in close, “Because you can’t stay mad at a face like this!” The blond stuck his tongue out, effective licking the Uchiha’s nose.

Sasuke didn’t recoil, knowing that Naruto was just trying to get a rise out of him. So instead he raised an elegantly sculpted eyebrow until Naruto had retracted his tongue and leaned forward, stopping just a hair’s breath away from a kiss.

“Is that so?” He breathed against the blond’s lips.

Naruto’s grin disappeared. His eyes darted from Sasuke’s dark eyes down to his pale lips and up again.

Sasuke smirked, lingering a moment longer before abruptly turning away. “Naruto, you really are a pervert.” He walked towards the pool, it’s cover in hand.

Naruto sputtered and blushed, stomping after the raven-haired boy. “TEME!! I am not! What do you expect to happen when you get so close?! Huh?! You’re the one who’s a pervert, and you’re a tease too!”

Sasuke chuckled, “I’m a tease?”

“You heard me!”

“Excuse me, but which one of us was half naked and jumping around in the water all afternoon?” Sasuke asked as he attached the pool cover to one of the small hooks on the inner edge of the pool. “Don’t pretend you weren’t glancing over to check if I was watching,” he turned a smug smirk on the blond, who huffed in irritation.

Naruto narrowed his eyes and held up a finger, “Okay, one, you’re a conceded bastard.” He added a second finger. “And two, so what if I was? You’re my boyfriend and you’re hot,” Naruto growled, making the compliment sound like an insult.

“But you’d rather keep all that hotness covered up and pretend you’re a fucking monk! It’s such a waste! You could have been swimming shirtless all afternoon too you know! But you never even took that goddamned hoodie off! It’s unfair I tell ya!! Unfair!!!” Naruto had already forgotten what the point of his ranting was.

Sasuke’s smirk grew. Naruto scowled and gave a cry of frustration, “Stop gloating, bastard! AH!! See what you did, Sasuke?! Now I’m ticked off at you!! How are we supposed to have a nice romantic evening when I’m ticked off at you?! I might as well go home right now because I’m never going to get past that damn fucking smirk of yours!! Then you can spend the whole night alone, wishing you had just gotten over yourself and ordered me some Chinese food! Then we could be snuggling on the couch and watching- Hey, what are you doing?”

Sasuke didn’t answer. His previous task discarded, he had kicked the pool cover towards the gate, and then slid the towel off his shoulders before tossing it to the side. But Naruto hadn’t stopped his rant until Sasuke began lifting his shirt.

The hoodie was still moist and wanted to cling to Sasuke’s skin as he lifted it up over his head. Naruto followed the process with fascination, noticing a bead of water that had pooled in Sasuke’s bellybutton as it ran down to the hem of his trunks, and the way Sasuke’s chest was glistening with moisture as his pink nipples hardened in the open air.

Then Naruto’s attention snapped upward as Sasuke’s neck came into view. Dear god, he loved that neck. It was so white and smooth, like a fresh snowfall in the early morning. He wanted to leave marks all over it.

Sasuke’s neck was exposed inch by inch before the article of clothing was pulled off completely, ruffling Sasuke’s already messy hair. Naruto opened his mouth and closed it. Damn, his brain had just flat lined.

Naruto’s continued silence pleased the raven as he stepped closer, twisting his hand around the necklace Naruto was wearing, “Shut. Up.” he commanded, leading the dumbfounded blond forward as he stepped backwards around the pool’s edge. Naruto followed compliently.

Naruto found his voice when Sasuke took a step backwards onto the steps leading into the water. “Dear god, you had better not be teasing me, jerk,” he rasped.

“Hn,” Sasuke smirked and pulled his idiot into a kiss.

He started softly, moving his lips against Naruto’s and tasting him, savoring the sweet contact. Their noses brushed together as the blond returned the kiss, blue eyes falling shut.

Soft puffs of breath fell on Sasuke’s skin, making him feel heady and he lowered his eyelids as well, allowing a quiet sigh to pass from his lips to Naruto’s. A tingling sensation built up in his chest and stomach before it spilled over, spreading over his body.

The familiar scent and taste of Naruto was pleasant. It made him feel at ease, as was always the case nowadays. Sasuke was at ease with himself and his place in the world. Assured that aside from the Uchiha name and his proclaimed looks, he was somebody. And Naruto loved him not for, but despite those things. It was a feeling that had taken Sasuke a long time to get used to, let alone believe in, but one that he now based his entire being on.

Naruto’s breath and closeness were accumulating a small layer of condensation on Sasuke’s skin. The blond took a sharp breath as he pulled back, their lips making a small smacking noise before he immediately recaptured Sasuke’s mouth. Naruto placed a hand on each of Sasuke’s shoulders and pulled him closer as he leaned forward, having to hunch down slightly because of the steps.

Sasuke’s brows furrowed. The dobe’s lips were still chapped and annoyingly rough. He’d have to fix that. As Naruto’s bottom lip moved across the seam of his lips, Sasuke caught it between his teeth and sucked, running his tongue across the rough skin.

Naruto’s eyes snapped open. He had been lost in the feeling of the kiss before, but that small act had sent his hormones into overdrive. The challenging glint in Sasuke’s eyes was practically an invitation.

Naruto propelled himself forward, pushing his tongue into the other boy’s mouth, their teeth clacking together almost painfully at the forced entry. He nearly made Sasuke fall as the kiss propelled them off the steps are more into the water. A clumsy hand gripped at the step’s railing for support while the other wound around Sasuke’s waist, feverishly groping at the raven’s back and sides. The cold water was a stark contrast to his growing body heat.

Sasuke growled into the kiss, showing both his irritation and approval of the blond’s rough advances. Naruto had to do everything like a Neanderthal.

Sasuke rubbed up and down the firm chest before him with one hand, graving over a nipple. Meanwhile, moving his other hand to the back of Naruto’s neck, giving the blond hair a tug in a halfhearted attempt to regain control.

Their chests and stomachs rubbed together pas each boy fought for dominance, Sasuke biting at Naruto’s upper lip and Naruto running his tongue along the roof of Sasuke’s mouth in retaliation, eliciting a moan of pleasure from the older boy.

Naruto was delighted with the reactions he could draw from Sasuke when they were having sex, especially since the stoic boy was usually reserved to the point of being unhealthy. He might even go so far as to call it therapeutic.

Sasuke let out another heady groan as he scraped his nails across Naruto’s shoulder blades, leaving a trail of red marks that shot fire down the blond’s spine.

No way Naruto was going to play submissive today.

He wanted to hear Sasuke scream. He wanted him to pant, moan, beg and demand him for more. Sasuke rarely allowed any kind of sexual encounter outside the bedroom, so he had to make the most of this kinky opportunity!

Giving Sasuke no time to protest, Naruto quickly placed a hand around each of the Uchiha’s thighs. In the water it was easy to pull Sasuke’s legs up and wrap them around his hips.

Sasuke pulled back from the kiss, glaring and opening his mouth angrily. All that came out was harsh breath followed by a groan as their growing erections came into contact through their clothing.

Naruto moved his hands around to grip Sasuke’s backside and began thrusting against him, rubbing their members together so that they were both gasping and panting for air. Sasuke’s head fell forward, resting against Naruto’s shoulder and Naruto took the opportunity to bite and nibble on Sasuke’s pale neck.

“That’s… cheating,” Sasuke breathed, trying to sound angry, though it was hard to feel that way when jolts of pleasure kept pulsated through him every two seconds.

Naruto chuckled against Sasuke’s neck, causing the raven to shiver slightly as Naruto continued to mar Sasuke’s white skin with love bites. Sasuke was thrusting back against him now, hooking his leg around Naruto’s hip to get a better angle.

A few more thrust and they were moaning, their movements sending ripples across the water’s surface.

Sasuke wondered why in hell’s name they hadn’t taken off their swim trunks before starting. They should know better by now. The fabric felt good, but he wanted more.

Naruto’s grip Sasuke’s backside tightened and he pumped him up and down so quickly the Uchiha saw stars. He couldn’t hold in the continuous string of moans breaking through his lips.

Naruto watched Sasuke’s face as his pale mouth fell open, face contorted with pleasure. Sasuke was moving with him, thrusting his hips as his nails bit into Naruto’s shoulders. The legs locked around him drew them closer and god, he was getting close…

“Fuck. Oh, fuck,” Sasuke gaped, breathing heavily, his eyes screwed shut and his face dusted with pink. “Shit, st- stop a moment,” he panted, moving a hand down to pull at Naruto’s trucks as he spoke.

Naruto’s erection automatically went into panic mode, but he forced himself to slow down, allowing Sasuke to slide down and stand on his own feet. His body was screaming a long string of curses at him but Naruto promised it better rewards very soon. Oh yes, he had plans.

As Sasuke tried to work through his hormone driven haze long enough to get their swimsuits off, Naruto stole a kiss. Distracted, Sasuke opened his mouth to invite him in, and Naruto had to use all his willpower to pull away so he could speak.

Naruto smiled in amusement at Sasuke’s annoyed and horny face, “Let’s do something fun,” he suggested, running a hand up and down Sasuke’s rib cage teasingly.

Sasuke’s face turned agitated, his hand was still gripping the rim of Naruto’s shorts. “Dobe, you’re supposed to use cheesy lines before, not during sex. Are you really that much of an idiot?”

“Maybe,” Naruto’s grin only widened as he placed his hands on Sasuke’s hips, moving them below the elastic to rub the hidden flesh. “I’m feeling a little creative.”

“Is that supposed to turn me on?” Sasuke asked derisively.

Naruto snickered. “Yes, yes it is.”

“Hn.”

Sasuke leaned in for a kiss, pulling Naruto’s trunks down at the same time. Naruto mirrored his movements, appreciating the feel of Sasuke’s bare legs before he was distracted by the hardness pressed against his hip.

“Sasuke,” he whispered against the raven’s lips, running his fingers along the slight curve of Sasuke’s sides. He kissed him hard on the lips, moving towards the edge of the pool as their tongues pressed against one another. They kicked off the annoying shorts as they went.

Sasuke’s back hit freezing metal. His eyes widened and he hissed at the negative affect it had on his hypersensitive skin. He tried to keep some dignity by not squirming as he adjusted to the cold ladder bearing into his back. He turned a belated glare on the grinning blond, who drove in to suck on Sasuke’s collarbone.

Hands moved around to squeeze Sasuke’s backside. Sasuke’s eyebrows furrowed, Naruto was in a grabby mood today. But he quickly forgot to be annoyed as Naruto’s hands moved to his sides, fingernails tracing a line to his chest. Sasuke sighed in contentment, arching into the touch slightly.

Naruto paused to rub his thumbs over Sasuke’s nipples, pulling back from the hicky he left on Sasuke’s collar so he could see what he was doing. He smiled when Sasuke arched into the touch, now completely adjusted to the cold ladder behind him.

Naruto continued along his intended path, moving his hands over Sasuke’s shoulder and finally tracing down his arms. Naruto gripped Sasuke’s wrists and held them up with minimal resistance. He interlaced their finger and wrapped Sasuke’s hands around the ladder so that he was gripping the cool metal behind his head.

Sasuke looked up at the minimally taller boy, “What are you doing?”

“Just trust me okay?” Naruto asked, placing a few kisses along Sasuke’s jaw.

Sasuke sighed in irritation as Naruto released his hands and he was resigned to holding his elbows up next to his head, the rings of the ladder in his grip.

Heavy, half-lidded blue eyes gazed into his as tanned fingers moved down to rub his stomach, tracing circles just inches above his member. Sasuke’s breath hitched and his cock twitched as felt a throb of anticipation wash over him. Whatever Naruto was doing he had better get on with it.

Naruto dropped a few more kisses along Sasuke’s neck, placing a last one on Sasuke’s lips before he pulled away.

Sasuke watched as Naruto took a deep breath dunked below the water, cocking his head so he could see what the dobe was doing. Surely the idiot didn’t think he could give him an underwater blowjob.

Naruto gripped at the bend in Sasuke’s knees and Sasuke let out a shout of surprise Naruto couldn’t hear as his legs were lifted out from under him. The only support for his upper body was the ladder, which he was now holding much more tightly so his head wouldn’t fall into the water, which was now splashing against his face from all of Naruto’s movement.

Naruto surfaced holding Sasuke’s legs. Sasuke let out a surprised hiss when his member was suddenly exposed to the open air.

He snapped his head to look straight at it. His dick was level with his head, just above water level. It stood erect between them, already leaking a bit from their earlier activities.

Sasuke stared at it with his mouth open. A deep flush spread across his face when he saw Naruto staring at it too. Sasuke was going to kill him.

Naruto cursed his brain for flat lining again, but for a few moments all he could do was stare, slack jawed, at Sasuke’s dick. It was dangling back and forth slightly and the sigh of pre cum rolling down and mixing with the pool water was almost mesmerizing.

Naruto could already sense a dangerous aura emanating from the raven, warning him to get on with in before Sasuke popped him in the jaw.

But at the same time Sasuke moved against him, arching his lower half so that Naruto’s erection rubbed against the seam of Sasuke’s behind. That prompted him to tear his eyes away from Sasuke’s dick and look up at him.

Naruto took in the whole of Sasuke, from his wet hair, disgruntled but still very turned on face, to the flexing muscles in his chest and stomach, down to his member. Sasuke was already breathing heavily and rubbing his butt against Naruto’s dick.

Naruto brain was melting, he was sure of it. “Sa- Sasuke… are you okay, without preparation?” he asked, voice raspy and clouded.

“God damn it, Naruto! I’m not a virgin!! Just do it already!!” Sasuke shouted, using his grip on the ladder to push against Naruto more forcefully.

Naruto didn’t need to be told twice. He unwrapped Sasuke’s legs from his waist and held them apart; spreading them until he could the puckered hole nestled between two butt cheeks.

His breath coming in short, hard spurts, Naruto positioned himself, just touching the entrance. He held Sasuke steady and glanced up one last time. Sasuke’s eyes were shut tight in concentration, preparing for the short bout of pain that was about to come with a firm demeanor.

Naruto pushed forward, groaning through his gritted teeth as he did. Damn, Sasuke was so fucking tight. He should have prepared him.

“Sasuke,” Naruto spoke shakily, fighting the overwhelming urge to thrust deeper into the heat surrounding his dick.

Sasuke’s face was set in a deep frown, his brows furrowed and his breathing quick and sharp. After a few moments he opened his eyes, glaring up at Naruto with hazy eyes. “Okay… go.”

Naruto felt like a huge rock had been lifted off his back. He nodded and thrust the rest of the way in. Sasuke groaned, his knuckles tightening around the metal polls of the ladder as he pushed against Naruto. Shit that felt good, but it wasn’t deep enough.

Naruto pulled back and thrust in slowly a few more times, making Sasuke squirm because the thrusts were falling just short of his prostate. Sasuke growled, arching his back to get a new angle.

“Fuck...uhu…mmnn, Naruto!! God…hmmmm… just, just a little deeper! You’re almost…ahhh!!”

“Shit! Ah…aah!!” Naruto moaned as he pumped in and out of Sasuke, building up to a fast rhythm as he adjusted the angle of his thrusts. His hands were going to leave bruises on Sasuke’s legs. Oh well, that’s what he gets for being conceded.

“FUCK!!” Sasuke arched his back so high it was out of the water and writhed, his face contorted with pleasure. Naruto smirked and kept that angle, driving hard into Sasuke’s prostate.

“Oh god… oh my god…AHH!!….yes…fuck yes!! Like that!! Right… ooohhh…shit!!”

Naruto was loosing his rhythm. The tight walls clinching around him were too much and Sasuke’s cries were sending jolts of electricity straight to his cock. Shit, he couldn’t come before the bastard did! He redoubled his efforts, spreading Sasuke’s legs a little wider and pounding into him, making water splash with the force.

Sasuke wasn’t even forming coherent words anymore, but rather a string of continual moaning escaped his mouth as his toes curled and his knuckles turned white. After a minute he gave in, giving out a strangled cry as his prostate was hit dead on and he came, sending ribbons of cum into the air that then landed on his stomach.

That sight sent Naruto over the edge. He spilled himself inside of Sasuke, eyes rolling back into his head as he lost control of his legs and fell forward to his knees. His head was just barely above water level as he steadied his breathing, a goofy smile spreading across his face.

Sasuke allowed the post sex high to run its course. It sent a warm feeling through his body, even the lower half, which had just been dunked in cold water. He gazed at Naruto, his breath slowly evening out. Sasuke unclenched his stiff hands from the ladder and leaned forward, placing his hands on Naruto’s shoulders and dropping a kiss on the edge of Naruto’s stupid grin.

Naruto opened his eyes and gazed at Sasuke. God, he loved this boy so damn much. Though his blissful haze Naruto dully realized that his fall has washed the cum from Sasuke’s stomach.

He ran a hand along Sasuke’s stomach, feeling the last remnants of the sticky substance. “Geez, what a waste of perfectly good sperm.”

Sasuke snorted, “I thought you wanted Chinese food.”

“Well I did until I saw that little number! Jesus, boy!”

Sasuke smirked. “Well I have no qualms about you sucking my dick. But it’ll have to wait.”

An evil grin curled across Naruto’s face. “Only got one shot in you? I guess we can’t all have my endurance,” he goaded, snickering at Sasuke’s annoyed face.

“No, you moron! You made me want Chinese food with your inane ranting!” Sasuke pushed against Naruto’s chest, glaring at the blond. He caused them both to hiss and he stood and Naruto’s member pulled out of him a last time.

Sasuke stood on shaky legs and climbed out of the pool using the ladder he’d been gripping to for the last fifteen minutes. Naruto followed, scrambling to keep up because his body still felt like ooz.

“By the way, that was your birthday present. We’re never having sex outdoors again.”

“EHH?!! What?!” Naruto squawked. “But my birthday isn’t for three months!! Sasuke!” he whined, trying to get the raven’s attention as he wrapped a towel around his waist.

A smirk grew on Sasuke’s face. Really, it was far too easy to rile Naruto up. He grabbed his own towel and hoodie off the ground, ignoring Naruto’s complaints. “Get our trunks out of the water and put the pool cover on, Dobe. I’m going to go order the food.”

Naruto cursed loudly as Sasuke made his way towards the house.

-:-

Itachi gave the pool’s readings a cool gaze, staring at little screen intently as if willing them to change by sheer force of will.

“I can’t get the pH level correct for some reason…” he muttered with a dark, level voice.

Kisame looked horrified. He was already wearing his snorkel, flippers and inflatable rubber ducky tube around his middle. “Does that mean we can’t skinny dip?!”