Damn Campers

Happy Halloween Everybody!

Haha, dedicated to Crimson2006, Zee_Kay, and TrulyWicked.

C - because you're cheating on him, not me, haha.

Z - because you want Crimson2006 to do you..lol..

T - because Why Orange is amazing. And If it had been smutless, I would've died.

Smut at bottom - enjoy.

***

Naruto and Sasuke stared at the cabin. Sasuke's face had a look of anger and bewilderment, while Naruto's was one of frustration. To say the least, they were disappointed. They were more than that, they were pissed.

Naruto and Sasuke had been together for 3 years, and in all the time they'd been together, they had never been camping, neither had they gone before they began dating, and so Halloween seemed like a perfect time to go. It would be a nice change; something different from just having sex while wearing their costumes.

The camping grounds that they had chosen charged $50 per night, so they elected to stay for 3 nights. The brochure that they had received showed nice pictures of tennis courts and a swimming pool. The cabins pictured in it were big, complete with at least 2 seperate bedrooms, not that they would be needing them both, a bathroom with a shower, and a full kitchen.

The cabin that they were staring at now was nothing at all like what they had seen in the brochures. On the outside, the cabin seemed much smaller than pictured, the wood was slightly dull, and the west side window pane was completely missing.

"Well, it can't be that bad on the inside," Naruto tried to sound cheerful about the situation.

On the inside of the cabin, the door lock was broken and the main bedroom's bed had a big stain on the sheets. Regardless of whether it was washed or not, Naruto was not going to sleep on it.

They placed their bags on the bunk beds and went to retrieve the boxes of food that they had brought along with them. Sasuke sighed and grabbed his cell phone.

"What are you doing?" Naruto asked, placing some of the cans of food in the cabinet.

"Complaining to the management," Sasuke sighed, "yes, hello?! This is Sasuke Uchiha of cabin 34D. We're having some problems with the cabin we're-yes, I'll hold on," he replied to the person on the phone, aggitated, "yes I'm still here! Could you please-damn it!" he had been cut off again.

Sasuke began to tap his foot angrily. They were definitely not coming here again!

"Could you please send someone down here or I'll make you a woman, I swear!" Sasuke said angrily to the male manager on the other end of the line, and with a smile he hung up and turned to Naruto, "They're coming."

Naruto choked back a laugh but was unable to hold it in and bent over from the hysterics.

"You think that's funny, dobe?" Sasuke asked seductively.

"Haha-ye-haha!"

Naruto couldn't stop himself from laughing. He gasped when he felt strong arms at his waist and stood up straight, his eyes locked with Sasuke's.

Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto tighter and held him. He placed a kiss on Naruto's lips and found Naruto's tongue attacking his in ernest.

"You," pause "are so," there was a pause again, "cute," Sasuke said between kisses.

Time seemed to stand still for the two and they found themselves in an all-out kissing war with their tongues. Sasuke, being the more dominant male, had managed to push Naruto against the stove and had him pinned.

Knock, Knock, Knock...

"Is anybody in here?" a lazy voice followed the knocks.

"Um, yea, come on in!" Naruto pulled away from Sasuke and went to greet the manager, straightening up his clothes before walking over to the door.

Opening the door, he smiled at the man who had his hair in a ponytail.

"I'm Shikamaru. Can I help you?" the manager yawned.

"Um, yea, Sasuke?" Naruto forgot what they were complaining about.

"Can you come inside for a moment, sir?" Sasuke asked Shikamaru.

He showed Shikamaru the bedroom and complained about the bed having a stain on it.

"Well, what am I supposed to do about it?" Shikamaru whined.

"Ex-Excuse me? You're the manager. How come the bed has a stain on it? Wouldn't your maids be able to clean this?" Sasuke felt like yelling.

"What maids?" Shikamaru stared at him like he was stupid.

Sasuke's face fell.

"YOU-MEAN-YOU-DON'T-HAVE-ANY-CLEAN-SHEETS!"

Naruto winced. Sasuke was angry. Shikamaru ignored Sasuke and simply walked out of the small cabin.

"YEA! You better get out of here!" Sasuke threatened; boy was he pissed.

"It's okay, baby, relax," Naruto wound his arms around Sasuke's torso and rested his head in the crook of Sasuke's neck and kissed it lightly.

They spent the rest of the evening putting the food away, cooking their dinner which consisted of ramen noodles and jiffy pop, and then decided that the bunk beds in the other room was a much better place to sleep.

Sasuke sat on the top bunk staring at the ceiling. This day had started out good but had turned into a complete mess. First, they got a crappy cabin, then their first bed of choice had weird stains on it, and third they had to sleep on the scratchy, itchy mattresses of the bunk bed. And fourth, they couldn't sleep on the same bed, which had been the main point of making this camping trip.

Sasuke moved his body so that he was looking down at Naruto, who was, of course, on the bottom bunk. Naruto had his eyes closed but was obviously still awake, because Naruto snored really loudly when he was sleeping, which he was not doing now. He was obviously still mad at Sasuke for what happened earlier.

Earlier, Sasuke had yelled at Naruto for bringing ramen, and attempted to throw it out. Naruto hadn't talked to him from that point on.

Sasuke climbed down from the top bunk, hoping to make amends with his blonde lover. He moved to lay down next to Naruto and kissed the back of his neck.

"Go away, Sasuke."

"No," Sasuke knew Naruto would say that.

Naruto sighed and turned over to face him, "I'm mad at you."

"I know."

Naruto rolled his eyes.

"I'm sorry I took out all my anger on you; the ramen can stay," Sasuke smiled, apologetically.

"Whatever," Naruto turned fully toward Sasuke, nuzzling his head in Sasuke's chest.

Sasuke placed a kiss on Naruto's forehead, and pulled Naruto closer to him. They both fell asleep in each other's arms.

**

Morning came, and Sasuke and Naruto found themselves quite uncomfortable thanks to the thin mattress they had slept on last night.

Naruto got up first and went off to make some breakfast; bacon and ramen, much to Sasuke's dislike. Sasuke dozed off for a few more minutes and woke up smelling the crispy bacon. He followed his nose to the stove where Naruto was turned, flipping something on the skillet. His hips conjoined with Naruto's backside and he whispered to him.

"You're quite sexy like that," he bit Naruto's throat playfully, "want to play?"

"Now, now, Sasuke, we didn't come here just to have sex nonstop. We - ooh. . ."

Sasuke had grabbed onto Naruto's butt and squeezed, knowing that Naruto liked that. Naruto was such a wild person in bed. No one would have really guessed.

Naruto smacked Sasuke away with the spatula, threatening him with no sex tonight. Sasuke poured himself a cup of coffee and sat down at the table. No sooner than he had sat down did someone started knocking on the door.

"Come in!"

It was Shikamaru, unfortunately, here to drop off some flyers of events tonight and tomorrow night. Sasuke took them, resisting the urge to chew Shikamaru out. After Shikamaru left, he looked down at the flyers.

"Hmm - Says here that there's trick or treating for all little kids tonight, from 4:00 till 8:30," Sasuke said mockingly, like he and Naruto were going to hand out candy.

He looked up, hoping Naruto would agree with him, and cursed. Naruto was smiling evilly.

"Sasukkkkeee! We have to hand out candy for the little kids!!" Naruto pleaded, giving Sasuke the puppy dog eyes and getting down on his knees; it became aware to Sasuke just how close Naruto was to his crotch.

"Uhmm, Dobe, you're burning the bacon!" Sasuke used as a distraction, hoping Naruto wouldn't see his aching erection.

"Gah!" Naruto jumped up and attended to the bacon. Sasuke smirked, and re adjusted his pants. It was..kind of tight now.

Naruto served the bacon and ramen onto the plates and bowls on the table. He turned the stove off and they both sat down to eat.

"So-Sasuke, when you go to the camp store later on today, be sure to pick up tons of candy, okay? And then - after breakfast, I'll help you with your problem."

Sasuke gulped and ate faster.

***

Sasuke's fingers tightened in Naruto's hair as he came deep inside Naruto's mouth. He could feel Naruto swallowing all of his essence. He slumped onto the cool tile of the floor and waited for his breathing to even out. Naruto released Sasuke's flaccid penis with a pop. He guzzled down all of Sasuke's semen like it was candy. What could he say; he loved Sasuke's cum. He loved Sasuke even more.

"You promised."

"So I did. Just wait a second - and I'll go to the camp store."

Naruto smiled and kissed his lover.

**

While Sasuke was at the camp store buying necessary stuff - wood, candy, etc., Naruto was sitting at the table contemplating. His eyes wandered to the flyers that Shikamaru had brought over.

The words Costume and Dress-up caught his attention. He pulled an orange flyer out from the stack of others.

Don't forget to dress-up tonight! The kiddo's love to see that older people wear costumes as well!

Naruto had the perfect idea! He dug through his duffel bag until he pulled out a small box.

He smirked; this was going to be the best Halloween ever. One Sasuke wouldn't forget.

**

Sasuke had gone to the camp-store only to find out that it only sold firewood and drinks. He cursed at the fact they didn't have any candy. What kind of camp grounds had no candy?

He arrived back at the cabin to find Naruto snickering wildly over something. He explained to Naruto about the candy and apologized for not having any for the little kids tonight. After receiving an earful from Naruto, he regretted what he had said. He promised Naruto that he would run out to the nearest store, outside of the camping grounds, and fetch some candy.

He kissed Naruto on the cheek, grabbed his keys and credit card and headed out. What a fun day. He drove to the checkout booth and asked where the nearest store was. His face fell. About an hour away.

He knew he couldn't go home to Naruto empty handed, so he proceeded through the exit. He drove an hour to the nearest city and searched for the nearest drug-store.

Once inside of the store, Sasuke immediately headed for the candy aisle. He grabbed a bunch of mixed bags of candy and walked past the aisles through the check out. His eyes lingered on a certain aisle.

Changing his direction, he ended up in the alcohol aisle. He figured that he and Naruto wouldn't need much alcohol and Naruto was still a few months underage anyway. He grabbed a bottle of cheap wine, a 12 pack, and some wine coolers. Naruto liked wine coolers.

Sasuke dumped all his items onto the checkout belt and waited patiently for the other people to clear out. Suddenly, he remembered that neither he nor Naruto had brought any lube for camping. Leaving his stuff alone, he raced down to the personal care aisle and searched before grabbing the biggest bottle of warming lubricant he could find. He walked fast back to the checkout and threw the lube onto the pile. Some people stared at him.

Sasuke finally got out of the grocery store at 12:30; however, the camping grounds were still an hour away, which meant that he wouldn't get back to Naruto until at least 1:30. He got back into the car and cursed because he was almost out of gas.

He drove next door to the gas station, filled it up, and was finally able to head back to the cabin at 1:00. Just great. His stomach rumbled and he realized how hungry he was. He rolled his eyes; might as well grab a burger.

He swung through the drive through, hoping to get his sandwich soon. He barked his order at the intercom and waited -and waited-and waited. He hated the drive-through with a passion. Finally, after 15 minutes of waiting, he got his burger and drink. He sped off and onto the freeway - back to Naruto.

Reaching into the paper bag, he pulled out his burger. He lifted his knees so that they were controlling the wheel and took the plastic off the burger with his hands; his eyes still on the road. He bit into the burger, and chewed then swallowed.

Suddenly, the car made a weird noise and swerved. Sasuke dropped the burger and took control of the wheel, ending up on the side of the road. He got out of the car and looked for what had happened. His tire on the right side was flat. Upon further inspection, he found at least 2 nails in said tire.

He resisted cursing and looked for the spare tire in the back, thank god for that. He checked his cellphone and rolled his eyes at the time. 1:20. Sasuke had never changed a tire before, so reading the manual was both confusing and time-consuming. He didn't get done with changing the tire until about 2:30.

Wiping off his forehead of the greese and sweat, he put all of the tools and manual back where they were supposed to go. He grabbed some napkins from his car and wiped his face down. He needed a shower.

He got back into the car and re-entered the highway.

**

Sasuke finally got back to Naruto at 3:30. Who knew going for candy would take this much time? Naruto was spoiled, no doubt about it. He entered the cabin, reeking, and trudged past a bewildered Naruto toward the shower. He shed all of his clothes off and stepped into the hot shower.

He soaped his hair up and rinsed it out, then grabbed the bar of soap and scrubbed himself off. He stepped under the cool spray of water and allowed all the soap to wash off his body.

He stepped out of the small shower and wrapped a towel around his midsection. He walked out of the bathroom and waited for Naruto to whistle like he always did. For once, Naruto wasn't there. He looked out the window and saw Naruto in a completely different outfit than before. He was wearing orange fishnet tights with a pair of black shorts. He had a tail attached to the black shorts that seemed to go through a tiny hole in the shorts. He also wore a large orange t-shirt and cat ears. Naruto was currently handing some candy to kids. It seemed that some trick-or-treaters came early.

Sasuke hurried up and got on all his clothes and walked outside.
His eyes ghosted over Naruto's sexy body. Why was Naruto such a tease? After the trick or treaters left, he spoke.

"Naruto, you are a tease."

"And how does that work out for you?" Naruto asked, seductively.

"You have no idea," Sasuke's hand brushed against Naruto's hip.

Suddenly, Naruto jerked away and grabbed the bowl of candy. He waltzed over to a new crowd of little kids and let them pick some candy out. He smirked; he knew just how to make Sasuke want him more.

**

All through out the night Naruto kept egging Sasuke on. It took a lot of strength not to tear Naruto's clothes off and fuck him into the dirt floor. Sasuke still had his dignity, but Naruto was long gone, dancing around and giving snotty little kids candy.

Sasuke looked away, and didn't see Naruto gasp and moan as he walked to and fro. It was getting irritating, Sasuke was rock hard and in need of a good fuck, and the way Naruto kept swaying his hips and bending over did not help to solve his problem.

It was 7:30 and the crowd had died down but Naruto was still offering candy to older kids who had dressed up. Naruto offered the last of the candy to the a small group of teens. He walked inside while Sasuke stayed in front of the fire. Naruto laughed at how dismayed and bothered Sasuke was.

Naruto entered the small cabin and hurried to make himself ready for Sasuke, knowing Sasuke had had enough torture. He removed all of his clothes, save for the tail that was connected to a shiny purple dildo lodged up his ass.

It had been uncomfortable all evening walking around with the dildo in him. It kept bumping up against his prostate. He, too, had a straining erection, but the shirt he was wearing had somewhat covered it up.

He layed spread-eagled down on the bed and called for Sasuke. Two seconds later, he heard the door slide open forcefully and close quickly. Then he heard running footsteps as Sasuke appeared in the doorway.

His eyes widened at Naruto, the purple dildo spreading him so easily. If possible, Sasuke's erection become even bigger.

"Sasuke-kun. Fuck me," Naruto growled out, hand traveling in between his legs and he pushed up on the dildo, making him cry out.

Sasuke was on him in an instant, not waiting any longer. Naruto urged him to lay on his back and allowed him to do all of the work.

Naruto began by pushing Sasuke's shirt up to his neck. He kissed down Sasuke's chest and stomach; he licked at Sasuke's nipples, then sucked on them. Sasuke's breathe hitched. Naruto's hands found their way to Sasuke's pants and began to pull down on them. Sasuke lifted his butt up allowing Naruto to take them off.

Naruto was astonished; Sasuke wasn't wearing any underwear, "Naughty Sasuke. Am I going to have to punish you?" Naruto kissed the mushroom tip of Sasuke's erection.

"Aah-yes-punish me!" Sasuke was breathing heavily now.

Naruto's mouth wrapped around the tip and he sucked, instinctively. Sasuke's eyes closed and his head fell back. Naruto's long tongue wrapped 3/4 of the way around the head, salivating the tip. Some precum leaked out and the tongue was able to catch it, to savor its taste.

Naruto slowly began to sink lower. He could only go about 7 of the 9 inches. Yes, Sasuke was huge. He was above average and Naruto was a slut for Sasuke's cock, only Sasuke's cock. And okay, occasionally the dildo.

Naruto closed his eyes and hummed, watching Sasuke shiver.

"Sasuke," Naruto demanded his lovers attention.

"Y-Yes?" Sasuke said, not opening his eyes; he moaned again.

"Look at me while you fuck my face slowly," Naruto sunk down as far as he could go.

Sasuke's head lifted up, his eyes opening. He gasped when his eyes met Naruto's. Naruto continued bobbing up and down, one of his hands reaching under his throat to fondle Sasuke's pale balls. The tip leaked some more, and Naruto retreated to catch it. He swallowed it right away.

Naruto unlatched himself from Sasuke's stiff erection and moved to his balls. His mouth wrapped around one and bit down lightly.

"Oh-god! D-do that again," Sasuke grunted.

Naruto repeated the action on the other ball and Sasuke's hips jerked upwards. Naruto pushed Sasuke's legs in a spread eagled motion and moved down past the balls. His tongue played with the opening to Sasuke's orifice. His tongue wiggled inside, causing Sasuke to scream lightly. The tongue forced it's way inside, past the tight ring of muscle. Sasuke's hips bucked up and his hands fisted in the sheets.

"Naruto..Stop teasing me.." He moaned out.

Naruto retreated his tongue and giggled. He kissed and licked at the spot between Sasuke's balls and anus.(*) He sat up, allowing Sasuke to move and sit up too. Naruto laid back and grabbed his legs by his hands - revealing all to a hungry Sasuke. Naruto was all but ready, and so was Sasuke. His hand reached out and pulled the dildo out with a pop. Naruto squirmed as this happened. Sasuke threw the dildo somewhere onto the bed and proceeded to kiss Naruto.

"There's no need to lube or prepare me," Naruto said, huskily.

"I figured that dobe," Sasuke said, quickly lining up his erection with Naruto's hole and slamming in all the way.

"Aaaah!!" Naruto screamed deliciously; his head thrown back.

Sasuke didn't stop and continued to pound into Naruto harder and harder. His hands grasped Naruto's and he pushed harder, hearing Naruto scream louder. Naruto lifted up his legs and wrapped them around Sasuke's waist, drawing him closer, pushing him in deeper.

Naruto cried out as Sasuke's penis stabbed his prostate. God, this man was huge!! One of Naruto's hands broke free from Sasuke's and wrapped around Sasuke's back. He continued to scream; his eyes watering from the intense pleasure. Sasuke slumped a little, his face coming closer to Naruto's.

His knees rubbed against the covers as he thrusted into Naruto again and again. One hand grasped onto Naruto's thigh and the other grabbed Naruto's shoulder, giving him better leverage. He felt his balls graze against Naruto's ass, if only for a second. Naruto was mewling and growling, telling Sasuke to go harder, and Sasuke did just that.

He could feel his balls start to tighten, and knew he wouldn't last long. Naruto was close too, by the way his eyes gleamed. Sasuke began to speed up his thrusts, hoping to get Naruto to release before he did. His hands let go of Naruto's shoulder and thigh and grasped Naruto's tan butt. He pulled at them, opening Naruto's orifice a tiny bit more and allowing Sasuke to plunge a tiny amount deeper.

Naruto choked and began spasming.

"Sas-Sa-Sasuke! I'm com-ahh!!"

Naruto's inside clenched down on Sasuke's member tightly, causing him to lurch forward and scream as he too released.

"Sasuke," -Pant- "Trick," -Pant- "Or treat."

End, Please Review and Rate.

(*) Haha, okay..I lied Crimson2006, I said Anus..