Naughty Boy (sucky title, eh?)

Hey all. This is my first Naruto post here, but feel free to check out my other stuffs. Mostly pretty sucky, but oh well...

By the way, I'm a firm believer in Kiba/Shika, so expect a lot of that from me...

This isn't smutty or anything...but let your imaginations run amock ^^

Here we go...

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"Y'know, if he stays that small forever everyone's gonna think you're gay," Shikamaru stated plainly, an arm folded behind his head as he lay on the ground, eyes closed. Kiba glared at him, glad that Akamaru was still off fetching the stick so he didn't have to hear.

"Shut up..." he growled, already angry at the fact that Shikamaru hadn't kissed him hello. He flopped to the grassy floor, crossing his legs and waiting for the puppy to come running back clutching the drool-soaked stick in his sharp teeth. Shikamaru shrugged as minimally as he could.

"Just making a point. It's only girls and gay guys who have dogs that small," he said offhandedly. Kiba flashed another glare at him, tempted to kick his leg as it moved a little when the hand resting on his stomach scratched his knee.

"Just 'cause he's not grown that much so far...'least I don't beg for a cock up my ass. That's really gay," he said, a little louder this time. He heard a soft laugh and turned to see the other boy had opened his eyes and was watching him.

"Calm down...I'm just kidding..." he said, his voice sounding almost like a yawn due to his utter lazyness. Kiba frowned. How on earth could someone be that un-motivated for anything? He didn't understand Shikamaru in the slightest, but that alone was enough to keep him interested. He moved over, leaning down to stare at his face, still frowning a little.

"What the hell are you doing?" Shikamaru asked monotonously, staring back at him with a completely impassive expression. Kiba watched him for a moment or two before responding.

"Why haven't you kissed me already?" he asked, contracting his eyebrows to look slightly menacing. Shikamaru blinked.

"'Cause you kept moving about. Too troublesome to go chasing after you..." he explained, huffing slightly and closing his eyes again. Kiba blinked a little at his lack of emotion and continued to stare at him, their faces inches apart with Kiba kneeling beside him and leaning over. Eventually dark eyes opened again and he sighed.

"Geez...fine," he said, leaning up and planting a short but warm kiss on Kiba's lips before lying back down. "Happy?"

Kiba shook his head.

"Then what do you want?" Shikamaru asked, sounding a little disgruntled.

Kiba shrugged.

"Geez, you're so troublesome..." he sighed, closing his eyes over again. At least Kiba had sat back a little and wasn't breathing all over his face anymore.

"Am I bad?" he heard the other growl. His eyes snapped open instantly.

"What?"

"I said, am I bad?" Kiba repeated, moving closer still until he was kneeling comfortably in between Shikamaru's legs.

"Uhh..." he began, still thinking about the rediculous question when Kiba's hand reached up and stroked down his chest slowly. He continued to watch Kiba's face as the other hand joined and together started to slowly molest his torso.

"Am I naughty?" he asked, his voice raised a semi-tone and clear. Shikamaru blinked.

"Do you wanna be naughty?" he asked, genuinely confused. Kiba smirked a little.

"If I was, would you punish me?" he asked. Shikamaru had to think of the logic behind the presented situation.

"Well, I'd have to. It follows to punish someone who's been bad..." he said, frowning a little in thought, not even paying much attention to the hands which were moving slowly across his abdomen. Kiba's smirk widened.

"How would you punish me?" he asked. Shikamaru, now in full philosopher mode and not catching on to what Kiba was proposing at all, sighed a little, glancing up to the clouds.

"Depends on what you did," he said simply with a shrug, looking back to Kiba's face, who nodded.

"What if I told everyone about what we do?" he asked. Shikamaru shrugged.

"That's not too bad...it'd be troublesome, to have everyone asking about us and stuff, but we wouldn't have to sneak around all the time...although I kinda like it this way..." he commented, talking more to himself than anything else. Kiba frowned slightly.

"Okay...what if I...took away the shogi boards in your house. Including the one you keep under your bed to hide the porn?" he asked, smirking a little again. Shikamaru sighed.

"That would be bad...guess I'd stop talking to you until you gave them back. Either that or buy a new one...most of them are getting tatty..." he said, nodding a little with his own words. Kiba sighed; the boy just wasn't getting it.

"Alright, what if I banned you from looking at the clouds ever again?" he asked, slightly pissed off. Shikamaru gasped at him.

"You wouldn't...?" he said, half shocked at the suggestion. Kiba glared at him.

"I will if you don't stop geeking out and play my game!" he said angrily. Shikamaru blinked.

"I'm not geeking out..." he said, a little defensively, but looking upset when Kiba withdrew his hands from roaming Shikamaru's thighs.

"Well you're...thinking and stuff, and you're messing up my game," he said with a nod. Shikamaru smiled a little at him.

"Want me to not think for you?" he asked sweetly. Kiba laughed a little.

"Yes, please..." he said quietly, leaning over and pressing their lips together.

"So you want punished, huh?" Shikamaru asked softly when they pulled apart, Kiba practically lying on top of him in the middle of the otherwise abandoned field. Kiba snickered slightly, face pressed into his neck as he nodded. "Why?" Shikamaru asked, genuinely interested. Kiba shrugged, almost chocking Shikamaru by jabbing his shoulder into his throat.

"I dunno...just thought it'd be fun..." he said, voice muted slightly by skin.

"Well...I think you've been a very naughty boy...and you should be punished tonight, around ten, at my house..." Shikamaru said, smiling to himself when he felt Kiba laugh on top of him.

"Ten it is..." came the muffled reply.

"And if you're late," Shikamaru said, pulling Kiba's head up so they were face to face, "you'll get it ten times harder," he growled, smirking slightly at the excited glint in Kiba's eye. He dropped his head back down to nuzzle at the exposed neck again.

"Ten thirty it is..."

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