Wear what?

thoughts

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Naruto was laying on their kingsize bed, facing the window, and slowly sinking into deep sleep. He jerked awake when he heard the door close and soon enough the bed dipped slightly to the other side.

”Usuratonkachi, you asleep?”

Naruto responded with a grunt and had full intentions to fall back to unconciousness, when Sasuke's cold feet came in contact with Naruto's under the blanket.

”Teme! I was sleeping!”

Sasuke smirked and pressed himself against his beautiful blonde, putting his arms around the now slim waist. ”You aren't anymore.”

Naruto was seriously getting agitated and kept his eyes stubbornly closed while drawing the blanket closer to his body. He supressed a shiver when he felt cool fingers getting under his shirt and traveling up and down his back.

”...Sasuke?” Sasuke responded with a 'hn' and gave butterfly kisses on his lover's neck, smirking when he felt a shiver, and brought his other hand from Naruto's waist to the blond locks of hair and grabbed them, pushing the head a little farther forward so he could gain more access.

When Naruto tried to fight back, his head was jerked back and he found himself staring at onyx eyes. ”Get undressed.”

Sasuke kept kissing, licking and sucking his neck, waiting for Naruto to do what he told him, but instead Naruto started whining. ”But I'm too tired! I really had my hands full with the twins and I'm not even feeling like it-” Sasuke suddenly bit down on a certain spot on Naruto's shoulder, effectively changing the whining to gasping and waking up Naruto's libido. ”Now do you feel like it?”

The blonde moaned and quickly shed his boxers, laying down on his back to remove the shirt too and to let Sasuke hover over him. ”Legs.” Naruto spread his legs and looked away while Sasuke fished out a bottle of lube from under the bed.

Even though he would never admit it to any of his friends, Naruto loved being dominated and when Sasuke was harsh with him, as long as there was some major cuddling afterwards.

And Sasuke loved to dominate Naruto, and he would gladly tell it to all his friends, if he really had any. Well, he had friends, but not those 'talk to' friends. More like, 'hey, let's all go and brood together!' friends. TO THE EMO-CORNER!

Sasuke finally found the bottle and coated his manhood with the lube, bringing it to Naruto's entrance. Like Naruto always said, after four kids, he didn't need stretching. Sasuke leaned down to kiss the blonde's lips hungrily and started pushing himself in through that still tight ring of muscles.

Naruto was forcing himself to relax, when suddenly a thought occured to him and he pressed his hand to the raven's bare chest, effectively stopping him.

”No, wait Sasuke. Wear a condom.”

Sasuke blinked a couple of times and bit his lower lip, his voice coming out strained because of Naruto's tightness. ”What... are you... talking about?”

Naruto pushed the man off and sat up, crossing his arms and legs. ”You heard me, wear a condom.”

Sasuke sat on his legs and crossed his arms too, mimicing the blond. ”Why? Are you worried you'd catch something?”

Naruto rolled his eyes. ”No. I just don't wanna get pregnant, YET AGAIN.”

Sasuke's eyes widened and he felt a slight sting of anger. ”What? You don't want to have my babies anymore?” Naruto felt like slapping the idiot for thinking of something like that.

”No, that's not it. I just...” Sasuke glared at him coldly, waiting for an explanation, causing Naruto to fidget. ”I just, guess I want a break.”

Sasuke arched a questioning eyebrow, earning a huff from the blonde. ”I've been pregnant for 3 years straight, and I would really appreciate a little training and, gosh, A FREAKING MISSION! If I'm gonna be Hokage, I gotta train! I can't be popping out babies all the time!”

Sasuke was a tad annoyed at this, but also felt relieved that it wasn't anything serious. ”Fine.” He crawled towards the end of the bed, passing Naruto, and started rummaging through the night table's drawer.

After a minute or so, Sasuke closed the drawer a little harder than necessary and crawled back to his place and crossed his arms.

”Don't have any.”

Naruto smirked. ”Then you ain't getting any.”

Sasuke's jaw dropped. ”What? Naruto-”

Naruto chuckled. ”Don't you Naruto me! No condoms, no sex.” He was finding the situation endlessly humorous, seeing Sasuke so distraught and desperate.

”Please Naru-chan, I'm really really... very muchly horny.” Naruto rolled his eyes again and shook his head. ”No.”

Sasuke almost felt like pouting. ”Come on, just once! You won't get pregnant from one time-”

He quieted down very quickly when he saw the face his love was making.

”Orly?”

Naruto started crawling slowly closer to Sasuke. ”Let's see, when did we ever TRY to have a baby? Hmmm, no, can't really remember, I wonder why?”

Sasuke backed away, nearing the edge of the bed.

”Oh, now I remember!” Naruto's expression was somewhat manical. ”We never TRIED to have a baby because WE NEVER HAD TO! You just put it in me and BAM! Preggers! How great, yey, no doing ANYTHING for the next 9 months!”

Sasuke swallowed and absently wondered what he would look like when they finally found his body.

Naruto was now almost on top of him and he was pointing him accusingly. ”Actually, I bet we don't even have to have sex! You just look around, and think that 'hey, we need some more Uchiha's over here, because, come on, there's never enough little pricks walking around the compound!' And then you look at me and give me that smug smirk of yours, maybe add a little wink for good measure, and suddenly your seed just APPEARS IN ME AND I FIND MYSELF THROWING UP EVERYTHING I EAT!”

Sasuke waited for a few minutes for Naruto to calm down before opening his mouth. ”Aren't you exaggerating a little?” Naruto growled and shrugged. ”Maybe a little. Though I'm pretty sure you could do that. That smirk is bad news.”

Sasuke chuckled a little and sat up, draping his arms around the blonde and hugging him close. ”Babe, I'll get some condoms the first thing tomorrow, I promise.” Naruto nodded and calmed down considerably.

There was a long silence and then Sasuke gathered up enough courage. ”Naru-chan, honey, will you reconsider tonight, if I swear I won't come inside you?” Naruto scowled at first, but he was actually feeling like it himself so he agreed.

”But just this one time.” Sasuke nodded and eagerly caught his love's lips to a passionate kiss.

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1 month later

Naruto was growling when he stared at the ceramic tiles next to the toilet seat.

Morning sickess, great. Only once, eh? That bastard, I told you he was trouble, I bet he smirked at me sometime when I wasn't looking. I'll get him for this, that little asshole.

He was brought back from his musings when he heard Sasuke chuckling at the door. ”Feeling better, dobe?”

Naruto was filled with rage and was about to shout something about not ever having sex again when he got a better idea. Sasuke stiffened when he recognized the maniacal smile.

”Ne, Sasuke.”

Sasuke blinked and considered his escape options before responding. ”Yeah?”

Naruto chuckled darkly and looked at the raven from under his bangs. ”I'm gonna name this one Ramen.”