I Vwant to Suck...

I Vwant to suck….


Warnings: Oral. This could be considered PWP but I can give it a plot if I make it a two-shot.


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“Why are we doing this again?”

“Hn. Because I want to get away from my bastard brother, you want to get away from your overbearing Uncle, he wants to get away from his siblings and evil father, and he wants to get away from his nagging mother.”

“Mendokuse.”

“…”


A raven haired young man was standing next to a van that had boxes of items that were to be moved into the house he and his roommates-to-be were parked in front of. The raven-haired man’s name is Sasuke and this is the second time he’s had this conversation with the longhaired brunette. The longhaired brunette’s name is Neji. Neji liked the reason Sasuke gave him but he wasn’t sure why it had to be this particular house they moved into.

The house they were in front of was a relatively nice estate, large yard, wrought iron fence, and a Victorian style two-story house. It’s just the ominous dead tree and dead leaves, the faded paint and broken shudders, and the visible dust and cobwebs in the windows that made him feel a little uneasy.

The redhead next to him was looking at the house blankly but on the inside it made him happy to live in a creepy place. The redhead’s name is Gaara. He didn’t speak much and didn’t really care what other people did, said, or felt as long as he was left alone.


The last of the roommates-to-be was another brunette whose hair was up in a ponytail and instead of flopping down it was spiked up making his head look like a pineapple. This brunette’s name is Shikamaru. Shikamaru just kept thinking ‘Kuso. Mendokuse.’ He could see the dust and grime and knew the house was a fixer upper. As much as he would love to get away from his nagging mother, he didn’t actually want to clean up where he was going to live before he actually moved in. He was thinking that he would just lag behind when they go into the house to decide who did what and what goes where, maybe fake an injury or something.

Sasuke looked at Neji boredly, took out the keys for the house, and walked up to the front door with the steps creaking with every step he took. He unlocked the door and stepped in. Gaara followed soon after, then Neji, and then with a sigh Shikamaru. The inside of the house wasn’t too horrible actually. There was dust and cobwebs but not as many as there could have been. The furniture had sheet coverings to protect them from dust and the house looked like it was updated for this century. The guys looked around the bottom floor and found the kitchen, a pantry, a closet, a small bathroom, a living room, a dining room, a small conservatory, a library, and a study. They headed upstairs and found a master bedroom, which was locked and none of the keys Sasuke had would open it, a bathroom, four bedrooms, and a sitting area. Shikamaru chose the room closest to the stairs, Neji was across from him, Gaara was next to Shikamaru, and Sasuke, even though he wanted the master bedroom, was across from Gaara and next to Neji. There was also a small attic and a large basement in the house.

The rooms were also dusty but furnished. So all the boys had to do was open the windows, dust, and move their items in. Sasuke and Neji were the neat freaks but they didn’t want to do all the work so they just cleaned out their rooms, and then took the dusty sheets off the furniture to hang them out on the porch railing to beat the dust out of them later. Sasuke looked around the kitchen and decided to go pick up some food from the grocery store since it was almost lunchtime. He saw Gaara taking some boxes, presumably his own, into the house.


“I’m going to get some food for the kitchen so tell the others. And make sure the lazy ass does something productive.”


Gaara just snorted, probably at the idea of Shikamaru doing something productive unless it was a life or death situation. Sasuke got into his car. He didn’t know how long he’d be gone but hopefully the house would be cleaner by the time he got back.


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When he got back he saw Shikamaru sitting on the porch half heartedly beating the dusty sheets. Sasuke just shook his head, grabbed the groceries, and headed into the house. He noticed that the rooms and hall he passed through were free of dust so Neji must have got fed up with the other two. The kitchen was spotless which was good since he didn’t think anyone wanted to eat dusty food. Neji walked in while Sasuke was putting the groceries away. He looked like he just took a shower. He reached into one cabinet and got a glass then got some water from the tap. Neji wondered if they were able to drink from the tap while he was cleaning the kitchen earlier when Sasuke was gone so he filled a glass with tap water and made Shikamaru drink it to see if it was any good. Since the lazy boy thanked him for the water and walked away with the glass he was guessing it was drinkable.


“So what are we going to eat?”

“Whatever Gaara makes.”

“Will he make us something to eat?”

“Hn.”


Sasuke put the last thing away and decided to wander around the house to see if anything else needed cleaning. Neji just sat in the kitchen. He didn’t feel like doing anything since he cleaned all day plus he was hungry. After a few minutes Gaara walked in and starting looking in all the cabinets and pulling items out, a lot of items. So apparently Sasuke was right about Gaara cooking for all of them. Gaara didn’t have anything better to do since he already unpacked and with Neji going ultra-clean freak the house was pretty much clean. Just a few items, the basement, and the master bedroom were still dirty. So he decided to cook. He enjoyed cooking but wouldn’t actually say it out loud. Neji just sat there watching Gaara from the corner of his eye. He supposed he should go check on Shikamaru to make sure he didn’t just fall asleep while hitting the dust off the sheets. He got up leaving Gaara to his own devices and went out to the front porch. He saw Shikamaru laying under the shade of the porch watching the clouds go by but also noticed the dust free and folded sheets.


“Shika. Take the sheets down to the basement before getting food which will be ready in a little while.”

He walked back into the house after hearing a mumbled ‘Mendokuse’ and went to take his seat the kitchen.

After a certain amount of time, Shikamaru finally got up, stretched, and then made his way over to the sheets. Once he walked into the house he could smell the wonderful aroma of food and just realized how hungry he was. He walked over to the door for the basement, opened it, walked about half way down the stairs without turning on the light, and then threw the sheets down. Instead of just hear a ‘flumph’ noise he heard a ‘thud’ so the sheets must of knocked something over. Oh well. He didn’t care and he was hungry. He went back upstairs and closed the door to the basement bathing it once again in darkness. In that darkness something began to awaken.


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“I’m going to bed.”


They were all in the upstairs sitting area just hanging out talking about what they should put where and what’s going to happen the next day. Until Shikamaru felt like sleeping in his own room as opposed to the couch he was on.


“It’s not that late and you can’t be that tired. You just beat sheets and then lazed around after lunch.”

“Did you even unpack?”

“….”

“You’re all troublesome. Goodnight.”


Long pause.


“Well sleep does sound good.”

“I’m surprised you’re still up.”

“Like a house as dusty as this one could make me horribly tired.”

“… Ultra-clean freak.”

“Shut up Gaara. Goodnight.”

“Guess I’ll go to my room too. Night.”

“…”


So they all went into their separate rooms to sleep in their new house for the first time. While they were falling asleep, or meditating in Gaara’s case, something started to wake up to go out on the prowl and search for its prey. And lucky for it, it could smell prey right above it.


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It was some time in the middle of the night. Sasuke woke up to a shuffling sound in his room. At first he thought it was just the wind but there really wasn’t any wind. Then he was thinking that maybe one of his roommates came into the wrong room by accident. He looked around and saw a figure standing at the foot of his bed. He tried to make out whom it was but couldn’t tell since the figure was more in the shadows. He was about to call out Gaara’s name but his voice got stuck in his throat when red eyes looked at him. The red surprised him but the hunger in those eyes freaked him out. The figure walked more into the very dim light coming into the room from the window. All he could do was freeze. ‘This can’t be real. Just a nightmare.’ He thought. Because, of what he could see, the figure not only had red eyes but had ashen skin drawn tight making the figure look gaunt and underfed and it’s dull looking hair was dirty and limp looking. The next thing he knew he felt cool air on his legs because the figure pulled the covers off and then that figure was starting to crawl towards him slowly. His eyes widened and he tried to back away but his body wouldn’t cooperate. He finally seemed to gain back his voice when he felt the figure run it’s hands up the inside of his legs. He came to the conclusion that he was going to be raped, killed, have his blood sucked, be eaten, a combination, or all of the above.


“Wh-what…”

“Shhh. I want to suck… so hungry.”


The figure had a raspy husky voice and was male. So he was going to have his blood sucked dry. He heard a ripping sound and felt cool air brush over his groin. He was about to yell and struggle when he felt some sort of force keep him from struggling and making any noise. He jumped, without actually moving, when he felt a cold hand wrap around his flaccid cock. The hand started to slowly move up and down, squeezing every so often. He felt himself start to harden even though he was freaked out of his mind. The figure in his lap was watching with avid interest as he started to harden and for some reason that made him harden a little faster. He closed his eyes in humiliation while he started to pant. So he was going to be raped and then sucked dry. And of course he couldn’t do a thing because he was dealing with something supernatural. His eyes flew open and he gave a surprised moan when he felt something wet and hot encase the head of his cock. He looked down and saw the so-called-vampire sucking on him like he was the greatest lollipop in the world. He felt a tongue circle around and then dip into the slit seemingly trying to pry out the pre-cum. The mouth then relinquished it’s treat making Sasuke whimper, which he cursed himself for doing, and then gasped when he felt that tongue start licking all over his cock. He let his head fall back while trying not to make to much noise. He didn’t want to give the man the satisfaction of hearing him. But if he was thinking with the right head then he would of made as much noise as possible to alert his friends that he was in trouble. He started to feel his cock throbbing as more pre-cum leaked out. The figure went back to sucking on the head. He arched his back and gave a startle cry when he felt that warmth surround all of his cock. He then felt a constriction around the head that made his eyes roll into the back of his head. Apparently the man sucking him off could deep throat. Without conscious thought he started bucking his hips up and he vaguely noticed that his hands made it into the man’s hair. The man seemed content to let him fuck his mouth so that’s what Sasuke did. He could feel himself getting close and when he felt his balls being fondled and his perineum being grazed he fell over the precipice into pleasure.


After the haze cleared he looked up and saw the man sitting on the edge of his bed looking at him. But he looked different then he did before. His skin looked healthier but still pale which didn’t seem like his right coloration, his hair was a bit shinier and stood up more and was more blonde, and his eyes were a grayish blue. When he saw that Sasuke was studying him he grinned showing off slightly elongated canines that made Sasuke gulp. Suddenly the man appeared face to face with him making Sasuke’s eyes widen. He felt the man nip his bottom lip, run a soothing tongue over where he nipped, and then he felt lips brush against his in a chaste kiss.


“Thanks for the appetizer. It tasted divine.”


He watched as the man stood up and disappeared but noticed that the covers were back over him. Suddenly he felt very, very tired and as soon as his head hit the pillow and his eyes closed he was instantly asleep.

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Neji was dreaming that he was flying. He felt so free and comfortable until he realized how cold it was. His eyes opened and he noticed why he was so cold. His covers weren’t on him. ‘Where did they go?’ He sat up and looked at the end of his bed. He saw knees incased in black pants, then a torso and arms incased in a period white shirt, then a chest, shoulders and neck, then a chin, lips, a cute little nose, and then he encountered red eyes. These were all set in a pale face, which looked like it should be tanner. He stared at the red eyes that were staring at him in a hungry manner and suddenly realized that those eyes suddenly got closer. All he could see were those red eyes. He then heard the sound of cloth ripping and the sensation of cool air rushing over his groin. He looked down and saw his shredded boxers being held in the hands of the man kneeling right in between his legs. He looked back up and instead of seeing red eyes he saw grayish blue eyes that were accompanied by a mischievous grin. His brow furrowed when he saw the elongated fangs.


“Who-“

“Shhh. Just relax. I want to suck…”


Neji stared at him wide-eyed and jumped when he felt a hand caress the inside of his thigh. He narrowed his eyes and was going to slap the hand away while saying something scathing when he felt something invisible push him down and keep him in place while somehow keeping him from speaking. The hand that was caressing his thigh moved up and started stroking his cock. He tensed and tried to make any noise or movement but whatever was keeping him down was doing a really good job.


“Relax. I’m not going to hurt you.”


Neji was still tense but the way the man purred that sentence made him shiver. He also started to feel himself harden which made him try to squirm away from the man but of course it was futile. Neji gasped inaudibly when he felt the man kissing and licking up and down his still hardening cock. Neji was grinding his teeth and glaring at the man who was looking at him in an amused manner. The man then blew on the tip making Neji’s cock twitch, which made Neji glare at it. If Neji was looking then he would have noticed the man hold back a laugh but instead he just felt the man wrap a hand around the base of his cock and slowly stroke up. A drop of pre-cum leaked out and was eagerly licked up by the man, making Neji bite his lip. The man started to stroke up and down in a leisurely pace making Neji glare at him again. After a while the man started to pump faster but then stopped making Neji growl. The man just grinned at him and then started licking the head of his cock, digging his tongue into the slit and sucking every so often. Neji kept trying to buck his hips to get that tongue and mouth to do more but he couldn’t really do very much. The man took pity on him and lowered his mouth around Neji’s cock and then started to bob his head up and down, going lower each time he went down. By the time the man’s nose was buried in his pubic hair Neji was panting. Then the man swallowed. Neji groaned. Not too loud but loud enough to startle himself. Even though he didn’t want this to happen, the man was exceptional at what he was doing. Not many could get away with deep throating him and those who did usually didn’t like how Neji seemed to take control of it, so it didn’t happen often. It wasn’t like he hurt his partner, he just liked control, and so that’s why this situation was upsetting him. While thinking about this he didn’t realize that he wasn’t being held down anymore and that his hands were in the blonde’s hair. He noticed when the man stopped bobbing his head and looked up at him. He growled again and pulled the man’s head down by his hair, blinking in surprise when the man let him. So then Neji took control and fucked the man’s mouth at a leisurely pace but after a while he couldn’t help but speed up, growling for the man to suck harder and faster, which the man did almost eagerly. After a few more thrusts he groaned and came into the man’s mouth.

Once the haze of pleasure dissipated somewhat he saw the man sitting next to him, licking his lips thoughtfully. When the man felt Neji’s eyes on him he turned and looked at him. Neji noticed that the man’s hair was more blond and spikier then when he first saw him, his eyes were bluer but still had grey in them, and his skin got a little more color to it. He blinked and the man was, again, suddenly in front of him. He was going to say something when the man nipped his bottom lip, licked it in a soothing way, and then gave him a chaste kiss. He stood up and grinned at Neji.


“Thanks for the meal. It was delicious.”


Then the man disappeared. Neji realized the covers were back on him and once his head hit the pillow his eyes closed and he fell into a deep sleep.


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Gaara was in deep meditation. He was an insomniac due to things that happened in his childhood. He was sort of scared to sleep so instead he just meditated to get back his energy. He was sitting Indian style on his bed with his arms crossed over his chest and his back against the wall. He sensed something so he opened his eyes and encountered a pair of red eyes that changed into a blue. He was going to say something when he felt the person, who was practically in his lap, run their hands along his thighs to the string on his drawstring pants. He glared at the person but that didn’t work so he was going to shove the person away but he couldn’t move for some reason. He felt the person move their hand from untying the string down to outline his flaccid cock. He tried to struggle or say something but nothing happened.


“Just relax.”


He glared at the man, judging by the voice, which lost it’s intensity for a moment when the man started to fondle him through his sleep pants but then he just glared a more deadly glare, if that was possible. The man shivered and sat back a little but didn’t stop stroking Gaara’s hardening cock. The man had spiky blond hair, a tan, and dullish blue eyes. The man smiled at him, which showed off his elongated canines. The man leaned against him and smelled his neck, emitting a purring sound. He then released Gaara’s cock, making Gaara growl but repositioned himself so his cheek could rub against the inside of Gaara’s thigh. The man then started to mouth Gaara’s cock through his pants making the fabric mold and cling. He pulled away when the fabric was soaked and blew on it making Gaara shiver and growl. The man then grinned up at him and pulled the pants down, releasing the trapped cock. Once it was free, it was like Christmas had come early for the man since his eyes lit up happily. He started licking around the head and lapped eagerly at the pre-cum leaking out. He looked up at Gaara with half-lidded eyes as he took Gaara into his mouth. Gaara was breathing heavily and looking at the man through narrowed eyes. His lips parted in a silent ‘Oh’ when he felt the man deep throat him and swallow. After a few swallows the man pulled back and just sucked at the tip. Gaara realized he could move so he grabbed the back of the man’s head, scratching his scalp in the process, and pushed the man’s head down on his cock. He growled when he realized how hard it was to fuck that mouth while sitting in Indian style so he managed to get on his knees and just went animalistic. He kept grunting and growling each time he’d thrust into that mouth. If he cared he probably would of thought how the man could breath through this but he didn’t. If he did care to notice though, then he would of seen how much the other man enjoyed it. Gaara felt himself getting closer and the thing that threw him over was the man making that purring sound which made a rhythmic vibration in his throat. Gaara grunted while pulling the man’s hair even harder when he came into that mouth.

When he opened his eyes he saw the man sitting in front of him rubbing his jaw and working it a few times which resulted in a few cracks. He looked up and Gaara saw that his eyes were a really bright blue, he was tan with a nice healthy flush, and his hair was really shiny. The man looked more ethereal and considering there wasn’t very much light coming in it just added to how unreal he was. The man nipped his bottom lip, licked over it soothingly, and then gave him a chaste kiss.


“Thanks for the second half of my meal. You taste decadent.”


He then stood up and grinned at Gaara then just disappeared. Gaara just blinked and fell back on his bed. His head landed on his pillow and for the first time in a very long time he fell into a deep, dreamless sleep.


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Shikamaru was dreaming of lying under the shade of a tree and watching the clouds pass by overhead. In his dream he felt a cool wind blow across him, which made him shiver but he thought it was too troublesome to actually do anything about it. He then felt another gust of wind blow over him but this time it was over his groin area. He just continued to watch the clouds pass by but thought fleetingly that he was cloud watching naked. The next gust of wind was a warm one but instead of just flowing over him it swirled around his cock and gently massaged it. He just raised an eyebrow but let the wind do whatever it wanted, especially if all he had to do was lie there. The warm wind squeezed and stroked him until he was hard. All he did was emit encouraging noises. After a few more strokes the wind disappeared. He frowned and waited for another one but none came. He realized that his eyes were closed so he opened them and when he opened them he woke up to the real world. He looked down at his throbbing cock and realized that there was someone sitting in between his legs. He looked up at this person and came into contact with a pouting face and red eyes that showed some frustration but lit up when he woke up. Shikamaru raised an eyebrow and then furrowed his brow in thought. His eyebrows practically jumped into his hairline when the man started to nuzzle and lick teasingly at his cock. He felt like he should move and push the stranger, who was doing a wonderful job at teasing him with fellatio, but when he moved nothing happened. So he gave up and, like in his dream, just let the man do whatever since the man only seemed interested in sucking his cock dry at the moment. He looked from the ceiling back to the man who was at the moment suckling on the head of his cock. For some reason he wanted to pet the blond head and would you look at that. His hand was moving without conscious thought and started to stroke through the hair of the man sucking him off. Now he was glad he did it because the man started purring and mewling which led to delicious vibrations against his cock. He vaguely noticed that he was rocking his hips but he definitely noticed when the man deep throated him. After a few more bobs of that head, Shikamaru’s hand tightened briefly in that hair and gave a low quiet moan as he came.

He was content to just lie there and keep his eyes closed but he could feel the presence of the random stranger who just sucked him off. So he slowly opened his eyes and saw the man, who looked a little drunk, raise an eyebrow and almost giggle at him. But instead the man nipped his bottom lip, licked where he nipped, and gave him a chaste kiss.


“Thanks for dessert. You taste like sunshine.”


He then giggled, stood up and then disappeared. Shikamaru just lay there, thought ‘Mendokuse,’ and then drifted off into a deep sleep.


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Sasuke appeared in the kitchen the next morning expecting Gaara to already be there, since he usually was, but he wasn’t so he just shrugged and went about making himself some cereal. He was thinking about his nighttime visitor and would of wrote it off as a dream if it wasn’t for waking up naked and finding his torn boxers by the side of his bed this morning. He wasn’t sure if he should tell the guys but it might be better to warn them that a strange man comes into your room in the middle of the night and sucks you off. He was on autopilot while eating his cereal and nodded at Neji who just walked in.

Neji walked in and raised an eyebrow when he didn’t see Gaara but went and made his own cereal and sat next to Sasuke. He thought he had a dream last night about this guy giving him head and was fantastic at it but when he woke up he realized he was naked and that his boxers were torn and lying next to the bed. So it wasn’t a dream. He felt like he had to warn the others about it. He blinked when Gaara practically stalked into the kitchen and sat down at the table glaring at it like it did something heinous. Neji looked at Sasuke, who looked at Neji and they both just shrugged at each other.

Gaara stalked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. He wasn’t sure if what happened was a dream or not but he was more perplexed about falling asleep. Bad things usually happened when he fell asleep but nothing really happened. In fact, he barely remembered falling asleep. So he was surprised when he woke up from sleep instead of calmly slipping out of his meditation. He barely noticed Shikamaru walk in but then he furrowed his brow. It was before noon, why was Shikamaru up?

Shikamaru couldn’t go back to sleep. So he decided he might as well go downstairs, get some food, and tell the guys about his unorthodox dream. So he walked into the kitchen and saw that he’d have to make his own cereal, he did it only because he was hungry, and then sat down next to Sasuke. He noticed that all three of them were looking at him like he was a rare and amazing sight, which he admitted to himself was probably true at the moment.


“Is it the end of the world?”

“Hn.”

“…”

“Mendokuse.”


He saw Sasuke and Neji smirk, and the corner of Gaara’s lip twitch. He would of rolled his eyes but that took too much effort so he just started eating his cereal. It was quiet around the table until Sasuke finished and went to wash his bowl in the sink. He then sat back down and rested his elbows on the table to prop his head up on his hands.


“Aren’t you going to eat?”

“…later.”

“Why didn’t you make breakfast this morning Gaara?”

“… I fell asleep.”


Everyone at the table looked up at him in surprise. He just looked at the table. The guys weren’t sure how to react. He didn’t look like he was going to kill anyone. Before anyone could say anything they heard a sneeze. They all blinked and looked at each other to see if one of them sneezed. They heard another sneeze and looked at the doorway to the kitchen where the sound came from. All their eyes widened for standing in the doorway was the blond-haired, blue-eyed, tan man who gave them a visit last night. Of course it was during the day now so they could see him more clearly and for some reason the man was covered in dust. They all stood up, except for Shikamaru, making their chairs scrape across the tile and, more or less, said at the same time.


“What the hell are you doing here?”

“Don’t yell so loud!”


The man was clutching his head and glaring at them weakly. It looked like the man had a hangover. The guys at the table noticed now that the man wasn’t actually that tall. Maybe around 5’8” or 5’9.” The shortest out of the four was Gaara at 5’11” and the rest were at 6’0” or a little above. The man started to walk towards them.


“What are you doing?”

“I’m thirsty.”


This made them all tense up. He walked by them and went to the sink. All of them were watching what he was doing very carefully. He washed his hands and then dried them, then started looking through the cabinets. After searching through a few he pulled out a glass. The four at the table were thinking of the blond grabbing and cutting one of them, making him bleed into the cup and then drinking greedily from it. But instead the blond just filled the glass with water from the tap and drank it all down. He then cleaned the glass and dried it, putting it back where he found it. He walked back towards the door he came through but then suddenly turned around, making the four jump a little, wearing a huge grin while rubbing the back of his head.


“Can I use your bathroom? Mine is kind of… uh well I guess you could say that if I used it I’d become dirtier instead of cleaner. And I need to borrow some clothes ‘cause mine are all moth eaten and dusty.”


They all just stared at him. Sasuke furrowed his brow and finally asked one question that they all wanted answered.


“Who the hell are you?”

“Eh? Oh! I’m Uzumaki Naruto. Nice to meet you.”

“Okay. Why are you in our house?”

“Your house? This is my house!”

“No. I bought and paid for this house. This is our house.”

“My house wasn’t put on the market!”

“Well it wasn’t but I wanted it so I bought it. It said this house was abandoned. I was surprised they didn’t demolish this house.”

“Wait! What year is it?!”

“…2007.”

“WHAT?! I didn’t mean to sleep THAT long!”


The blond was crouching on the floor while holding his head. The four at the table were looking at each other like ‘Wtf?’ The blond suddenly stood up and pointed at Sasuke.


“Who sold you this house?”

“Tsunade-“

“Ahhhhh! I knew it. That old hag!!! …knowing her she added a little extra to your contract.”

“Oi. How long have you been asleep anyway?”

“The lazy one speaks?”

“How do you know Shikamaru?”

“So that’s his name? I’ll just call him a lazy-ass anyway.”

“Won’t be the first.”

“Are you going to answer my question blondie or not?”

“Don’t call me that! And about… a little more than a century.”

Silence.

“…What are you?”

“I’m a vampire. What do I look like?”


They looked at him and he looked more like a little kid then the sexual being that “attacked” them last night. Neji just noticed that there were dusty footprints leading towards the sink and out the doorway. His eye twitched.


“You’re getting dust everywhere.”


Naruto looked at him with large blue eyes and blinked.


“I know! That’s why I want to take a shower. And after I get some clothes on I’m going to go dust out my room.”

“Your room? You mean the master bedroom?”

“Yeah.”

“But I couldn’t open it at all.”

“Of course not. I’m the only one able to open the door unless I allow others to enter.”

“…If you’re a vampire, then how are you walking around during the day?”

“Pff. Don’t believe everything you hear about vampires. Yes the sun is irritable to vampire’s skin more so then it is for humans so they tend to stay out of it but it won’t kill them.”

“…Do you drink blood?”

“Of course I do, but not often and only as a, I guess you could say, a fine wine. I don’t want to attack and kill anyone. …So can I take that shower?”

“But then what do you eat?”


Naruto scowled, more like pouted at them and crossed his arms.


“Can we play twenty questions after I shower?”


The four just stared at him so he huffed, turned around and stomped upstairs. They then heard the shower start. All four of them looked at each other. Neji looked at Shikamaru.


“How did Naruto know you were lazy?”

“Mendokuse.”


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~There is a second half to this, which probably won’t be as long, but since I feel like this is incomplete I might add it. But I might not. So I hoped you liked what you read. ^.^