The Finest Of Them All

The Finest Of Them All

Chapter 1

Naruto sighed, “he looks good enough to eat!” Naruto said as he watch the raven eating his lunch from the opposite side of the room. Naruto sat facing him but he was far away Naruto couldn't even make out what the raven was eating. The raven is named Sasuke, the dreamiest boy he ever saw. How could someone look that good and still be single? He knew for a fact he was single, he was ashame to say this but he was his stalker, not the kind to seek into his room and rub everyone of Sasuke's clothes on his body and inhale the scent of them or roll around naked on his bed. But the last one was very tempting for Naruto.


Still looking at him and not eating his only lunch, he did this everyday, not eating to just stare at Sasuke eating his lunch. A few people set with him, luckily no girls nor good liking guys. Naruto didn't know which one Sasuke perfumed yet. It better be guys...if not...then a sex's changes for Naruto...Damn.


He would do anything to be with him, even if it does sound stalkrish.


He.

Would.

Do.

Anything!


And he wasn't kidding.


Naruto looked down at his lunch that was still untouched. His friends soon took there seat with him. Shikamaru was talking to Kiba once they were earshot of Naruto. Naruto give up on staring at his one side love and took his attention on the two boys.


“So you think she hot right?” Kiba sat next right of Naruto with Shikamaru in front of Kiba.


“Breathtaking.” Shikamaru rolled his eyes.


Kiba stuck out his tongue at him. He grabs the folk and stirs his mash potatoes.


“Guys. Am I good looking for Sasuke?” Naruto crossed his arms on the table. He glance at Shikamaru and then past him at Sasuke.


“Naruto stop. Go over there and just talk to him!” Shikamaru said. He was eating chicken fingers with his hands.


Naruto hangs his head down, “I'll make an ass of myself!”


“No you won't!” Kiba said but then he looks to Shikamaru and shakes his head, they both know Naruto would do something stupid but it would be so hilarious so Kiba tried cheering him up so he have something to laugh about later.


“Think I should?” Naruto head whips to Kiba then to Shikamaru.


“Go for it!” Kiba gave him the thumps up.


“OK! Here I go!” Naruto places his hands on the table and stood up and...he froze. Naruto stared at Sasuke, he wasn't even looking at him, Sasuke continued eating his lunch peacefully.


“Naruto?” Shikamaru moved in front of Naruto's sight, blocking Sasuke from his view. “You don't have to you know.” Shikamaru didn't get a reply.


Some girl got up behind Naruto, she didn't watch where she was going, she crashes into Naruto's back, dumping her tray onto Naruto. The only thing that got dump onto Naruto was her milk.


“Hahahah!” Kiba laughed, some friend he was.


“Sorry.” The girl shrugged and moved on.


Naruto felt wet and it sucked. The shirt sticked to his back like glue. Naruto pulled his shirt back. “Just great!” Naruto blow hot air.


“Don't wrong Naruto. He's not looking!” Shikamaru looks over his shoulder at Sasuke, noting he wasn't looking over here.


“He doesn't even notice me, even something lame happens to me.” Naruto glances at the floor.


“That was fucking funny!” Kiba looked at Naruto and then looked over at Sasuke.


“Hey look its the milkboy!” A group of girls walk in front of them. One pointed out what happen. The group past them to their table.


“Wow you have a nickname already.” Kiba nodded, he was very impressed with people coming up with names that fast. “Holy crap and its was under 2mins!” He said as he looked at the cafeteria clock. He then started clapping his hands slowly at first and then he began to raise, soon the clapping got louder and faster.


“Hm? What the hell?” Sasuke glanced over at some idiot clapping at some blond kid. “Naruto?..figured!” He rolled his eyes and went back to talking with the boy next to him.


**


Naruto class after lunch was gym. His face was heating up, not because it was hot, he was paired up with Sasuke. He tried not looking like he was looking at him. It was hard. He didn't want people to know he liked him thats why he tried to avoid looking at him.


He gulped because Sasuke and him were partners in so stupid game. This was the only time Sasuke and him ever talk, well sum what talked. He couldn't think of anything to say, somethings he did could up with something thats when he would turn to Sasuke and...He forgot what he was going to say. He just stared at him and slowly turn away from him.


Sasuke doesn't even know he exist, he wouldn't talk to him. After the game was over he left Naruto to go talk to his friends. Naruto stared at the floor where Sasuke once was.


**


“Fudge.” Naruto grunted, he walked the empty halls.


“Fudge?” Kiba asked behind him, Naruto's not the only one that can and will skip class.


Naruto flinched, “I mean, Fuck!” He whipped his head back to look over his shoulder.


“Riiiiiggghhtt.” Kiba pushed Naruto to continue walking.


“I feel like his avoiding me.”


“Thats because you don't do anything thats cool.” Kiba grinned, he soon walked beside Naruto.


Naruto sneered, “What are you doing here?”


“Shikamaru has a plan. Meet us at my house, for some reason. Don't know why he choose my house?” Kiba shrugged, and patted Naruto on the back before stopping and going back the other way.


“It better be good!” Naruto too stopped and turn to watch Kiba.


Kiba turned around, he was still walking. “All he said was 'you better do as he says to get Uchiha into your pants.'”


“I'll go anything! Kiba.” Naruto declared.


Kiba pocketed his hands, with going backwards from Naruto, he nodded and turned around.


**


“Project time!” Aiko announce to his last period chemistry. “Partners people, partners.”


“Miss Aiko can we not be assign partners?”


Aiko appear next to the girl who'd raised her hand. “What did you say?”


“N-Nothing Miss Aiko.” The girl hide in her arms.


“Now for your partners.”


**


“Why did they had to be partner up?” A girl whined as she sat behind the two boys.


“Because their the only ones who have the last name that starts with U.” Her partner pointed out for her.


Naruto sat near Sasuke but not to close and not to far away. His hands laced together in front of him on the table.


Miss Aiko walked around to each group, talking to them, making sure they knew what their project was. She was handing out different project to each one before move to the next table. She then moved to Sasuke and Naruto's table.


She walked to them, taking another chair from a nearby desk.


“So what do you guys want to write about? Trees...Bugs...Evolution.” Miss Aiko smiled, with her clipboard in hand. She was writing down what each group was doing.


“Gene slicing.” Sasuke said.


“Bugs it is.” Aiko smiled.


“Why not gene slicing?” Naruto asked.


“Well..umm.” Miss Aiko got up and left with out answering.


“Bugs?” Naruto looked over to Sasuke.


“Hm!”


“We still can do gene slicing.”


“Planning on it.” Sasuke flip open his notebook. “You do know what gene slicing is?” He looked over to Naruto.


“Of course.” Where's a computer when you need one!


“Do you have a dog?”


“Yea.”


Sasuke nodded.


What the heck is he going to do with my dog? “Do you have the right equipment for this?”


“Of course you moron. I wouldn't asked if we could if I didn't have the equipment for it!”


“So we're going to do this at your house?” I can roll on his bed!..No Naruto, No. You can't do that...OK maybe for minute but thats all!


“Hn.”


**


Naruto ran all the way to Kiba's house, he felt so stupid. He barged into the house and ran up the stairs, throwing Kiba's door open. He then locked himself in Kiba's bathroom. Naruto didn't notices that Kiba and Shikamaru was already in the room.


“Naruto come out!” Kiba shouted at the door.


“No!” Naruto whined.


“Naruto we have a plan.” Shikamaru singed.


“Will it work?”


“Yes it will!!” Shikamaru sheared him.


“You mean, I can't mess this plan up?” Naruto bit his lip.


“Will there are some flaws in the plan.” Kiba rolled his eyes weird. He got a look for Shikamaru, he just shrugged innocents back at him. “Its true.” He whispered only to Shikamaru.


Naruto come out of Kiba's bathroom. He had a hope in his eyes to the plan. “What is it?” He grunted.


“Kiba go get your sister's clothes.” Shikamaru pushed Kiba to the door.


“What for?” Kiba pushed back on the hand.


“The plan to get Sasuke into Naruto pants.” Shikamaru gave him the 'duh' look.


“Naruto is going to dress like a girl?!?” Kiba eyes widen at the thought of Naruto dressed in a short skirt.


“Yea and its going to be in your sister clothes.” Naruto shot back.


“Grrrooossss!” Kiba left.


“Don't forget the underwear!” Shikamaru hollower.


“Grosser!” Kiba yelled.


**


“We have the technology and Kiba sisters clothes, we can rebuild him into a girl, with Kiba sisters clothes. Who would have known, she had sexy undergarments?” Shikamaru chuckled.


“Say one more thing about my sisters and I'll kill you!” Kiba pointed his finger to his chest.


“Before the dressing up. You have to shave or wax's. Naruto.”


“WAX'S!” Kiba yelled, he's sister uses wax and she screamed and he wanted Naruto to do the same.


TBC